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Fetish Friday Poll

After slight delay, I present your choices for this month's Fetish Friday erotic!  You wonderful perverts had so many amazing ideas, it was almost impossible to choose!  

But don't worry -- if you don't see your top pick here, there will be a new chance next month to suggest the fetish you want to see featured on a Fetish Friday audio.  After all, variety is the spice of life, right?

Poll will close in 2 weeks, with the audio(s) to be posted on the last Friday of th...

Protected by a Dark Guardian ASMR Roleplay Pt 4 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Guardian series, written once again by the fantastic Marley Monroe!

Fetish Fridays

Hey, guys!  

Because I'm a huge pervert with my mind always in the gutter, I thought it could be a lot of fun to try doing some impromptu fetish content this month!  I am Dangerous ASMR, after all.

Here's the idea -- comment below with a kink/fetish suggestion that you would love to see me roleplay, and/or like the ones you want that are posted below.  Tomorrow, I will put up a poll with the most popular choices for everyone to vote on.  Once the poll ...

Doll to a Yandere Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 5 -- (Female x Female)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-long-long awaited continuation of the Yandere's Dolly series -- continued by the wonderful Delightful Dork Audios!

Since the series is so old it predates the creation of my Patreon, you can catch up on episodes 1-4 here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAO8tP3bbfdRLnnqePEnwCPboHeUqmLYe

The NSFW chapter 4.5 i...

Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous

Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I will continue my intoxicated dive into the worst erotica the internet has to offer.

Hold on tight... it's about to get weird.

When:       Saturday, August 7th, 8 PM EST

Where:     Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:         You were molested by drugged-out clowns in a mobile home a...

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 4 -- (The Worst Book Ever Shat Out)

I hope you all enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the maddening continuation of the world's most infuriatingly-written story, Moon People, by Paddington Essay*.  

Listen as I ramble and rant my intoxicated way through a few more chapters of what can loosely be described as a book in the episode that answers the question: "what did David have for breakfast, and was it good?"  

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Dispatches from the Lola Hyde Sex Cult: Ep 4, "Curtains"

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Lola Hyde Sex Cult series, written once again by the marvelous Todd C.!

The Executive: an Erotic Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"What did I tell you about obeying, puppy?  And now I have to put you in your place, all over again..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM continuation of the erotic domination and humiliation series, The Executive!  This audio started its life as a custom request and is now being shared with you lovely people at their behest.  A million thanks for their generosity!

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The Dragon's Gift: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Dragon Girl)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift series, written once again by the wonderful Jaro!

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 3 -- (Worst Story Ever Written)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the intoxicated continuation of my reading and roasting of Moon People, by Paddington Essay* -- a book so terrible, it actively pains me to read it.  

Can you put up with the tedious bologna-eating existence of a character so dull he makes watching paint dry seem like an extreme sport?  Then test your masochism and suffer along with me.  

You've been warned.

*R...

Chain of Command, Pt 4: Bandwidth -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the office romance series, Chain of Command, written once again by the fantastically talented and always appreciated sofi p.!

Forbidden Affair: Sleeping with Your Best Friend's Mom -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)

"I know you're my daughter's best friend, but... you make me feel something..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, a steamy MILFtastic FxF roleplay written by our very own Marley Monroe!

Now say thank you and give Mommy a kiss...

Gifts from a Grateful Neko Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring this month's poll winning character, the grateful Neko Girl!  It's the month of the cat, baby.

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 4

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous, where I read some more of the web's worst-rated erotica in categories suggested by the sick fucks who support me here on Patreon.  That's you!  

Hypnotized by a Horny Lamia: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural) (Whispers)

"This is everything you've ever wanted... and the best thing you've ever felt..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM NSFW second chapter of the Hypnotized by the Horny Lamia!

Bothered by Your (Literal) Cat ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a cute little (literal) Cat roleplay, written by the wonderful Harumafuji!  

Ah, cats.  Such adorable jerks.

Choose the Next Series Update

It's time for this month's series update poll!  Pick which series you want to see updated from the list below.  This one's only running for 3 days, so vote now!

Caught by a Crocodile Queen ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Crocodile Queen series, written once again by the wonderful Bion!

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 2

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Come and listen while I continue reading and ranting about one of the most frustrating stories I've ever read, Moon People, while disastrously high.

Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous

Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll spew more of my intoxicated rants, rambles, and "wisdom" as I read through some more of the best of the worst and the weirdest the internet has to offer in the way of erotic fiction!

When:       Saturday, July 17 2021, 8 PM EST

Where:     Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:         Be...

Seduced by Catwoman ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Selina Kyle)

I hope you guys enjoy today's roleplay, featuring everyone's favorite burglar in Gotham and the writing talents of the wonderful Joshua!

Cooking with Danger: Spaghetti and Meatballs Recipe

Ingredients:

¼ cup olive oil

5 cloves garlic, minced

½ tsp red pepper flakes

1 x 14.5 oz can petite diced tomatoes

1 x 28 oz. can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed

1 lb. ground beef

1 large egg

½ cup dried breadcrumbs

¼ cup grated Parmesan cheese

1 tsp. salt

1 tsp. parsley

¼ cup fresh basil, diced

Salt and pepper, to taste

12 oz. cooked pasta

Directions:

Heat a large saucepo...

The Vampire's Deal: an ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a delicious little gender neutral vampire roleplay written by the wonderful m d*!

*Not a doctor.  Probably.

Cooking with Danger: Spaghetti & Meatballs -- (Binaural) (Cook with Me)

By popular demand, I bring to you today's patron-exclusive upload: binaural cooking with me as the chef!  Sit in my kitchen while I talk you through this simple recipe, and be treated to relaxing sounds such as neighborhood dog barking, cat eating it's dinner off to one side, random car alarm that goes off outside for no reason, and much, much more!

The recipe that I created for this audio, along with pictures, will be posted tomorrow.  I hope you're...

Protected by a Dark Guardian ASMR Roleplay Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the wonderful Dark Guardian succubus series, written once again by the fabulous Marley Monroe!

P.S. Happy 4th of July to everyone celebrating!  Please try and keep all of your fingers.  Fireworks responsibly.

Hypnotized by a Horny Lamia ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Lewd)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a whisper-filled binaural hypnosis roleplay featuring one very horny snake girl.  

Just look into her eyes, everything will be alright... 

The Final Test: Dolly to a Yandere Girl Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

"Come here, Dolly.  It's time for your final test..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the long-awaited newest NSFW chapter to the FxF Yandere's Dolly series, this time written by the wonderful Delightful Dork Audios!  

(Last chapter is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30533912)

(If you need a bigger refresher, the full YouTube playlist for the series is here: ...

Drunk and Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 1

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an intoxicated rant and reading of the first few chapters of poorly-written sci-fi masterpiece Moon People 1: Age of Aquarius, written by Dale M. Courtney.

Sit back, listen, and strap yourselves in.  We're in for a bumpy literary ride... through space!

Bedtime with your Mommy Domme Girlfriend -- (Female x Listener) (Age Play) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and loving Mommy Domme roleplay from the wonderful Kizrah!

Now come give Mommy a kiss...

Neighborhood Watch: an Erotic ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"Hey, it's me, your neighbor!  I've been thinking about you lately.  In fact, I can't stop thinking about you..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's upload, an FxM erotic with a unique yandere twist!  This one is graciously being shared by a patron who requested it as a custom, so a big thanks to them, too!