"Ah... That was probably not a wise thing to say, Master..." Rider is gritting her teeth as she analyzes the women surrounding us. Before, Kazuradrop had likened them to a hyenas, and it certainly feels like it right now.
Or sort of feels like it, since the so called Lip begins blushing bright red. "I-I-I'm not a prostitute...! I didn't pick these clothes, so don't pick o-on me!" If anything, I'm the one being bullied right now.
King Protea tilts her head, is easy to read confus...
2024-01-04 16:48:55 +0000 UTC
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"Caster... please do not say such things in front of guests." She glares at the servant with quite a bit of hatred. "Now, am I right to assume you are a refugee brought by Rider, Mister...?" You would be wrong, actually. Sort of.
Before I respond however, Rider materializes close to me. "Nope, he's actually a bonafide master." Huh, so that's how the ghost form thing works? I knew about it from the game's rules, but it's weird seeing it in action.
Altera however, enters the place...
2024-01-03 21:59:00 +0000 UTC
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"I believe we had a talk about this..." Eris' gaze is the coldest I've ever seen from her, to be quite honest it's terrifying, because it isn't emitting much bloodlust at all. Well, I now that doesn't sound quite right, but let me explain it.
Eris has the ability to release huge amounts of bloodlust whenever she so pleases, it's something I'm used to, but it's also something she has to consciously do. Right now though, her cold gaze is a subconscious reaction, unplanned hatred.
...
2024-01-02 15:46:37 +0000 UTC
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"So this is where you went off to." I cross my arms, I probably... definitely shouldn't be feeling the way I'm feeling, but I must admit, even if it's unfair to MMT, I am a bit annoyed right now.
Tracking someone through a forest isn't exactly easy, even if she did take a very straightforward path. I'm also lucky that at this point I know the basics of the skill due to my learnings of the North God style.
Megumin immediately turns around to face me, getting up while she does so...
2024-01-01 23:01:18 +0000 UTC
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I slowly open my eyes, the light from outside waking me up and making me uncomfortable. Where are curtains when you need them? Well, definitely not on Megumin's house, they probably can't afford such a purposeless luxury, sad as it is.
But why am I sleeping on Megumin's house anyways? Oh, right yesterday I came here to reunite with everyone and then I... I had a talk with Wolbach, where she explained a bunch of stuff, a bunch of scary stuff at that.
A frustrated groan leaves my ...
2023-12-31 20:37:11 +0000 UTC
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"To my side... C-Cas-?" I can't quite remember her name, but I connect with her anyways, maybe because it took me a bit more time to forget it in the first place. "I... To my side!" And then I break that contract off, instead seeking something new.
Attila the Hun Answers, she saves me, we go to my house, there's no one there, I go to sleep. It's a familiar story, and normally it would continue on its marry way as Hideaki Emiya foolishly fumbles around like a headless chicken.
So...
2023-12-30 19:30:21 +0000 UTC
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"So Rider, are there any red heads among the survivors your found?" As we walk towards the shelter, I can't help but ask her. The reason for that is obvious, I want to know if my dad is alive and well.
Though I'll check out the place even if he isn't there, it will be a good thing to see that humanity has not been extinguished. And of course, I will help however is running the shelter with whatever they might need.
Rider hums, thinking, I guess. "Nope." Ah, that's a disappointme...
2023-12-30 14:43:09 +0000 UTC
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"Ugh..." I'm waking up feeling surprisingly chilly, and yet at the same time I feel hot? It's a sensation that is both pleasant and unpleasant. Not something easy to describe for sure...
And then everything comes back to me. The war that was supposedly canceled, the apocalypse, Altera's summoning, the mysterious ring, Bigtera, BB throwing the gauntlet... And of course, the disappearance of my parents.
As soon as I open my eyes, I'm greeted by red ones. "You are finally awake, Ma...
2023-12-30 01:32:37 +0000 UTC
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"B-bigtera!?" The giant flinches, her face completely red. "W-what is that supposed to mean!?" It means you're a massive version of Altera of course!? What else could it mean!?
That's right, I'm currently staring at my servant, but she's... she's massive. I would wager that her current height is more than fifteen meters, though it's hard to tell when she's sitting atop of... that structure.
It's sort of like a bed... I think, but it's made out of rock, making it incredibly uncom...
2023-12-29 19:32:14 +0000 UTC
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"Subaru, what am I watching?" Eris' words confirmed that I jumped from the fire pan, into the fire. "Well, she's better than the other girl at least." I'm assuming you're referring to Emilia? Geez, what's your problem with her...?
I sigh. "Sorry about this, but I found out a bunch of new stuff about me and Frieren." By the way, the reason my girlfriend is angry is that I'm carrying the Granny Elf with a piggy back.
Also, probably that the Granny Elf in question is so happy that...
