A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting really quite mad at Russia over champagne, and more of Theo Sees.
2021-07-09 03:19:14 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week's bonus episode: A further look into the non-stop scamtacular that is the Quadrotracker, an update on the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, some news from our friends at Efteling, and the Egg Report.
2021-07-04 04:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostThis week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.
2021-07-02 01:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Theo attempt to pick up the pieces after a catastrophic betrayal. Plus: a mini Theo Philes, an instalment of No Such Thing As A Tuna Sandwich, and a dubious listicle about Dutch charm.
2021-06-25 22:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not proud of what I've done.
https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/ep158-thegreatboontavistanotesheistw-benmcleay
2021-06-24 11:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post
A worthless device whose value in defrauding money from cops was priceless. A journey into the exciting world of modern-day cowboy names. An Indiana cryptid tale told by an unreliable narrator. And: belt gun.
2021-06-17 14:25:50 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, and noise bands.
2021-06-15 04:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben bring you far, far too much Hole Report in an episode that will surely eventually be deliberately lost in a warehouse fire. Plus: a city rising from a lake, a cicada causing a car accident, and 'the grandparent scam'.
2021-06-12 06:49:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political.
2021-06-10 23:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are terrifying.
2021-06-07 13:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: an update on the woman that fed those monkeys at the zoo, a story of the bond between wife and ex-wife, high-level scams for low-level airports, and aerospace R&D breakthroughs.
2021-06-06 04:10:08 +0000 UTC View PostThis week: a college football edition of Great American Hall of Name, some airborne feminism, a cow who can see things beyond our ken, and (you guessed it) the Shipping Report.
2021-05-30 13:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode: Americans simply won't stop climbing into zoo enclosures or operating baffling private zoos. Plus: a classic Dutch "fake boulder situation", and the white hat hacker helping Walmart through the power of racial slurs.
2021-05-27 14:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostNext week we'll be joined for a very special Paging Dr. Lucy by Brandy Jensen. Among other things, Brandy writes the advice column Ask A Fuck-Up for Jezebel.
That means we need your questions - and please feel very free to write in with real questions for Brandy!
Send an email to 2021-05-27 12:44:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Haters said we would never, but here we are: our 200th episode sort of. We hear from some of our nearest and dearest friends, plus: Can humans ass-breathe? Is Criss Angel a saint? Were there any maritime incidents of note? Is the absence of an event news?
2021-05-23 01:55:20 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben do an update on the man who definitely doesn't own his pet tiger, and explore the diverse world of Australian shit cars, labor-inducing burgers, and gunfight-inducing Pokémon cards.
2021-05-20 13:37:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to believe it, but the podcast has yet another segment! Introducing: 'That's Right Rental, Innit?' Plus: the Poll Report returns a tale of man's hubris in his struggle against the animal kingdom.
2021-05-16 09:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew and Ben are here to deliver the Shipping Report. Plus: infiltrating a high school to promote your Instagram, tiger crime, and a shockingly complete list of the kinds of animals we wouldn't like to be killed by.
Here's the article Theo said we'd put in the notes: https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-p...
2021-05-12 11:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostSYDNEY FOLKS: Check out the special Star Wars themed Dragon Friends show at The Comedy Store, this Wednesday, May 12th
Who will receive the Golden Rose? Free To A Good Home’s Ben Jenkins attends the Week Of Bens for a Mother’s Day special about crypto scams, swimming pool fraud, and the world’s most terrifying pranks.
We lost Ben this week when we took him to the supermarket, so we got another Ben! Ben Russell from Hug The Sun and Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun joins us to discuss a catfishing Tasmanian MP, the world's most hungry and disgu...
2021-05-06 13:06:40 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben present: non-lethal encounters with lethal holes, a forbidden toilet, the main episode debut of The Shipping Report, and the Fresno Nightcrawler down under.
2021-05-02 03:04:24 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben explore the amazing power of The Secret in an episode about dogs at the wheel, turtles through the windshield, and beliefing yourself into a mansion wedding. Plus: the introduction of the Great American Hall of Name.
2021-04-29 08:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew and Riley are joined by Dan Boeckner of Operators and The Bottlemen for the second episode of our series about the lasting cultural impact of September 11. We discuss Dan's recollection of the day, the impact that 9/11 had on the playlists...
2021-04-26 09:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Lucy are joined by the thriving girlboss co-creators of the television programme 'Why Are You Like This?' to talk about that one scene from Ghost Ship, drowning in cum, drinking cum, and Marine Todd. That's what's up.
2021-04-26 05:33:39 +0000 UTC View PostGreat(?) news everyone!
Andrew and Lucy have some special guests coming up - it's Naomi Higgins and Hum Mahbub, co-creators of the new Netflix/ABC comedy series Why Are You Like This?
Please reply with the most unsettling questions that you would like Naomi, Hum, Andrew and Lucy to answer on the show.
Australian listeners can leave a question in voicemail form on ...
2021-04-23 04:31:48 +0000 UTC View PostWill the ghost of your father help you bowl a perfect game? Is a free pretzel proof that COVID-19 has stopped ravaging America? How many coffee cups will one man throw on your lawn to exact his revenge? Plus: the Shipping Report has a theme now!
2021-04-22 13:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming to you from the US of A, the whole team tackles: the ghosts of Flight 401, the secretive death boner, chimps with human dicks, and the much-vaunted return of the Bad Tweet Round-Up.
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Henno visits Annabelle: https://www.pedestrian.tv/film-tv/annabelle-doll/
2021-04-18 03:08:17 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben are here to tell you about mysterious tunnels in suburban Illinois, the cruel censorship of the Place de Bitche, and the robot pizza delivery guys of our awful future.
2021-04-15 12:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostLive from the Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip! Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through the latest breakthroughs in mime science, some looming omens and portents in the Arctic, monkeys or mothchildren loose in Cincinnati, and the raccoon the Dutch simply won't kill.
2021-04-11 03:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben run you through the week's scams, the week's shipping news, and some cutting insight into what the teens are up to.
HEADS UP: If your audio is a bit screwy on this one you might have to redownload it to get the fixed version where we're not all talking over each other.
2021-04-08 06:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post