Scrooge (from A Muppet Christmas Carol)
I love this movie, and I love singing.
And I love, LOVE pushing myself to see what I can do in ONE. TAKE.
Enjoy!
2017-12-01 00:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Waiting4Codot - Snow/Heat Miser (Rogues Version)
I mean, it just makes sense, right?
Edward Nygma as Snow Miser
Jonathan Crane as Heat Miser
Just a bit of fun that I wanted to share. ENJOY!
2017-11-24 05:01:54 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD OMENS: CHAPTER TWO[POINT]FIVE
Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Performed by Codot
2017-11-23 05:48:07 +0000 UTC View PostWaiting4Codot - We'll Meet Again
So what would the epilogue to Lockup's Lockdown be if things had gone south?
Something like this.
2017-11-17 04:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0170
TRS - Casefile #0170 (Lockup's Lockdown Epilogue)
(CRANE’s office door creaks open)
EDWARD: I never thought I’d have to do this. Seriously, the thought never crossed my mind. I imagined that on the day of your unfortunate passing, Jon would build you a pyre, douse it in cheap whiskey and set it alight. That was worst-case scenario, mind you. I truly thought you’d outlive Jon, then take off back to Georgia to peck at his father’s grave and see that he gets n...
2017-11-08 19:59:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0169
TRS - Casefile #0169 (Lockup's Lockdown Finale)
EDWARD: Oswald, come in.
OSWALD: Oswald here. Have you made your decision?
EDWARD: I have. (sigh, long pause) Send Harvey up. We’re in the third floor laundry - tell him to watch his step.
OSWALD: Very good. Harvey will be along directly. Out.
(pause)
PAMELA: That’s it then, is it?
EDWARD: Yes, that’s it.
PAMELA: Fine. Have it your way. But I won’t forget this, Nygma.
EDWARD...
2017-11-06 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0168
TRS - Casefile #0168 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 4)
SELENA: I’ll go. Bane can keep doing his… thing down here.
OSWALD: No, absolutely not!
EDWARD: Is there a problem, Oswald?
OSWALD: I will not permit the Gotham City Sirens to re-form.
HARLEY: That’s not fair!
PAMELA: Sexist.
EDWARD: Personally, I wouldn’t mind.
OSWALD: I know what YOU don’t mind, I’m saying what I mind. As the Mayor of Gotham City, I have to face the fallout f...
2017-11-06 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0167
TRS - Casefile #0167 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 3)
OSWALD: Jervis stays with Joker; Harley will travel with you and Pamela, Edward – Harley’s plan sounds the more feasible. Do what you can for Joker.
EDWARD: Right. (clicks) Joker – a word, if you will.
JOKER: Harley my dear – would you be so kind as to give my newfound caregiver the 101 of proper Joker Maintenance? Maybe set him up with a band-aid or two?
HARLEY: Sure thing, Puddin’. (departs)
JO...
2017-11-06 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0166
TRS - Casefile #0166 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 2)
OSWALD: Pamela, you go with Edward. Harvey, you stay here with me.
HARVEY: Fair enough, but we think you’re making a mistake. At least we play fair – this bitch won’t even pick a side. She doesn’t care about anyone but herself.
PAMELA: And my plants! But you still lost; losers.
OSWALD: You’ll stay here with me, Harvey. We’ll be something of a command station down here.
EDWARD: What’s the plan...
2017-11-06 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 047
CRANE: ENTRY 047 (Welcome Friends)
FLYNN: Alright everybody; stay sharp. He can’t hide forever. (into radio) Bolton, this is Flynn – come in.
BOLTON: Bolton here.
FLYNN: It’s a negative on a visual. We’ll keep you posted.
BOLTON: You get a visual, you take him down. By any means necessary.
(singing)
FLYNN: What was that?
GUARD: What? I don’t hear nothin’.
FLYNN: No. Shut up!
(SCARECROW is singing “Down to the ...
2017-11-06 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0165
TRS - Casefile #0165 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 1)
HARVEY: What the fuck’s keepin’ him? It’s gonna be any minute now.
OSWALD: No idea. Hold on - is that him?
(Sound of running feet. EDWARD appears.)
OSWALD: What happened to you, dear boy? You look white as a sheet.
EDWARD: (out of breath) We have to leave. Now.
HARVEY: What the fu -
(Crackling of the PA system.)
SCARECROW: Good evening, Arkham Asylum.
HARVEY: Is that -
O...
2017-11-06 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0164
TRS - Casefile #0164 (Behind Closed Doors)
(EDWARD knocks on the door.)
EDWARD: Jon? Are you in?
(The door, unlocked, opens with a slow creak.)
EDWARD: (to himself) You need some WD-40 for that door, old man. (louder) Jon? Are you here?
No response. EDWARD walks into the office slowly, puzzled.
EDWARD: He must have gone out for a coffee. Oh well, I can at least say my farewells to Ikky while I’m here. What’s this? Sheet down, sleeping in the m...