2023-12-28 01:11:55 +0000 UTC
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"This talk better be important." A yawn escapes Frieren. "I'm beginning to feel tired." And I don't blame, your talk with Hiropon lasted surprisingly long, so at this point it's pretty late... which means I got tons of time to speak with Yunyun.
Thinking about it, that's probably why that talk lasted for so long, it was Hiropon buying time for his daughter. Now the legendary Yunyun time is over though, I'm finally about to question Frieren and Rudeus about... everything, I guess.
2023-12-27 17:15:33 +0000 UTC
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"Um... So this is Eris, my fiancee." Right now I'm introducing Emilia to everyone, including my War Goddess who has returned from whatever place she was at with Rudeus. Ah, by the way, people seem to accept Emilia, though there is a small problem...
Eris raises an eyebrow. "Hah? Who's this? She's..." As expected, the first thing she noticed is Emilia's appearance. Though she doesn't linger on it too much, my fiancee is not a judgmental person.
Emilia doesn't even introduce herse...
2023-12-27 01:58:25 +0000 UTC
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"Ah... Just how much did I sleep?" I'm guessing it was way too much, but in my defense... who cares? "I probably shouldn't continue with this attitude, it's gonna corrupt me." Since when did Rin Tohsaka become so damn lazy?
I have always had difficulty waking up, even when I was a young high school girl, but back then I at least had the decency to setup an alarm clock... Sleeping past midday was but a impossible dream I carried.
And now I'm casually fulfilling that dream. "I sho...
2023-12-26 17:23:47 +0000 UTC
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"By my side...!" I hesitate and so I don't truly call them, it's just for a second, but Hideaki Emiya's body and soul forget that person. It's an unusually cruel thing to do, even if I can't be blamed for it, and such a cruel thing might... should cost my life.
The dog's bite sinks deeper, soon enough I will meet my end, because my love and trust for that person just wasn't enough. In fact, I can't even recall their name, the victor made the mistake of forgetting his sword.
None...
2023-12-26 01:41:33 +0000 UTC
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A cursed face.
There is no doubt that with such a face no love can be born, but a face chances easily. Dark eyes, bright eyes, a big nose, a small nose, a big mouth, a small mouth. There are so many things that can be changed, so why...?
Love. That's the face he saved.
Even though no one stopped for me, even though no one helped that small unimportant thing, Hideaki Emiya was the exception. It was probably because of her face, it was definitely because of that face, it m...
2023-12-25 19:45:26 +0000 UTC
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"Ah...! Why am I stupid!?" I can't help, but scream out in frustration as we are pursued. As expected, once the shock of my revelation ran out, I became silver haired elf prey again, Frieren running... flying behind me.
Thankfully she's the only one. I do not know what happened to Fern, but I assume Bukororii is involded considering he isn't chasing me as well. MMT is probably chasing me, but she was running moments ago, and she isn't exactly known for her stamina so...
The only...
2023-12-23 17:05:13 +0000 UTC
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"Okay...! Let's start the bloodbath!" A cheerful voice reaches my ears, and immediately my spine feels a chill of fear. It's obvious why, that exclamation isn't exactly friendly after all, and most importantly...
Where am I? I was just sleeping on Yunyun's house, since I had just arrived at the village of the Gumins and now... I found myself in this strange place. It's like I'm underwater...? But also in a castle...? To be honest it looks like a lazy RPG dungeon.
And I'm surroun...
2023-12-21 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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"Undo whatever you have done! Now!" As we reach the pillar, we are greeted by the sight of Frieren scolding a male Gumin who I assume is Bukororii. It seems only the two of them and Fern are here... Does that mean we got here before anyone else, or that no one cares? You never know with Gumins...
The nutjob protests. "T-there's no need to be jealous! Harems are totally cool nowadays!" Hah? Did a development straight out of my nightmares happen while I wasn't looking? I'll have you know...
2023-12-20 14:25:07 +0000 UTC
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"Well, Megumin I believe I made things pretty clear." Yuiyui slowly gets up, freeing my body. "I made Komekko go out so she could avoid this, but you're old enough to understand what a divorce is." Oi, aren't you too in control of your emotions!?
A second ago you were bawling in my chest about loving me, but now you're calmly drying your tears while casually explaining the situation to your daughter... You should be explaining it to me instead! I'm super lost!
Megumin's lips are...
2023-12-19 18:55:21 +0000 UTC
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"Isn't our little village wonderful Subaru? It's the type of place a man could settle down and build a family, don't you think?" Mamagumin asks me with a smile. To be honest... building a family here sounds like a nightmare.
Sure the Crimson Demons are all perfect little angels that need to be cherished and protected, but they're also very high energy, too high energy even. I have a feeling that I would go insane if I lived in here.
Megumin sputters, I guess she's too shy to eve...
