I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous reading of more of the worst fiction self-publishing has to offer, Moon People 3!
Will David Braymer succeed in terraforming Venus? Will everyone applaud him if and when he does? Find out now, and say goodbye to whatever sanity you had left...
2022-08-24 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we'll chat while I rant and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction. Listener discretion advised. It can get a little crazy...
When: Saturday, August 27th, 7 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: Because you need something to talk about in yo...
2022-08-22 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a loving, relaxing girlfriend roleplay full of care and personal attention, written by the fabulous TheBloodyM!
2022-08-22 02:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"My poor, sweet little dove. You have no idea how much fun I'm going to have with you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an erotic tale of corruption and demonic sensuality, written by the wonderful Ashen!
"Come outsider, it's time for you to be put to use. The one thing a male is good for: breeding."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, a very domme Amazon breeding roleplay from 2019! (What do you think, another Amazon roleplay soon? I'm feeling a hankering for more Amazons...)
Also, new NSFW tomorrow! Time for a Sensual Saturday...
2022-08-20 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, Visiting a High Elf, written by the wonderful J.M.!
2022-08-19 01:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!
It's about time to join me once again as I spend about an hour drunkenly diving my way into more of the affront to literature, Moon People 3, written by The Guy responsible for my mental break (not his real name). It's just about the most fun you'll ever have doubting your own sanity.
2022-08-17 17:05:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a terrifying tale of friendship-turned-yandere, written by the wonderful N.S.!
2022-08-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, the first impromptu erotic audio I created for my Patreon, Speed Trapped, featuring a cop gone (erotically) rogue!
FxM for your pleasure: https://www.patreon.com/posts/speed-trapped-x-28168636
2022-08-13 02:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the SFW beginning chapter of the Fetish Friday poll winning choice, a snake-tastic Medusa roleplay!
Be on the lookout for the NSFW follow-up in the next few weeks...
2022-08-12 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another drunken dive into the deplorable depths of Moon People, the most frustrating book ever written!
Join me once again as I tenuously cling to what little remaining sanity I have left while narrating more of this space-based "classic". My apologies in advance.
2022-08-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an out-of-this-world roleplay (don't judge me) written by the incomparable Missing!
2022-08-08 02:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"My, my, look who's all grown up..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Flashback Friday callback all the way to ye olden times of 2019, Banging Your Mom's Horny Friend!
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring a misguided AI gone rogue, written by the wonderful M.M.!
2022-08-05 01:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me for another evening of laughs, liquor, and loads of the worst-rated erotica the internet has to offer. On this episode: snakes, snakes, and more snakes! It's a snakestravaganza!
2022-08-03 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an encounter with a very flirtatious dark elf, written by the wonderful N.W.!
2022-07-31 23:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's okay, my good girl. I know it feels big... but I know you can take it..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, the continuation of the FxF NSFW series, Pledge, written once again by the fantastic Sofi P!
Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/pledge-religious-58876347
2022-07-29 23:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a curiously cursed plant girl roleplay, written by the wonderful Sakura Twister!
...what monster girl should I do next, I wonder...
2022-07-29 01:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me this week as I continue my intoxicated dive into the final book in the Moon People trilogy, where nothing matters and everything's coming up Braymer.
2022-07-27 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we'll chat while I rant and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction. Worse than you can imagine. No, no, even worse than that.
When: Saturday, July 30, 7 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You want to test the limits of y...
2022-07-26 01:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an oink-credible* protective Pig Girl roleplay, written by the one and only Ashen!
*no, I won't apologize
2022-07-25 02:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time again! Please pick your favorite from the options below to be made into an erotic roleplay. The winning pick gets both FxF and FxM versions, so everyone gets to join in on the fun!
The poll will only remain open until 7/25, so don't delay, vote today!
2022-07-22 23:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the FxF vampire series Pangs, written once again by the wonderful sofi p.!
Part 5: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63647521
2022-07-22 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I dive into some of the worst rated fiction that the internet has to offer, while leaving sobriety in the rear-view.
2022-07-20 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, Kidnapped by a Horny Giantess! I know what you're thinking, and yes -- this was totally created with an erotic follow-up in mind (possibly plural).
Now be a good pet and listen, already...
2022-07-18 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for another Fetish Friday poll!
Let me know in the comments below what kinds of kinks you want to see featured in an upcoming NSFW audio, and/or vote for your favorites. The top voted comments get a spot in the poll, and the winning choice gets made into an erotic roleplay (FxM and FxF, I'm like Oprah).
Comments are open 'til next Friday, so don't delay -- admit your freaky desires today!
2022-07-16 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Blackmailed by your Sadistic Crush series, written once again by the fantastic Joshua!
Please note: this audio contains instances of NSFW dirty-talking (the not YouTube friendly kind), so maybe don't play it around your grandma or something. Unless your grandma is a freak.
Part 3 if you need it: 2022-07-15 01:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm sorry I took so much blood, baby. Let me make it up to you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, the FxM full-length version of the Fetish Friday poll-winning choice, Bitten by a Horny Vampire Girl!
2022-07-13 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me once again as I drunkenly rant and read more of the internet's worst-rated creepypasta stories. In this episode: psychosis, psychosis, and more psychosis. And that's just the host!
2022-07-13 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm sorry I took so much blood, baby. Let me make it up to you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxF full erotic version of the Fetish Friday poll-winning choice, Bitten by a Horny Vampire Girl! The FxM version will be out in the next day or two, so be on the lookout for that, too.
...and you get a horny vampire, and you get a horny vampire! You all get horny vampires!
2022-07-10 23:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post