2017-11-06 14:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0163
TRS - Casefile #0163 (Release Date)
EDWARD : It’s about time. This waiting for release business is for chumps. It’s been driving me insane.
HARVEY: Was that a joke?
EDWARD: Well, it takes one to know one.
OSWALD: I commend your devotion to learning how to be patient, Edward.
EDWARD: Like Harvey’s student loans, I’m sure it will pay off some day.
HARVEY: Wiseass.
OSWALD: Since your continued good behaviour was integral to your appoint...
2017-11-05 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 046
CRANE: ENTRY 046 (Paper Crane)
CRANE: Ikky, I’m sorry – I’ve been down in records all day. I just lost track of time.
CRANE: Oh, come on now. Don’t be like that.
CRANE: If you’re still sleeping under there, you might be the laziest damn bird I ever -
B̨͙i̵͔͎ͅͅr̝͎̲ḏ̳’͏͈s̷̘̜͖̻̰͍̜ ͖̜͍̠̰̺͍́d҉͕͙̗̭͇̼ͅe̹͕̘̞̪̣̖a̺̺d̙͉̳̖̼̺̟,͈̖̖̙͞ ͇c̗͙̝̥̜̹͡ͅh̟̰͉i҉l̴̘d͏̰̠̼.͙̝͈̩͈ ̰̯P...
2017-11-05 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 017
CLASSIFIED 017: BODYCAM
(footsteps)
BOLTON: Nothin’ gets ya, huh? Nothin’ gets ya. Alright then.
JACK: Hey Lyle, you okay?
BOLTON: Never better, Jackie – never better.
(footsteps, opens CRANE’s office door)
BOLTON: Well well - hi, birdie.
(IKKY caws)
(door closes)
2017-11-05 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 045
CRANE: ENTRY 045
EDWARD: No, it’s not a complaint, or an excuse, but it’s true regardless; society has always demanded more from me.
CRANE: Because of your intelligence.
EDWARD: Absolutely – More is asked of people with higher IQs.
JOKER: Ha!
HARVEY: Bullshit.
CRANE: Harvey, you disagree?
HARVEY: ‘Course we do. Higher intelligence doesn’t mean jack shit. Society only cares about how many hours it can get outta you in a day. You nee...
2017-11-05 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0162
TRS - Casefile #0162 (The Layman and the Stamen)
DIGGER: Oo-wee! Arkham Asylum. Show me the crazy babes - I’ll set ‘em right.
EDWARD: George. What the hell are you doing here?
DIGGER: Eddie, baby! Would ya believe me if I said I went nuts?
EDWARD: Frankly, no. You’re only nuts like all other Australians are - generally unhinged, but not crazy.
DIGGER: Too right! Aussie and proud of it. Blackgate’s transferred a bunch of us over - Bane’s ...
2017-11-05 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 016
CLASSIFIED 016: SURVEILLANCE
SELENA: Yeah, but I don’t WANT to do it. You’re missing the crucial point, here.
BATMAN: You know I wouldn’t ask you to do this unless it was important. Please?
SELENA: (sigh) FINE. But you owe me for this one. You owe me HUGE. You don’t even know how huge.
CUT TO:
DICK: I wonder what they’re talking about?
JASON: I don’t fuckin’ know. Probably boring couple stuff. Curtains and cushions and shit. 2017-11-05 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0161
TRS - #Casefile 0161 (Seeing a Man About a Hat)
JERVIS: (humming to himself, stops) You needn’t stand in the doorway, Edward. I smelt that godawful cologne of yours from the end of the hall.
EDWARD: Pleasant as always, Jervis.
JERVIS: Extending courtesy to those who do not warrant or reciprocate is a fool’s errand. You of all people should know this.
EDWARD: Goodness, a coherent sentence! Quite a change from the nonsense you were spouting when they dragge...
2017-11-05 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 044
CRANE: ENTRY 044
(CRANE is working at his desk, muttering to himself. He picks up his coffee cup)
CRANE: Shit. Back in a minute, Ik. Need to refuel.
(CRANE walks out of his office, down the hall to the shitty coffee vending machine. The cup fills up, he picks it up and begins walking back to his office. He stops.)
CRANE: What.
BOLTON: Welcome back, ‘Dottore’. I hope your recovery went well.
CRANE: As well as could be expected.
B...
2017-11-05 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 015
CLASSIFIED 015: Surveillance
(Arkham Alarm Activates)
BOLTON: Whoa whoa whoa! What the fuck is this?
GUARD: Transfer from Blackgate. Five inmates.
BOLTON: Ah shit. That’s tonight? Fuck it, alright, bring ‘em in.
(Shuffling of chained inmates)
BOLTON: Why is there only four?
GUARD: One had a seizure on the ride over. He got dropped at Gotham Memorial.
BOLTON: Fine, fuck it. Give me that. Well, well, well! Looks like Blackgate flushe...
