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Comic Preview: Smashing Success

This is gonna end well, I'm sure.

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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Ghosted

It is the best sort of day in the life of a practitioner. You can never know when it is coming though, because it can be anything at all. A jeweled scarab or a cracked mirror. A moldering ledger or a horned mask. Plucked from the grasp of a graveless corpse… stolen from the altar of a forgotten god… rummaged from the bargain bin at the Ye Olde Plotsville Swap Meet for the...

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Roll20 Token: Necromancer

Thanks for keeping track of these better than I did! Necromancer now properly joins her friends.

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Comic Preview: Convergence

How many people got invited to this party?

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Comic Preview: SciFi WiFi

Telepathy is a double edged sword.

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Roll20 Token Poll - Week of June 5

Unchosen suggestions will rollover to next week, feel free to add more suggestions for the next poll as well!

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Roll20 Token: Ghost Girl

So I've been thinking about these tokens, and I want to make sure that I'm making things you all can use in your games! Here is my proposal--if you like, please make suggestions for creatures/characters that you would like to see, and I'll compile all the suggestions and do a poll every week--the top vote gets made. Everything that doesn't get picked one week rolls over, and new suggestions are added to the list.

What do we think about that?

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Comic Preview: Dibs

Hmmmm... more people seem to be congregating here.

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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Assassin’s Tools

22. Contractor agrees to provide five feet of silken rope, suitable for choking Target.

22a. Remaining 45 feet of silken rope may be used to physically immobilize Target in a position of Contractor’s choice (surprise me)

22b. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should hemp rope be substituted.

22c. Contractor to have no less than a +9 in Use Rope.

23. Contractor to wear mask at all times.

23a. Leather mask preferred. Mouth zipper optional.

24. Contractor to address Ta...

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Monthly Poll: May 2023, Part II -- Who's That Robot?

It's Part II of May's Monthly Poll! We asked you to suggest names for our clearly-not-a-warforged character back here: 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/monthly-poll-may-83588126

Now it's time to pick your favorite! After all, before our "Ancient City Risen From the Deep" arc concludes he's going to need a proper name. 

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May 2023 Pinup: Swash and Buckle

This was a fun one!

NSFW version available below for download.

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Comic Preview: Oblivious

Tourists.

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Monthly Poll: May 2023, Part I -- Who's That Robot?

Our robo-buddy is getting called up to the big leagues. You've seen him a few times now, and before our "Ancient City Risen From the Deep" arc concludes he's going to need a proper name:   

https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/killing-machine

https://www.handbook...

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Roll20 Token: Warlock

We're pretty much through all the Handbook-World characters--I'll guess we'll have to come up with some new ones soon!

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Comic Preview: Land Ho!

This is a common problem.

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Monthly Pinup Poll

Alright, down to the final 2 for our potion pinup series--let's duke this out!

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Comic Preview: Stupid Beasts and Where to Find Them

What's not to love about these little guys?

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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Spawning

Deep in the western ocean, far from the landlocked town of Plotsville, or the sprawling woodlands of the Ivy Throne, or the bustling streets of the Kingdom of TBD where the monarch called Elf Princess ruled, something monstrous stirred.

It was huge and misshapen. Veined with twisting patterns like the roads or rivers or trade routes on some blasphemous map. Like unto a tower it was, and yet m...

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Roll20 Token: Female Air Genasi Warrior

It's still Genasi time! Can air genasi be pink? I'm gonna say yes.

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Comic Preview: Stereotypical Behavior

Fun fact: Dragons love nail polish.

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Comic Preview: Tweener

She rolls well so rarely, too!

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Comic Preview: A Bunch of Horse Crap

Pinto centaur is new favorite girl.

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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Prowess

They say that there are hundreds of verses and dozens of regional variations among the leshy diaspora. Chances are you’ve heard (or even made up) a few yourself. Recorded here is the version popularized by Elvis Parsley circa 1 B6E.

What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
If you are a veggie?

Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato...

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Comic Preview: Artificial Intelligence

Crystal balls are not a reliable source of information.

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Roll20 Token: Male Half-Orc Ranger

Last of the half-orcs! Gotta pick a new obsession now...

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Comic Preview: Joke Characters

This comic does not necessarily reflect the views of the artist! I'll let you all in on a secret--those of you who read my Chorus of the Neverborn webcomic back in the day? The Contessa's name and appearance combine to make a very silly reference because the campaign started out a lot less serious than it ended up becoming. 1000xp to anyone who can figure it out! I'll even give a hint--it's related to a favorite hobby of mine.

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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Pros and Cons

Backstage at Non-Canon Arena

Pug: We are in weight room. Such effort! Such overwhelming mammalian funk! Why is Drow Priestess here?

Drow Priestess: Well I’ll tell you, little lizard. I’m here to make sure the meanest, the baddest, and the nastiest contender in the NCA is there with me to take down Sex Kitten. I want only grade-A spider venom as part of my tag team. The cream of the sting. And DP gets what DP wants. You hear wh...

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Comic Preview: Heroes Modern

Ok, I know it says 'modern' but the eighties WEREN'T THAT LONG AGO. I'm not old. I'm not.

Also this is our 800th Handbook comic! Woohoo! If we count HoEF we are rapidly approaching 1000 comics, which is CRAZY!

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April Pinup: Street Samurai

I had to go tech for this potion--it would just look weird if she was in a normal one!

NSFW version available for download below!

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Monthly Poll: April 2023

We're feeling a little random this month. Which table should we use to roll up our next batch of Handbook antagonists? (Tables live over here: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/indexes-and-tables/encounter-tables)

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