Bard’s Big Fucking Bestiary: BBEGs
There is no such thing as a “standard” BBEG. One is as likely to encounter ravening dragons or fallen angels as scheming queens. The implications for a practiced fucksman are obvious: One cannot rely upon species or physiology in the name of conquest. To be sure, you may reference earlier entries in this guide to tailor your particular approach to bedding your particular BBEG. However, in my (very) extensive experience, there are...
2024-07-20 14:30:24 +0000 UTC
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Facet will be a strip comic, with every 2-3 strips combining to form a full size comic page, so the posts will vary in height but not width. I've wanted to try this kind of layout for years and I'm really excited for it as a design challenge, but it also allows me to keep up with a non-crazy posting schedule.
This strip gives us the first look at the Ruby Plague that has been ravaging Xodarris for the past decade. Infected are known colloquially as just "Rubies" and can be easily detec...
2024-07-20 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Finally gets his time in the spotlight! And he's hidden his little buddy for the photoshoot.
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2024-07-19 05:12:57 +0000 UTC
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One would think BBEG would have seen this hurdle coming.
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2024-07-18 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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2024-07-18 07:19:55 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the world of Xodarris, and the City of Jerigor, which is tucked into that mountain in the background of this panel. It'll take a bit for our story to get into the city, but in the meantime let's talk about these mountains! They're formed from softer rock, similar to limestone, that has been worn down by storms and changes in sea level over time, leaving the unique formations, as well as a network of caverns and tunnels under the city itself.
Xodarris is a ringed planet...
2024-07-15 08:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The plot thickens further!
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2024-07-14 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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I've mentioned a few times that I've been working on something big this year, and it's a brand spanking new comic called Facet that will start in August! As I get ready for launch, I'm going to be posting early comics before the site is even live, development sketches and some other behind the scenes info on this new story.
Facet is an original fantasy adventure story, set on a strange planet that is struggling with the sinister spread of parasitic minerals,...
2024-07-12 23:46:39 +0000 UTC
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Sadly, being half vampire, Gestalt has to rely on a smaller toolkit for her hunting. Garlic is, sadly, not an option.
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2024-07-12 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The plot thickens!
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2024-07-11 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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2024-07-11 07:41:18 +0000 UTC
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First there came a great many explanations. The intricacies of superhero life. The necessity of wearing the mask. The truth of a closely guarded secret.
“So you’ve always been a horse?”
“Unicorn, actually. But yes.”
Then there were the recriminations. She grew tearful, hurt by his deception. Then she grew angry, incredulous at her own foolishness.
“How could I have been so blind?”
“Yeah… Your Perception score isn’...
2024-07-11 04:07:47 +0000 UTC
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It's Fighter's worst nightmare!
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2024-07-07 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Any good evil version of a vampire hunter... is a vampire!
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2024-07-05 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, Wizard, looks like everyone else has other plans for the plot.
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2024-07-04 07:54:01 +0000 UTC
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2024-07-03 21:46:52 +0000 UTC
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"This doesn't look like an emergency," he said.
Overhead the great spotlight, with its enormous letter "H," shone brightly against the clouds. It was meant for emergency use only, but no bank robberies were in progress. There didn't seem to be any kaiju attacking. Her Highness looked resolutely un-kidnapped. She stood, in fact, with a pair of goblets in hand and a slight smile on her lips.
"Trust me," she said. "It has been an emergency for some time now. And unless I am much mi...
2024-07-01 00:22:31 +0000 UTC
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I've had this one in my head for a while!
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2024-06-30 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm so proud of Pug. She is the best. Seems like Woolantula's friends are still firmly on the side of evil, though.
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2024-06-30 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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I realized when doing Sammy as an actual Samurai that we didn't have a regular token for her, so I'm sneaking this in at the end of the queue to rectify that.
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2024-06-28 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Goblin Pizza have always been on the side of the good guys, they swear!
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2024-06-27 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Hmm... maybe that question should have waited for later.
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2024-06-23 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Dang I want to roll this lady up as a character now.
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2024-06-21 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The words slithered through the market. They coiled behind the wheel of a costermonger's cart, narrowly dodged the hooves of some plodding draft beast, and — against all odds — managed to slip inside a royal coach. This was no one’s fault, of course. What bodyguard or man-at-arm’s could be held to account? Such gallant fellows are set to hold halberds high and straight, polish breastplates to a mirror finish, and scan crowds for cloaked maniacs wielding envenomed lengths of steel.&nbs...
2024-06-21 04:36:33 +0000 UTC
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I want Magus' dress.
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2024-06-20 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This is my favorite Woolantula I've drawn. I want this to be all my social icons.
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2024-06-16 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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She misses her lasers, though.
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2024-06-14 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Some of the Heroes might even thank BBEG for this.
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2024-06-13 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Mermaids are off the table, but the gothiness is still here!
2024-06-12 03:51:40 +0000 UTC
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Potion of Cloud Giant Strength
— Off Label Use: Applied a douche, the user gains advantage on all Constitution saving throws to maintain stamina.
— Side Effect: Your orgasm produces bodily fluids appropriate to a gargantuan creature.
Elixir of Health
— Off Label Use: When applied topically, reduces refractory period by 2d6 minutes.
— Side Effect: Develop 1d4 new erogenou...
2024-06-11 05:51:12 +0000 UTC
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