I backed the Kruve glasses on Kickstarter (sadly before Patreon), and they sent extra. So now I have two sets to give away!
Enter here: https://gleam.io/rtLU6/kruve-glasses
2019-08-19 15:28:23 +0000 UTC
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I just thought I'd post something here so that if people have questions, or want more explanation etc then I can answer them here.
There's a tonne that didn't make it into the video, because no one needs me rambling for 30 minutes about how much better a swirled bloom tastes than a stirred bloom, or about thermal loss during a pour from a pouring kettle etc. If you want more explanation or some discussion on aspects of the technique - just ask!
2019-08-05 13:56:39 +0000 UTC
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Congrats to Max, in Germany, who is the recipient of a brand new black Niche Zero.
Lots more fun stuff coming up in giveaways soon...
2019-07-16 14:41:53 +0000 UTC
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Hello all,
I wanted to just have a brief chat about sponsored videos. I'm probably going to be doing a few in the future, but wanted to talk to you all first to clarify a few things:
- No Patreon supported videos will ever be sponsored. If you've helped me buy a piece of kit to review then I don't think there should be any form of advertising on that video.
- These are typical YouTube sponsors, rather than coffee sponsors. Companies like Squarespace or Skillshare may want to...
2019-07-10 14:10:00 +0000 UTC
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So, I'd love your feedback. Below I will list out the products I have in for testing already (look away now if you want to avoid spoilers!) I'd be interested if there's anything you'd love to see, as a community. We've got some budget now - do you want something big and exciting? An espresso machine? A commercial grinder? A home roaster?
Here's what's already in the studio for testing:
- Cafelat Robot
- Delter Press
- Baratza Sette 270wi (Comparison between this, the n...
2019-07-08 16:07:20 +0000 UTC
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We've got lots to giveaway this month, starting with £500 worth of grinder. This is going to be a brand new grinder (I'll explain in the review - it's a good thing!) and because Niche build in 110V and 220V this means that the winner can have a grinder that will work wherever they are, without a transformer attached.
Link to win is here: https://gleam.io/xt3Kr/win-a-nice-zero-grinder
Like I sai...
2019-07-08 11:39:20 +0000 UTC
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There's lots of good stuff in here, available as an audio file in case you'd rather listen this way opposed to the video version.
2019-06-17 08:00:02 +0000 UTC
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There's another 30 minutes or so of discussion. I'm sad I had to cut it out of the public video, for time more than anything, but I hope you all enjoy it. There's a tonne of great bonus info and discussion in here.
I plan on doing more interviews in the future, both as standalone ones like this, but also as part of larger projects that I am working on.
Feedback is welcome! YouTube is a constant learning experience for me, and that includes the technical aspects of film making. Sho...
2019-06-17 08:00:02 +0000 UTC
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https://gleam.io/D472v/wacaco-nanopresso
Review coming tomorrow (Thursday)!
2019-06-05 22:47:07 +0000 UTC
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https://gleam.io/AZRqc/oomph-vs-cafflano-go-brew
Competition time again! Look for the video in a few days...
2019-05-13 09:54:06 +0000 UTC
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Firstly - thank you everyone for making this possible. It took a long time to test, shoot and edit, and I'm glad it is done but sorry it's basically the same length as a TV show! (I guess I make weird, hyperspecific tv - god bless the internet for enabling this stuff...)
More than happy to answer follow up questions here, or in the subreddit.
NOTE: There is a typo on the Porlex price, this is a hard thin...
2019-04-23 08:51:06 +0000 UTC
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The review will be up in under 12 hours, but more importantly - it is time to give these grinders away!
Head to the link to enter: https://gleam.io/ym8WB/ultimate-hand-grinder-giveaway
Winners picked in 7 days. Best of luck!
2019-04-22 22:17:21 +0000 UTC
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Now, if you don't want to know what I am working on, reviews-wise, then look away now! I thought it might be fun to share some of the stuff I am testing at the moment (or am about to start testing).
Quick note: the channel hit 50k subs! Which is amazing, and I am most definitely grateful for your support, because a lot of the last few months wouldn't have been possible without your help. Thank you!
Before we go any further though, a quick update on the hand grinde...
2019-04-15 09:03:00 +0000 UTC
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What shall we talk about this month?
2019-04-09 17:47:06 +0000 UTC
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It's been a little while! Sorry for the quiet, a mixture of a quick holiday, the London Coffee Festival (sadly quite dull) and ongoing testing of handgrinders has meant things have been a bit quiet.
A few key links:
- The competition (open to anyone, as this wasn't a Patreon purchase): https://gleam.io/Ipwtz/technivorm-68-jubilee-edition
- The subreddit (for chat): 2019-04-02 12:59:14 +0000 UTC
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There was some discussion about using a subreddit to discuss videos. So I made one here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesHoffmann
It can easily be deleted if it isn't useful. I posted a link to today's video in there too. Right now it is a public subreddit.
(My videos are often posted to r/coffee but very quickly deleted for a variety of mostly fair reasons)
2019-03-18 13:06:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello lovely patrons!
