The terrifying bean crimes of England only seem to be multiplying, plus: A new robot finds itself at the centre of With A lead Pipe, and we open up our world famous mailbag.
2021-10-07 09:50:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It's back! This is the sleepy time spin-off podcast for when you want something to drift off to. I brought my proper microphone this time and it didn't really pick up any of the fire noise, because it's too good of a microphone apparently. You live, you learn! This one is even more rambling than the last, and I am just as surprised as you I managed to speak for about 30 minutes. Maybe even moreso.
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Outro: Tranquility - Bobby Hutcherson
2021-10-07 04:04:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week's bonus episode: A wildly eventful Shipping Report, seven very portentous horse deaths, a missing moon rock found, a whole lotta nuts, and another instalment of Theo Sees.
2021-10-03 00:46:30 +0000 UTC View PostSee a payphone (they should call them FREEphones now, because they're free)? Give us a call on 1800 317 515 and tell us all about your day. Hope you're having a good one.
2021-09-30 23:02:55 +0000 UTC View PostRadio broadcaster, game show host and podcaster Michael Hing joins us to talk about: Making your spooky haunted house just very slightly too spooky, attempting to outcop the cops, and how many snakes is the normal amount to have in your home.
2021-09-30 12:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone's on deck to discuss: The expansion of British bean crimes into spaghetti territory, haircuts gone bad, and a further exploration of the pipe violence-based wishes of both us and our beautiful listeners.
2021-09-26 03:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew, Lucy and Ben introduce everyone's future favourite segment 'With A Lead Pipe,' plus: the battle betwixt bird and drone in the skies of Canberra, and the boundless joy of free prawn crackers.
2021-09-23 22:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm trying out something new! It's a rambling maybe pointless story told by the fire, for you to fall asleep to maybe. Let us know what you think.
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Outro: Hard Time Killing Floor Blues - Chris Thomas King
Welcome to The Theo Philes! We were wrong about the episode number again. This time Theo and Ben bring you: a plan to empty out the Mediterranean, and the US military's attempt to check out what's happening on Mars without actually sending anyone or anything there.
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Outro: Remote Viewing - Tangerine Dream
2021-09-19 05:14:32 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben select from all the news of the world to bring you: massive chicken litigation, troubling English bean crime, ancient artefacts inside an alligator, building cities out of astronaut blood, and Dutch cops not at all getting their man.
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Outro: Mars Will Never Be Free Until the Sands Run Red With Earther Blood - Barge With An Antenna On It
2021-09-16 10:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: The tragic death of a miracle stingray, some sovereign citizen nonsense, people being assholes about masks, another serval on the loose, and the AI that will almost definitely take over the ISS.
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Outro: Pharaoh - Sam Amidon
2021-09-12 23:25:33 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Andrew's birthday today so he's off doing whatever an Andrew does. In his absence, Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: a very Italian crime, a very barefoot Italian, a series of ironic covid deaths, and a perfectly preserved butthole.
2021-09-09 12:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew, Lucy, and Ben present: Another emu loose in America, inherited worm memories, the Shipping Report, an unlikely forbidden romance, and honkers with honkers.
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Outro: What Is Your Dad Called? - Her Parents
2021-09-05 03:21:00 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben journey into the astral realm to explore: taking raw chicken with you on a domestic flight, warring pet psychics, and mysterious rhinoceros heads.
2021-09-01 06:46:41 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week's bonus: An update on one of show's fan-favourite former pornography collectors, and Theo takes us through the complicated and awful backstory to Pete Evans' latest thing that he's doing that we're not calling a scam (lawyers please note this).
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Outro: Kalamazoo - Primus
2021-08-29 01:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by returning handsome guest, the one and only musical comedy genius Tom Cardy! Tom's here to talk music, mysterious goo, bone-crushing rollercoasters, expensive scam straws and more.
