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The Raven (with Jonathan Crane)

For the last few years, this has probably been my most requested piece. The only reason it hasn't been done earlier is because I'm usually running a Hallowe'en event and I just did not have the time to perform this as well.

Now it is YOURS TO KEEP! Enjoy!

There's going to be more delicious Hallowe'en Content popping up soon, including Edward's rendition of The Telltale Heart.

Enjoy! x

Hard in Hightown (a Bookramble by Varric Tethras)

Narrated by Codot (as Varric)

My first Bookramble! Hooray!

RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 45 Mins

My Mate Joe's a Burglar

So right on the heels of some EPIC Rogues content, let's have something TERRIBLE!

Rogues singing a horrible song in the pub? WHY NOT?!

Enjoy!

ROGUES | S01E13: Sins of the Fathers

ROGUES | S01E13: Sins of the Fathers

OPHELIA: (intercom) Monsieur Cobblepot, votre dix heure est ici.

OSWALD: Thank you Ophelia. Send him in, my dear.

(door opens)

OSWALD: Mr. Wayne. A rare pleasure, indeed.

BRUCE: Mayor Cobblepot. 

HARVEY: Bruce.

BRUCE: How are you, Harvey?

HARVEY:  I’m… we’re good, Bruce.

OSWALD: Take a seat, won’t you?

BRUCE: Thank you. 

OSWALD: You’re looking tired, Mr. Wa...

Ghost Broccoli

Just come Connor and Hank practise, and I could see this exchange happening. 

Taken from this tweet:

I've been working on ACTUAL projects as well, but I may very well suspend payments another month if I can't get anything out in time.

Bear with me.

Let Her Go

Codot as Jervis Tetch

Okay, right off the bat, I know that Jervis is the LAST person who would sing this song (because when has he EVER let someone go?), but it was within his range and I wanted to do it.

Also, it was FINALLY cool enough to close my windows and shut off my fans, so HOORAY! A FREEZE IS COMING.

Enjoy.

Who Wants some CURSED AUDIO?

How about Wonderwall, sung by Our Lady Peace?

HOW DOES THAT GRAB YA?!

WELL THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS, SO I'M TAKING Y'ALL WITH ME!

Pretty Flower Bonnet

I'm a Firefly fan, can't be helped.

I had the idea in my head the other day about how fun it would be to through the rogues into this gem of a show.

So, here's Jon in a Pretty Flower Bonnet.

Lemony Homestuck

Filed Under: Useless Audio

Based off  have no idea why I spent the last half hour doing this when I have so many more important things to be working on, but here - maybe you'll enjoy it? At the very least, something to fall asleep to.

Bases off THIS Reddit thread.

You're all lovely. xx

ROGUES | S01E12: State Lines

ROGUES | S01E12: State Lines

(interior of Edward’s car)

EDWARD: What I’m saying is, now that I’ve had time to think about it, I’ve realised that I don’t get nightmares. 

JON: Don’t look at me.

EDWARD: If etiquette did not dictate that I had to, I wouldn’t. 

JON: You never get nightmares?

EDWARD: Nope. I sleep like a baby; a side benefit of a clear conscience.

JON: (snorts)

EDWARD: You did something to m...

CODOT'S LIVESTREAM-A-GANZA!

Want NINE SOLID HOURS of Codot ramblings?? LOOK NO FURTHER!

I had over 750 messages to reply to, so I thought, "Why not do it ALL AT ONCE WITHOUT STOPPING TO PEE?!"

This was the result!

Hamlet's Dad

Based on a POST I saw on Tumblr.

I do so enjoy Shakespeare.

I need to do more. I need more time. I need cooler weather.

I'm shutting up now. LISTEN.

Meet the Medic(ated Scarecrow)

A TEAM FORTRESS 2 RE-VOICING!

This had been swirling in my head for a while now, and I wanted to test it out. If it's liked, I will carry on with some of the other TF2 fellows.

Should be fun!

Jonathan Crane as the Medic
Waylon Jones as the Heavy
Digger Harkness as the Scout

Where's the Tylenol? (National Lampoon's Rogues!)

Uh oh, looks like The Penguin cancelled Christmas bonuses this year!

(Kudos to me for getting this in one take, because shutting the AC off today was a HUGE mistake, haha!)

Down To The River To Pray

Codot as Jonathan Crane

Sleep? Who sleeps? Have this!

This one's just gonna be for my beautiful Patrons. I'm gonna have to come up with a nickname for you guys... something fun. Waitrons! Hmm... needs work.

Anyway, I might redo this, so you may have to suffer with various versions, but something tells me you MIGHT not mind that so much!

Enjoy, my lovelies! And if you're awake right now, wha...

Go To Sleep Little Baby

Codot as Jonathan Crane

I love this song, so naturally when I was asked to do it, I couldn't say no.

