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Tondemo Isekai - 221 - Sabre-Tooth Tiger

I glanced through the mission request board, but it’s not looking good.

There was no challenging or interesting mission request in the forest.

“Oh, are you looking to take up a mission?” [3] asked Mr. Marks-Normie-san.

“Yes. Fer and the rest wanted to go to the forest to do some hunting. I thought I might as well see if there’s any forest-related mission request.”

“Oh, the forest… I’m afraid there’s nothing suitable for a party of your skillset at t...

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Tondemo Isekai - 223 - Red Dragon

““You’re too loud, na.””

““Too noisy, naa.””

““Aruji~ Why so loud~?””

To be treated as the crazy party and tsukkomi-ed [8] by others is…

Wait, wait, wait, I’m not the crazy one here!

I stared at the huge red and black body with horror. I could see the reflections of my own face from the shiny scales. No matter how I looked at it, this looks like a- a-

“-a, this is-”

“Umu, it’s A Red Drag...

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Tondemo Isekai - 222 - Hunting in the Forest

I held on to Fer’s back as he ran non-stop for about an hour.

When he finally slowed down, we were already deep in the middle of the forest. [6] I was still trying to recover from the ride when Fer said, [3] “Umu, this seems like a good place. There are no humans around.”

[6] I slipped off his back. To be honest, I’m fairly used to riding on Fer by now, but I will always be glad to have my two feet on the ground. “Alright, I’ll stay here and make our travel meals. Plea...

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Tondemo Isekai - 220 - Struck by an Aura of Happiness

After breakfast, I sat down for a break in the living room with a nice cup of coffee.

By the way, as per everyone’s request, breakfast was served with lots of meat. [2] Specifically, a quick Ginger Fried Orc meat on rice. The strong meaty-gingery smell of breakfast still lingered even after it was all eaten.

“Hey everyone, tomorrow will be exactly one week since we come to this place. How about extending our stay for another three days?” I need time to stock up on more seafo...

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Tondemo Isekai - 219 - Kaki Furai

Alright, it’s time to prepare dinner. [1] I’ve already made up my mind about what to make while we were stocking up on seafood at the market today.

Fufufufufu, today I am going to make Kaki Furai! Yes, that’s right, those Kaaki I bought earlier were basically super large oysters. The best way to eat oysters, aside from raw, is to make Kaki Furai! (Or should that be Kaaki Furai since the locals called them Kaaki?)

[6] Maa, it doesn’t really matter what they call it. I’m j...

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Tondemo Isekai - 218 - Merchant’s Guild vs Adventurer’s Guild

I left the house early the next day to stock up on more seafood at the morning market.

Since the Kraken had been dealt with, the stalls here were even more well-stocked than before. In fact, with so many people selling their goods, the seafood was fresher, with more variety and, best of all, even cheaper.

I stocked up on seafood I’d bought before. [5] The salmon-like Salken, Tyrant Fish, Vermillion Shrimps, Bronze King Crabs, various Hard Clams as well as Yellow Scallops. [1] Af...

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Tondemo Isekai - 217 - Gossip

“Good morning Adrian, sorry for asking you to meet me so early in the morning.”

“Oh, no, no. That’s no problem. It’s all part of my job. Here’s the payment, please confirm it.”

1, 2, 3… there were a total of 118 large gold coins and 5 regular gold coins.

“Yes, I have received 1,185 gold from you.”

“Very well, I should leave for Carelina as soon as possible.”

“Do be careful on your way. Oh, and please give my regards to Lambert-san.”<...

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Tondemo Isekai - 216 - Verulean Merchant's Guild

This morning, I came to the Adventurer’s Guild at my usual time, skipping all the usual crowd in the early morning.

I was immediately shown to the Guild Master’s room by someone before I even got to the receptionist.

The door opened to show Marks-san at his table, he was clearly waiting for me. [3] “Ahh, welcome, have a seat.”

I sat down.

“Well, I must say you’ve picked up quite an interesting set of items from the dungeon. Then, of course, there’s the ...

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Tondemo Isekai - 215 - Seafood Barbecue

The next morning, I started off the day with a light breakfast while Fer and the rest had meat, meat and some more meat.

I had already told them we’ll be having Seafood Barbecue for lunch, [1] so I don’t want to overload my stomach now.

[6] Since I've let the shellfish in salt water overnight, there should be no sand in them. The shrimps could be grilled just as they are, I just have to devein them. The crabs were really huge, [6] the legs were so long and large that I had t...

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Tondemo Isekai - 214 - Kishar-sama is Cunning

While Fer, Dora-chan and Sui napped in our Ocean View House's living room, [1] I found myself at a loss.

For dinner… well, it would hardly take up much time since everyone seems to want meat, meat, meat, after all that seafood.

“Fish is delicious, however, it’s boring to eat it every day. I want meat.”

[4] “Meat~”

“Exactly,” [7] Dora-chan looked excited. “I want that thing with thin meat and salty-sweet sauce on the white thing. Hmm, what was it aga...

