“Right, let’s go hunting today!”
“What a wonderful suggestion. It’s not a bad idea to go get some light exercises after working on the dismantling for a while.”
[1] “I have to wonder, just what have you been ‘working on’ exactly,” I said.
“Catching thieves!”
“Maintaining the barriers!”
“Tch,”
“”I want to go hunting too!””
“”Hunting~! Hunting~!””
“Kuuhhh…”
It’s too early for this kind ...
2023-09-06 13:07:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt was the fifth day since the start of the dismantling.
After having finally sunk their teeth into the long-awaited Leviathan, the Gluttonous Quartet finally calmed down a little. However, this did not lessen their enthusiasm for Leviathan at all. Instead, after eating their fill, I could still hear talk about ‘Let’s eat more Leviathan again’ and ‘I’m going to lots and lots of Leviathan tonight’.
I feel kind of nervous about what this would mean for me, especially sin...
2023-09-06 12:40:51 +0000 UTC View Post"Hakkon, you're okay! Eh, a bird is holding you!”
Oi, stop wriggling about in the air.
Ramis was flapping her arms around and pointing at me, apparently surprised to see Kuroyata holding onto me.
"Fri-end"
"Kuwaak!"
I said ‘friend’ as the simplest way to explain our relationship, and Kuroyata seemed alright with it.
"Oh, I see. Nice to meet you, I'm Ramis!"
"Kwaak kuwaak—"
While I do think that greetings are important, they should really...
2023-09-04 14:39:52 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the unexpected lecture from Elland-san, the task of skinning the remaining meat took all day and the next day as well. [1] Somehow, in that crazy Elf’s mind, we could not have even a piece of our own meat until he had fully skinned the entire island-size Leviathan. Not even to scrape some meat off those stupid bones.
[1] Personally, I think this was Bram-san and the elders’ way of punishing us for giving them so much trouble. They are basically siccing one troublesome person (...
2023-08-31 16:53:58 +0000 UTC View Post“Fuuhh~~ well, that’s it for the internal organs~” Elland-san sang as he grabbed a cloth from his belt with his blue-stained hands to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
He looked extremely happy and satisfied.
Even though this weirdo Elf was a weirdo, he had a high-spec, beautiful face. Moreover, instead of looking dirty and grubby after working for hours digging through intestines, spleen and whatnot, the sweat on his face seemed to make him sparkle even more.
It must ...
2023-08-31 16:12:31 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: I, I forgot to upload…
Gumihou: Gumi was slow to upload... anyway, edited some bits. Also, why is this chapter so loooong?
“Yes!”
A large piece of liver was placed in a huge jar. That’s right, we’re now carefully removing the Leviathan’s organs. It was all rather gruesome, but I guess it’s a necessary job.
[1] Personally, I was getting bored of the whole thing. It was interesting for maybe the first couple of ...
2023-08-31 15:53:49 +0000 UTC View PostKuroyata returned in the morning just before we departed.
We had all eaten, but the hardworking Kuroyata hadn’t had anything yet, so it happily ate the vegetables provided by Kikoyu.
After it was done eating, it began to preen its feathers. It looked like it had completely forgotten about its objectives…
"Did you find the Lava Demon?"
When Kikoyu stroked its head, it blinked for a moment, before bobbing its head repeatedly. She must be using her ability to hear the...
2023-08-28 05:03:48 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: Managed to upload just in time…
“Wait, what did Fenrir-sama just say? All… all… how many again?” Bram-san was staring at me with glimmering eyes.
[1] Ah.
[1] Goodness.
[1] What should I do…
“I- I thought I heard… four?”
“I think I heard four too…”
“Four two?!”
"Four or two?!"
[1] Are they making jokes at my expense now? Let me tell you, I don’t appreciate it.
Everyone was sta...
2023-08-24 03:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Right, let’s make Elland-san’s explanation actually dramatic and interesting
“Ahem, alright, allow me to explain…”
Before the angry might of Bram, the Elders, Moira-sama and, of course, an Angry Fer, Elland-san attempted to explain why the much-anticipated dismantling of the Leviathan may not be possible.
“…on the way here, I brought my one very precious, most cherished book about Leviathans, specifically, it is a book about a Leviatha...
2023-08-22 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post“What is that weird noise!?” Moira-san screamed at Elland-san.
