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In-Clinic Abortion

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/inclinic-abortion/

Abortion is one of the safest surgical procedures a person can have, but just how exactly is it done? This week we illuminate the process of having an in-clinic abortion. 

This is a follow-up to our earlier comic on Medical Abortion, which contained more information ...

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New Sponsors of Oh Joy Sex Toy

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/new-sponsors-omgyes-com-and-the-magic-wand/

It’s September, which means it’s time to unveil our new round of sponsors for the next twelve months! Holy dang, I can’t believe how fast the last year flew by??? It feels like just a couple months ago we made the transition from multiple website banner ads to private sponsorship, but I guess it really has ...

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11 - 15/365

11/365 - January 12, 2011 [2018 NOTE: Several posts ago, the date and the  photo number stopped matching up. I was correcting it here on Patreon, but I'm just gunna stick with the info as it's noted on my old photo folder. Maybe something got mixed up when I was switching time zones???]

"Dracula: Undead and Loving It" is playing on the TV while Matt and I take turns passing my laptop back and forth, trying to customize my 2018-09-02 00:47:39 +0000 UTC View Post

6-10/365 in 2011

6/365 - January 6, 2011

The picture looks more depressed than I actually feel- which is tired and teetering on the edge of sick. It's like my throat has a skinned knee. Y'know, when you skin your knee and it's so totally irritating and annoying and it's all you can think about but it's not actually bad enough to count as being injured? You know. 

I'm excited for this year. This is the year I get back to comics. All of last year I kept putting comics on the backburne...

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365 in 2011

Seven years ago I undertook a 365 self-portrait project, wherein I would take a photo of myself every day and log a little journal entry to go with it. Bearing in mind, this was long, looong before I had an iPhone, so all these pictures were taken with my little pocket-sized camera and its ten second timer.

Just today I stumbled over it and I thought... hey.  I took some interesting pictures. I wrote a couple decent stories. I kinda wanna share them. 

Join me, Dearest Patrons, ...

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Menopause by Ashley Guillory

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/menopause/

Ashley Guillory took a (meno)pause from her busy life to talk to us about MENOPAUSE, both her own experiences with it and what others may expect when it's their turn.

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TPATD: Part 4 - Beads

QUICK RECAP: I made fiber fan art of Jen Wang's graphic novel, The Prince and the Dressmaker. Part 1 explains my inspiration, how I created the design, and how I picked out my fabrics.  Part  2 explains how I used appliqué to construct the face and dress. 2018-08-22 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Snug Plugs

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/snug-plug/

Haha, I'm afraid I couldn't review today's toy, despite my best efforts U_U Fortunately there is a back-up butt hole in my house and Matt valiantly took a push in the tush for you, our Dearest Perverts. 

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TPATD: Part 3 - Embroidery

QUICK RECAP: I made fiber fan art of Jen Wang's graphic novel, The Prince and the Dressmaker. Part 1 explains my inspiration, how I created the design, and how I picked out my fabrics.  Part  2 explains how I used appliqué to construct the face and dress. 2018-08-20 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

TPATD: Part 2 - Construction

QUICK RECAP: I made fiber fan art of Jen Wang's graphic novel, The Prince and the Dressmaker. Part 1 explains my inspiration, how I created the design, and how I picked out my fabrics.  Part  2 explains how I used appliqué to construct the face and dress. 2018-08-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

The Prince and the Dressmaker - Part 1 - Inspiration

QUICK RECAP: I made fiber fan art of Jen Wang's graphic novel, The Prince and the Dressmaker. Part 1 explains my inspiration, how I created the design, and how I picked out my fabrics.  Part  2 explains how I used appliqué to construct the face and dress. 2018-08-19 00:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Satisfyer Pro Penguin

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/penguin/

Where do penguins go to dance? 

The Snow Ball. 

Where do penguins keep their money?

In a snow bank.

What is a penguin doing on a sex toy site? 

Read guest cartoonist Alexander Reeder's review of the Satisfyr Pro Penguin to find out!

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Kitten Play by Stephanie Mided

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/kitten-play/

Alright you wonderful purr-verts, I'm not kitten around with you! You paws-itively need to drop everything and read Stephanie Mided's purrr-fect guest comic on... Kitten Play!

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Bacterial Vaginosis

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/bacterial-vaginosis/

Bacterial Vaginosis. It sounds like it should be a cute Harry Potter spell, right? 

It's not. 

It's not at all. 

