FakeKing

Update, and a poll, and stuff.

Hey, just here to talk about some quick stuff.

First of all, Adventure Awaits and Chuunige are fine, I'll update them around Monday as I said before. So don't worry, this isn't some hiatus announcement.

Now onto the stuff I want to talk about. First of all, I made a Su■scr■be St■r page. I won't link it here yet, seeing as I'm still trying to get it approved, but I feel I should mention it and explain its existence. I made it solely because Patreon scares me. That's all.

100 Catfighters 12

Chapter 12

100 Catfighters 11

Chapter eleven.

100 Catfighters 10

I've said this in a repost, but I'll put it here again for the people haven't seen it. I'll be posting things in PDF now to avoid certain troubles. Hopefully that isn't too annoying.

So here's chapter 10!

Catifighters 5 & 9

More death beams, you know the deal at this point...

Anyways, here are the PDF's. Honestly, I think I might start skipping the hastle and upload all chapters as PDF from now on.

100 Catfighters 8

AN: This is a repost because the original one got hit with a death beam. Normally I would just repost this as a pdf (or maybe not repost it at all, seeing as this chapter is available for everyone on qq). but I want to test something. I think the og chapter was banned due to the use of a certain word that starts with K, presumably because a AI found it and immediately murdered the chapter for it. I assume this, because the chapter where actual eroge stuff happened is still up just fine...

100 Catfighters 07

"Soulmates huh… Sounds freaky." It was.

But it was a good type of freaky. "So… um… do you believe us, Hu Tao?" I really hoped she did.

Zhongli, Ganyu, and I had just explained to her what a Soulmate was, and that we were now bonded. However, there was always the chance that she called us a liar and a bunch of creeps and then stormed off. I was hoping that wouldn't be the case though.

Hu Tao put a hand on her chest. "Do I believe in you…? It feels like there's a fl...

100 Catfighters 06

"So, what's the plan for today?"

Yanfei let out a long sigh. "I need to go to work, especially since I skipped it yesterday." She looked like she was about to fall asleep at any moment. "Ugh, I really wish I could spend the entire day without leaving my bed."

I winced. "Sorry for last night…" I wasn't an idiot, I knew exactly why she felt as tired as she did.

Yanfei tilted her head, confused. "Why are you apologizing? Last night was… um… pretty nice." She then silen...

100 Catfighters 04

"Prophesied hero?" Yanfei became quite confused at the way I suddenly started acting.

I know I shouldn't have shouted like that just now, but I couldn't help myself. I mean, I just learned that maybe I hadn't wasted my entire childhood. The road in front of me was a strange one, so strange that for a time I couldn't even see it, but there was a road.

Before I started talking of prophecy though, I needed to deal with this other mess. "I'll explain later, Yanfei, but for now…" I...

100 Catfighters 03

Before we left, Yanfei had one more thing she needed to do.

And that thing was called apologizing. "I am so sorry for my earlier behavior. There is no excuse for it." She was bowing towards Katheryne.

Who didn't seem bothered at all. "It's fine, I deal with things like these at least twice a day." Being the receptionist of the Adventurers' Guild might be the scariest job in all of the nations. "So, you're gonna pay back for the jade, Miss Yanfei?" Seriously, she went back into w...

100 Catfighters 02

"I… I might need one now." Those words involuntarily left my lips.

What had I broken just now!? How expensive would it be!? According to the laws of the guild, unless I could prove that what happened was an unfortunate accident that could not be prevented, I would have to reimburse whatever I had just broken.

It's true that the box had broken due to an accident of course, but I doubt telling them my story would be enough. And even if the guild believed me, they would probably ...

100 Catfighters 01

Seven Archons. In one room stood seven Archons. It was a meeting of legends, one that would decide the fate of the world.

Barbatos, Venti, the god of freedom. Typically he would not intervene in the affairs of others, truly trying to live up to his name. However, this incident was so gigantic that he was simply left with no choice.

Rex Lapis, Zhongli, the god of contracts. He too had no desire to be here, especially since he was supposed to be dead and retire. Nonetheless, this ...

My Life Turned Into A Chuunige VN 18

Kirei Kotomine, a priest and the mediator of this Holy Grail War.

Shinsuke Yamaguchi was sure the bastard was evil. Firstly he had come to this conclusion solely due to a lack of trust in the church. Then he had come to the conclusion that the priest was up to no good because his existence had interrupted Shinsuke’s amazing date with multiple girls… even though coming to see the priest had always been their original goals anyways.

And now… now that Shinsuke had come face t...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 30

Himmel could feel as his sword sank deeper and deeper into the dragon.

He could also feel as his sword began being pushed away. The Manakete’s transformation wasn’t slow, and as he began to grow, Himmel naturally began being pushed back. Nonetheless, Himmel tried his best to twist his sword in deeper, trying to do as much damage as possible.

He didn’t know if he would be able to cut the monster at all once his transformation was complete, so this opportunity was one that c...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 29

“A banquet…?” Himmel tilted his head, he had never been more confused. “Are you seriously inviting us for something like that?”

It was insane. Himmel understood that dragons were not mindless beasts of course, but he also understood that they were very much humanity’s greatest enemy. At least that was the case in Archanea, where many human countries had been conquered by dragons.

The unknown dragon nodded. “I don’t see why not. I’m curious about how you all cam...

Chuunige VN 17

Chapter 17 of Chuunige was killed by our overlords, presumably because they couldn't handle Shinsuke being Shinsuke or Illya existing. So I will try to upload the PDF instead.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 28

Himmel had a conundrum to face.

He couldn’t exactly ignore the voices in his head, because even if they were harmless right now, that could change in the future. And, possibly due to his past-life as a modern man, he didn’t think he could just… tough it all out like some action movie hero. His brain was apparently wired differently from other people, and he would just need to accept that.

