Hey all - another slight delay for Rogues this week, but this time it's my fault. I have been terribly unhappy these last few weeks, and some more recent events have kinda left me wondering why I bother with it all.
I'm working through it, but I felt a strong need to sing this song - it was very cathartic. Sometimes you need to yell, you know? So yeah, it's loud.
Enjoy. I'll update as soon as possible.
2018-04-13 23:44:13 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E08: The Long Way Home
WAYLON: Sorry ta hafta do this, Jonny.
JON: …
EDWARD: (smirking) Now Jon, sulking is unbecoming.
WAYLON: He mad; he don’t got the words yet. I get it.
EDWARD: Alright, let’s get him in the car, Waylon.
WAYLON: You got it, Eddie. Front seat or back?
EDWARD: Back. (opens the door) Ugh. With the window open to air him out. In you go, Jon.
WAYLON: Eddie was right, Jonboy - you sure a mea...
2018-04-10 03:48:35 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the song I promised!
(Next Rogues episode is recorded and currently being edited, but I said I would sing a song, so here you go!)
I don't usually sing as myself, so it felt weird but I needed some practise. It's low-key, and fairly easy to listen to (and sing along to! *nudge nudge*).
2018-04-09 20:46:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhen Dee leaves a recipe in the printer and I don't bother to check.
[F-BOMB WARNING]
2018-04-09 18:10:11 +0000 UTC View PostOriginally from The Simpsons, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it here.
STILL THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BE A PATRON!?
2018-04-09 07:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E07: The Calhoun Ghost
(cicadas; sound of someone singing)
WAYLON: Dat’s like the singin’ I heard befo’. Dat Scarecrow, Eddie?
EDWARD: No...
JON: Full of broken thoughts… I cannot repair...
EDWARD: Wrong genre of music. That - is Jon. Drunk to his eyeballs.
WAYLON: He drunk? Never seen Jonboy drunk befo’.
EDWARD: (whispering) That’s fortunate for you - he’s a nasty SOB when he’s this drunk. You should leave this o...
2018-03-31 05:08:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
2018-03-30 18:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post[Originally from Little Shop of Horrors]
I had performed this as Waylon Jones before, but I wanted to do a version that's true to the original. That way, I can eventually be case as Audrey II because I would OWN that role.
Enjoy! xx
(P.S. - I no longer have a voice. Worth it.)
(Edit: Changed levels a bit, so as not to bury myself in the music.)
(Wouldn't Have Nothing) If I Didn't Have You
Sung by Edward Nygma and Jonathan Crane
I had some free time for some fun today, so I thought I would share!
2018-03-28 17:49:34 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E06: On The Road Again
(interior car noise)
EDWARD: (amused) Enjoying that hot chocolate, Waylon?
WAYLON: ‘S yummy. I never get stuff like this.
EDWARD: You’re so easy to please; it’s a gratifying change from the usual company I keep.
WAYLON: Didn’t you usedta drink this stuff, too?
EDWARD: There’s no going back from the wonders of coffee, I’m afraid. You are quite correct, however - it was years ago, now. However, its abi...
2018-03-24 08:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post"Terrible Words" with Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne
What? You think just because you're kind enough to support me, I'm not going to TORMENT YOU with TERRIBLE THINGS?!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2018-03-21 06:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E05: The Cardinal Grand Hotel
(car noises; EDWARD stops the car)
EDWARD: Here we are! (checks watch) Right on schedule. And they said I couldn’t drive myself around the block.
WAYLON: (uncertain) Eddie… this place is pretty fancy.
EDWARD: Absolutely it is! Nothing but the best for the likes of us, right?
WAYLON: Uurgh… (pulls up his hood)
EDWARD: Waylon. Why are you hiding inside your hood?
WAYLON: (muffled noises) 2018-03-17 07:20:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I saw an animation by Chimchiri, and I LOVED it, so I did the voices to match the characters. Hopefully I can get their attention and we can MERGE THE TWO!
That's high hope, though!
2018-03-10 06:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you have to give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
2018-03-10 02:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E04: On The Road
(exterior city sounds)
WAYLON: Damn, you stylin’ Ed.
EDWARD: (pleased) Why thank you, Waylon; you’re too kind.
WAYLON: ‘S weird seein’ ya without ya green suit though.
