Gumihou: It seems kind of silly for the familiars to trudge after Mukouda in search of the Magic Stove. Sillier still for the familiars to agree, grudgingly or not, to be dragged all over the place only to serve as a united voice of ‘yeah yeah Magic Stove yeah x 4’
The next morning found everyone lazing around in the living room after breakfast. Since I only have to see Orson-san the day after tomorrow, the plan was to take it easy today and go do a little shopping ...
2023-04-20 14:53:30 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi-san: I’m very happy to receive so many fan letters, thank you for all your encouragements! I am deeply grateful. I shall do my best to update once a week
Thank you, dear readers, for your continued support!
Gumihou: We love you Eguchi-san~!
In the end, we made our way outside the city to a nice spot just by the river. Naturally, being so close to the river risk being attacked by monsters, but, hey, if tha...
2023-04-18 13:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: Resting because my stomach isn’t well and it’s difficult to write… sorry for the short chapter. I’ll do my best next week
Gumihou: It’s a previous post, but stay healthy always, Eguchi-san
Gumihou: Also, Gumihou took liberties with the crab cooking technique because Mukouda’s method is… questionable.
“Huh? Wh-wh-what was that?”
After completing all the mission requests, we returned to the ...
2023-04-18 12:58:53 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Hmm, anyway, redid the scenes so that it makes more sense. Redid the whole chapter basically, cleaned up the ending too.
““Ou! Let’s go after the Tyrant Black Alligator next!!””
“Ah, that…” to be honest, I’m a bit concerned about the Alligator since it was listed as an S Class. Maybe we should go back first and rest before-
“Umu, good idea. It’s just nearby after all.”
“… I guess it’s fine,” I said in a...
2023-04-13 14:02:22 +0000 UTC
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“Let’s eat it now.”
“Master, shall I crack it open?”
“”Let’s eat Sui’s prey~~”
“”Humph, I don’t like that it’s defeated by Sui, but I’ll eat it.””
“Have you all forgotten one important thing?” I sighed. “This is a subjugation mission. That means we have to submit it as evidence of a successful mission."
“We could bring the shell…” suggested Grandpa Gon.
I considered it for a moment, then shook my head. “Have y...
2023-04-11 13:28:40 +0000 UTC
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As rumoured, Ronkainen Merchant Guild was extremely crowded. It was also [1] exceptionally well organized. Looks like they were often inundated by crowds to the point that tents have been set up to deal with different small businesses, but there was still a long line getting into the main building.
Thankfully, with Guild Master Orson with us, we were allowed to enter the main building with minimal fuss.
Well, relatively minimal at least.
Fer, Grandpa Gon, Sui and Dora-chan t...
2023-04-11 13:16:45 +0000 UTC
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I am Lepis Twilight.
The younger sister of the current head of the Twilight Clan.[1] A clan which is said to be the descendants of the Black Demon King.
The Twilights were once known for their Black Magics in the Northern Continent. However, the Federation of Hermedes forced us to work on the development of the Giant Soldiers. Eventually, some of the clan members managed to escape the Federation and defected to the Eastern Continent under the protection of Fresir.
Right now,...
2023-04-09 04:14:49 +0000 UTC
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Hello my dear readers,
As per popular demand, the 3 chapter upload for Tondemo Skill has return!
For other changes:
We Demon Kings – 1 upload per week
Divine Culinary Broadcasters – Dropped (Gumi can’t take it anymore)
2023-04-09 02:09:27 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: From now on, I will do my best to update every Monday, so please continue to support Campfire Cooking in Another World with my Absurd Skills
Gumihou: Since I've been calling it Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi, I'll just stick to it, yeah?
We landed on a meadow in front of the City of Ronkainen.
“Woah, we arrived earlier than expected,” I said.
“Flying is the most convenient form of transportation,” Grandpa Gon ...
2023-04-04 15:34:51 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Some general editing
Once the main Rubanov temple had been reduced to rubble, I made my familiars leave before we cause an even bigger incident.
Naturally, after having completed this ‘difficult’ mission, Fer demanded a meal as soon as possible. Our next stop was Ronkainen, so the best location to have a peaceful meal was at the very same forest between the borders of the Holy Nation and the small warring countries.
I got off Grandpa Gon’s bac...
2023-04-04 14:40:55 +0000 UTC
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“Ahem. Tis I, Demiurgos, the Creator of this world. I am also the highest-ranking god of this world. Speaking of which, I have something I wish to know. Oi, the one who calls himself the pope, come out from that fancy church of yours.”