However, he also really didn’t want to talk about it in front of Deirdre and Julia....

My Life Turned Into A Chuunige VN 16

“Senpai, you’re okay!” Sakura ran up to Shirou, engulfing him in a hug.

At that moment, Shinsuke wondered if Saber would get mad at him if he ordered Archer to fill the Fake Janitor with holes. Naturally, in such a situation he was one hundred percent sure Nobunaga would approve, so he didn’t even bother thinking about her.

Well, in the end he decided to not off Shirou. Mostly because he had his own welcoming ritual in store. 

That welcoming ritual would come...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 27

“So, what’s the plan for today?” Alm questioned, sitting down next to her.

Clair had noticed that a certain… hierarchy of sorts had been formed between their little group, one where Himmel was their leader, and failing that, she herself always took charge. Perhaps it was due to her noble blood? She did not know, but she did not mind the position either.

“I shall simply explore the city for now. What you do is up to you.” She needed to find a job of some kind, though ...

My Life Turned Into A Chuunige VN 15

When someone watched a story, they rarely worried about what would happen after the antagonist fell, but Shinsuke Yamaguchi was forced into thinking about it as Gilgamesh’s slowly disintegrating body fell to the ground.

Would Rin and her cool, super hot Servant attack them? Would Medea and her penis removing ways once again become an enemy? Would his cool shiny sword that he was currently sacrificing his palms for disappear into nothingness?

And Shinsuke Yamaguchi was not the ...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 26

“Not too shabby of a place, huh?” Himmel was actually pretty proud of himself.

He had been scared that his whole group of brats would have been forced into accepting some kind of shady inn, but he managed to find a place that was actually pretty good, all things considered. 

Maybe it had been easy due to his and Clair’s outfits. As fucked as it was, looking like you had a lot of money helped a lot in this world… and any world really.

Alm nodded to himself, lo...

My Life Turned Into A Chuunige VN 14

Three Servants. Three Heroic Spirits.

Medea of Colchis. She was one of the most famous magic users in all of myth. Standing right behind Morgan Le Fay when it came to the definition of what it meant to be a witch. As one of the Argonauts, she was also immensely experienced when it came to fighting side-by-side with other heroes.

King Arthur. The once and future king, the one with the essence of a dragon, the one who carried quite possibly the most famous sword in history. Just w...

Fire Emblem Protagonist 29

After this battle was over, the White Whale would probably look like a giant pincushion.

Normally, Crusch would have ordered all of her mages to blast the beast with fire, and the same thing applied to her cannons. Now however, most mages were attacking with ice instead, and her cannons had been loaded with Earth crystals.

And so, as their “artillery” stepped forward, many pikes of ice and earth were fired at the beast.

And that wasn’t all. One single cannon was aim...

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“It will be a difficult battle, are you truly ready, Heitor?”

“As ready as I will ever be…” He looked around. “Though if you’re asking that question, we should be approaching the White Whale, right?”

Currently both him, Crusch, and Wilhelm were in an open carriage. It made it easy to watch for their surroundings, though the fact that night had fallen did leave him a bit worried. At least that shouldn’t matter too much for Priscilla who was in a carriage way fur...

Fire Emblem Protagonist 27

“Heeeey there… So about that harem…”

“I hope one day you fall onto the embrace of the Witch of Envy.”

The first thing Priscilla saw once she woke was the cocky face of her husband, so of course she already started the day by cursing his existence. As Heitor had expected, the… orgasm spell that she had casted upon herself by being a big loser had more or less disappeared after she slept.

That didn’t mean he couldn’t tease her about it. “I wasn’t reall...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 13

“I literally don’t know who you are though!?” 

It was a strange feeling, to have someone unknown come and basically declare he wanted to torture Shinsuke to death. Naturally, Shinsuke wasn’t really happy about such a decision.

Not that the golden man seemed to care. “It doesn’t matter whether you know me or not. What matters is that you have stolen from me, and you will pay for that.”

Surprisingly, the one who answered was not Shinsuke. “My, oh my, Yo...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 25

Himmel was being interrogated.

Well, maybe interrogated was too strong of a word, what was actually happening was far less scary. Some soldiers were just asking him some questions and making sure he wasn’t secretly some continental travelling terrorist or whatever. Which was normal.

Maybe Himmel would have raised some eyebrows if he was the only one to be questioned like this, but that wasn’t the case. Kliff and Clair had gone before him, and the rest of his friends would go...

Fire Emblem Protagonist 26

Heitor felt incredibly tired.

As it turns out, he couldn’t just drop information about such an amazing ability and then just expect everybody to accept it. So Crusch had used quite a bit of time to ask him about the ins and outs of his ability. Ins and outs that he couldn’t answer, since he had never used it before.

And he couldn’t use it right now, since it was only usable during a battle.

Which brought up the question, what counted as a battle in the first place? ...

Fire Emblem Protagonist 25

Crusch actually owned a mansion in the capital.

It came off as a surprise to Heitor, but it probably shouldn't have. Crusch Karsten was a Duchess after all, one of the kingdom's most important nobles. It was only natural she would own such crazy things.

The carriage that had taken them there finally stopped. Al had been the one driving it, but the one to open its door was another face. Even if that was face was also familiar.

"Hello, nyah!" Felix, Crusch's chosen knight.<...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 24

After all that had happened, Himmel shouldn’t have been surprised when Deirdre asked to talk with him privately.

He didn’t even know why he had accepted such an offer. There was a chance that his mother was just trying to trick everyone to get a chance to stab Himmel in the gut after all. Wouldn’t should never doubt the scheming ability of a woman who had betrayed her husband and friends and turned them into charcoal. 

Nonetheless, he had foolishly accepted her reques...