"The one you're going to be teaching is him!" Miss Zenith motions to the toddler she's carrying. "My son is a little prodigy you know!" The boy blushes bright red, seemingly embarassed at receiving such compliments.
So they want me to teach a toddler? That's so... urgh. By instinct I glare at the child, it seems I wasted my time by coming here... For some reason though, I feel my body tremble just the slightest bit.
Weirdly enough, my second thought is about how cute the kid is....
2023-12-04 00:30:35 +0000 UTC
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"Um... So I want this girl to be my second wife. Yeah." I motion to a shy looking Wolbach. To my great surprise she didn't immediately kill me, instead she decided to have a talk with my fiancee.
Eris eyes roam over us, first to a dead looking Megumin, then to me, and then finally to my maybe new wife. My heart stops once she scowls. "I don't like her, she doesn't get the pass." Wolbach immediately gasps.
The Dark Goddess raises her hands, trying to object to her fate. "Excuse m...
2023-12-02 22:07:44 +0000 UTC
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"So, anything interesting happen today Sylphie?" I question my favorite elf... Well, it's not like I know many elves anyways. I can't help, but feel that they have to be fairly rare, it makes me wonder why...
Rudeus sighs, he's mad at me. "You don't have to answer him Sylphie." He then glares at me. "And don't you call my girlfriend by her nickname. Even saying her name is too much for you." Geez, what bit you? Certainly not Eris. At least not anymore.
Well, I can understand why...
2023-12-01 22:58:34 +0000 UTC
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"That was great Subaru! You're getting freakishly strong recently..." Eris compliments me after knocking me on my ass, what a perfect fiancee she is. By the way, we are training as usual.
We don't exactly have a giant dojo anymore, but funnily enough, the Magical Academy of Ranoa does teach swordsmanship, and so they have places for students to train. They even have an Advanced-Ranked swordsman... But Eris is a better teacher than him, or at least she understands the art more than him....
2023-11-30 23:35:21 +0000 UTC
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"So... Does Arie-, Lady Ariel need anything in specific?" I ask Fitz as we walk. I should probably address the Princess with the extra lady thing, I have no idea how I'm supposed to behave around royalty though... Maybe I should be saying your majesty or something?
The elf shakes her head. "Um... Not really. I think... she just wants to chat with you." Well, I do have to tell her about my engagement. "By the way... You don't need to bring your bodyguard with you. Luke and I are more th...
2023-11-30 12:24:04 +0000 UTC
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As usual, Zanoba, Rudeus, Nanahosh, Megumin and I all sit together. It's almost time for another day of learning! And to be honest I'm really looking forward to it, because it will at least be tranquil and serene.
Basically I'm glad to have a break from Aqua. Oh, and if you're wondering about her other party member, my bodyguard, she's waiting outside. I actually invited her to enter the classroom with me, but she said she would prefer the humiliation. Please change and grow as a perso...
2023-11-29 00:52:22 +0000 UTC
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"Mayonnaise again!?" The red head that has been following us aroung instinctively screams out in frustration. "Do you guys eat anything else!?" Her yellow, catlike eyes are looking at the food with frustration.
To be honest... I completely agree with her. It's not like I have anything against mayonnaise of course, but... my teacher truly does put in everything if given the chance. And considering her final days will be upon us soon... I'm letting her indulge herself.
Maybe then ...
2023-11-28 17:54:35 +0000 UTC
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"You're totally lost aren't you? Man, come on this isn't that hard." Shut up Rudeus, I won't take any insults from you of all people. "I guess it's your past as a NEET appearing, you can't navigate for shit." You were a NEET too!
I point at him, anger clear on my face. "Shut past fatass!" I actually don't have anything against fat people, but I do enjoy insulting Rudeus. "Of course I got lost, I'm in the middle of a random ass forest!" Ah, I just want to get to Lugunica already...
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2023-11-28 04:58:23 +0000 UTC
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I immediately crouch and start checking Nanahoshi. "H-hey...? Come on...!" Why did she suddenly pass out!? She doesn't seem to be sick! Either way, I should definitely take her to a healer, just to be safe.
Ah, what a horrible time to not have Aqua around! But I wanted to talk with Nanahoshi alone, mostly because I'm scared of telling my soulmates that I'm now engaged to Eris... I imagine some won't care, but the Goddess of Water did try to drown the city that one time.
Suddenl...
2023-11-28 01:24:15 +0000 UTC
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Our eyes meet, a shock runs through my body. "Subaru Natsuki..." I haven't seen him in years, and now to think I would just stumble onto him in a convenience store. I guess the world can just be weird sometimes.
