Your partner is away for work... but that doesn't mean you still can't be intimate. Even if the c...
2021-05-21 02:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The full cut for Patreon!
I've been waiting to make a little review/show them off like this for a long while, so this was great. The serotonin is absolute.
Thanks to PercyPuck for the pic of the XL purrito!
And here's the online store in case you wanna look at the different flavors/names <Link>
Okay! That's everything for now- have a lovely one <3
2021-05-17 21:28:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Mother's Day!!
A lot of us are in the middle of college finals or just getting out of them, and that takes a toll on you- so how we can we solve that? By the power of energy drinks and anime, apparently.
I'll probably do more of these mini reviews on more random bizarre/interesting products (like wacky branded stuff like this, sex toys, etc.) in the future, with cut down less-than-a-minute edited versions posted to Twitter later (or something along those lin...
2021-05-09 15:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You're a sorcerer, trying to overthrow the evil rule of a Legendary Conjurer when things go awry. You try and cast counterspell to try and change your fate, but... will you roll well?
There's not just one lewd audio here... there's 4! You can roll a D4 after listening to the intro <This link can roll a dice through google for you!> and depending on what result you get, you'll have diff...
2021-04-30 17:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostYou challenge a cocky Ace Trainer to a battle. He's not used to losing...
This has some completely absurb humor in the first 2 minutes because I need to entertain myself sometimes so be ready for that! I'm sure you can guess what franchise that rhymes with "Poke My Lawn" this is a parody of. I used some pitch changes in my voice to enact the different fake versions of myself, which was... somehow not the most extra thing I've ever done for an audio. I love the "cocky ch...
2021-04-14 23:12:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, I don't want to take you out of anything! You just keep trying your best to focus on your game...
I know a lot of people have a "pretending we're not fucking" sort of kink and it goes *really hard* for me. This is pretty much entirely "oh, yeah, we're definitely not fucking right now. Nope. Just a coincidence that it looks like we are. Also I'm about to cum" and that's a really fun concept for me. Probably doesn't appeal to everyone, but that's alri...
2021-04-09 02:43:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Your boyfriend's back from shopping with donuts, and some passion to express.
Let's express all those feelings on the couch.
I made a tall boyfriend audio, now it's time for the other end of that! Here's a slice of that dynamic- height isn't actually really mentioned directly much here, since it's just a normal part of the relationship. Mainly factors into positions and what part of your head I can kiss at any given point. No matter what our...
2021-03-31 03:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostMeeting somebody on a train ride. You'll likely only meet them this one time, but that doesn't mean a good conversation can't come from it.
I always love the feeling of meeting somebody new and immediately having a nice conversation, even if a lot of those moments are just, well, transitory. Wanted to capture that nice sweet/bittersweet feeling of finding someone you'll only meet once that you really vibe with, since those moments are very distinct to me and make me app...
2021-03-29 12:20:31 +0000 UTC View Post
After getting back into bed after a 3 AM cereal break, neither of you can tell if you're more tired or turned on. Oh well.
Let's cuddlefuck and fall asleep on each other.
This is a type of audio that I've wanted to find on a lot of nights or days, where I'm trying to figure out if I'm more sleepy or horny. The last 10 minutes of the audio are a sleep aid and I hope you can find some comfort in it, whether it's at night or if it makes a nap easier....
2021-03-26 22:27:55 +0000 UTC View PostWaking up for morning sex turns into a comfy cleanup followed by plenty of grinding.
My mind's been in a place where I don't really want to do any penetration or any of that, so that made it a great time to make this. There's a lot of stuff in this that I'm currently really into (wearing partner's clothes, comfy sex, grinding) and I really love looking at how this turned out as a period sex audio.
Thanks to everybody here who gave me advice on how to make this! I ...
2021-02-26 21:11:55 +0000 UTC View Post
After telling your boyfriend how nice a sub would be, he decides to blindfold you and bring you to a special place to satisfy all your desires.
