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Sacramental Arcana: Taken by a Dark Mage ASMR Roleplay, Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the dark mage series Sacramental Arcana, written once again by the wonderful Tallers!


To catch up with part one, click here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55499981

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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 7 -- (Deus Ex Martiana)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! In this episode, I continue my intoxicated ranting and reading through the second book in the fascinating Moon People series, written by Paddington Essay*!


*Not a real name

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Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a live show where we chat while I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst erotica!  It's more disturbing than you think...


When:       Saturday, January 22nd, 8 PM EST

Where:     Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:         New year, same ol' bad decisions

Discord ...

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Chain of Command, Pt 5: Open Communication -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the domme office romance series, Chain of Command, written once again by the incomparable sofi p!



Part 4 if you need it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54109961

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Fetish Friday Poll

Your suggestions are in, now it's time to vote!  Tell me what you want to see featured in an upcoming erotic (or two) from the choices below.  

Poll closes in 1 week.  Happy voting, my lovely perverts!

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Cuddled in the Lamia's Coils ASMR Roleplay Pt 5 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Lamia's Coils series, written once again by the fantastic Game2345!



Cuddled 4:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/43049812

Cuddled 4.5 (NSFW): https://www.patreon.com/posts/48754788

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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 6

Join me for today's patron-exclusive upload, where I continue my intoxicated deep dive into the horrifying world of David Braymer and the second book of the Moon People series.    

Did the story get better?  Can it possibly get even worse?!  The answer may surprise you!*

















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Fetish Friday Poll Suggestions

It's time once again for me to ask all of you lovely patrons what you would like to see as an option in this month's Fetish Friday poll! If you don't know how this works -- just comment below with whatever makes your little heart horny, and/or leave a heart on the comments you like the most.

Some of the top choices will go on this Friday's poll, and the winning pick will be featured in one of the next erotic uploads.  Now go on and make Mama Danger proud, you filthy animals!

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Hypnotized by Your Sadistic Girlfriend, Pt 2 -- (Gender Neutral) (Pet Play)

I hope you guys enjoy the first early upload of the year, the long-awaited part 2 of Hypnotized by Your Sadistic Girlfriend!

C'mon, you weren't using that mind of yours, anyway...


(Refresh your memory with part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/hypnotized-by-28261048 )

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas, everyone!  I continue to be humbled and blown away by all of the support you've shown the channel.  Thank you all, from the very bottom of my heart, for helping keep this dream alive.  You guys will never know how much it truly means to me.

Now that I've buttered you up, I'm going to let you know I'll be taking a small break so I can spend the vacation with family.  I'll be back posting again on January 9th, so hopefully you won't mi...

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The Naughty List: a Demonic Christmas Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Krampus)

I hope you guys enjoy today's special midnight Christmas Eve upload, featuring a female Krampus and a look at what happens to the worst kids on Santa's naughty list...

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Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 9 -- (Christmas Edition)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I read my way through some of the internet's least arousing erotic fiction... now, in holiday flavors!

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Visited by a Reluctant Succubus: Christmas Special -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a special holiday chapter of the Reluctant Succubus series, written once again by the fabulous Missing!

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Scheduling for the Next Live(!) Drunk & Dangerous

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where we can chat while I will rant and read more of the internet's worst erotica -- maybe even Christmas-themed!

When:       Saturday, December 18th, 6 PM EST

Where:     Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:         You want to hear me put the 'ho' in holiday

Discord invite in case you need...

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A Gift for Nekos: a Christmas Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Deres)

I hope you guys enjoy today's festive early upload, an adorable 'dere filled Neko roleplay, written by the wonderful Tallers!

One neko is good, surely three is better...?

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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 5

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my drunken rambling and reading of the "book", Moon People 2.  It's always worse than you're expecting...

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Sexual Education: an Erotic Roleplay, Pt 2 -- (Female x Female) (Teacher x Student)

"Come here, pretty girl.  It's time for a lesson..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the continuation of the teacher/student roleplay series Sexual Education, this time written by the fabulous Far From Home ASMR!


(Refresh your education with part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sexual-education-29114110 )

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Protected by a Dark Guardian ASMR Roleplay Pt 5 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload and the finale of season 1 of the Dark Guardian roleplay series, written once again by the marvelous Marley Monroe!  


(Catch up on part 4 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54682426 )

(Also, new FxF erotic coming Tuesday*... school's back in session, it seems...)

*sometimes editing takes longer than expected

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Haunted by a Horny Ghost Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Horny Ghost Girl series, written once again by the fabulous Ashen!

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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 4 -- (It So Huge)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, my continued high ranting, rambling, and reading of the classic tale, Moon People 2!   

Trust me, it hurts me more than it hurts you.


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Soothed by your Mommy Domme Girlfriend: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"It's okay, baby... Mommy's here..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload (and last month's poll-winning option), the FxM version of the Soothed by your Mommy Domme Girlfriend NSFW roleplay!  

Now come to Mommy...

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Aftercare with your Mommy Domme Girlfriend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Female)

"Come here, Princess, I want to make sure you're okay.  We played pretty hard, after all..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and loving FxF Mommy Domme aftercare roleplay, written by the fantastic AnythingIWantASMR!

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Soothed by your Mommy Domme Girlfriend: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

"I'm sorry you had a nightmare, sweetie... but I know just the way to relax my baby girl back to sleep..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, featuring last month's poll-winning choice, a loving, comforting, gentle Mommy Domme girlfriend!  And guys, don't worry -- the FxM version will be coming out later this week!

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Meeting a Protective Vampire Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Cuddling)

I hope you guys enjoy today's upload, the continuation of the Protective Vampire Girl series, written once again by the wonderful Lawson!

Come on, you know you want to let me take care of you...

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Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 8 -- (Travel Edition)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous!  Sit and listen while I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's most questionable erotic literature.


P.S. Sorry for the late upload -- I have been out of town for Thanksgiving and have been travelling back the last few days.  Looking forward to getting back to normal (as if I ever was)!

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The Dragon's Gift: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt 5 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload*, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic Jaro -- and featuring the vocal talents of the wonderful FarFromHomeASMR!

On another note, stay tuned later this week for the first Fetish Friday erotic upload, featuring some comforting Mommy Domme goodness.


*slightly delayed due to vacation computer hijinks

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Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where we can chat while I will rant and rave and read more of the internet's worst erotica (or whatever else our hearts desire)!

When:       Saturday, November 27th, 8 PM EST

Where:     Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

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Stuffing a Thanksgiving Turkey Girl: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Gobble Gobble)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

In the spirit of the season, I present to you  today's patron-exclusive erotic Thanksgiving upload, a naughty Turkey Girl roleplay, written by the fantastic (and increasingly-bizarre) Ashen!

You'll never look at a Butterball the same way again... 

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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 3 -- (Sears Space Catalog Edition)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, my continued descent into madness/narration of the classic tale Moon People 2, by Dale Courtney.

You think you're disappointed now?  Trust me, it gets worse.

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Dispatches from the Lola Hyde Sex Cult: Ep 5, "Bechdel's of Cithaeron"

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Lola Hyde Sex Cult roleplay series, written once again by the fabulous Todd C!

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