That weird Elf was currently rubbing his cheek against the corpse of a Leviathan, so I totally understand her feelings…
Moira-san must be having a hard time controlling Elland-san too. [1] She was currently trying to pry him away from the Leviathan with an enraged expression.
Even members of my party ended up going along with Elland-san’s flow whenever he turned up. Well, I supposed it is partly my fault ...
2023-08-22 14:44:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe treasure hunt at the Labyrinth went quite well. In that we found five more chests in two days. However, though the items inside would have satisfied most hunters, we did not find any large magic stones that we were aiming for.
Over 60% of the map were marked in red, so we can only bet our hopes on the remaining 40%.
“Director, looks like we’ll have to explore the wider paths now.”
“Hmm, even with the increased firepower, it could still get dangerous if we are out...
2023-08-18 14:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: I wonder who made that strange sound, lol~
“Everyone, it’s been a while!”
The nostalgic faces of Werner, Ramon, Vincent, Rita and Franca warmed something inside of me and I grinned at them. “Were you here for the special project?”
“Yes,” said Werner-san. “Well, we happened to be at the Royal Capital anyway.”
“When we heard Mukouda-san’s name, we can’t stay away,” said Ramon-san with a smile.
“Woah, thanks, ...
2023-08-17 15:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe dismantling of the Leviathan has finally begun.
The place where they finally decided to dismantle the creature was right in front of the Royal Capital. The very same grassland that we hand landed on that first day we arrived.
[1] While there were many reasons why the dismantling should be kept secret, for security purposes if nothing else, this was also a good way to display the skills of the Royal Capital dismantlers and researchers.
In short, it became something like a...
2023-08-15 18:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: Thank you to everyone who bought the all the books and manga, including the side stories!
Thank you for your continuous support of Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi
“Haahhh… I’m exhausted…” I sighed as I trudged into the house.
“What are you talking about? You did almost nothing,” Fer sneered.
“Mental exhaustion is a real thing!” I snapped. "I suffered the most mental attacks during this ‘fun hunting ...
2023-08-15 18:07:14 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a restful night at the inn, with refreshed minds and bodies, the reformed party set out for the Labyrinth again.
This time, Hyurumi came with us. She was tasked with the job of opening the treasure chest. Also, she was the only one who knows just how many magic stones would be needed to activate the teleportation circle. I just learned that Hyurumi just happens to know how to open treasure chests and has the skills to disarm traps and open locks.
Still, even if we had known ...
2023-08-14 13:25:18 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: Thank you to everyone who bought the books and manga!
So, the large hill before us is the Dragon Turtle.
There is a large hill-like Dragon Turtle in front of us.
The creature before us was as large as a… anyway, I’m sure you get it.
“How the heck are you going to take down something this big?” I said out loud, not expecting anyone to answer.
“Umu,”
“Well…”
The two most powerful familiars began, b...
2023-08-11 01:11:17 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: The latest books are already at the store! Thank you very much to everyone who has purchased a book!
Gumihou: I promise to buy a whole set of your manga, Eguchi-san~~
I left the Capital City on Fer’s back…
We sped forward to an area just beyond a line of trees before I hopped off his back.
“Right, your turn now,” said Fer to Grandpa Gon.
“Umu, everyone get on board,” said Grandpa Gon after he had ...
2023-08-08 14:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Mediate the ‘eeeee!!!’ and summarised some of the many repeats of Things We Already Know Damnit. Redid the whole chapter, more or less.
“So, that person is coming.”
The next morning, I set my familiars down to tell them The News. There was no way to hide this fact, and it is my duty as their Master to allow them the opportunity to mentally prepare themselves for… a certain someone’s presence.
Naturally, I made sure to have this talk afte...
2023-08-08 14:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post“So, you’ve gone through most of the northern part of the maze. Was it quite troublesome due to the many traps?”
“I nearly fell into pit traps a few times, but thankfully Kuroyata was there to warn me.”
Director Bear and Kikoyu were peering at Kikoyu’s map, looking over the places that she had marked in red. These were places that she had already explored.
“Then, do you happen to get your hands on a magic stone? Would you let us buy it?”
“Sorry, the o...
2023-08-05 16:12:48 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Adjusted the chapter so that it’s a little less bland. For some reason, this chapter was lost and had to be re-translated…
Today is yet another day of cooking for my hungry gluttons.
To be honest, I do find cooking pretty fun. I like putting things together and seeing whether the end result meets my expectations.
Now, what should I make today?