Immediately after I say his name, I instinctively flinch. I should have just ignored him, I don't want the eyes of the precious baby boy of Kenichi Natsuki on me. He doesn't look like he has changed at all after all.
Scary eyes. He has scary delinquent looking eyes, and....
2023-11-27 05:25:21 +0000 UTC
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"Darkness, can you wait a moment outside?" Eris motions to the knight. Now that we are in my dorm room she wants to be alone for some reason... Knowing Eris, it might be some sort of sex related matter.
Honestly, I'm too tired for it. After attenting classes I also did a bit of training with the red haired swordswoman, so it goes without saying that I'm beat. If nothing else, my stamina has gone up like crazy in this isekai land.
Darkness smiles. "I don't mind giving you two a m...
2023-11-27 00:05:00 +0000 UTC
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"Well, this class is emptier than I expected..." As soon as I enter, I notice just how... little people there are here. That's natural I suppose, Special Students are called special for a reason after all.
I still find it weird how they put all of us in one class for homeroom, ignoring our age completely. I mean, from what I know only I, Megumin and Rudeus are first years, and yet there are more people here.
Megumin shrugs. "Honestly, I ...
2023-11-26 12:33:39 +0000 UTC
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"Today is the day...!" Megumin excitedly exclaims while eating her breakfast, she looks like a child who has just got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas. "I finally get the opportunity to show my superiority to even more people!" I fear the day your chuuni complex ends and you fall back down to reality.
Still, I raise a very, very tired eyebrow. "What do you mean...? Is today some important date?" If if then my brain is simply too damn tired to remember.
...
2023-11-25 10:17:25 +0000 UTC
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"Nina, get that one before he-," In a flash the monster is cut in half, the sickening sound of flesh being teared apart reaches my ears. "Screams for help..." I... These quests really have been enlightening.
I always knew my party members were incompetent of course. I mean, seriously? A mage who can only cast one AoE spell and then becomes useless? A crusader who can only defend, not attack? A healer who... well technically Aqua is an amazing healer.
...
2023-11-24 17:52:13 +0000 UTC
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"Why did you bring people here? This was supposed to be a talk between us two." I'm pretty sure Quagmire was supposed to be involved as well though. "Also who's the blue haired woman?" As expected this Banana is glaring at me.
I think. It's hard to tell since she's wearing a mask and all... It's strange, because the last time I went into her room, she removed it without hesitation. Maybe Darkness and Aqua are making her uncomfortable... It can't be helped though.
2023-11-24 10:23:26 +0000 UTC
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"So we should probably talk about where we all are gonna be staying..." Lancel's house was already crammed before, but now we have way more people here. There's me, Kazuma, Darkness, Aqua, Megumin, Eris, Nina and the house owner himself of course... There's no way eight people can live in this house.
Aqua raises a hand. "Let me sleep with you Subaru!" That would be troublesome, considering you're not my girlfriend and all. I doubt Eris is gonna be okay with sharing...
2023-11-24 03:27:26 +0000 UTC
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"And so the defenses around him get even bigger..." Oh, please don't tell me you're talking about Subaru Natsuki again. "It will be hard to kidnap him if he's constantly being followed around by a modern legend." Yep, this princess is talking about her weird love again.
For a few moments I had actual hoped she had genuine student council business to discuss, and that's why she had brought us to our room. But nope, it's about that man again... Can't we discuss about...
2023-11-24 03:24:55 +0000 UTC
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"Come to me Chomusuke!" Megumin basically kicks the door open, something that would be very dangerous should the cat be close to it. But this is Megumin so it's only natural she didn't really think about it.
A... something that is definitely not a normal cat quickly runs to Megumin's side. I'm assuming that's Chomusuke... and while she isn't exactly monstrous, she's not what one would expect. For example, she has little wings... Basically she is an adorable little ...
2023-11-24 03:22:55 +0000 UTC
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"Why... why is it that you guys are causing trouble when you're not even part of the school?" Right now the principal of the school is giving us a confused look. I don't even think he's mad, just flabbergasted.
I raise a hand. "W-well, I was thinking about joining the school..." Which might not be possible anymore, since I made their demon king teacher quit. Ah, Nanahoshi is gonna be so pissed off at me.
Megumin raises an eyebrow. "Why.....
2023-11-24 03:20:49 +0000 UTC
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"Nice to meet ya! My name is Flugel...! Conqueror of the stars!" A yellow eyed boy greets me, as soon as our eyes meet, a shock runs through my body. Is this some kind of attack...? No, I don't think so.
I nod. "My name is Frieren, it's nice to meet you too." Now it's time I ask him about what I really came here for. "Excuse me, but do you know where Reid Astrea is? I have important matters to discuss with him..." To think another Heavenly Blade would be born... Hi...