2023-12-10 12:05:06 +0000 UTC
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"Isn't this pose a bit humiliating? Then again, I guess for a loser like him, it's fitting." Right now I'm staring at the statue made of my past self, Belzerg's legendary hero... Himmel. The man who died protecting the Crimson Demons.
And the way they thanked him was by making a pose of him sending someone a kiss. Seriously, it's pathetic... Couldn't he just have been serenely holding a sword with a smile or something? I guess at least the statue is in good condition, that has to count...
2023-12-09 21:03:18 +0000 UTC
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"I'm going to strangle you Aqua." I open my eyes to find myself in front of a clear field. I think. It's night right now, so I can't see a goddamn thing. "You chose the worst time to be yourself..." Wolbach hasn't even had time to prepare our teleportation circles to go back home...
Suddenly I'm hugged from behind. "Don't speak like that! This will be fun!" Even though I can barely see, her voice gives the game away. The useless goddess is the one hugging me, she probably found me usin...
2023-12-09 10:53:56 +0000 UTC
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"The Crimson Demons are going to be wiped out Megumin! That's why I need you to forget about being a delinquent for a moment!" Her face then becomes as red as her eyes. "You see, I need to have Kazuma's..." Oh, so this involves him?
Yunyun suddenly steals a glance at me, I worry that she will pass out again... this would be her fourth time... but she has seemingly built up resistance. "I need nothing. I guess our race is gone forever Megumin." Oi! Don't just give up!
No, but ser...
2023-12-08 12:32:50 +0000 UTC
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"I've finally found you!" A sudden Megumin blue edition points at me. That is to say, we stumbled onto Lara in the way back. "Subaru Natsuki, we need to talk!" This is a horrible time for that though.
And therefore a variety of reasons for that. First is that I'm carrying the original Megumin with the power of a piggyback. We need to take her to Aqua so the priestess can check on her... She passed out after all, and her hair became white.
According to Darkness, her losing the ab...
2023-12-07 19:18:31 +0000 UTC
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"Hey Megumin... can we talk?" I'm currently knocking on her door. To be honest, I'm scared of having this conversation, and I wanted to leave it for another day, but... she's starting to miss school, and that isn't good.
I can hear her angelic voice from the inside. "Unless you are here to deliver Chomusuke back to me, we may not." She's blaming me for what happened to her cat!? It was her cat's fault! Sort of... It's complicated.
Aqua groans and interjects. "C'mon Megumin! We d...
2023-12-07 13:24:57 +0000 UTC
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"Hey buddy!" Ah, I'm here again. Back in that white void, where I lack a body. "Oh, you lucky dog you! You definitely changed, my man!" And if I'm here, he is too course. The supposed Human God.
He waves me off. "Oh, you can just call me Man-God, or Hitogami, or Master of Sex, anything you want really!" What's with the last one!? Also, apparently this guy can read my mind while I'm here...
I scowl, or at least I try to. I have no body after all. "So do you need something? My lif...
2023-12-06 14:57:22 +0000 UTC
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"I-I won't waste this opportunity Mister Natsuki! I swear!" Right now my poor self is being forced to hear Otto's rambling. "I'm not a failure! I'm not!" And he's crying... I'm never gonna go out drinking again.
You see, after our little business meeting, we all had a massive headache, so we decided that the obvious solution was going to a bar and drinking until it went away. We even dragged Banana with us... somehow.
However, this decision of ours was foolish. Mostly because my...
2023-12-06 00:22:46 +0000 UTC
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"So you're Kazuma Satou huh...?" The Banana makes a disgusted face, like she's seeing me... or another thing that she despises. "You're a NEET aren't you? You're definitely one." Who are you to talk!?
Though I can kind of get where she's coming from... That's because right now Kazuma really does look like absolute trash. He has dark circles under his eyes, his skin is pale, and his hair is messy...
In summary he looks like I did yesterday, except for some reason Nanahoshi commen...
2023-12-05 12:53:22 +0000 UTC
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"Um... where did your teacher go? And she dragged people with her too..." More specifically Eris and Wolbach. Thankfully Darkness stayed and resisted whatever temptations the elf used, she's surprisingly serious about being a bodyguard after all.
Fern shrugs, she seems to have washed her hands off the situation. "I don't know... My master will go crazy sometimes." Cute. Silver haired elf girls are even cuter when they're crazy. And she should be crazy for me... if the world wasn't so u...
2023-12-05 01:42:14 +0000 UTC
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"Philip, this is my son, I brought him along with me this time." Flugel needs to start learning about travel, specially if he continues with his idea of eventually finding Roxy... If Zenith even lets him of course.
My wife has basically swore eternal vengeance against the young looking woman. And as for me? I was pretty pissed at the moment, but if Flugel still wants to pursue her once he becomes an adult...? Then that's his decision to make.
By the way, in the end it was agreed...
2023-12-04 09:23:50 +0000 UTC
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