You can stream Tom's new album Artificial Intelligence in all the usual places, but you should buy it on Bandcamp instead!
2021-08-27 03:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Andrew, Lucy, and Ben bring you: An update on the O'Hare Mothman, a miraculous shark birth, an alligator attack victim who loves her alligator, the beauty of wetness, and Paging Dr Lucy.
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Outro: I Will Ask You Twice - Ryley Walker
2021-08-22 03:31:42 +0000 UTC View PostFor some fucked up reason Americans don't use the handbrake all the time when parking. Go figure. Plus: Great American Hall of Name: Cornhole Edition, The Shipping Report, and a double dose of Nature Corner.
2021-08-19 11:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a bumper episode from the Boys Zone as Theo, Andrew, and Ben tackle: Is the Hog's Breath Cafe value for money? Why are birds mysteriously dying in Indiana? How dope is the Mackinac Bridge? What the fuck is pickleball? How long should a pig live?
2021-08-15 02:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This week it's a lengthy look at an extremely depressing sex diary and a brief glance at the saddest, horniest genre of Daily Mail headline.
2021-08-12 13:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt's an all-Nature Corner episode as Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through Americans with escaped exotic pets, Americans climbing into zoo enclosures, deer with covid, bees lining the walls of your house, and giraffe social structures.
2021-08-06 02:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In their special spin-off for learning stuff, Theo and Ben get into the limits of human perception, and the hidden communities of people with bad taste in just about everything.
2021-08-03 00:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, Ben and about 7 minutes of Theo discuss: the 1000 ways to die on a golf course, pretending to be your own wife to be an illegal virus transmission vector, pre-natal rat dreams, and a new type of fire.
2021-08-01 06:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben go deep on: Amsterdam canal deaths, pissing yourself unconscious, Dutch cryptids, and one very special French horse.
2021-07-29 13:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week's bonus episode: a mysterious fuckable fish, an exploration of the official state snacks of the United States, and a journey into Theo's memories of disgusting Australian children's television.
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James Bond Does NOT Jack Off: https://omny.fm/shows/nailed-it/32-eleanor-robertson-james-bond-does-not-jack-off
2021-07-27 02:04:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear the news? Brisbane got the 2032 Olympics! Well back in January 2020, me (Ben) and Theo (Theo) recorded an episode about how much we really didn't want the 2032 Olympics and why the Olympics sucks so bad. You can skip it if you've heard it before but personally I think it's a pretty fun episode and maybe it's worth a relisten. Anyway have a good one. (Wonderful intro on this one, just quietly.)
2021-07-24 01:59:51 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben and Lucy are joined by the legendary B-Man from the nu-metal scholars at Take A Look Around to discuss the latest Poll Report. We also investigate the strangely supportive world of Retconned reality, and find what happens when you shift into another version of our world, but the only difference is the spelling of one kind of cheese.
Find more of Al on the Take A Look Around podcast! All of their important links are here: 2021-07-23 09:49:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew and Ben present to you: An attempt to shoot Bigfoot, the Shipping Report, an ominous wobbling moon, and a gun seemingly designed exclusively to facilitate toddlers shooting their parents.
2021-07-18 07:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostMulti-instrumentalist, bon vivant and self-described "daddy of TikTok" Tom Cardy joins us to talk an abundance of bowling balls, a slew of escaped exotic animals, and transitioning away from Samurai films.
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Outro: Have You Checked Your Butthole - Tom Cardy
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You can find Tom's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy
You can find the The Feed special Cancelled right here: ...
2021-07-15 22:21:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a heads up: the first upload of this episode was a dud so if your podcast player downloads episodes automatically, you might need to delete and redownload it.
Let Lucy, Andrew, and Ben take your hand and guide you through: The feud between David Schwimmer and a dead monkey, giving meth to trout, tricking young Dutch people into eating mussels, and a bad plane design.
Outro: Still Believe - Tim Cappello
2021-07-10 03:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post