Kevin the Bored

37 Just In Case You Were Forgetting Who I Am :)

April 14th, 13:00

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Streaks of midday sun shine through the open windows, lighting up a nice living room, one that clearly belongs to a middle-upper-class family. There are a couple of paintings on the warm brown walls, a podium with some vase that's probably impressive to people who know vases.

Jester doesn't know vases. She's not even really sure if it's etymologically supposed to be pronounced like vaaz or vays. Probably vaaz, that soun...

36 Taylor Really is Absurd if You Think About it. The Balls on That Girl.

April 13th, 11:00

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Humming to herself as she pulls into her garage, Mary parks her bike, dismounts and starts skipping to the door, not slowing down at all even as she hangs the bike's keys up on the wall alongside a dozen other sets of keys.

When the door to the house opens, she is greeted by the sight of a massive open space full of fancy decorations that she ignores in favour of the lioness that immediately rushes her.

It's with ...

2 Moving Out

"Kyo! Can you go fetch your brother please!"

Kyoka Jiro looks up from her phone where she had been browsing a music forum, reading about a concert happening in a few days, to look at her mother. She takes a moment to register her mum's words before letting out a groan.

"Hai~," she mutters as she gets to her feet and starts walking for the stairs.

Her lazy brother is probably sleeping in again, otherwise he should have heard that breakfast was ready.

Getting to his room...

35 Canon Times!

April 11th, 00:30

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Flying through the sky under another's power isn't actually nearly as enjoyable an experience as she plays it out to be.

It's not that the flying itself isn't fun, because it certainly is, but there is a certain disconnect between herself and the gifted flight power compared to her actual power. Plus there's the knowledge that the flight will wear off whether you want it to or not.

Still, as Falcone she has to put...

1 HxH Pilot (Commission)

Nobody likes being woken up, I feel like that's a pretty universal truth.

I mean, not only is sleep nice and comfortable, but it's also the only time you can have dreams filled with busty women giving you all sorts of attention.

So I feel like it's a fair reaction on my part to punch the asshole that woke me up right in the face.

I can't even feel satisfied with the crunch of cartilage under my knuckles because I'm too busy futilely attempting to hold onto the sweet dreams I...

Some art I drew

Isn't it cool? Made it in paint with my laptop's touch pad =D

34 Interlude: A Healer's Remedy

Brockton Bay General Hospital

18:00, January 3rd, 2011

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"As always, thank you for your work, Panacea. Have a good night."

Amy very carefully does not roll her eyes at the nurses platitudes, even when she returns a tired and almost entirely fake smile while giving her thanks and returning the well wishes.

Some days it feels like she's acting in a shitty movie or something, that the only thing that's real about ...

33 Interlude: A Canary's Lament

Lehigh County Parahuman Holding Facility, Pennsylvania

11:30, October 31st, 2010

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Paige Mcabee, better known by her stage name Bad Canary, or just Canary for short perks up when she hears the familiar tune of her song, Without Whisper, faintly enter her hearing, muffled though it is through her thick cell door.

For the past ten months she's been left with nothing at all to do, locked away in this steel coffin with a...

32 Interlude: A Jack's Job is Never Done

Salt Lake City, Utah

March 9th, 2010

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Swerving around yet another chunk of broken road, Jack's sleek, high-tech motorbike purrs as she brings it to a stop, still a short distance from entering the city proper.

It's not something she didn't expect coming here, she thinks to herself while dismounting. The city was recently the victim of an Endbringer attack, just two days ago for that matter. She doesn't bother to rem...

31 Interlude: Thoughts of a Businessman

Queens, New York

February 26th, 2010

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Uppercrust is a businessman.

He has been a businessman for a long time now, since before parahumans were even a thing.

The first parahuman, Scion, first appeared in 1982, almost 30 years ago. Uppercrust graduated from Caltech in 1971 and has been rather successful in his business ventures since.

Now, when parahumans first started appearing, the world changed. That mu...

