Thunder Guard: “My kind are hunted for our magical wings. Where there were once many, there are now few. It has been many seasons since I have last seen my kin. I now wonder if I am the last. Have you seen any Thunder Folk during your adventures?”
1. Sorry, no I haven't. (popular choice)
2. I ca...
Zariinna: "A boy did so well on the last Riddle, but can you do it again? Surely the great Durandall's Apprentice will have no trouble solving a second riddle, yes?"
Answer Status: A S N O W B A N K (completed!)
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2018-12-16 14:40:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Answer Status: C A N D Y C A N E (Completed!)
Comment below to guess a Letter for the answer.
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Thank you for supporting Faulty Apprentice on Patreon! If you are not supporting us yet, it's never been a better time to join =D
2018-12-15 20:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Please come join us for a very Christmas evening and receive a gift wallpaper! =D
2018-12-15 01:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings and Happy Holiday season to you! While Din is working hard to finish this illustration, we couldn't help share a cropped version of our Faulty Christmas Wallpaper to super charge your Christmas spirit!
- Sketch (nsfw) + Story Adventure version [here]
- Un-cropped version coming to public!
- Panties version coming to $2+ ...
Greetings friends! Do you hear those jingle bells in the air? ...No? Well, soon you will, because Jes and I are coming to your house! Or if not your house, at least your tv/computer screen!
Come one, come all to another exciting Live stream with your favorite power couple Friday, December 14th at 5pm(pst)! We invite you to join us for a night of merriment, gift giving and hot cocoa. Yum! =D
Twitch Channel: 2018-12-11 19:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices, Rogues, Knights and esteemed Royal Guard! Your humble namer of names, Din here, to bring you the poll to end all polls, and give identity to party central for the Guards of Stars Reach! We had a lot of fun names submitted by our Patreon community, but we had to choose the top three we feel will work best in-game. (=
Vote which name you want to s...
2018-12-10 19:37:43 +0000 UTC View Post
After the Boys of Stars Reach winning the sleigh race, everyone wished each other good game and began spending a wonderful afternoon in the Winter Wonderland formally known as the Lower Courtyard. The Dark Greffen is leaping and bounding in the deep snowfall, while the Traveling Merchant is distributing hot cocoa to all in need. Eleanna is trying to teach Brea to walk in the snow without sinking, while Sunny tries to stop Midnight from starting snowball fights.
Ev...
2018-12-08 20:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The one with all sorts of beautiful ladies with trim figures and huge- weapons. The one with ale so hoppy you want to drank till your head goes dizzy. The tavern in the Lower Courtyard of Stars Reach Castle, you remember, right? No? Oh yeah, I forgot, it's not in the game yet because need a name!
Now, when I say we need a name for the Stars Reach Tavern, I really mean is we have a name or two we already like, but that doesn't mean we can't do better. Or at lea...
2018-12-07 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Comment below what do you think she will be like and/or where she will be stationed in the Castle. Hit that Like button if you think her silhouette looks cool! =D
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2018-12-04 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
***Sleigh Race Update***
Not only was the Cinder Guard helping push the Girls' Sleigh at an incredible downhill rate, she was actively trying to catch your sleigh a flame! Sparks and snow flying at the same time, if you weren't afraid for your life, this would be grand entertainment. However, even though your sled was on fire, well over capacity, you had something the girls did not... You Apprentices, really really really really really wanted to win!
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2018-12-02 15:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings travelers! Your good friend and humble storyteller, Din here, to deliver the latest expansion to Faulty Apprentice! This update has some exciting new features we would like you to explore, and while I can't tell you EVERYTHING because this is a public post, there is a full guide in patreon version of this post. Now let's talk new content! =D
New Content in this Update:
Commander Jobs! Remember when we asked you about a tu...
2018-11-29 15:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail Knights! Your good friend and humble storyteller, Din here, to deliver the latest expansion to Faulty Apprentice! This update has some exciting new features we would like you to explore, and too aid in that exploration, I am also including a quick strategy guide for each new content. This is the first time I'm including play through guide, so if it is helpful, let me know so I can do them for future updates as well (=
New Content in this Update: C...
2018-11-29 15:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Which character are you going to touch first? How about second? How about never? XD
This month's playable update for Knight tier patrons includes a very exciting new features that will allow you to 'touch' NPCs in their hub screens by clicking on their sprites.
Look forward to this in the next Chapter One alpha patch coming tomorrow!
*If you would like to help us test the touching feature before next update, conside...
Sale ends in only 8hours! If you ever wanted a Faulty Apprentice Tshirt, mug, cellphone case or something, now is a great time!
Since we can't control when things go on sale, we can't tell you when this will happen again, so don't hold back. Be sure to comment or tag us on social media with your purchase so we can see your treasure!
2018-11-25 14:23:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Traveling Merchant: "Greetings, Apprentice! Did you hear, there's going to be a Potluck in the mess hall tonight? I heard, Commander Angeline, is even making her famous Mixed Berry Shaved Ice Surprise! Everyone is supposed to bring a homemade dish. Chirp, and the Castle Larder is open with every ingredient you could ever want, so go bold with your flavors! I'm still deciding if I'm going to make, Powdered Sugar Poppy Seed Cakes, or a Plumpin Pumpkin Pie with Cinnamon Butter Crea...