2023-11-24 03:14:38 +0000 UTC
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"Come out Ariel... We are worried about you." I knock on the door to the student council's room yet again. Honestly my heart is beating out of my cheast, and I'm sweating cold... I have never seen her act like this.
She responds between sobs. "No! Leave me alone already Luke!" There's no way I can leave you alone! I'm your bodyguard after all... and your friend, and you're clearly in no state to be alone. Damn it, I wanna kill that bastard Subaru Natsuki!
2023-11-24 03:02:45 +0000 UTC
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"Excuse me, have you seen a short black haired girl?" Right now Darkness is questioning the students of the academy. "She's a crimson demon, and as one would expect she has red eyes..." That's such a cool sounding name.
The student sighs. "Yeah, I've seen her... She was walking around with Badigadi, I don't know what she wanted with him though." He then shudders. "Please don't tell me a crimson demon is about to join the school... The Quagmire is already scary enou...
2023-11-24 03:00:32 +0000 UTC
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"Ah, thanks for the food...?" For some reason Lancel hands Darkness a empty plate. It also doesn't help that he's glaring at the girl like she's satan herself... Actually, he's not glaring at her, he is glaring at a pendant around her neck.
The pendant must be important in some way, because even though Darkness completely changed into Eris' clothes due to the pee accident, she did keep that. It also looks super ornate.
I send the priest ...
2023-11-24 02:46:34 +0000 UTC
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"So that's pretty much all that happened..." I'm currently disclosing the events of my day to Eris and Nina. And yes that includes my talk with Nanahoshi, and the revelations about Rudeus' origin.
I understand it's probably something personal to him, but I don't want to keep something like that as a secret from my friends. I already regret not confessing about the soulmate stuff earlier after all...
That said, I didn't tell Eris that Ari...
2023-11-24 02:43:24 +0000 UTC
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"So... where are we going Nanahoshi?" It feels like we are just aimlessly wandering around the academy. Well, it's not like I'm against spending time with her, but I bet this banana holds... less than great opinions of me.
It's also sort of weird how she walks around with a mask. Honestly, I don't understand why she uses one in the first place... Maybe she's trying to live her chuuni fantasies? I suppose I can't judge.
She responds with ...
2023-11-24 02:41:46 +0000 UTC
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"This place is a stupid maze...!" I'm definitely super lost. I guess I underestimated just how confusing the layout of the magical academy would be, it's certainly no Hogwarts with flying stairs and stuff, but it's also much bigger than any othet school I have ever seen.
And the worst part is that I'm not even supposed to be here in the first place, Eris made it very clear that while she was questing with Nina, I should stay at home for my own safety. I however, am...
2023-11-24 02:34:21 +0000 UTC
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"We should probably talk..." I send Eris a serious look. Now that the road is clear, I won't hesitate. "First of all, I love you." I'm a man who says that without hesitation! Ah, my dad would probably laugh at me for falling so easily for a woman.
She blushes and looks down. "I love you too...!" Ah, my heart just exploded. Her words certainly do a nice job at killing the guilt I feel towards Rudeus... Sorry, but I'll be a selfish man and take Eris.
2023-11-24 02:32:16 +0000 UTC
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Rudeus, or who I am assuming is Rudeus just stares at us in silence for a moment. His face shifts through many expressions, first it's confusion, then it's happiness, then it's anger, then it's sadness, and then it's... fear? His body is shaking.
Since no one is speaking up, I do. "Sorry, I forced her!" That's right, I committed a massive error, so now I need to pay the price. "I... It's my fault, so blast me with magic or whatever." Please don't...!
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2023-11-24 02:29:08 +0000 UTC
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"Eris... not that I don't appreciate this, but my will has been broken, and therefore I must ask... Just what are you doing?" She's clinging to me like crazy, which is making it harder to walk. Also it's making harder to not have an heart attack.
She looks around us with a serious expression, but she never releases her grip on me. "Scanning for threats! You never know what kind of assassin could be hanging around..." What am I!? A Game of Thrones character!?
...
2023-11-24 02:27:09 +0000 UTC
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Now that I'm alive again, there's only one way I could ever react. "Eris pads her chest!?" I'm certain that this is what Aqua was trying to communicate. Sorry Miss Goddess of Fortune, but you took to long to take me out of the shadow realm.
Suddenly a weight that was on my stomach, isn't there anymore. That's because Eris, the War Goddess, not the Goddess of Fortune, has taken her head off me. You see, I think she was crying over my poor dead body.
2023-11-24 02:24:48 +0000 UTC
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