I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet shark girl roleplay written by the wonderful FarFromHomeASMR!
That's right -- we got lamias, we got krakens, now we got sharks... what girl will be next?
P.S. New FxF erotic this weekend, baby! Be on the lookout!
"Please let me take care of you, Master... it's all I can think about..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, a binaural FxM NSFW follow-up to the Sexy Servant Girl roleplay! Time for something dangerously submissive...
2021-09-30 02:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Listen and join me as I try and intoxicatedly chat while reading the worst erotica known to mankind.
MY APOLOGIES: The audio quality in this one isn't great, probably due to the different location or some software glitch. Either way, I edited it as much as I could to try to make up for the crappy quality, but it is what it is. Hopefully you enjoy it, rega...
2021-09-29 18:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Please, Master? I just want to take care of you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring the rare submissive Dangerous as a sexy girl who is just desperate to fulfill of your every need. This is also the lead-in to the next erotic upload, so consider this your trailer...
Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous! There will be drinking, ranting, and reading of some of the internet's worst erotic stories -- no better way to spend a Saturday evening.
When: Saturday, September 25, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: The pandemic hasn't ruined your life enough
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a post-apocalyptic wasteland roleplay written by the wonderful Retech!
Sure, the world might be over, but at least you still have your cyber waifu...
2021-09-24 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the intoxicated continuation -- and sudden finale -- of my journey through the worst book to ever cross my desk, Moon People, written by Paddington Essay!*
What will happen in this "thrilling" final installment? You'll have to listen to find out!
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent
2021-09-22 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"I know, it's not what you expected. It's better..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxF version of the (very belated) Fetish Friday winner, impreg/breeding! Stay tuned in the coming week for the FxM spin, featuring the elusive submissive Dangerous!
2021-09-21 04:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet, protective vampire girl binaural ASMR roleplay, written by the wonderful Lawson!
Sometimes you wanna bite, sometimes you wanna protecc... it's hard being a vampire.
2021-09-20 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a dark and dangerous lamia girl roleplay, written by the wonderful JD!
2021-09-17 00:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, my intoxicated ranting and reading of Moon People, by Paddington Essay*!
What will the crew of the U.S.S Lunar Base 1 get up to next? Probably nothing interesting, but who cares? This is Moon People, baby. Leave your standards and expectations at the door.
*Name changed the protect the innocent
2021-09-15 19:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a kidnapping roleplay where you are taken by the sadistic goddess Hysteria, herself -- written by the fabulous Ashen!
Author's Note: Hysteria has some words of her own to share with the audience:
Come one, come all
Come and see what I bring
Witness the magic of pain
And exalt in it's sharp sting
You'll laugh
You'll cry
<...
2021-09-13 00:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the very heavily requested FxF Lady Dimitrescu roleplay, this time written by the incomparable, unstoppable sofi!
You can't blame her, really. You just look so delicious...
Author's note: this takes place in the early fifties, before Lady D had her daughters.
2021-09-09 23:25:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy todays patron-exclusive upload, the continuing drunken ramble and reading of the awful travesty of a word loaf, Moon People, written by the evil maniac, Paddington Essay*.
So relax, sit back, listen and be astounded that someone with such a poor grasp of the English language could be confident enough to publish their own literature. Just don't say you weren't warned.
*Name has been changed to protecc
2021-09-08 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a binaural, whispers-only, ear-worship filled horny yandere roleplay sure to leave you with tingles.
I heard how much you guys enjoyed the last whispering audio, I figured I could do another one -- only with a dangerous twist! I hope you enjoy!
2021-09-06 00:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a Resident Evil-themed roleplay written by the fantastic moviebuff3000 and starring the one and only mommy milker vamp extraordinaire, Lady Dimitrescu!
2021-09-03 00:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you sickos enjoy today's patron-exclusive waste of time, the continuation of my dive into insanity as I drunkenly read more, Moon People, the worst story ever written by man or beast.