Right now, I am standing in the luxurious kitchen of our latest rental, taking in the well-appoin...
2023-08-04 05:31:54 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Adjusted the progression of the text so that Mukouda appeared more casually badass (as he should be) and addressing a plot hole at the same time. Marked mostly by Note 2
The warehouse they brought us to was larger than any other warehouse that I had ever been to. In this world anyway.
“Hmm, if it’s here, I supposed we could at least take out the head,” said Grandpa Gon.
[1] That’s right, that’s just how enormous the Leviathan was. I know i...
2023-08-01 15:44:18 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: Sorry for being late. I forgot to update (sweats)
Gumihou: Oh my, I hope you are well, sir
After the door of the room designated to us by the Count closed behind us, I immediately dived into bed.
“Ahhhh~ I’m exhausted….”
““Aruji~~ okay~~?””
My dear Sui who had been pitching a ride on Fer’s head was now on my bed and patting my cheek with a nice cool tentacle.
“I’m fine, Sui,” I said as I ...
2023-08-01 15:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostKikoyu ended up travelling with our party. As for me, I was loaded into the cart pulled by a giant white Unasus called Botan. For some reason, this cart was made entirely of metal by some skilled craftsman. For an entirely metal construction, it was very strong and light too,
Now that I have the time to look at this contraption closely. I could see that rather than a traditional cart, it looked more like an ancient-style chariot.
Even with me loaded into the cart/chariot thing alo...
2023-07-29 13:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Put in some extra details about what could really happen inside a professional kitchen. Deleted very repetitive ‘delish, delish’ and ‘xx sauce, yy sauce’ details
Sizzle----
The indescribable smell of sizzling meat permeated within the luxurious kitchen.
Right now, I’m in the middle of grilling some Red Dragon meat in my favourite frying pans. Since Fer and Grandpa Gon had loudly and openly shouted to the world about Dragon Steaks,...
2023-07-27 09:27:35 +0000 UTC View PostWillem-san escorted my party to a villa. Apparently, this is where the Count of Langridge live when he’s in the Royal Capital. I hope he was not one of the nobles that had an ‘accident’ in the palace hall.
That would be awkward.
Speaking of which, the villa was a little smaller than my Carelina house, with a much smaller garden. However, considering the location and proximity to the seat of power, this villa was not shabby at all. It might even cost more than my place in Car...
2023-07-25 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: I think Eguchi-san wrote this in a rush, it’s a bit repetitive and incoherent. That’s fine, Gumi will help you~ Lot’s of editing after the second ‘sorry’.
“Do you know… just how much damage control I had to do after you and your party left?!”
“S-sorry…”
Apparently, Willem-san had been intensedly grilled by the King and Queen after my party left.
“Sorry,” was all I could say as Willem-san sighed.
“Well, I guess...
2023-07-25 14:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostHirukuma: Kikoyu, Kuroyata and Botan are from a different work of min called [I am a Peerless Field] @ http://ncode.syosetu.com/n5442cu/
It is not necessary to know this story from this novel to understand what’s going on. However, if you’re interested in the story, do take a look.
Gumihou: If anyone’s interested to know Kikoyu’s story, do let me know~~ 2023-07-23 18:09:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally here!!
*sob*
After much hard work, the 20 ADVANCE CHAPTER TIER IS FINALLY HERE!!
Yay~!!
Ahem.
Moving on, We Demon King shall be put on a hiatus for now. The focus is on a new novel we picked up.
TRANSMIGRATED into a VENDING MACHINE!!
This is actually the novel that dragged Gumi int...
2023-07-21 03:39:05 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: This chapter may be a little short
Gumihou: Eh, we’ll see what we can do about it. Also, readjusted the chapter so that it reflects the less spineless Mukouda
“Ha ha ha… haahh… death penalty… to think that I’d be given death penalty…”
Fer had swiftly stepped out of the audience hall and leapt out one of the large windows into the palace garden, much to my consternation. I had gone beyond embarrassed into catatonic...
2023-07-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post[1]
“Raise your head.”
The king’s voice was low yet magnetic voice resonated well within the audience hall.
I raised my head a little, just enough to catch a glimpse of the king. The king… looked very much like what I’d imagine a good Western king would look like. A blonde man with a neat blonde beard, probably in his 40s and very solidly built. He had an air of command about him that would suit an army general.
Next to him was the queen. She was an amazing b...
2023-07-20 14:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post