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Tondemo Isekai - 213 - I Just Happened to Have These...

Fer and Sui ate and ate through most of the stalls. They finally stopped around noon.

Umu, that was good.”

“It’s all very yummy~ Sui’s tummy is full.”

You two really ate a lot!

Even Dora-chan was shaking his head at these two. The little dragon also ate a lot, but his efforts were nothing compared to Fer and Sui. That’s probably because he was limited by his little body. [6] Sui might look little, but she's a real big eater.

[4] “I gue...

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Tondemo Isekai - 212 - Food Stall Tour

The stalls were lined up all down one side of the public square where the morning market was located.

Fer and the rest approached the stall nearest to us. [2] It was serving some kind of grilled fish fillet. The smell coming from this stall was incredible.

“Yosh, I’ll have this fish.”

“Ou!”

“Fishy~”

Everyone’s in agreement, so I went up to the stall owner, [3] “Excuse me,”

“Ou, welcome!”

“May I have all the fish you have on...

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Tondemo Isekai - 211 - Morning Market

“Welcome, welcome! Come over and have a look~ Get the best prices here~”

We could hear the high spirited shouts of the vendors as we approached the morning market next to the harbour.

“Ho~ there’s quite a variety here, na~”

Since it was a morning market from another world, I had no idea what to expect. However, it exceeded all my hopes in terms of variety and price. [1] Various fish were lined up all according to their types and sizes. Among the more famil...

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Tondemo Isekai - 210 - Fruits of the Sea

The moment we reached our temporary home, my familiars were all-

“I have high expectations for dinner.”

“I’m expecting something good!”

“Aruji~ Dinner will be extra, extra yummy, right~”

For some reason, the expectations for tonight’s dinner is really high, naa

I waved them off with a simple ‘Yes, yes, I understand,’ and headed towards the kitchen. Now, what should I make?

[6] Let’s make all the things!

[6] I’m al...

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Tondemo Isekai - 209 - Freshness is the Life of Sea Monsters (Part 2)

“Alright, we’re deal with the Sea Serpent next, right?”

“Aa,” [7] said Marks-san. He turned to his men, “Oi, you slackers! We have a Sea Serpent next!”

I withdrew the Sea Serpent from my [Item Box] laid out its long body on the floor. Whispers began to explode around me.

“I’ve seen [Item Boxes] before, but that has incredible capacity!”

“Yeah, he took out a Kraken earlier and now a Sea Serpent, just how much can his [Item Box] store?”

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Tondemo Isekai - 208 - Freshness is the Life of Sea Monsters (Part 1)

After returning to the port, [1] we made our way towards the Adventurers Guild.

As soon as I showed the receptionist my guild card at the reception, they immediately sent for Marks-san, the Guild Master.

“Oh, there you are. Well, how did today go?”

“We took down the Kraken.”

As soon as the words were out of my mouth, Marks-san’s mouth dropped open. He looked dumbfounded.

[6] He was silent for so long that I was beginning to feel rather uncomfortable, ...

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Tondemo Isekai - 207 - Kraken + 2

We began heading towards the area where the Kraken was reported to be loitering around. [6] It has been pointed out to me so many times that I have more or less memorized it.

“Thank you, Sui. If it's not for you, we probably wouldn’t be able to complete this mission,”

“Ufufu, is Sui amazing~?”

Un, awesome. We’ve really been saved by Sui!” I continued [4]. “In fact, you’re way better than someone who was all eager to get the Kraken but couldn...

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Tondemo Isekai - 206 - Amphibious

That night, I enjoyed the bath with Sui and Dora-chan. [1] Fer still refused to join us, that big baby.

After our bath, I walked upstairs, vaguely wondering where Fer had gone to. As expected, he had chosen the huge master bedroom as before and was laying on the thickly carpeted floor. [2] Still, he looked up when I came in and demanded his futon, so I obliged him.

After that, I wondered vaguely whether I should choose a different room to sleep in when Sui bounced over to the be...

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Tondemo Isekai - 205 - Hayashi Rice

Alright, what should I do with this Minotaur meat?

That’s right, let’s make Hayashi Rice!

When I was buying curry roux the other day, I noticed that they have Hayashi roux as well. Ahh, just thinking about it makes me want to eat it.

Humm, I’ll probably have some extra ground meat later…

No problem, I can cook it up with some Bolognese sauce! [1] When it comes to Bolognese sauce the first thing we associate it with is pasta, but it’s really great with bread...

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Tondemo Isekai - 204 - Ocean View

“Ho… this is really not bad ~” I said as I admired the scenery from the garden.

I am currently looking at the legendary ‘Ocean View’. [1] The view that automatically increase the prices of any kinds of properties. Be it hotel rooms, apartments or houses.

[2] When I showed my letter of introduction from Marks-san to the Merchant’s Guild, I was introduced to the person in charge of Verulean’s real estate department. A certain Denis-san had been very helpful thus far....