How bad can it be? Take a listen and find out now!
Just don't say I didn't warn you...
2021-09-01 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"I've been waiting for this for such a long time, little one... I've wanted this more than you know..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's NSFW upload, the FxM version of my AU erotic evening with Freya from the 'Saved by Giantesses' series! And just to keep it interesting: I made it binaural this time!
If you're looking for Fetish Friday stuff -- don't worry! I may have been delayed due to sickness, but I'm definitely not done. Your next erotic will be an Futa x F br...
2021-09-01 01:30:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an encounter with a quite sadistic mage (and the whole battle of good-versus-evil thing, you know the drill) written by the wonderful Tallers!
Let him know if you want a part two in the comments below!
2021-08-29 23:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a whisper-only, ear worshippy domme girlfriend roleplay that's a little sexy and a whole lot relaxing, inspired by my very own cold! After all... who cares if I can talk when I can whisper?
2021-08-26 23:31:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of the high narration of the worst story ever put to print, Moon People, written by Paddington Essay.* Sit back, listen, and suffer with me, won't you? Misery loves company, after all.
*Name changed to protect the barely literate.
2021-08-25 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
While I originally planned to put out the Freya FxM NSFW today, I have once again been struck down by the most common of colds, making my voice less "sexy vixen" and more "let me tuck this poor baby into bed".
So instead, I present to you today's erotic upload, A Ticklish Lesson, featuring the rarely seen submissive Dangerous, a ton of tickle torture, and some hot Master/Slave dynamics.
This audio originally started as a custom but, at the permission of the very gene...
2021-08-24 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for bearing with me this weekend -- I truly appreciated each and every comment you made on the pics of my kitties (even the really weird ones; hell, those especially so). Honestly, if it wasn't for the encouragement of my patrons, I'd probably end up working myself to death even faster than I currently am. So, sincerely: thank you.
That being said...
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Half-Orc roleplay series written by ...
2021-08-22 23:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
As a follow-up to yesterday's post, I would like to introduce you all to Butterscotch, my second cat.
No audio. Just cat.
(new audio will be coming Sunday, instead of the cats -- if that's what you're here for)
2021-08-20 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Due to a whole clusterfuck of personal life stuff, I will not be posting an audio today/Friday. While I normally pride myself on keeping to my schedule, I have also been told (by many of my patrons -- quite possibly even you) that it can be healthy to take a day off every now and then... so this is me trying to do something kinda sorta approaching that.
I'll be back with your regularly scheduled Sunday audio (it's a collab!), followed shortly by the much requested erotic ...
2021-08-19 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my narrative slog through Moon People, by Paddington Essay!*
So sit back, relax, and treat yourself to the dulcet tones of my rage-filled shrieks in this latest installment of Drunk & Dangerous. Trust me: it's worse than you think.
*An accurate pseudonym
2021-08-18 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a delightfully horrifying Yandere Insect Girl roleplay, written by the wonderful (and clearly deranged) Ashen*!
*Blame him, not me.
2021-08-15 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a meeting with the one and only Death herself in this sweet and grim roleplay written by the wonderful H.E!
Tomorrow's Friday the 13th, so remember: be careful. Keep roleplays fantasy.
2021-08-13 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous!
Listen for the first time or listen again and re-live the cringe as I rant, ramble, and eventually manage to read my way through some of the weirdest and worst erotic stories the internet has to offer.
Sit down, strap in, and prepare for some nuclear-grade boner fuel.*
*i take this to mean it will melt a dick right off
2021-08-11 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"I've been waiting for this for such a long time, little one... I've wanted this more than you know..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's NSFW upload, an FxF AU erotic evening with Freya from the 'Saved by Giantesses' series!* While this originally started as a custom, it is being shared with the blessings of the original requester. A million thanks to her for her generosity!
*While I may have written this particular audio, the character -- and the series -- are...
2021-08-10 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post