2017-11-05 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 043
CRANE: ENTRY 043
JOKER: I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy! It’s a frame! A fix! A damn dirty cover-up!
GUARD: You gassed the city from on top of a parade float.
JOKER: Show me the proof! Where’s your evidence, QC? I’m innocent, guvnor!
GUARD: It was on live television.
JOKER: Oh yeah! That was me. I did that. Oooh! Do tell, has Jack Ryder stopped laughing yet?
GUARD: No.
JOKER: Outstanding!
(JOKER bursts out laug...
2017-11-05 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 014
CLASSIFIED 014: HOSPITAL SURVEILLANCE
(Gordon is asleep; stirring)
GORDON: Bull? Bull!
BULLOCK: I…
GORDON: Yes?
BULLOCK: I need…
GORDON: You need…
BULLOCK: …a drink.
GORDON: Heh, ladies and gentlemen, Harvey Bullock. Here you go.
BULLOCK: Rrrrgh!
GORDON: Yeah, you’re gonna be a little tender.
BULLOCK: (coughs) Valentino… Did we…
GORDON: We got him.
BULLOCK: No.. no… did WE get him?
GO...
2017-11-04 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 013
CLASSIFIED 013: BODYCAM
GUARD: Alright, here he comes!
(Door opens)
GUARDS: Hey! Welcome back, Lyle!
BOLTON: Good to be back. Look at all this…
(GUARDS laugh)
BOLTON: Just for me?
GUARD: Hasn’t been the same without ya!
BOLTON: And this… is that…?
GUARD: It’s a picture of you throttlin’ Doctor Crane.
BOLTON: Hahaha… it’s good. Who did that?
GUARDS: Hauser!
HAUSER: Haha, guilty!
BOLTON: Haha...
2017-11-04 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0160
TRS - Casefile #0160 (Visiting Hours)
(Beeping of a heart monitor is heard.)
EDWARD: Jon. You’re looking… well?
JON: Shut up. I look like death and you know it.
EDWARD: Hey, I tried. It’s not my fault I can’t lie without using riddles.
JON: Edward. As your therapist, it is my duty to inform you that are full of shit.
(EDWARD laughs. JON manages a chuckle.)
EDWARD: So how’s the old ticker?
JON: Still ticking. No thanks ...
GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 012
CLASSIFIED 012: BODYCAM
(Sound of squelching footsteps through the mud)
JASON: Fuck, it stinks like shit here.
BATMAN: It's a pig farm, Jason.
JASON: Duh, Bruce. So where's the big porker hiding?
BATMAN: Heat signature says he's hiding in the barn.
JASON: Right. (cracks knuckles) I'll take him down. You sit here and watch the professional at work.
BATMAN: You want to do this alone?
JASON: It's a dude dressed as a pig, Bruce. I got this...
2017-11-04 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 011
CLASSIFIED 011: HOSPITAL SURVEILLANCE
(monitors beeping)
GORDON: (reading) He held on tightly to the wheel, and thought about the moment when he had truly thought he was going to die. He remembered the image of his daughter that had come to him, and it comforted him. Tears started to roll down his cheeks. Soon, the wind off the water dried them on his face. (closes the book, sets it aside, sighs) Where are you, Bull?
(flapping of cloak)
BATMAN: Any chan...
2017-11-04 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostGOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 010
CLASSIFIED 010: PRESS CONFERENCE
(crowd talking)
GORDON: Alright, everyone – settle down. Settle down. (cameras click, noise dies down) At 12:17am on June 4th, a raid was conducted on Valentino Farm after receiving information from an anonymous source. After a brief sweep was conducted, we secured thirteen hostages including an elderly female we presume to be of relation to our suspect. They were all immediately rushed to Gotham Memorial Hospital for evaluation. The bo...
2017-11-04 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0159
TRS - Casefile #0159
LUCENZO: Who is riding? What is Hessian?
EDWARD: German Mercenaries, generally associated with the American Revolution, but that’s neither here nor there.
LUCENZO: You!
CRANE: Edward.
EDWARD: Jonathan. Arkham just hasn’t been the same without you. So if it’s all the same to you, Lucenzo, I’m just going to… take them back.
LUCENZO: Galatea.
EDWARD: Oh, she’s a bit… tied up at the moment. You need better wool...
2017-11-04 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0158
TRS - #Casefile 0159
EDWARD: Well, that was terrible. Let’s never do that again.
(IKKY flies off, caws)
EDWARD: Ikky! Wait! Will you… just… wait?? Oh… Oh Jon… how could you do this to an F1?
(EDWARD opens the truck door)
EDWARD: Out of gas. Guess he took longer than expected, eh? Valentino Farm. There’s nothing quite like the smell of pig shit, eh Ikky? Country Clean, Country Fresh as old Gammy Nashton used to say. A kicked in door – haha,...
2017-11-04 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post