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Tondemo Isekai - 203 - Verulean Adventurer's Guild

“So this is the Verulean Adventurer’s Guild. It’s not as large as Doran’s but it’s still fairly big, na,”

The City of Verulean itself was not as large as a dungeon city, but it still beats Claire and Neihoff in terms of size. [1] Since it’s a port city, the population should be quite high too.

Alright, let’s go in. [2] It’s noon now, so there were not many people around. Adventurer’s Guilds are usually busiest during the early mornings and evenings, ...

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Tondemo Isekai - Idle Talk 13 - Three Heroes: Entering the Kingdom of Malbert

It’s been almost two weeks since they had fled the Kingdom of Reijseger. They were currently following an animal trail within an otherwise featureless forest.

Rio, who had lost her left hand, [1] was now able to adapt to the loss and could move quite well without it. In fact, it was really helpful to have her around.

“Stone Bullet!”

While Rio providing cover, I buried the Orcs with Earth Magic.

“Since they are Orcs, we can sell them, right?” said Kanon as s...

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Tondemo Isekai - 202 - Arrived at Port City Verulean

The next morning, we had our final breakfast in the mansion that had been our shelter for the past week

By the way, for breakfast, I prepared a Chicken Soboro Bowl [1] made with finely minced Cockatrice. [2] It’s actually a very simple dish. First, I run some skinless chicken meat through the mincer and then stirred the meat over low fire in a heavy skillet. For seasoning, I went with sugar, soy sauce, sake and a bit of salt. Sui wanted to help, so I let her continue stirring the sobo...

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Tondemo Isekai - 201 -Obligations Before Departure

“I have something to do first. Dora-chan and Sui, you can go ahead and sleep first if you want,” [1] after leaving the bath, I sent my two little familiars away and settled down in a different bedroom.

It’s been a week, and since we’re about to go travelling tomorrow, it’s time to fulfil a certain weekly obligation of mine.

“Everyone, are you there?” I called out.

Answering calls of ‘We’ve been waiting’ answered me.

“I’ll be heading out to Ver...

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Tondemo Isekai - 200 - Bloody Horn Bull Shiogama Yaki

I’m thinking of making something to eat as soon as we get back, but I’m not quite sure what to do yet, mainly because it’s our last day over at that house and I wanted to make full use of the luxurious kitchen that we have.

Since we’re planning on leaving the town tomorrow morning, I also want to leave some food prepared. I really wanna try doing something extravagant while we have the chance.

As I thought about what I should make, the idea of Shiogamayaki came to mind. It...

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Tondemo Isekai - 199 - 2/3 and 1/3

When we trooped into the Adventurer’s Guild with the [Shadow Warriors] party, Guild Master Yoran-san came out to greet us.

“Oh? You’re all done?”

“Yeah, the village had been destroyed, not that we did much work,” Alonzo laughed a little bitterly. “I’ll have to ask the Guild to purchase everything as well, but the amount is actually quite a lot.”

The [Shadow Warriors] did not have an [Item Box]. So they’d rather sell everything and take the money. [1] I,...

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Tondemo Isekai - 198 - Getting Information on Verulean & Avering

We left the forest and came to the main road.

There was nothing else to do, but to get back especially since we managed to solve the Orc village issue so quickly.

“Shall we return? [1] We should be able to make it back to the city before nightfall if we go now,”

Nu, hold on a second,” Fer interrupted.

Uh oh.

“What is it, Fer?” I asked warily, already knowing what this glutton would say.

“I’m hungry,”

“Me too!”

...

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Tondemo Isekai - 197 - Orc Village Extermination Plan (Part 2)

“Look, over there”

We have hidden beneath the shadows some large trees while spying on the Orc village.

Thanks to Sui, we were able to reach the forest in record time. [1] Sui returned to her original size again and hopped into my bag when I got down from Fer’s back. We managed to find the Orc village without any problem thanks to Fer.

Even as we were standing here, looking at the Orc village, the [Shadow Warriors] were still a little stunned by how fast we got to th...

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Tondemo Isekai - 196 - Orc Village Extermination Plan (Part 1)

Today, we came to the Adventurer’s Guild to pick up a mission request.

Speaking of which, how long has it been since we came to the guild in order to request for missions instead of being called in to handle them as a special team?

Today was our last day in this town, so so I really wanted to relax over at our nice rental house. However, Fer said that would just be too boring… [1] Dora-chan and Sui also said that they wanted to go outside, so we decided to take on a request ...

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Tondemo Isekai - 195 - Head Towards the Dungeon After the Sea

Yesterday I spent a very nice time shopping for pottery, as for today…

After breakfast, I stared into space for a moment, wondering what I should do… [1] shop some more? Or-

“Alright, let’s go to the dungeons,” announced Fer as he stood up, [1] looking very heroic and… wait-

“Hah? What are you saying all of a sudden?” was this a result of yesterday’s conversation? [2]

“Your talk with those new Adventurers yesterday, it takes only 10 days to reach ...

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