New Public Video
Available in the usual places (I can't link it on public posts)
Release Schedule
$4.50 Tier - 12/11
$2 Tier - 16/11
Public - 19/11
Video
You've been arrested for doing "bad stuff" in public, and so you'll be spending the rest of your life in the *** Bullying Prison...
New Video
First off, new video. There's no support for the joi controller just yet, I usually wait for that before releasing, but I feel like you guys have waited long enough for something new, so it's unlisted until then. I would recommend waiting since this video is pretty big, but it's up to you. Either way, you can watch the video here now:
www.the-joi-database.com/wa...
New Video
Available in the usual places (I can't link it on public posts)
wholesome SFW Samus
Release Schedule
$4.50 Tier - 06/10 (Now)
$2 Tier - 10/10
Public - 13/10
Lots of hard edging. One quite vanilla ending amd one a bit crueler ending. The art in this one was funky, it's good but the styles vary a lot. I thought I'...
New Video
You can watch the new video here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/2f27a59e8178f63c568b1cf7
close-up of Samus' wide and heavy ass hnngLots of hard edging. One quite vanilla ending amd one a bit crueler ending. The art in this one was funky, it's goo...
2025-10-02 12:48:38 +0000 UTC View PostNew Video
Available in the usual places (I can't link it on public posts)
Release Schedule
$4.50 Tier - 08/09 (Now)
$2 Tier - 12/09
Public - 15/09
Wholesome SFW BBBB wants to break your mind, there's some psychological and fourth-wall-y stuff she'll use to achieve that, but that's it, really. Of course, ...
2025-09-08 00:15:23 +0000 UTC View PostWatch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/d283a88d9b5bc7987a85c44e
BB being sexyThis one was supposed to be out way earlier… and way shorter. But yeah, as you can see, it kinda got out of hand and is now 2 hours long.
BB wants to give you a...
2025-09-03 22:15:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a copy paste of the information in the paywalled Evelyn video post. If you've already read that, then this is all the same.
On the 21st of August I'll be unlisting the current "CreamySteamer" and "CreamySteamload" tiers and replacing them with new, higher-priced tiers.
What does this mean?
If you're already subscribed, or if you subscribe before the 21st of August, you'll lock in your current price fo...
Firstly, most patreon posts going forward are going to be paywalled behind any and all tiers.
Technically, I'm not supposed to post/link to any NSFW stuff in public posts, and given recent events, it would be sensible for me to follow the T&Cs to the letter.
I'll probably just have to not use certain words/phrases and avoid linking to any NSFW content in public posts.
So if you're wondering why all old posts and any new ones are paywalled, this is why.
Ne...
Firstly, most patreon posts going forward are going to be paywalled behind any and all tiers.
Technically, I'm not supposed to post/link to any NSFW stuff in public posts, and given recent events, it would be sensible for me to follow the T&Cs to the letter.
I'll probably just have to not use certain words/phrases and avoid linking to any NSFW content in public posts.
So if you're wondering why all old posts and any new ones are paywalled, this is why.
Ne...
Watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/e1da24dccb7a722e57bb8834
Release schedule:
$4.50 Tier - 29/07 (Now)
$2 Tier - 02/08
Public - 05/08
This one's a little experimental
Fern has discovered the "premature ejaculation" grimoire...
Watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/b5eec8d0c1397401f60f9cf8
This one's a little experimental
Fern has discovered the "premature ejaculation" grimoire, and she needs someone to test it on. Lucky for her, you happened to show u...
Watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/f78038daf2c4cc112ff01862
Release schedule:
$4.50 Tier - 26/06 (Now)
$2 Tier - 30/06
Public - 03/07
This version has one less round than the exclusive version, one less ending, and some other smaller parts cut out.2025-06-26 19:27:18 +0000 UTC
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Watch it right now here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/69c8d588061d09f681e7c128
It's been out for a little bit, but I didn't want to write this patreon post while sleepy.
Prinz Eugen has noticed you've been getting... distracted lately. A little too distracted by her, ...
Maids' Mansion Public Version:
It's out now, and you can watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/46a0bafd28240180a9a28a40
You've been a bad commander, and your shipgirls have decided to punish you by sending you down into the m_sochist basement. Luckily, the Royal Maids are willing to give you one more chance to redeem yourself. All you need to do...
Firstly, you can watch the new video here:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/9fa460d19741e97a43917124
It has actually been out for a while, but it was late and didn't want to write the patreon post while sleepy.
