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Weird Coffee Person Print/T (and your discount code)

Hi all!

We've been busy over at Tens Hundreds Thousands, making a bunch of stuff - and it looks like it is going to be an avalanche of different things in the next month or so. (Not ideal, but that's just how timing works out sometimes).

You might have noticed a print in the background of recent videos, that's a commission from artist 2020-05-06 10:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post

A very weird giveaway

Hi!

The next review is a machine I bought out of sheer curiosity: A £299 espresso machine (with built in grinder) from Aldi.

It is awful. Truly very bad.

I am happy to give it away, but as it can't make good coffee I think the only place it could go would be to a home of someone willing to take it to pieces to fix its many flaws as a fun little project.

I say again, it is very bad. It is also 220V/50hz (and a UK plug, but that's not the tricky fix her...

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Coffee Storage Cannisters - What to review?

I'm currently shopping for coffee storage canisters to review. I've got the Miir, the Fellow and the Airscape on my list so far - what am I missing/what would you like to see included?

Coming up later this month will be the freezing video, but that isn't the universal solution to all problems of staling so this seems good to mix in with it...

Comment with your coffee storage suggestions!

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An update post

Hello all!

So, the world is a little scary right now, especially for any business in the hospitality sector.*

I deeply appreciate all of your support at the moment, but if you work in this industry (especially if you work as a barista or other kinds of shift work with limited salary protections) then I'd suggest you pause your subscription here for a little while. 

This doesn't mean I'm putting the channel on pause - quite the opposite. I intend to step things up a litt...

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Win A Custom Red Cremina & SEP

https://gleam.io/yOpmB/win-a-custom-cremina-olympia

You saw it in the last video, there's a review coming soon. (spoiler: it's pretty great)

Once again - this is a 220V/50Hz machine and if you're not extremely comfortable with modding electronics then I wouldn't suggest using it in North America.

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New Video (Ad Free): A YouTuber Coffee Review

So this is a little experiment. One of the requests I've had is for ad-free videos for Patrons. This video doesn't have an ad read in it any more, and so it is hosted on Vimeo.

I'm aiming to do this for the next few sponsored videos, but I will be honest and say that this is only worthwhile if you prefer/watch it. If you're happy watching on YouTube and ad reads don't bother you - let me know. If several hundred of you watch the ad-free version then I will keep making it/uploading it. View Post

State of the Patreon/A kind of life update

[warning: a longer post]

Hello all!

Sorry to deluge you with posts today - but there are lots of things to talk about!

Firstly: there are a lot of you now! An astonishing amount really, and it makes me feel a few different things:

- Excited! So much we can accomplish, and I can move so much quicker.

- Nervous! There are expectations! I must meet them! I am responsible to you, as a group, and I actually think a little liability is a good thing. View Post

More winners

Sorry I missed announcing a few of these.

Reusable cups went to Sebastien, Tiffany, Nishiki, Łukasz, Michael, Frederick, Dalton, John, John, Silas, Michael, Mark and Vitor.

The Beem went to Paul and the Melitta went to Christopher

Brett won the It's American Press.

Thanks to all!

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Aram Winner & A Review Poll

Hello lovely people!

Firstly - congrats to Paul in Ireland on winning the Aram!

Secondly - the next competition is the biggest thing yet. Worth about €3,500 - so please don't miss out on entering. (It's a double whammy of two different things bundled as one!)

Thirdly - I get a lot of requests for equipment, and this thing has had a lot of requests. It borders on a novelty product for me, but I can also see the appeal. Kind of. I don't know!

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Win an Aram Espresso Maker

Here's the link, draw on the 1st of Feb:

https://gleam.io/TtSti/win-an-aram-espresso-maker 

Review will be up tomorrow!

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Pick the next dialling in coffee!

Here's the link: https://gleam.io/ljSdY/pick-my-next-espresso-for-dialling-in 

Be quick - I'll be shooting this ASAP, winner picked on Wednesday!

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Win Some Reusable Cups!

https://gleam.io/boCJx/win-a-bunch-of-reusable-cups 

We've got 14 to give away.

Yes, they'll all be washed in a proper dishwasher and nice and clean.

Review will drop later today or tomorrow (depending on YouTube behaving...)

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Win some things!

I'm sorry one of these is very late! Here are a couple of competitions to enter:

Win An It's American Press 

Win one of two Pourover Robots (Beem Vs. Melitta EPOS) 

IMPORTANT: The two machines are rated for EU power (220V/230V and 50Hz) and will not work in North America

C...

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Future review requests

So, there’s a few things slated:

- the Beem

- Wilfa Uniform vs Baratza Sette vs Niche Zero

- a VERY exciting lever machine

- the SEP

- the Ultimate Travel/Reusable cup showdown (my studio is littered with a dozen of these things!)

