I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the SFW version of last month's Fetish Friday poll, Bitten by a Horny Vampire Girl!
And not to worry, lovely perverts, the NSFW versions will be coming shortly!
2022-07-08 03:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again while I drunkenly read and ramble my way through the third book in the Moon People trilogy.
Will our intrepid space explorers find ice in the core of Venus? Will David Braymer get the credit he so rightly deserves? Find out in this week's episode of "why am I wasting my life like this?"!
2022-07-06 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful JD!
First part: https://www.patreon.com/posts/encounter-with-x-56253750
2022-07-04 03:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm so glad you agreed to study with me..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, a steamy FxF study session with the Shy Cheerleader! This one debuted all the way back in 2019, or as I like to think of it, "the before times". Thankfully, sweet, shy, and sexy doesn't have an expiration date!
2022-07-02 03:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post
"I love you... and I'm ready..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the long-awaited FxM erotic half chapter of the loving lamia from the series Lamia's Lullaby, written once again by the amazing Kazzy!
Part 8 if you need to catch up: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49802527
2022-07-01 00:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me once again as I drunkenly rant and read more of the internet's worst erotic fiction... while goaded on by my sick, sick patrons.
2022-06-29 18:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a girlfriend comfort roleplay for self-harm, written by the wonderful L.H.!
Trigger warning (in case it wasn't obvious): today's audio deals with some pretty heavy emotional stuff. It's not what I would call a "fun" audio to listen to by most measures, and it was one of the more difficult ones I've done. Tread with caution, please.
2022-06-26 23:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"You really think you can best me in the bedroom, sis? I'd like to see you try..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic upload, a blast from the past featuring a NSFW showdown between your ex and her older sister. One of those "no matter who loses, everybody wins" kind of scenarios...
2022-06-25 02:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we'll chat while I rant and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction. Yes, it's bad. Really. Even worse than that! You know the thing.
When: Saturday, June 25th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You'...
2022-06-24 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxF edition of the full NSFW part 6 of Chain of Command, written once again by the fabulous sofi p.!
2022-06-24 00:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I crack into the third book of the Moon People trilogy, featuring the exploits of space genius David Braymer and my slowly-dwindling sanity.
Lots of reading, lots of rambling, and zero sobriety.
2022-06-22 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the full-length NSFW FxM* version of Chain of Command, Pt 6, written once again by the immaculate sofi p!
*FxF edition will be posted next week, so fret not! There's enough to share with the whole class.
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the SFW edition* of the newest chapter of Chain of Command, written once again by the marvelous sofi p!
*The FxM NSFW edition will be coming out on Sunday, so get hyped... or else
2022-06-17 00:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the worst-rated horror stories the internet has to offer. Goodbye sobriety, hello Creepypastas!
2022-06-15 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Why are you looking at me like that? What is it exactly that you want..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the Female x Female version of Silver Tongue: Seducing your Tsundere Orc Bodyguard, written once again by the luminous sofi p!
Seriously, let's give her a round of applause for getting the FxF script to me so quickly after the last one...
2022-06-13 00:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, congratulations on graduating high school! I know it's late, but I have a present for you. Trust me, it's a good one. I'm going to give you something you really want... after all, what are step-sisters for?"
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic audio, a goodie way back from ye olde year of our Lord 2019. But really, banging your step-sister never really goes out of style, does it?
2022-06-11 02:30:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Protective Vampire series, written once again by the wonderful Lawson!
Part 2, if you need it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59446933
2022-06-10 03:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me this week as I read and ramble through more of the internet's worst-rated creepypastas... while less than sober.
Also I definitely have never read any of these stories for a Drunk & Dangerous before. Nope. Absolutely did not mistakenly re-read some. You're remembering it wrong.
...Shut up.
2022-06-08 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"Why are you looking at me like that? What is it exactly that you want..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxM erotic Tsundere Orc seduction roleplay, written by the wonderful, one-and-only sofi p!
2022-06-06 00:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! It's time once again for another Fetish Friday poll, where you vote for your favorite option (or options) among the choices below to be made into one or more NSFW audios later this month!
Poll closes in a week, so don't delay... vote today!
2022-06-04 02:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an Encounter with Godzilla, written by the wonderful M.M!
You read that right. Girls can be anything they want, up to and including Godzilla. And no one can stop us (except possibly the Japanese military)! Viva la lizard revolution! ...and enjoy the audio.
2022-06-03 02:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording from last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I chat, rant, and read more of the worst erotic fiction the internet has to offer.
It's always a good time... and always so much worse than you ever expect.
2022-06-01 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"Finally, you're here. I've been waiting for you..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, Seduced by Lady Dimitrescu, written by the wonderful J Knight!
2022-05-30 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a short erotic introduction episode to the upcoming Lady Dimitrescu FxF roleplay, written by the wonderful J. Knight!
While I originally planned to put the audio in its entirety out today, I had to take a step back for my own sanity and let myself have an extra day for editing. Better to slow down than to burn out...
P.S. I put this out during the live because neener neener
2022-05-29 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! In the spirit of healing, I've decided to heat up with some new erotic content. And no, I'm not just talking about the upcoming FxF Lady D NSFW (which is coming tomorrow, get hyped!) -- it's time for another Fetish Friday poll!
Let me know in the comments below what kinds of kinks you want to see featured in an upcoming NSFW audio, and/or vote for your favorites. The top voted comments get a spot in the poll, and the winning choice gets made into an erotic ro...
2022-05-28 01:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring a relaxing visit with a Forest Witch, written by the fantastic TheBloodyM!
2022-05-27 01:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a special ambient binaural ASMR featuring some of my very favorite sounds.
I've always found the sound of rainstorms to be especially relaxing, so when a storm rolled through town the other day I couldn't help but open a window and grab my mic! That way I can share the wonderful sounds of the rain... without trying to fit all of you in my bedroom.
2022-05-25 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat and read the worst erotica that the internet has to offer. No, even worse than you're thinking. I still haven't recovered from the Gungan Dong incident...
When: Saturday, May 28th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You...
2022-05-23 23:55:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Jekyll and Hyde spinoff series, Dispatches from the Lola Hyde Sex Cult, written once again by the fantastic Todd C.!
Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58985081
2022-05-23 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic roleplay, my very first submissive-leaning audio for the channel, Spoils of War! I realize that I left this one on a bit of a cliffhanger... let me know if you want a part 2 to this story in the comments below.
Also, I'll finally be returning with a brand new FxF erotic audio in the next few days, so be on the lookout for that! Lady D will be eagerly expecting you...
For those who want the more Dom...
2022-05-20 23:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post