30 Booze and Sex

December 14th

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"To freedom!!"

"Cheers!"

Mary lets out a laugh as the others join her in cheer, smacking their glasses against her own, spilling plenty of their holy liquid, before they are silenced as they all simultaneously start chugging at their pints together.

With an exaggerated exhale, Mary slams her class back on the table, smirking in pride at having been the first to finish downing their drink.

Today is the day ...

29 The Good Guys Always Win... Right?

The sight of Assault cold clocking Rock is one that Mary finds incredibly cathartic after the asshole pancaked her against the wall.

But they aren't done yet, so this is no time to be getting distracted. A thought that is proven correct when she hears the faint sound of movement coming from the office clouded in dust on the other side of the building.

"Eyes up," she says indicating to where Circus was launched, having noticed that none of her allies are as perceptive as her.

2 Justice Has Arrived!!!

With the immediate assessments out of the way, Sebastian now has to focus on the next step; gaining a better understanding of his wider surroundings and finding somewhere to make a temporary base of operations.

Only once he has an area secured against divination and protected against potential hunters, can he take his armour off to do a more thorough examination of his self. After that, he will need some time to acclimate to the new world around him, and then he can start searching for ...

1 The Paladin of Pure Silver

"Ah.. I am not going to make it."

Standing on a small field of grass, Sebastian, also known to all the Worlds of YGGDRASIL as Touch Me lets out a sigh and plops himself on the ground, sitting cross legged.

Touch Me is a Paladin clad in shining platinum white armour, wearing a helm with an insectoid design, and a chest piece that has a huge sapphire embedded in the middle of his chest; the armour itself seems to radiate a pure and divine light. He is also adorned with a crimson-red...

28 Some More Fighting, I Guess.

"Go secure the gunmen," Mary quietly orders the troopers around her, never taking her eyes off of Rock's mutated form.

As the normals rapidly turn to follow her order, smartly understanding when they are outmatched, the Heroes present don't stand on ceremony.

The fight starts in earnest with Dauntless thrusting his Arclance down on Rock, sending a bolt of pure white lighting striking down on him. At the same time, Miss Militia's power forms into an anti-material rifle at Mary's si...

-TEST- Directions

5 Wandering For A Chance Encounter

"You're strong."

Dashing forward, Lusia slides under another rapid swing of the Cloud Lion, ignoring as the blow shatters the earth behind her in favour of flipping her feet back under her and launching herself over the beast's back.

A single swing of her sword is enough to cut the Beast in half, but in exchange it leaves her open to a strike by another Lion that sends her crashing through the earth and some trees.

She ignores it. Even as the bark of the centuries o...

4 Getting Dressed Can Be Such A Hassle

The Aides of the Heavenly Emperors cannot help but gape as the being refers to the strongest Heavenly Emperor as a maggot of all things. Even the Heavenly Emperors themselves pause in shock at his words.

After all, when was the last time anyone dared to insult a Heavenly Emperor? Has there ever been such a time?

However, despite their incredulity, none of them dare to make a move to confront this being on his manners, for they can all feel the sheer power radiating o...

1 Audiokinesis in MHA

A/N: Sorry that I haven't written anything in a while, my depression kinda clapped back rather hard so I've been struggling to do much of anything at all. For now, all I got is this one shot.

I don't honestly know if this is good or shit. I wrote it in separate parts with big periods of time between them without really bothering to reread what I wrote, so I can't remember like a third of it.

Either way, the power is based on Screamer from worm, but probably buffed a lot cuz you kn...

27 The Final Boss Has No First Phase

A/N: Didja miss me? ;)

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December 4th, 10:00

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Only a day after capturing Paper and Director Piggot has them moving after the final member of the trio, Rock, bright and early in the morning.

Luckily, unlike most people her age, Mary is a morning person, usually getting up at around six to do some light exercise for an hour. So she wasn't really bothered about Hannah hauling her ...