2018-11-24 20:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Poor man's infinity gauntlet or new exciting feature for Faulty Apprentice? Your good friend and humble handler, Din here to share the latest and greatest of FA development, the hand cursor! Even though you can probably guess what a cursor like this would be used for, I'm going to go ahead and tell you anyways (=
Touching!! Dang it, I wanted to build up to that a bit more, but it's just too exciting! In the next playable update for $10+ tiers, one of the new f...
2018-11-22 19:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember last year, when you wrote that letter to Santa Claus asking for select Patreon rewards at a low discounted rate? Well, that was silly of you to write to Santa because he's not connected with out Patreon in any way, but luckily he's a nice guy and forwarded your letters to us, so its all good! Tis the season of giving, so we are giving you good boys and girls $2 off our entire Digital Store! Yes, this discount stacks per item, so the more you buy, the more you save! =...
2018-11-21 22:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunny: "Nyah, are you sure we shouldn't start putting our uniforms?"
Eleanna: "Oh come on, Sunny. I never get to play dress up with you! Your petite figure is so cute, I'll bet you can fit into all my old outfits. Here put on this bow."
Sunny: "But isn't Durandall and the Apprentice supposed to be coming over soon. What if they come early?"
Brea: "Relax, Sunny, I made sure to lock the door before we started changin...
2018-11-21 04:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentice! It has been 3 years since we started this Patreon. We just want to take a moment to thank those of you who help make Faulty Apprentice grow in the past few years. We are glad to show and share what we love the most and to have you with us! You have my thanks. #ThankYouPatrons (Or should I say Apprentice...)
A little sketch by our Project lead/Lead artist/Writer, Dinmoney
2018-11-19 22:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Sir Quintus: "Ah, yes! Best way to start International Men's Day is a good scub-a dub-bub. However, I think yesterday's training gave me a few knots. Why don't you grab a sponge and rub one out on my back. I'll do you, afterwards. Ah, and there are some scented oils if you're into that stuff, but I don't mind a good old fashioned grind ha-ha!"
1. Pick up the sponge...
2. Run away!
3. Pick up your dagger...
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2018-11-19 18:04:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Originally Posted 11/14/18
Hail to the Royal Guard! Your good friend and humble homosapien, Din here, to deliver the first Faulty Apprentice patch exclusive to the Ro...
2018-11-18 04:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Magic Instructor: "Nyah-hello and welcome to another exciting Pop Quiz! Today we will be testing your Street Smart ability by focusing the questions on the different locations in and around Stars Reach Castle. I added some small hints for you, but if you get stuck, ask your fellow Apprentices in discord. Good luck, Apprentice. I believe in you!"
Comment below with your answers and hit that...
2018-11-17 19:09:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Thunder Guard: “My kind are hunted for our magical wings. Where there were once many, there are now few. It has been many seasons since I have last seen my kin. I now wonder if I am the last. Have you seen any Thunder Folk during your adventures?”
1. Sorry, no I haven't.
2. I can't remember.
3. I thought you were extinct.
Comment below with your choice. Popular choice will cont...
2018-11-16 14:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Doll Guard: Hiya Apprentice! Bet you were curious to see the preview for the FA 2019 Calendar!! We hope you like the art! (*ゝω・)ﾉ
Doll Guard: Were you surprise to see me up there? I'm just happy to be included! hehe (✪‿✪)ノ According to the2018-11-11 08:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Midnight: "You mages think you're so smart, but that's only when you're sitting behind a desk. When you're out on adventures you have to be able to think on your feet. So, no matter how many books you read, you'll never outsmart a Thief like myself. Watch, I'll bet you can't even solve a simple riddle! Here, try this one... If six Rogues can pick six pockets in six minutes, how many Rogues would it take to pick sixty pockets in sixty minutes?"
Comment below wi...
2018-11-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail Sir Knights! Your good friend and humble hermit, Din here, to deliver the latest patch to Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One! While this patch is mainly fixing the Archery Training and Mage Talk bugs, we wanted to let you know it is now available all the same. (=
Upcoming Content:
Now that the core systems are in place, we are going to be adding new content and features, starting with Touch! In character hub screens, you will be able to
If we were to add some tutorial features to the game, what would you consider two "must haves?"
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble creator, Din here to ask a quick favor. Now that Faulty Apprentice has expanded, the learning curve in-game has expanded as well. Here on Patreon, I can tell you information via these posts (like right now, so meta! =P) but for players just coming in, Faulty Apprentice can be a bit overwhelmin...
2018-11-06 16:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Oktoberfest at the Stars Reach Tavern got waaaayy out of control and now Goblins are crashing the party!
The Instructors are outnumbered, but only for now... Comment below which Instructor you will fight along side of. Hit that Like button to punch a Goblin!
*Bonus points if you describe how you kicked butt!
Punch 30 Goblins to unlock Skirt Only (nsfw) version of Magic Instructor art for $5+ tiers!
2018-11-03 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Which night time location are you looking forward to seeing most?
Comment below to let us know. Hit that Like button if you want to explore Stars Reach at night!
We have some very cool stuff in the works for Faulty Apprentice! If you want to help us test them, join the Royal Guard tier! Otherwise, please look forward to ...
2018-11-02 17:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post