There's been some discussion in the Pourover tier and we've decided it would be good to share the answers to the monthly Q&A with all Patreon backers. That tier are still the only one that ask the questions, but hopefully there's some interesting stuff in here for all of us.
Also included is a link to an audio only version of the Q&A, so you can listen wherever works better.
If you click through to the YouTube page for the video you'll find ...
2019-03-14 11:14:24 +0000 UTC
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This is currently only posted in the Pourover (top) tier. I've recorded it as if it was being shared with every patron.
As requested, I've anonymised the questions. If you have an issue with this being shared wider, then let me know. I'm happy to remove questions from the wider release if you'd prefer and upload separately. (Message me here, or drop me a line at james@squaremilecoffee.com)
I ended up answering 20 questions this time, which was maybe too many. Last time people aske...
2019-03-13 13:27:41 +0000 UTC
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So, I'm working away on the Ultimate Hand Grinder Showdown™ - but I want to start looking at what's coming up next.
One option is the Niche grinder, but I'm open to ideas and suggestions. It doesn't have to be comparisons, it can be a single product or a category.
What really helps is if you can go through the answers later and give a vote to any ideas you like by hitting the like button for it. (Helps me gauge the overall feeling of the group)
Comment away!
2019-03-12 14:03:10 +0000 UTC
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Here's the link, I'm giving away a Boilbrew: https://gleam.io/pIwuX/boilbrew
2019-03-12 14:00:36 +0000 UTC
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I’ve now received all the grinders that I’m going to be testing, and experiments are underway. I thought it would be fun to share a sneaky peak with you all of which grinders are being compared.
I know there are some omissions but I don’t feel comfortable comparing many more at once without losing my mind or making an absurdly long video. In some cases grinders simply weren’t available to me.
I already have a tonne of thoughts and am enjoying how diff...
2019-03-07 09:46:12 +0000 UTC
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I've had quite a few requests from people asking if there's any opportunity to post the Q&A answers to wider patrons. Because the top tier is locked in terms of numbers, some feel frustrated at being unable to participate. I thought I'd put the question to you. Obviously this wouldn't open up the taking of questions from other tiers.
However, I really feel this is a decision you should make as a group and by a significant majority (probably more than 60% of responses to make the cha...
2019-03-05 08:24:15 +0000 UTC
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Ask away lovely Patrons! I will do my best to answer as many as I can, and if any comments get a lot of likes then I will definitely answer them. (Apologies for not being able to get to everyone's questions!)
What do you want to know? (It doesn't have to be super coffee focused if there's a related topic burning a hole in your brain)
2019-03-03 19:34:09 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all for making this possible - I know you all want the Ultimate Hand Grinder Showdown, but I really wanted to get a benchmark for the best cheap grinder first.
Sidenote: I'm glad I did this first, because I learned a lot of lessons in making this video, that should make the next round of testing more enjoyable and helpful too. I know this is a flawed video in many ways, but it is part of a journey!
Congrats to the winners, apart from the one person who has to wait a litt...
2019-02-18 09:46:56 +0000 UTC
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The super eagle-eyed amongst you may have noticed a few hand grinders in the back of the last video (you probably didn't - that's ok...)
It's giveaway time again. This round is for entry level hand grinders that I've been testing. One of the five is going into the next round, up against the best grinders out there. The others will be heading to Patreon backers very soon.
To enter, go here...
2019-02-12 13:07:06 +0000 UTC
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You asked for it - here it is!
(I haven't used the audio upload from Patreon, if there's issues using it I can upload the file elsewhere)
2019-02-05 19:15:58 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for all your questions - so many more than I could get to. (Though some will be answered in video form in the nearish future.)
Feedback welcome!
I could post these as podcast type audio files if people would find that useful/preferrable in the future too. Easily done - let me know!
2019-02-05 15:36:44 +0000 UTC
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We made a thing we are very proud of! There is only ever one run of these things. I did promise discounts on this sort of stuff, and here it is:
Head to www.tenshundredsthousands.com and use the code: TENSPATREON for a little discount on the cards.
Enjoy!
2019-02-04 09:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Each month I want to do a Q&A just for those in the "pourover" tier. I've capped it at 150 patrons, because I worry about being overloaded with questions.
The plan is this: if you have a question then leave it below. If someone has asked the same question already then like it. I will pick 8-10 questions I feel I can comfortably answer and the upload a video soon after (that only you will have access to - not on the main channel)!
So - ask away! (Anything you like: Coffee, coff...
2019-01-29 15:42:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey all,
Sorry this wasn't posted here sooner for discussion (a note on that in a second).
Congrats to the winners - this is the first of the giveaway for you lovely people. Each time there'll be a link to a competition hosted by Gleam with a simple question (thus preventing this from being a lottery, which is not allowed).
I'll be pushing ahead with the first prosper Patreon backed reviews in February, which is very exciting.
I do have a concern that the comments sect...
2019-01-28 15:17:58 +0000 UTC
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