I've gotten a lot of requests for sub content so here we are! Was really happy to make this and had a lot of unexpected fun at getting to make something lewd in a more desperate and less dominant way. And, as a note, this isn't a joke audio despite how ridiculous it is at some points. Well, the lewd bits, at least.
2021-02-18 21:33:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou're both getting dressed, with barely any clothes on, and have extra time in the morning... and that wall looks pretty inviting.
I wanted to test out my binaural mic, and was in the mood for, well... all these tags. The binaural setting on my mic makes it way more sensitive than I thought it would, so some parts have the breathy moans turned up to 11- unfortunately, whoever made this probably didn't have lewd moans in mind when writing the manual for it. Anyways- hope you're having a...
2021-02-06 21:52:50 +0000 UTC View PostA simple audio since I'm taking a breather from more intensive ones. Thought I'd be able to fit in lines about cuddles, but I fell asleep too fast.
2021-02-03 23:21:52 +0000 UTC View PostA sweet morning in a cozy cabin in the woods- a warm fire, quiet morning... and a little cockwarming to start the day.
I think everyone has moods where you're too tired to do much at all but still want to be lewd- this was recorded in those sorts of feels. I love cockwarming and grinding a lot since there's a lot of intimacy and blushy feels regarding it and a lot of other positions, so taking them into a domestic situation was really comfy and enjoyable.
2021-01-30 14:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostA sweet morning in a cozy cabin in the woods- a warm fire, quiet morning... and a little cockwarming to start the day.
I think everyone has moods where you're too tired to do much at all but still want to be lewd- this was recorded in those sorts of feels. I love cockwarming and grinding a lot since there's a lot of intimacy and blushy feels regarding it and a lot of other positions, so taking them into a domestic situation was really comfy and enjoyable.
2021-01-30 14:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
A walk through a rainy park leads to finding and talking with someone who's recently learned a lot about rain and themselves.
This is one of my only feels-y sorts of audios, just with how it functions- finding a person under a pavilion and hearing about their woes and realizations on life. This is a character/concept that I was going to use in a bigger project (and still might way later on), but felt was way more appropriate for a little cozy rainy talk as of now.
Your boyfriend is... practically twice your size. Sex can be difficult, and with him being big everywhere, every attempt so far at PIV sex hasn't worked out. Might as well give it another shot, though.
I had pretty tall (ha) ambitions for this audio, and put a lot of passion into making this a sweet ride. I did a whole backflip making this, and you can't prove I didn't. I love the sweetness of working through challenges in rela...
2021-01-24 20:41:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis audio is not interesting, or engaging, or meaningful. Sometimes, we need to hear stuff like that to cool down from the wild parts of life.
In this audio, dozens of completely useless facts (Stuff along the energy of "Did you know you could technically turn peanut butter into diamonds") are listed, opinions on things that don't need opinions are mentioned, and other general completely uninteresting rambles are made. I actually almost put myself to sleep when recording this and had t...
2021-01-22 21:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostThis audio is the SFW alternate reality of another audio!
Not an extreme amount of talking in this, with a lot of the time taken up by the quiet sounds of a pencil or pen on paper. I usually focus and relax better with little background sounds or when just hanging out with other people, so hopefully, this can help you keep in a work mindset as well.
2021-01-19 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the last other person leaves the study session, there's only 2 people remaining, and a lot of sexual tension.
Might as well bang the stress out, since we've got each other.
College is back in for a lot of people and... oh jeez. It's stressful. We all need a little relief and relaxation, which can come from so many places- including a nice lewd session. Hope everyone's having a nice year as far as comfort and everything.
2021-01-18 21:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostOh, hey. You decided to get out of there, too?
I'm sure a lot of people can relate to social anxieties in big social settings, especially when you don't know anybody there. Every so often, though, you find somebody sharing your same experience and make a new friend, and whether it blossoms into something long-lasting or only lasts for the evening, it's always a nice moment.
Also featuring: Card shuffling ASMR, bad jokes, and a very low social battery
2021-01-16 00:05:49 +0000 UTC View Post