- the Aram

- the Voltaire (not a giveaway I’m afraid)

- the Coffeejack (I’ve backed it because so, so many people asked! I won’t get a unit for a while though)

Edit: I wasn’t clear - please request thi...

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How I Dial In Episode 2 + Poll for Ep3

Hello! So, thank you all for your input into this series. The second episode is up, and you helped pick equipment and coffee (and what fun coffee was chosen!)

Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eK0eidOA_U

Now, let's pick the machine for Ep3!

Also, suggestions for future machines welcome in the comments!

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Limited Edition Espresso Cup

Dear Patrons!

Something new today - and you know about it before anyone else does! A limited-edition espresso cup from the Tens Hundreds Thousands project.

We commissioned artist Maggie Chiang to create the artwork for the cup. For a brief, we sent an excel file with 52 cells of colours that represented each w...

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Win an Aeropress Go!

Also - congrats to Nic from Canada on winning the Cafelat Robot, it's on its way.

Now you can win the not-yet-released Aeropress Go. Go here: https://gleam.io/ElmcN/win-an-aeropress-go

Review early next week...


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Updated Discount Code

There've been a few issues with the old discount code, so here's a new one that should work across Tens Hundreds Thousands.

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A new poster!

Out today, early access for your lovely Patreon folk. You might have spotted it in the back of recent videos. Limited edition, as always. More details at the link below. 

https://tenshundredsthousands.com/collections/prints/products/coffee-brewers-poster

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Pick the coffee for the next Dialling In Video

Go here to enter, and one of you will pick the coffee I dial in. You can either send me to an online store, or mail me something and I will cover the costs (and also put a little bonus something in the mail...)

https://gleam.io/LnKaW/dialling-in-espresso-2

Edit: the winner is chosen at random through Gleam (which is why I use it) - I just need you to answer a question to register participation (a...

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Dialling In Espresso Series: Grinder For November

Pick your grinder! Suggestions for grinders for me to look at also welcome!

(While some combos may be hilarious, i.e. me dialling in an EK43 with a Flair - do consider what you'd find the most useful...)


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Dialling In Espresso Series: Machine For November

Hello lovely Patreon supporters! Let's pick the machine I'm going to use for the next dialling in video. There'll be a grinder poll to follow.

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Why I am making YouTube videos

I thought it was probably worth sharing the goals behind the channel with you, to give context to how your support matters, and explain a bit more about where I want to go in the future.

At the start the move to YouTube was twofold:

1. No one reads blogs any more. I can be upset about it, or I can accept a change in the landscape of how we learn and entertain ourselves.

2. I've enjoyed making little videos for a long time, and this was an excuse to dive deeper into it as a h...

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2 Competitions, Winner Announcements & News

So, lots to talk about here - I figured it would be less annoying for everyone if I bundled a few things together so you didn't get a string of post notifications. 

Two Competitions

First off - there's a couple of things that are going to need homes to go to:

Win A Delter Press 

Win A Cafel...

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An idea: A new series on dialling in espresso

So, as you saw from the previous photo, the next video is on dialling in espresso and my approach.

In shooting and editing it, it became clear that it's pretty much impossible to capture everything in just one video. The next video I post will now be part one of a series, and I will take a different coffee each time and talk through dialling it in.

How you feel about this may depend on how much you like this first video, but I had an idea for picking future coffees to dial in:

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What I’m working on next

Sorry if this counts as a spoiler. I thought it would be fun to share a bit more about what I’m working on.

This video is going to be how I dial in a new espresso. I suspect I’ve bitten off more than I can chew here, as it could easily turn into a bit of a monster but I’m determined to get it done!

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The next review

I'm working on the smart scale review at the moment, but after that I'm torn between what is next, so I thought I'd ask you!

I've got the Cafelat Robot and the Delter Press at the top of my list, but which would you want to see next (after the smart scales comparison, of course)?

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Kruve Winners

Just a quick post to say congrats to Cormac in Ireland and Pablo in Mexico on winning some Kruve EQ glassware!

Smart Scales winners will be draw in a couple of days. (I still need to shoot more of the review though, sorry for the delay on that!)

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Win Some Smart Scales

Five sets of Smart Scales up for grabs! Go and enter here:

https://gleam.io/RqZ1k/smart-scales


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A little discount code

This works on most products in the Tens Hundreds Thousands shop, like the T-shirts, posters, The Best of Jimseven hardback book and also the playing cards.

If you've ordered in the last 24 hours then let me know your order number (message me on here or via email) and I will refund the difference. (Note: the code is single use per customer.)

Code: MJBNQ99K

The shop is here: http://tenshundredsthousands.com<...

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