Comic Preview: Smashing Success
This is gonna end well, I'm sure.
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2023-06-11 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is gonna end well, I'm sure.
C
2023-06-11 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It is the best sort of day in the life of a practitioner. You can never know when it is coming though, because it can be anything at all. A jeweled scarab or a cracked mirror. A moldering ledger or a horned mask. Plucked from the grasp of a graveless corpse… stolen from the altar of a forgotten god… rummaged from the bargain bin at the Ye Olde Plotsville Swap Meet for the...
2023-06-11 06:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for keeping track of these better than I did! Necromancer now properly joins her friends.
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2023-06-09 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
How many people got invited to this party?
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2023-06-08 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Telepathy is a double edged sword.
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2023-06-04 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUnchosen suggestions will rollover to next week, feel free to add more suggestions for the next poll as well!
2023-06-04 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So I've been thinking about these tokens, and I want to make sure that I'm making things you all can use in your games! Here is my proposal--if you like, please make suggestions for creatures/characters that you would like to see, and I'll compile all the suggestions and do a poll every week--the top vote gets made. Everything that doesn't get picked one week rolls over, and new suggestions are added to the list.
What do we think about that?
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2023-06-02 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmmmm... more people seem to be congregating here.
2023-06-01 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
22. Contractor agrees to provide five feet of silken rope, suitable for choking Target.
22a. Remaining 45 feet of silken rope may be used to physically immobilize Target in a position of Contractor’s choice (surprise me)
22b. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should hemp rope be substituted.
22c. Contractor to have no less than a +9 in Use Rope.
23. Contractor to wear mask at all times.
23a. Leather mask preferred. Mouth zipper optional.
24. Contractor to address Ta...
2023-06-01 03:58:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Part II of May's Monthly Poll! We asked you to suggest names for our clearly-not-a-warforged character back here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/monthly-poll-may-83588126
Now it's time to pick your favorite! After all, before our "Ancient City Risen From the Deep" arc concludes he's going to need a proper name.
2023-05-31 13:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a fun one!
NSFW version available below for download.
2023-05-31 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tourists.
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2023-05-28 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Our robo-buddy is getting called up to the big leagues. You've seen him a few times now, and before our "Ancient City Risen From the Deep" arc concludes he's going to need a proper name:
https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/killing-machine
2023-05-26 15:31:59 +0000 UTC View Post
We're pretty much through all the Handbook-World characters--I'll guess we'll have to come up with some new ones soon!
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2023-05-26 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a common problem.
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2023-05-25 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, down to the final 2 for our potion pinup series--let's duke this out!
2023-05-23 01:34:53 +0000 UTC View Post
What's not to love about these little guys?
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2023-05-21 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Deep in the western ocean, far from the landlocked town of Plotsville, or the sprawling woodlands of the Ivy Throne, or the bustling streets of the Kingdom of TBD where the monarch called Elf Princess ruled, something monstrous stirred.
It was huge and misshapen. Veined with twisting patterns like the roads or rivers or trade routes on some blasphemous map. Like unto a tower it was, and yet m...
2023-05-20 22:17:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's still Genasi time! Can air genasi be pink? I'm gonna say yes.
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2023-05-19 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Fun fact: Dragons love nail polish.
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2023-05-18 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
She rolls well so rarely, too!
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2023-05-14 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Pinto centaur is new favorite girl.
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2023-05-11 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
They say that there are hundreds of verses and dozens of regional variations among the leshy diaspora. Chances are you’ve heard (or even made up) a few yourself. Recorded here is the version popularized by Elvis Parsley circa 1 B6E.
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
If you are a veggie?
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato...
Crystal balls are not a reliable source of information.
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2023-05-07 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Last of the half-orcs! Gotta pick a new obsession now...
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2023-05-05 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This comic does not necessarily reflect the views of the artist! I'll let you all in on a secret--those of you who read my Chorus of the Neverborn webcomic back in the day? The Contessa's name and appearance combine to make a very silly reference because the campaign started out a lot less serious than it ended up becoming. 1000xp to anyone who can figure it out! I'll even give a hint--it's related to a favorite hobby of mine.
Check out the full comic tomorrow at handbookofheroes.com! 2023-05-04 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Backstage at Non-Canon Arena
Pug: We are in weight room. Such effort! Such overwhelming mammalian funk! Why is Drow Priestess here?
Drow Priestess: Well I’ll tell you, little lizard. I’m here to make sure the meanest, the baddest, and the nastiest contender in the NCA is there with me to take down Sex Kitten. I want only grade-A spider venom as part of my tag team. The cream of the sting. And DP gets what DP wants. You hear wh...
2023-05-01 05:43:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, I know it says 'modern' but the eighties WEREN'T THAT LONG AGO. I'm not old. I'm not.
Also this is our 800th Handbook comic! Woohoo! If we count HoEF we are rapidly approaching 1000 comics, which is CRAZY!
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2023-04-30 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to go tech for this potion--it would just look weird if she was in a normal one!
NSFW version available for download below!
2023-04-30 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're feeling a little random this month. Which table should we use to roll up our next batch of Handbook antagonists? (Tables live over here: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/indexes-and-tables/encounter-tables)
2023-04-29 20:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post