The “Drawn to Sex” Kickstarter has blown past all of our previous records for number of backers and amount raised, and we sprinted right through all the “funny” landmark numbers (iterations of 69, 420, and 666), so all that’s left of the double entendre numerals is the oft forgotten….. 80085.
You know. That number that sort of looks like BOOBS when displayed in a calculator ...
2018-05-30 20:02:06 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/iroha-zen/
Looking to bring your lotus flower to a zen-like state? If you've got a battle hardened thundercunt like me, this may not do the trick-- but I still recommend this toy! Read on for my conflicted review.
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My dudes? My dudes.
There's 62 hours left to reserve yourself a 2018-05-29 07:01:00 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/echo/
Though Matt's lucked out with some Bad Dragon toys, I've never found one that really "clicked" with me. This time around, the folks at BD chose a dildo *specifically for me* based off of my previous reviews' complaints. So! How did it go? Will the Echo be another miss or have I finally met my match? FIND OUT.
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2018-05-22 07:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Mother's Day is... not a difficult day for me? I don't know. It doesn't actively hurt like it used to. It's a day that feels like a dull ache, like when the weather changes rapidly and the old scar on my hand becomes more tender. It doesn't hurt, but there's some heightened feeling in there.

Typically when I talk about my mom to people, it's to share the bizarre stories because they're ent...
2018-05-16 23:17:41 +0000 UTC
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May 15, 7:30pm
Powell's
1005 W Burnside St,
Portland, OR
Ellen Forney and I are gunna be at the downtown Powell's tonight talking about her new book Rock Steady: Brilliant Advice from my Bipolar Life. Her work has been a lifelong inspiration and influence on my own work, with ...
2018-05-15 20:36:08 +0000 UTC
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Oh Joy Sex Toy: Gender Euphoria by Evan Clamors
Evan shares with us his first time experiencing gender euphoria, the counterpoint to the much more widely recognized gender dysphoria. What is it? How do you find it for yourself? Even has some encouraging words on the subject!
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2018-05-15 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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(Earlier versions of this post appeared on Instagram May 3rd and May 8th)
I watched A Goofy Movie from my pile of snotty tissues in my sickbed and then I immediately drew Roxanne, so I guess I’m a furry now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2018-05-12 21:02:10 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/hair
Sarah Winifred Searle returns to OJST with this tender personal story about embracing her PCOS-influenced body hair.
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Drawn to Sex Update:
With over 1,000 backers, the Drawn to Sex Kickstarter has blown well past last year's! The...
2018-05-08 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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www.DrawnToSex.com
Within six hours of launching, Drawn to Sex reached its 15k funding goal, and by the end of the day had raised 22k, so, uh, looks like this book will definitely be getting made!
We’re both so proud of this one, it is hands down our best book yet. It still fits in with our previous four Oh Joy Sex Toy collections, but Matt really upped his designing skills in a way that makes this book’s layo...
2018-05-03 00:20:38 +0000 UTC
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AT LONG LAST:
PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY OF DRAWN TO SEX
If you've ever wanted to be drawn into the comic, snap up a "Be a Masturbateer for a Day" reward! They're limited and they go FAST.
THANK YOU!!!!
2018-05-01 18:01:00 +0000 UTC
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DrawnToSex.com
Guy's today we are launching our latests and greatest book kickstarter. Its called Drawn to Sex, and its a book of JUST the sex education. No joke, its taken us this long to make and collect so much sex ed!
This is the book we've been planning for and wanting to do every since the beginning.
Come check it out? I know all of you on here have already done your part to support and grow OJST, so don't feel obligated or anything - your all incredible in my books. But ta...
2018-05-01 18:00:54 +0000 UTC
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TODAY IS THE DAY
SET YOUR TIMER
11am PST
Another update will go out when we make the Kickstarter go live, giving you a direct link to it. Snap up those "Be a Masturbateer for a Day" slots while you can, 'cos they always go fast.
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If you are new here, Matt and I are producing a book collecting JUST the educational strips from Oh Joy Sex Toy! 2018-05-01 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/anal-sex-preparation/
This week Matt gets anal as he walks you through how to prepare your cave of wonder for a plunder.
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ONE WEEK LEFT before the Kickstarter to fund our Drawn To Sex book launches! May 1st, my dearest chums. We're finally producing 2018-04-24 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, I don't want this weekend to end.

We planted a replacement artichoke by our front door, and by "we" I mean "Matt" but I cleared away the weeds and watered it so if you're feeling generous then I suppose you could award us both equal credit.
Starting about seven or eight years ago, whenever we m...
2018-04-23 01:09:50 +0000 UTC
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Aside from “Have you no shame?” the next most frequently asked question we get is “Have you considered doing a book of JUST the sex education comics?”
And the answer is: YES.
May 1st we’re launching the Kickstarter to make it happen, so get ready to smash that pledge button.
