nineteenninetysomething

July 17, 1994

Hello, Purse

Tina's a fan of loose breathable clothing - so when she sinks, everything else floats. Hair, purse, skirt, you name it.

July 10, 1994

Dubble Bubbles

Jocelyn has come to the pool to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And she's all out of ass.

July 3, 1994

Deep Grooves

If and when Westworld ever gets that underwater music video made, they wanna give everyone they know a cameo appearance in it. Like Michelle, vibing in the foreground while Joel takes a submerged solo. After all, the most fun part of being a couple is sharing in each other's interests.

June 26, 1994

Welcome to Bikini Bottom

Nothing like a relaxing dip in the pool when you've got the house to yourself, right, Patricia? And hey, if nobody else is home, why bother with that pesky swimsuit anyway? Gosh, won't Brad be in for a fun little surprise when he gets home from work?

June 19, 1994

Rock Star Moms: Vol. 2

Happy Mother's Day! A year ago, I drew an adorable little scene of Joel and Aaron chillin' underwater with their maternal units, both of them super proud of their big famous grungy boys. This year, it's Steve and Jocelyn's turn! Lori and Phyllis may be a little out of their depth, but bless 'em, they're try

June 12, 1994

Kindly Gurgle Out a Date For Me

Whether or not Joel, Aaron, Steve, and Jocelyn will ever get to make that elaborate underwater music video they've been dreaming of, time can only tell. But they might as well rehearse in the meantime, just in case.

June 5, 1994

Late Night With Jenny Hsien

It's a struggle as old as time itself - Jenny loves going swimming with her clothes on, but she hates getting in trouble for it. What's the solution? Wake up at 1 AM and sneak out into the backyard pool in the middle of the night, obviously. Can't get busted if Mom and Dad aren't awake to see what you're doing, right?

May 29, 1994

BYOA: Bring Your Own Air

If Michelle's gonna spend a nice relaxing day in her lakebottom bedroom, then she has to come prepared. A couple hours' worth of oxygen and she's set for the afternoon.

May 22, 1994

I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing

POV: You're Craig, and you've just dived down into Lindsay's pool-floor bedroom to share a romantic oxygen-free afternoon with your girlfriend. Your vision may be blurry as all hell, but that doesn't diminish Lindsay's beauty one bit - in your chlorine-stung eyes, she's still as gorgeous as the day you met her.

May 15, 1994

What If God Dunked One Of Us?

Phyllis is back in the pool for another quick baptismal dip. Traditionally, you only have to get dunked for like a second or two, but something tells me she'll be holding herself down there for just a little while longer.

May 8, 1994

The Pool Next Door

Lindsay's invited you over to go swimming. You're not gonna keep her waiting, are you?

May 1, 1994

Riot Grrrgl

Much like her mentor Jocelyn, Becca is a girl who appreciates a good rebellious plunge. No street clothes in the pool? Fuck you, she won't do what you tell her.

April 24, 1994

Life Is Good

Quick little scene of Kendra just chillin' at the bottom of the lake. See, keeping a positive attitude is all about finding your happy place.

April 17, 1994

The Soaker You Drink, The Player You Wet

But Seriously, Folks... enjoy Tina and William's bubbly underwater tribute to Joe Walsh. They got married in the '70s, this is their kinda music. Safe to say, life's been good to them so far.

April 10, 1994

What Are You Harping On About

Syncho swimmer Lindsay and her crew are back! And what's a synchronized swimming routine without music? Amber gets some surprisingly good sound out of her submerged harp. You just gotta find that one corner of the pool where the acoustics are flawless.