Oh God. Oh god, it's fucking awful. 

Having a vagina can be such a punishing job sometimes.


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After Surgery by Alyssa Andrews

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/after-surgery-alyssa-andrews/

Alyssa Andrews had to relearn not only how to live in their body after surgery, but how to reconnect sexually with their partner as well.


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More Photo Ref

Photo reference from my review of the Fun Wand ;)

Ok, so you  couldn't actually see anything indecent in this photo, but it just kinda... felt indecent? So I covered my delicate area anyway. 

That i...

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Embroidery Auction Benefiting SWOP

So you read Lux Alptraum's and my comic on why Feminists Should Support Decriminalizing Sex Work and you're like "Totally, but what can I do to help? Also, I super like embroidery. Is there some way these two tastes could be combined?"

Friend. They can. 

I'm auctioning off this original 6" piece I embroidered by hand to benefit the 2018-07-20 19:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Feminists Should Support Decriminalizing Sex Work

https://thenib.com/feminists-should-support-decriminalizing-sex-work-here-s-why

Getting to work with Lux Alptraum on a comic for The Nib about a subject close to my heart has been one of the highlights of my career. Please read our work on why View Post

Fun Wand

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fun-wand/

I revisit a beautiful steel wand g-spot/butt toy that wasn't my jam five years ago, but now... oh, how time makes fools of us all!

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Vulvovaginal Anatomy

CUNTgratulations, it’s your lucky day! Today we’re diving into the subject of the vulva and vagina! It’s just you and me and this voyage of anatomical discovery, baby, because you can’t spell “uterus” without US.

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Making Friends

In our script-making process, if Matt has a specific image in mind for a panel, he'll either Google an example to show me or, failing that, he'll take his own reference picture for me. 

Unrelated to this information, Matt's taken up bouldering and he's even made a new friend with this sweet 40something Climber Dad who goes with his seven year old son. Matt's slow to make new friends anyway, and our line of work adds an extra hurdle when getting to know someone who's not at all in our indu...

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Spelunking

It's tough to find photo reference of an elf-sized person crawling into a cross-sectioned vagina so sometimes you gotta make do with what you have at hand. 

Thanks to E, one of our 2018-07-04 19:08:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Gettin' It On Outside by Amelia Altavena

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/outdoorsex/

Do you  feel called to the wild? Amelia Alatavena talks about gettin' in touch with  the great outdoors when you're au naturale.

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There's no such thing as free shrimp

I have these really intense, elaborate embroidery projects in mind, but I keep not starting them because it just feels like... work. Even though I know I will enjoy it once I've done all the preparation and set up. 🍤 So instead I let myself start this simple, ridiculous thing 🍤


It’s a line from the final episode of the original Arrested Development show, when George Sr. has once again tricked his...

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Fun Cups

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/funcups/

Tired of tampons? Fun Factory took a break from producing dildos to try their hand at MENSTRUAL CUPS! So how do these cups hold up when they're full up? READ MY REVIEW.

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Love Radiates by Jem Milton

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/love-radiates-jem-milton/

Jem Milton never believed it would happen to them and now they can't imagine their life without it. Who could have guessed that polyamory could feel so normal and natural?

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Three's company: My Nonmonogamous Life by Natalie Dupille

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/threes-company-natalie-dupille/

Natalie Dupille shares her story about how she went from being in a couple to a thruple! Her nonmonagamous relationship isn't just fun and board games, though, not when "society is made up for couples", as she explains in her comic.

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Questionable Content X Oh Joy Sex Toy

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3759

In a robot-human relationship and just don't know how to consummate your love without destroying the soft fleshy half of your couple? WORRY NOT, because Jeph Jacques wrote and I illustrated the GUIDE TO GETTIN' IT ON WITH HUMANS. 

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Flip 0 (Black and Vibrating Models!)

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/flip-0-black-and-vibrating/

We roped in our Actual, For Reals friend to help review one of the new Flip 0 models that Tenga sent over! This is what friends do, right? This is normal. 

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Drawn to a Close

Matt and a friend and I are skipping out from work early to go celebrate the close of the Kickstarter at our favorite BBQ joint. Traditionally we go there, just the two of us, for dinner when our book crowdfunding campaign closes, but there is no way I can sit still that long and be productive for the rest of the day, so we’re shaking up our ritual this time.

This has been, by far and away, the most overwhelmingly successful Kickstarter we’ve ever had in the five years since we starte...

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