You've been a bad Commander and your shipgirls have decided to punish you by sending you down into the the m*sochist basement. Luckily, the Royal Maids ar...
Ako Public Version:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/f04920eeba159ea4da4244c3
This video is similar to the video I made on Rio, but with a new way to ruin your "O". This time it's pretty frustrating, and you'll likely get denied if you can't do it correctly. Good luck you'll need it!
Release Schedule:
$4.50 Tier - 05/05 (Now)
$2 Tier - 09/05
New Video
Firstly, new video, watch it now here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/b257957691024f45e1b7b377
This video is similar to the video I made on Rio, but with a new way to ruin your "O". This time it's pretty frustrating, and you'll likely get denied if you can't do it correctly. Good luck you'll need it!2025-04-30 19:58:46 +0000 UTC
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April fools skibidi toliet video:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/7b545e85c43bc885bcadc8c7
This is a collab with SweetyJOI, JOIGang, and BubbleBebe! I doubt you haven’t heard of them by now but if, somehow, you haven’t, please go check them out!
Jalter:
2025-04-01 22:49:43 +0000 UTC
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You visit Lingsha's clinic seeking help for your Stellaron, which has been acting strangely. But you're not the only one in need of care. If you truly want assistance, perhaps it's time to lend a hand as well!
Watch it here:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/55e8bcd5d9eb2164c63ed9e2
Watch the public version here:
2025-03-31 01:10:51 +0000 UTC
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Jalter
Watch it here now for just $6:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/ff5d7a3646b0e6c59c3253b1
You can also watch is here, since the joi-database is being slow:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/125027313
2025-03-24 04:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Joe Mama
The public version of Ellen Joe's Debt Collection is here, watch it now for just $4.50 here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/f412d7ee4dd864a7d1340e01
The release schedule is as follows:
02-03-25 (Now) - $4.50 tier and above
New Video
New video featuring Ellen Joe, watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/751e8e9b4477b6f3767fa0d7
Your in debt to Ellen Joe so naturally you'll be jorking your peanits to make up for it. Over one hour of content with a few different different endings de...
Yuuka
The public version of Yuuka's management is here, watch it now for $4.50 here:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/b11c7c103da91de58ec58ff5
The release schedule is as follows:
30-01-25 (Now) - $4.50 tier and above
02-02-25 - $2 tier and above
05-02-25 ...
Of course, the joi database would go down right after I release a video :joy:
There's a mega link in this post for all the exclusive videos:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/120671988
All the public versions are still available on the hub (except for Mona and the Asuna Roulette video) Search for "CreamySteamerJOI"
The owner of the joi-database said it could be weeks or days until the ...
Of course, the joi database would go down right after I release a video :joy:
Here's a mega link with every patreon exclusive video so far:
https://mega.nz/folder/X9tgRB7L#aB12zWj2Zok2X0C4x8DQ0Q
If it asks for a decryption key: aB12zWj2Zok2X0C4x8DQ0Q
All the public versions...
Whew more Blue Archive. This time it's Yuuka (and Noa) and their "management". It's over an 1 hour long with lots of edging and denial. Watch the exclusive version right now here:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/93dd0decb2e96f6e4a683185
The video won't be up right away it's still processing, it will be up an hour(?) after this post goes up.
2025-01-23 05:53:35 +0000 UTC
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New Video
Firstly, you can watch the new video here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/42ef363bf3c399cf496fd13e
Yap
I said in my last post that I was still deciding whether to add Ishtar and/or Ereshkigal. The main reason for this was that Rin (su...
After many delays, the public version of Asuna is out. This video was commissioned! If you'd like to commission a video DM me here or in the discord server (linked below) Watch the video now here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/7c85bca083e264a1ddb710c2
The video has the usual edging with some CBT and censorship along with some other stuff mixed in. It'll be released as fol...
This video was a commission so the themes are a little different from previous videos. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless, watch it here:
www.the-joi-database.com/watch/0088eef205e88e9b28f2b1ce
Next Video
The next video will feature Rin Tohsaka and should be out early De...
Watch it here:
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/cc023805a97f15dfed4f4101
Release schedule:
-07/11 (NOW) - $4.50 tier and above
-11/11 - $2 tier and above
-14/11 - Public
The next video is a commission but there will be a poll for the video after that in the discord server soooon
Join here:
2024-11-07 19:37:32 +0000 UTC
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