Demiurgos-sama’s voice echoed familiarly in my head. From the looks of the people around us… it looks like the believers of Rubanov also heard his voice too. [1] When I last spoke with Demiurgos-sama, I requested his assistance. Having the actual ...
2023-03-28 17:36:13 +0000 UTC
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Right now, we were deep inside a forest on the border between the Holy Nation of Rubanov and a group of random small countries.
Since it was possible to leave the City of Carelina in the morning and arrive at the Holy Nation by night via GG Airways, the plan was to strike at the heart of the church directly at dawn. Surprise attack advantage aside, I hope that the unexpectedly swift arrival would result in, fewer witnesses and casualties...
No matter how ‘evil’ those people mi...
2023-03-28 17:18:54 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: It’s a little short, but everyone seems to want to know what happened to this guy so I decided to write it
Doran’s Guild Master’s office was strangely silent.
The only thing that could be heard was the scratching of quills on documents, as well as the sound of papers being flipped over.
In the midst of the quill scratching and paper flipping sounds, the modest scrape of a chair being pushed back was unusually loud.
“Where are you go...
2023-03-28 17:05:24 +0000 UTC
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Eska glared at Tooru as he got into a fighting stance.
It would be too troublesome if they start fighting again, so I jump in “W-wait a second. We’re not done talking!!”
between them and start waving my hands frantically.
“Eska! You said that you’re not the one behind these murders, so explain that message about the Song of the Three Great Demon Kings. Also, what do you mean by ‘judging the Magic Advisors’? Not only that, you’re claiming that the burnt corpse...
2023-03-27 08:36:56 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: This is the 500th Chapter! Dear readers, thank you for your continuous support of ‘Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi~!
Gumihou: Woah, it really is the 500th chapter if you add up all the ‘Idle Talks’!
After dinner, I sat my familiars down with a drink and broached the matter of Demiurgos-sama’s oracle. [1a]
“…so, Demiurgos-sama wants us to, ahem, subjugate a country, I guess?”
“… …”
2023-03-22 16:40:17 +0000 UTC
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The work of felling trees and clearing land went on without incident.
I must say, the magic sword turned out to be pretty useful.
How useful you ask?
When I swing Gram at the tree trunk, at first I thought I had missed the tree altogether or something. However, it turned out that Gram was so sharp that the tree remained standing on the trunk even after it had been cut down.
By the way, I learned about this by accidentally pushing at the tree and causing it to fall afte...
2023-03-22 16:29:16 +0000 UTC
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“I wonder where Percelis is trying to go…”
As we run through town, Tooru frowns. The indicator light shows that Percelis is moving in a very erratic manner.
“It’s like she’s fluttering all over the place.”
“Is she… lost?”
If that is really the case, I am relieved.
As the Green Shrine Maiden, she would make a worthwhile hostage for anyone. [1] When I first heard about her disappearance, I thought she must have been kidnapped by the Anti-East fa...
2023-03-20 14:49:05 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Hmm, comedic scenes galore. The execution was a bit awkward, but that’s ok! Gumi is here!
The next morning.
After a hearty breakfast (for my familiars), I allowed myself a little time to chill with a cup of coffee in the living room.
Fer, Grandpa Gon, Dora-chan and Sui were having cola.
[1] There a no way my stomach could tolerate having sweet carbonated drinks so early in the morning, so I got my caffeine fix from a more generic ...
2023-03-14 15:15:12 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: For those who sent me messages, please forgive me for not replying each and every message. I may not be able to reply as I am busy, but I read every single one of them.
Gumihou: Eguchi-san, I want to say I love your story very much. Please know that I edit because I care~~
Clink clank boom bang, clink clank bang bang.
The sound of walls being taken down, tiles pried up and holes dug for piping was heard bangin...
2023-03-14 15:02:22 +0000 UTC
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This is Makia.
The students of the Magic Research Institute have been relentless since this morning, especially the girls. The reason for this is that Tooru had come to school with me.
“... …”
“What is it? You look like you want to complain.”
“Complain? In what way, I wonder…? I’ve been coming to school for a while now, but it never gets this noisy.”
“Don’t worry about it. The girls are being open about their reaction… think of that as a g...
2023-03-12 17:13:06 +0000 UTC
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For a short moment, I debated with myself over whether to tell anyone about Demiurgos-sama’s oracle, but… since God himself told me that it’s fine to take care of it in my ‘spare time’, I’ll just forget about it for now.