Also, it's impossibly hot out, and this a song I sing when it's hot, so it's a WIN/WIN.

Robot Hell (from Futurama)

I know my limitations, and one of them is singing like Katey Sagal (or indeed, any woman).

So here! Have this one for free! Sing along! Record it! Send it to me! It'll be FUN!

For anyone who doesn't know, I am a HUGE Futurama nerd, so when I was actually sent a karaoke track, I knew it was MEANT. TO. BE.

(I'm not the first Bender talking, that came with the track and I couldn't remove it without messing things up. All the rest? Pure. West.

..I mean, Coco.)

ROGUES | S01E11: Shave and a Haircut

ROGUES | S01E11: Shave and a Haircut

(door opening)

EDWARD: It certainly was an education, watching you eat. Like a slow-moving garbage truck.

JON: Hm. You could’ve stood to tip the waitress more than you did.

EDWARD: Fifteen percent is perfectly acceptable. You can tip as much as you like, when you pay for it.

JON: Me, pay for you? You’d bankrupt me in seconds.

EDWARD: (snickers) You know it, chump. Ugh. A motel. How did it come to this?

Take Me Home, Country Roads

I had been given the idea to perform this as our good Doctor Crane, and with Fallout 76 coming out, I got excited about the song ALL OVER AGAIN.

Crane was fun, but I thought, WHAT IF IT WAS ALL THE SOUTHERN BOYS?!

So I did this. Enjoy.

(Obvs. Jon is my most comfortable voice, but I wanted to have some fun!)

Joker's Arrival (Batman, 1989)

This was, hands down, my favourite villain reveal. The ghostly white face in the shadows still sticks out in my mind today.

So I decided to perform this scene as MY Joker (which I know borrows HEAVILY from Hamill's version, but it's getting its own life).

Enjoy!

GOOD OMENS: CHAPTER EIGHT

Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Performed by Codot

(So, as an apology for missing a month, I have made this file THRICE as big as usual, so you have significantly more to listen to and enjoy! However, with a file this long, I may have missed something in editing. If something sounds amiss, do let me know and I will fix it. This is all still one GLORIOUS work in progress!)

Thank you all for your love and patience, you're making this insanely fun!

ROGUES | S01E10: True Grits

ROGUES | S01E10: True Grits

(interior of restaurant)

JON: Thank fuck for that. I’ve had to piss for about two hours.

EDWARD: You could have said something. Or, you know, anything.

JON: You had me in a straitjacket. What could you do, hold it for me?

EDWARD: Not likely; I didn’t bring my tweezers.

JON: That’s funny. You’re funny. Well since you love annoyin’ the piss outta me so much, you won’t mind if some of it ends up on you...

Wan'na Be Like You (from The Jungle Book)

I've been wanting to sing this for a while now, but my voice kept cutting out on me because I practice it too much in one day.

I love how upbeat this one is, and I hope you enjoy it to!

(The lyrics are all over the place because the original has only two verses, so I had to try and remember the 2016 lyrics AS I was singing, haha!)

KING LOUIS, FTW.

To This Day

Written by Shane Koyczan

This piece has always resonated with me, and I wanted to share it with you. 

Incredibly powerful piece, this.

Tarzan Yell (Practise)

Today in Shit That Will Get Codot Evicted, I present to you a Tarzan yell.

I feel like I pulled it back slightly, because it was my first go, and I didn't want to piss off EVERYONE in the building.

Not bad for a first go, though!

Some Like It Got(ham)

I've loved Some Like It Hot for as long as I can remember, and since my Riddler's voice is based (mostly) on Jack Lemmon, this was a perfect fit!

Enjoy!

A Slight Delay (for Odd Reasons)

So, there was a shooting at a Waffle House outside of Nashville - and strangely enough, that was the location of the next Rogues episode.

Out of respect, I'm going to delay the next episode of Rogues.

Maybe I'm being too sensitive about this, but It just feels kinda weird.

Jonathan Crane - O' Death

While I was cleaning up my audio files, I found that I had this recording sitting around (used in the Lockup's Lockdown story arc).

I never had a full recording of Down to the River to Pray, but that may change. Of course, that's just gonna be on here.

Voice Test - Doctor Fate

I always enjoy testing new voices, so I thought I would place this here to keep track of for future arcs.

ROGUES | S01E09: Strained

ROGUES | S01E09: Strained

(interior of car; music playing - “Hoy Hoy” by Cab Calloway)

(EDWARD singing along)

JON: (wakes, groans)

EDWARD: (turns off the music) The beast awakes.

JON: (grunting wince)

EDWARD: Yes, that’ll be the almighty mother of all hangovers you so richly deserve; I imagine you have questions.

JON: …

EDWARD: And imagine them is what I shall have to do. What time is it? Close to 4am; though actually, since we...