Reviewing sex toys is fun, interviewing folks and documenting field trips is fascinating and challenging, but it’s doing educational comics ...
2018-04-20 20:20:09 +0000 UTC
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It was April last year that my nervous breakdown started and it took me out of commission as a functional human being solidly for a couple months after that, and then recovery, when it started much later, was very slow. I survived the last year, but my wounds haven't fully healed yet, I'm still in the process of mending.
We hold our book Kickstarters in May.
Last spring is very cloudy in my memory, just small snapshots here and there that look like they were taken from a came...
2018-04-18 19:16:20 +0000 UTC
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I made a beet box. This is how I did it.
(Mostly this is cross-posted from my updates on Instagram in early March, but also there are some additional bits here that I didn't upload elsewhere)
I am trying to make some beet leaves out of paper, improvising off of instructions for other leaves in
2018-04-17 07:03:02 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ace-in-the-dungeon-cici-luna/
Cici Luna shares her personal experience visiting a sex party in a dungeon for the first time and finding space to enjoy herself as a vanilla asexual.
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Since we launched OJST almost five years ago, Matt and I have had a steady stream of people asking us over email, on Twitter, and face-to-face at conventions if we ...
2018-04-17 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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(Cross-posted from Instagram)
Lest I have created the illusion that I live in an Instagram-perfect house that overflows with vibrant plants, whimsical dildos, and a plethora of inventive handmade crafts, allow me to introduce you to our refrigerator, which requires the support of a long ago abandoned kettlebell to remain fully closed because the airtight seal doesn’t work any more.
I’m not even sha...
2018-04-16 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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A friend recently commented to Matt and me how he doesn’t plan on having children, so he’s really looking to invest more deeply into his friendships as his getting-old-and-having-a-support-network-who-will-take-care-of-him-and-vice-versa plan.
Hm. I mean. That sounds kind of mercenary when I write it out like that? He worded it better. It was very sweet, actually, because he was talking about our friendship, and how there’s… there’s a solid root here. We all care about each oth...
2018-04-15 18:31:49 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/other-contraceptive-methods/
Man, I love fuckin'! And also, DANG, I do NOT want to get pregnant! Thank god we've got contraception to prevent baby-makin' for those of us who have penis-in-vagina sex!
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Matt and I are so close to finishing up our new collection of purely sex education comics for our upcoming book, 2018-04-10 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Like last time, here's progress of my little beet seedlings, culled from my Instagram account <3
I'm doing this a little differently, though. Patreon has a bad habit of eating my posts, especially if they are image heavy-- which this one will be. I've already lost the first draft of it once today! LOL. So I'm gunna post...
2018-04-07 03:55:08 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/masturbation-penis/
Only four years after our guide to vulva masturbation, we've finally followed up with an introduction to that most elusive and rarely documented of activities: Masturbating with a Penis!
2018-04-03 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Matt's comic on masturbating with a penis (This link will go live April 3rd at 12:01am PST, so if you're clicking it before then you're gunna see an error page) necessitated drawing a fearsome Iron Fist.
That is my very own hand! And the layout I envisioned for this portion of the comic.
2018-04-03 06:09:15 +0000 UTC
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On March 16th, Matt and I planted a buncha little beet seeds! I've been documenting their progress over on Instagram; here's a buncha photos and captions from there.
The idea is: I wanna do a really in-depth visual study of a vegetable's growth, from sprout to full development and create artwork along the various stages. In additio...
2018-03-29 20:51:36 +0000 UTC
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Here's just my segment from episode 545 of the Savage Lovecast! (The $ubscription-only version. Here's the backstory)
My recommendation this time is for The Doxy Massager, which is my most faaaavorite vibrator in the whole world. I've 2018-03-29 18:26:24 +0000 UTC
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My dear, dear friend, Lucy Bellwood, and I had an unconventional convention panel at the Emerald City Comicon, complete with working (imitation) fire place.
My gut impulse is to apologize for not posting more, because oh my god I have a ton of art and thoughts I want to share here. Rather than say "I'm sorry for failing to do things I wanna do on here" I'm going to say, "There is too much going on in real li...
2018-03-28 19:33:00 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/working-out-the-kinks/
Kinks and fetishes and paraphilia, oh my! We hear those words a lot, but what exactly ARE they? Where do those weird sexual fixations come from? WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS??? G. C. Houle returns to Oh Joy Sex Toy to share with us the most understandable and friendly explanation of kinks and fetishes that I've ever seen.
2018-03-27 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/zumio/
The Zumio is one of those toys that is GOOD, it's a GOOD vibrator that does a GOOD job. .............................and I hate it.
2018-03-20 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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`https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vaginal-intercourse/
This week we're covering the classic In-Out-In-Out! The ol' Four-Legged Foxtrot! Makin' the Beast with Two Backs! Or, if you wanna be poetical, it's VAGINAL INTERCOURSE! :D :D :D
2018-03-13 07:01:00 +0000 UTC
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