Here's the link to the Flair Neo Giveaway:
https://gleam.io/jRfIo/win-a-flair-neo
It will include the pressure kit as well as the standard basket.
- To update you on the under £50 grinder winners:
- The Melitta went to Ulrik in Denmark
- The Cuisinart went to Tom in Israel
- The Andronicas went to Rendi in Indonesia
- The Delonghi went to Thomas in the UK
2020-10-19 14:43:12 +0000 UTC
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Firstly, time to announce a few winners:
- The La Pavoni went to Gunnar in the US
- The Gaggia went to Ali in Oman
- The Delonghi went to Phil in the UK
- The Sage went to Johnny in Australia
- The Rancilio went to Michael in the UK
- The Lelit went to Stefan in the Netherlands
The next competition is going to be for the Flair Neo (with a bunch of accessories - so open to anyone regardless of power supply!). I'll post the winners of the...
2020-10-08 15:34:00 +0000 UTC
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Come and hang out with me here: https://youtu.be/yNoRwuTIkNU
2020-10-01 19:00:33 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
I thought I'd run a mix of a little practice run, as well as a World's Largest Coffee Tasting Q&A stream for Patreons only.
It'll be Thursday night, around 8pm UK time. It will probably last for less than an hour. It will likely have 200% more chaos and disorganisation than the main stream will have on Saturday, so be warned!
I'll post a new link on Patreon just before I go live, but wanted to give you all a heads up.
2020-09-28 21:14:49 +0000 UTC
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Here's a link to the grinder giveaway. It's ok if you don't want to enter this one, but if you do - please check the video review out first!
https://gleam.io/HYBXM/win-a-50-grinder-melitta-cuisinart-andronicas-delonghi
2020-09-28 21:12:27 +0000 UTC
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Here's the place to enter: https://gleam.io/qKi7g/win-a-1990-la-pavoni-europiccola
Sorry this didn't go up sooner, I thought I'd posted it but only just realised my mistake (thanks or the reminder!)
2020-09-19 19:50:03 +0000 UTC
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I've decided to split this out into five separate competitions, in case there's something people really don't want. It does mean entering five different competitions rather than one - so feedback on this style for the giveaway is welcome:
Gaggia Classic Pro
Lelit Anna (EU Plug)
2020-09-18 15:40:32 +0000 UTC
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This goes deeper on a few things, and I think is super interesting.
2020-09-10 11:16:10 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
As many of you have noticed, there's now a Discord server. You can access it here.
A couple of things:
- go easy on me, it's going to take me a minute to work out
- feedback and suggestions are welcome
- intially only Patreon members will have access and for now, every member has access to everything. Your role is tied to your tier but, currently, there's no tier exclusive stuff.
...
2020-09-05 19:21:20 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
We're working on some very special things, but we'll only get one shot at ordering them and so we want to make sure we have the right kind of split on sizings so people don't miss out. Let me know what size you wear. The poll is for unisex sizes, and don't worry - answering isn't a commitment to buying, and won't influence the number we make - just the split between sizes.
Sadly this manufacturer doesn't do XS or below, or larger than XXL.
Thank you! I've got a bunch...
2020-09-04 16:09:13 +0000 UTC
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In case any of you missed out, we'll have an announcement tomorrow about additional kits at 10am UK time. (To spoil the surprise, we should be able to make some more - but the amounts will be limited. It will last either until they sell out or until September 5th, whichever comes first)
The url should be the same: https://shop.squaremilecoffee.com/products/the-worlds-largest-...
2020-09-01 21:01:42 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
I thought it would be fun to share a frame from a video I shot today, which is the first one shot on the new set. (It's a 1 Year On review of the Niche and Wilfa Uniform)
It's going to take a while to fully dress the set, and have it really feel like home - but that's part of the fun. I'm still working out how to light, mic and shoot it - as well as get some more practical lighting in there and obviously a bit more art up on the walls. It's been great to shoot on today, an...
2020-08-25 14:11:26 +0000 UTC
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Come say hi if you're around between 15.30 and 15.40 UK time.
2020-08-08 14:28:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
I set out to make a video comparing a few V60 papers on the market. After recording and editing it, I had some reservations about it. I’m unlikely to re-record something along these lines in the near future but I still think it is valuable and interesting so instead of just trashing it I thought it would be fun to share with all of you!
2020-08-05 12:48:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
The video is now live and you can enter here.
This was picked as the next review in the recent poll, hope you enjoy it!
2020-08-01 09:05:42 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
I'm currently wrapping up shopping for the next round of espresso machine testing.
We're in the up to £500 category. The question is - what are we missing? Please comment, and also heart/like comments to vote them up if someone has mentioned your pick already!
