nineteenninetysomething

May 23, 1993

The Hook Brings You Back

Remember that scene from Hook? Yeah, that. Craig doesn't mind sinking to the bottom of the sea, not when mermaid Lindsay is there to give him bubbly life kisses. Why would he ever leave?

May 16, 1993

Light as a Bubble, Stiff as a Diving Board

Even underwater, Tabitha loves freaking people out. This is one witch you can't drown a confession out of, folks.

May 9, 1993

Dunked By an Angel

You know Phyllis, always struggling to get closer to God. In the Bible, water represents purification and renewal, so Phyl attempts to absolve her sins through a little self-baptism. In this moment, she's never felt more holy. After all, wet clothes are a small price to pay for salvation, don't you think?

May 2, 1993

Lindsay's Come Undone

Lindsay made the mistake of falling asleep while MTV was on. Now she's dreamed herself right into Duran Duran's "Come Undone" video! If only she can wriggle out of that straitjacket before the song ends. What do you think, folks - can she keep from falling apart at the seams?

Tanks For the Mammaries

Getting a little more risque with these Patreon exclusives, aren't I? I was like "Who in my cast would have no qualms about wearing a white shirt with no bra underwater?" Vicky, of course!

April 18, 1993

Hot Water

Spending time in a hot tub is supposed to relax your muscles, right? Well, Lindsay has her own technique for relaxing every muscle at once.

April 11, 1993

What Women Want

Marion is in a very flirty mood today. Looks like you caught her eye... and considering she can't see clearly underwater, that's doubly impressive.

Rare Air

As Amber knows all too well, Kevin loves air. Whether he's collecting Air Jordans or blowing air bubbles, he's dedicated to the theme.

March 28, 1993

The First Wives' Blub

With a little practice, anyone can be an underwater fashion model. Tina, Marion, Patricia, Louise, and Liv are all the proof you need.

March 21, 1993

Save The Last Splash For Me

After a long night at the senior prom, Lindsay and Craig can't wait to get off their feet and collapse into each other's arms. Just so happens that they chose to do that right next to the edge of the pool...

March 14, 1993

Sibling Rivalry

Even underwater, Joel and Katy take very different approaches to getting their picture taken. Joel is dark and contemplative, while Katy tries to look as cute and happy as possible. Who do you think pulls it off better?

March 7, 1993

Marriage Retreat

They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus. But William and Tina prefer to get their relationship advice from Neptune, if you know what I mean.

February 28, 1993

Compressed Vice

We met Vice Principal Miranda Hilliard in this week's Nineteen-Ninety-Something story. What better way to welcome her to the cast than with a good dunking?

Synch or Swim

Once upon a time, I drew Lindsay and her friends as a synchronized swimming troupe. The other day, I was like "Y'know what, I wanna do that again." Lindsay already knows how to choreograph a sweet cheerleading routine; this is kind of a lateral move, if you think about it.

February 14, 1993

Bubbly Happy Tina

Being underwater always puts Tina in a good mood. And when she's in a good mood, she blows bubbles... a lot of bubbles.

Working Girl

Marion's got a new home office, in a real unique location. Once she gets used to the floaty physics, she should be more productive than ever before.

Reel Big Fish

Today, Michelle pays another visit to her piscatorial acquaintances in the lake. She may not be able to breathe, but it's still way easier for her to go see them than it is for them to go see her.

January 17, 1993