EDWARD: Well, contrary to popular expectation, I own other clothes in other colours. I figured this would be a trip taken by me, rather than the Riddler. We’re going incognito!
WAYLON: Where?
EDWARD: (chuckles) We’re travelling in...
2018-03-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my first time singing as Jervis, so it's not perfect, but I was happy with the harmonies.
I thought I would share it with all you lovelies!
2018-03-01 02:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E03: Empty Nest
(slow footsteps; sound of running water under a bridge)
EDWARD: (muttering) Do as I say, Edward. Get a stronger argument, Edward. Stronger argument, is it? I’ll show him a stronger argument. Hmph. Bulbous plutocrat.
WAYLON: (sighs, throws a rock into the water)
EDWARD: (spooked by the splash) What the - (surprised) Waylon!
WAYLON: Hiya, Eddie.
EDWARD: What are you doing out here?
WAYLON: (sighs) Abov...
2018-02-23 03:50:24 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E02: The Wall
OSWALD: Yes. Yes I see. No, I- Yes. But surely... No. No that will be all. Goodbye.
HARVEY: Not good?
EDWARD walks in.
OSWALD: No Harvey. Not good.
EDWARD: What did I miss?
OSWALD: Our man Crane's little breakdown is growing ever more costly.
EDWARD: How costly is costly?
OSWALD: Harvey?
HARVEY: 16.5 million dollars.
EDWARD winces.
EDWARD: I didn't realise the going rate for silence was so hi...
2018-02-15 06:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
GCN SPECIAL REPORT
VICKI: Good evening, Gotham City, I’m Vicki Vale.
Tonight, Gotham welcomes a new mayor as Oswald Cobblepot prepares to address the city for the first time since taking office.
With GCN veteran Jack Ryder still missing, we go instead to our newest addition, on the scene in Gotham Square, Vic Sage. Vic?
VIC: Thank you, Ms. Vale. The mood is nothing short of electric in the square tonight, as Oswald Cobblepot, formerly, if not still currentl...
2018-02-11 02:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post
ROGUES | S01E01: Taking Office
OSWALD: … And accounting is on the third floor, and so on and so forth. Ophelia will fill you in on the finer points.
HARVEY: Hmm, not much has changed.
OSWALD: Things rarely do in politics, Harvey. Now, here’s our floor.
EDWARD: Already adding the Cobblepot flair, are we?
OSWALD: The decor was dreadful - I refuse to oversee Gotham’s future surrounded by aluminum and particle board.
EDWARD: Quite right.
O...
2018-02-07 05:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
(What's THIS?? A Chapter that's ON TIME?! Enjoy!)
2018-02-04 06:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe I forgot to post this (as well as a few others)!
Here! Enjoy! Keep! LOVE!
2018-02-03 06:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
2018-02-03 06:48:49 +0000 UTC View PostEver do something you IMMEDIATELY regret?
I love Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man, and I accidentally went "Ahh haa!" instead of "WooHoo!" and that was it.
This is terrible and I love it.
Also SUPER CHUFFED that I sang like this not once, not twice, but THRICE!
2018-02-03 02:14:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Think again.
2018-01-30 15:26:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
2018-01-30 03:42:48 +0000 UTC View Post(Originally Performed by Rag'n'Bone Man)
This really was a song to test my limits singing as Jonathan. I felt myself crack a few times, but overall was happy to keep it together.
As always, I welcome critique from you lovelies!
2018-01-25 23:31:45 +0000 UTC View Post(Originally Performed by NIN and Johnny Cash)
This is a song that is very near and dear to me, and there happened to be more than a fair share of parallels to the good doctor in this song.
So here it is, yours to download and enjoy.
2018-01-15 04:24:20 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0171 (En Passant)
(footsteps)
EDWARD: YOU.
TETCH: Ah, Edward. Come to -
(EDWARD sweeps the cups onto the floor, shattering them all; he grabs TETCH)
EDWARD: No more games. No more nonsense. This time - you talk. I get nothing out of you being dead - but I can make living such a burden, Jervis.
TETCH: I don’t know what -
(EDWARD hits TETCH)
EDWARD: You have NO idea what I’ve been through today. If yo...
2017-12-07 06:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
(Phew, got two in before December! Excellent!)
2017-12-01 04:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post