"I don't know why you deny yourself. There's so much fun you can have... here, let me show you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, written by the wonderfully talented Sofi P, all about what happens when a good girl gets a taste of corruption...
2021-11-19 00:17:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, my continued ranting and reading of Moon People 2, by Dale Courtney.
Somehow it's always worse than I'm expecting it to be...
2021-11-17 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the (SFW*) finale of the Crocodile Queen series, written by the fantastic Bion!
*There will be an NSFW chapter coming later this month, so stay tuned...
(Pt 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53736074 )
2021-11-15 01:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostOkay guys, here are the choices for this month's Fetish Friday poll! Choose your favorite(s) from the options below -- the top rated pick will be featured in an erotic audio (or two) this month.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor, or something.
2021-11-12 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I've got a special treat for you today, pet... for being so very good for me..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of the erotic Yandere Giantess series, once again written by the fantastic Thomas J!
NOTE: This series tends towards the violent and sadistic side. Listener discretion is strongly advised!
(Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25854...
2021-11-12 01:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, featuring the continuation of the Moon People series, written by the incomparable Dale Courtney. In this audio, join me as I begin our descent into the second of the series, Moon People 2: Mars Reborn.
Will it get better? Worse? Is that possible? Find out now!
(note: upon sobering up, i realized the incidents described in the forward did in fact take place ...
2021-11-10 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a relaxing, soft cuddling roleplay, featuring the Sexy Servant Girl!
2021-11-07 23:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys!
Since it's Non-Stop Nut November, I figured it would be the perfect time to bring back the Fetish Friday poll once again and let you guys have a say on what kinky NSFW you want to see me create next.
Let me know in the comments below what kind of kinky content you want to see featured in an erotic this month. Top-rated comments will be options in next week's Fetish Friday poll, so vote wisely!
2021-11-05 19:41:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the first audio of NSNN -- an erotic continuation of the Pangs series, written once again by the amazingly talented Sofi P!
2021-11-05 01:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me while I rant and read the latest of the worst the internet has to offer in the way of fap material.
Can you cum to poorly Google translated grandma porn? Find out now!
2021-11-03 19:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring the return of the Serial Killer, in this binaural Halloween standalone!
Happy Halloween, you guys! Stay safe out there!
2021-11-01 01:05:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's (belated -- damn you, mowers!) early upload, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic Jaro!
NOTE: today's audio contains LOUD sounds, so probably not the best listen to soothe yourself to sleep. But hey, who am I to tell you what to do?
2021-10-29 03:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"Just what I needed... a man-thing to play with..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, an FxM dominating roleplay featuring the one and only Lady Dimitrescu -- and written by the fantastic J Knight!
P.S. There is already a part 2 in the works for NSNN
P.S.S. Today's SFW upload will be posted later than usual, with my apologies. Seems the lawnmowers in my neighborhood have convened this week to mow entirely during my normally-scheduled recording tim...
2021-10-28 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of Drunk & Dangerous, Worst-Rated Creepypasta edition! Listen and enjoy more of my intoxicated reading and ranting about the worst of the worst "scary" stories on the internet.
They're always so much worse than you expect...
2021-10-27 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous. Let's chat and get spooky on All Hallow's Eve Eve while I rant and rave and read more of the internet's worst erotica.
When: Saturday, October 30th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: Because there is nothing scarier (existentially) than spending your
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet little spooky roleplay featuring a very friendly ghost, and written by the wonderful Ashen!
You know the best part about dating ghost girls? Getting to play with their boo'bs!
...I'll see myself out.
2021-10-25 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"You can only understand... through pain..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the goddess Hysteria roleplay, written once again by the fantastic Ashen!
WARNING: this audio contains gore and body horror. Listener discretion is advised!
2021-10-21 23:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my high reading of the internet's worst-rated Creepypastas!
In this episode, I read a story all about the dangers of smoking marijuana. How bad could it really be...?
If you'd rather die than give up your freedom, here's your end.
2021-10-18 02:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
If you want to keep your wits about you while remaining among the living, here's your end.
2021-10-18 02:45:18 +0000 UTC View Post
If you want to be a thrall to your new vampire mistress, here's your finale!
2021-10-18 02:45:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the finale of Pangs, written once again by the always incredible sofi p!
For today's audio, there are 3 optional endings: domination, submission, and deliverance. Listen through and choose wisely!
2021-10-18 02:45:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys!
I have been thinking about doing a special Patreon thing next month for No Nut November. Instead of releasing 2 SFW audios a week, I would release 1 SFW and 1 NSFW per week for that month only. Call it Non-Stop Nut November, if you will.
Let me know in the poll below if that's something you perverts would be interested in. XOXO
2021-10-16 02:25:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a cuddling, whispery, binaural continuation of the Vampire Queen roleplay series!
Re-listen to part one here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44902545
2021-10-15 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"We just keep meeting up like this, sweet girl... what are we going to do about it...?"
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the continuation of the naughty best friend's mom series, Forbidden Affair, written by the fantastic Marley Monroe!
Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54108437
2021-10-14 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the return of my drunken reading of the worst-rated Creepypastas on all the interwebs. Perfect for this very spooky Spooktober, don't you think?
Also, stay tuned later today for the release of the long-awaited Forbidden Affair Pt 2 NSFW! Mommy just wants to take care of her good girl...
2021-10-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you guys for bearing with me during my sickness... it's good to be back! Today, please enjoy your early listen to the final chapter of Tips and Tricks from your Old-School Gamer Girlfriend, written (and videogame sfx) by the fantastic Net Neutrality!
Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/tips-and-tricks-47126480
Hey, guys. So this bout of food poisoning has been kicking my ass harder than anticipated; after a week, I'm still not recovered. I miss food. Oh, food. I took you for granted.
On the bright side though, the doctor is sending in a prescription that should be clearing my system by the weekend -- so Thursday's upload has been moved to Sunday, and the erotic to Monday.
If you have any ideas for stuff you'd like to see for this Spooktober, comment ...
2021-10-07 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't win, you guys. I think my immune system really is cursed; or maybe my DoorDash order was. Either way, my stomach has been full of angry bees this weekend, and my regularly scheduled Sunday post (and planned erotic) will be delayed.
To make up for the inconvenience, please accept this picture of Butterscotch, who is feeling much better than I am.
2021-10-03 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! I figured since I had to delay the erotic, I might as well let you guys have a say in which one you want it to be.
So, take your pick from the choices below. The most popular will be released as an erotic on Friday, so choose wisely (or not, I guess, I mean it's only porn)!
2021-10-03 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post