26 Interlude: Amy Dallon

December 3rd, 21:45

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Sitting down on the street's empty curb, Amy watches the building in boredom with her face held in her hands that themselves are resting on her raised knees.

The street is about as poorly lit as can be expected of Brockton Bay, with most of the lights being out. The only reason her vision is so clear is because of the headlights from the PRT van that are almost bright enough to function as floodlights.

Her siste...

25 The Chain-Quest Advances 2 Electric Boogaloo

Downtown South

December 3rd, 21:15

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Coming to a stop on the roof of a small apartment building, only six floors tall, Mary and Assault both share a look as they wait for Battery, who has a hand up to her ear in communication with Console back at base.

For some reason, Director Piggot insisted that Battery be the main point of contact between the three of them and HQ.

It's Mary's first patrol back on duty since...

24 Don't Trust Strangers

Unknown Location

November 11th, 16:00

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The sound of soft breathing can be heard inside of a large, twelve sided room. Each wall of the room houses a large open arch that serves as a window to a sight most dazzling. The world seems to be that of a painting, an inky, undulating blackness only interspersed with occasional flecks of light and bursts of transient kaleidoscopic light, flickering in and out of sight like tongues...

23 Worthless Chapter

A/N: Hehehe

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New Orleans, Louisiana

November 11th, 13:00

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Leviathan.

Mary didn't get to join the last Endbringer fight, Behemoth, on account of her still being injured from her fight with Lung, so this is the first time she'll be fighting the good fight.

She really wants to go home.

Alas, she has her role to play. People will hardly adore her if she doesn'...

22 I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up, I'm Waking Up,

PRT Building, Downtown

November 9th, 09:15

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Waking up is a slow thing, and Sydney has never been one to rush it.

So as her groggy mind slowly comes to wakefulness, she fights back the urge to open her eyes, and merely promises herself five more minutes, knowing damn well that five minutes will never mean five minutes.

But willing or not, her mind grows more aware, more awake, and she notices some oddities.

21 Soldier of Godrick

Commercial District West

November 8th, 22:45

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"Thank you for teaching me," Mary says, giving a short bow and a graceful smile to the troopers in front of her, the gratitude in her voice making them smile behind their helmets.

After Emma got taken away by the ambulance, and they had cleared Mary for being in good health, another pair of transports arrived to take the criminals away, leaving just Mary, Suzu and Hannah...

20 The Chain-Quest Advances

Commercial District West

November 8th, 20:45

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"-and look at this one!" Suzuya excitedly exclaims, shoving his phone in front of Emma's face, "it took ages to get her to wear a proper kimono, but look how pretty she is!"

Reluctantly, and mostly for a lack of anything else to do, Emma looks at the picture. It's of an attractive girl with pinkish-blonde hair wearing a fancy looking kimono decorated with sakura petals.<...

19 The Protagonist Goes to School

Downtown, Winslow High

November 2nd, 13:15

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Walking into her World Issues class with Mr Gladly, Taylor can only silently lament that at least she doesn't have Math with Mrs Scanlan. Mr Gladly is the kind of 'cool' teacher, young enough to be mistaken as an upperclassman. He's the kind of teacher to assign group work so people can interact with their friends.

That's part of why she's growing to dislike him. He's the ...

18 Interlude: Brad Meadows

A/N: It's important to me that you understand that I am not my characters, and that just because I'm going to have to write literal Nazis, doesn't mean I'm also a Nazi.

Commercial District North

October 27th, 21:30

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Looking down at the cheering and jeering crowd from his spot on high, Brad lets himself just relax. Revelling in the deafening noise being generated by the warehouse full o...

17 First Step in the Chain-Quest

Commercial District

October 17th, 19:30

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In young Vista's mind, she has come to realise that being a Hero really isn't all it's cracked up to be. Granted, it's not like she joined up because she wanted to be the next Alexandria or anything, she mostly just wanted to get out of the house really.

There's only so much she can tolerate of her parents' arguing before it just gets too much. Her powers themselves are proof...