Anyway, I’m really busy.
Very busy, you know?
[1] I have loads of things to do like, like cooking! I have to replace my precious Magic Stove, don’t think I have forgotten about it, you damned Behemoth. Also, er, bathroom expansion! I have alr...
2023-03-07 16:09:18 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: S-somehow I managed to upload it
Offerings to Demiurgos-sama included:
- Japanese sake (5 bottle set from Kochi, Nagano, Yamagata, Yamaguchi & Niigata)
- Hokuriku Plum Wine (for his attendants)
- Potato Sochu Plum Wine
- Brandy Plum Wine
- Premium Canned Goods
- Dried Mackerel
- Dried Golden Eye Snapper
I stared at the 1.8 litre bottles of saké for a moment and sent a brief prayer to ...
2023-03-07 15:59:08 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: This chapter is oddly boring… lets… trim off the excess and try to make it interesting
“Hmm, this is the place, I think. Hello~? Is anyone here~?”
[1] After lunch, it was time to visit the Contractor's for the bathroom.
[1a]
“Mu, I’ll go with you,” said Fer.
“What, really? Even though you don’t like baths?”
“Baths has nothing to do with it. I just want to go out,”
“Ah.”
““Sui wants to go ...
2023-03-01 14:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: This is supposed to be chapter 470, but for some strange reason Gumi... skipped it? Haha… re-insert it as chapter 472 with the appropriate changes as Gumi... massage it to fit into the storyline
Huuhhh…
After breakfast, I took a break in the living room with a cup of Houjicha (roasted green tea).
It’s been a long time since I had Houjicha. I had been craving something light after a stomach full of meat. [2] Offal was delicious, but eating a lo...
2023-03-01 13:44:39 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Ahh, let’s have some nostalgic deletes:
[1] Repetitive ‘Woah really?!’ & ‘Yummy~ yummy~’ scenes
[2] Tiresome and nothing new ‘Ufufu Net Super things~’ scenes
Fer, Grandpa Gon, Sui and Dora-chan were staring out the window.
It was pouring cats and dogs outside.
I don’t mean literally, though that would have been an interesting sight, but it was raining pretty hard. It started pouring q...
2023-02-21 09:05:29 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: This chapter is… well, hmm… a filler page. Gumi got rid of the extra padding. It’s already a rather uneventful chapter without having it make it extra draggy and boring.
Also, I think Eguchi Ren-san forgot that 3/5 of his main characters used to consume raw regularly while the other 1/5 could survive on rocks. Therefore, ‘guts are eww’ and ‘intestines are edible?’ dialogues are just… too weird.
Adjust as per Note 1...
2023-02-21 08:47:50 +0000 UTC
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Plop…
The crisp sound of water dripping from the large tree continues.
The man sitting arrogantly on the tree has pierced ears. This, along with his Sanpaku eyes and pale complexion, did not make him look at all like a priest.
I know it is bad to judge people by their looks, but, I can only say that he looks… different.
“Nice to meet you, Shrine Maiden… I am, well, you may call me Vivi. It’s like a codename, everyone calls me that.”
“... Vi...
2023-02-18 07:33:29 +0000 UTC
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「I will love you forever」
That is the meaning of white bellflowers in the language of flowers. That is what Ulysses wanted me to ‘not accept’.
“Hey, did you know? His Highness Ulysses is in marriage talks with a princess from another country, you know~ So, what will you do now~?”
Yesterday evening, Urbanus Medite told me this on his visit to the Holy Nation.
He has a rather crude way of speaking, but... I cannot afford to worry about such random ...
2023-02-18 07:30:20 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: To be honest, I may have made Mukouda a little bit sadistic
[1]
“Kukuku…”
It was now the next day.
To be precise, it was time to make breakfast. How about making my favourite Japanese breakfast dish?
Naturally, I would not shortchange my familiars. Let’s have a nice full-course breakfast!
Today’s menus would be:
- Miso Soup with Potatoes & Onions (harvested from Alban...
2023-02-15 05:23:54 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Many nostalgic deletes here~
“Haaahhh…”
I returned home with my shoulders drooping.
My magic stove, which I had hoped could be fixed was…well...
[1]
“Hmm, if you really wish to have it fixed, it’s not impossible. But it would cost you a lot in terms of time and money,” said the proprietor of magic tools.
“Money is no issue,” I said immediately. I practically have money oozing out of my ears thanks to my familiars....
2023-02-15 05:09:31 +0000 UTC
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