Currently in the lineup:
- Gaggia Classic Pro
- Rancilio Silvia E
- Lelit Anna (I'd have gone for the Gloria but I cannot find one in stock anywhere)
- Delonghi Dedica (a b...
2020-07-29 09:13:13 +0000 UTC
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Which of these three do you want next:
2020-07-27 21:06:30 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
As you've noticed - the Patreon has gotten pretty big now and that has allowed me to do a few things. One of which is to assemble a reasonably absurd collection of grinders for an ultimate showdown:
- Monolith Flat Burr (pre-ordered)
- Lagom P64 (not yet in pre-order but discussing with them about whether there's a way around that)
- Weber Workshops EG-1
- Levercraft Ultra
- Mahlkönig EK43S
I am aware of the complete absurdity of this, but th...
2020-07-15 20:40:37 +0000 UTC
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Hi all!
Just a quick one - if you fancy helping for a video. I'd like to do a little video looking at the portrayal of coffee-making in movies, and maybe tv. There's that classic James Bond scene of him butchering a lever pour, but I'd love to hear some ideas or suggestions from all of you? Breaking Bad is another obvious contender, but I'd be interested if you have ideas for other classics of the genre...?
Best,
James
2020-07-10 16:02:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey there wonderful patrons.
I know I posted about DMs here but a moment ago, and here I am posting again - apologies.
The last time we spoke I was getting around 250 DMs a month. That has... crept up somewhat. At the current run rate it would make July a 400 DM month, which is a lot. If I spend an average of 2 minutes on each one, then it quickly just soaks up a lot of hours. That isn't sustainable, scalable or perhaps the right way to allocate the limited time I have when I want...
2020-07-10 13:15:45 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the excessive posts - just want to make sure no one misses out.
Here's the discount code for Tens Hundreds Thousands - HSK5BP9YRP7C
Thanks!
James
2020-07-07 09:21:27 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
Just a quick PSA really - we are launching some limited edition Weird Coffee Person cups in two colours:
https://tenshundredsthousands.com/collections/weird-coffee-person-ritual-print/products/weird-coffee-person-cup
Designed...
2020-07-07 09:19:36 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
It's competition time:
Win a storage container: https://gleam.io/2zhnc/win-a-storage-container
Note: In order to avoid disappointment, every container will ship with a bag of fresh coffee to put inside it.
Win a Pakt Coffee Kit: https://gleam.io/xU0Fg/win-a-pakt-coffee-kit
Note: A...
2020-07-07 09:08:34 +0000 UTC
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Hello all,
As promised/requested - here's a discount code for Square Mile:
PATREONUUE2010
It will give you10% off coffee (sadly not equipment or subscriptions though), and will last for a couple of months, then I will post a new one.
Thanks!
James
2020-07-01 10:16:20 +0000 UTC
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Hello lovely Patrons!
A quick one: I want your opinion on discount codes.
While some tiers get a discount on the Tens Hundreds Thousands stuff, there are other opportunities for these things. The most obvious is Square Mile. However, I've been hesitant to do this because I don't want you to feel you signed up to be sold stuff. I could be wrong there - and if I am then there'll be a code ASAP!
There are occasionally offers of a discount code from manufacturers etc. I have bro...
2020-06-29 10:33:17 +0000 UTC
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This is another one of those difficult giveaways.
I've separated them out into two:
The Delonghi (which did not completely suck): Enter here
Everything else (which did completely suck): Enter here (or don't!)
Please watch the video before entering, and no...
2020-06-10 10:04:32 +0000 UTC
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The first giveaway for the month, and it is an interesting little pouring kettle newly released from Hario.
The next giveaway will be a bit odd and split into two.
Here's the link to the giveaway: https://gleam.io/xncO1/win-a-hario-air-kettle
2020-06-07 13:30:42 +0000 UTC
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Firstly - thank you and wow! This community has grown a lot recently and I'm incredibly grateful for the support on here. It is going to allow me to really be more ambitious in what I'm doing.
Secondly - as the community has grown, so have the number of DMs I receive on here. I get a lot of messages across a variety of platforms. Patreon is the only place where I respond to every message (and if you're waiting on a response and i've missed it, please let me know).
Many of you who ...
2020-06-01 10:37:44 +0000 UTC
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Here's the competition: https://gleam.io/KWX3O/win-a-9barista-machine
Review should be up early next month.
A few more competitions coming up in the next couple of days (warning the next one contains spoilers).
2020-05-24 14:36:02 +0000 UTC
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Sonic Dutch: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sonicdutch/sonic-dutch-cold-brew-coffee-in-5-minutes?ref=section-homepage-view-more-recommendations-p3
I tend to now back most of the popular kickstarters (Ode, CoffeeJack, Pakt etc etc). However, sometimes you get oddities like this and I'm genuinely intereste...
2020-05-06 10:52:27 +0000 UTC
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