Let's face it: people love The Theo-philes. It's very nice. It's just some guys being dudes. In an attempt to recalibrate the vibes of the podcast, Lucy and Andrew have asked for questions from our listeners with the darkest chaos energy. These are your questions. You can only blame yourselves.
2020-10-01 13:23:52 +0000 UTC View PostTheo has come down with "baby madness" (he had a baby), so Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are left to their own devices to help Scott Adams hypnotise you into doing a big cum. All this plus flights to nowhere, secret subterranean man-caves, and shooting your own dick off.
2020-09-27 04:15:28 +0000 UTC View PostGet ready for Goofy: Origins and try not to trip over your katana as we discuss ravaging hordes of Super-Hogs, the many hats of retired bank robbers and the fine art of hoverboard dentistry.
2020-09-24 12:38:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Take a trip back to the heady days of the Noughties as Andrew and Riley cover Naked News, Johnny Knoxville, the 2000 Sydney Paralympics scandal, the Grandma's Boy extended universe, Coors commercial - and even an episode of Bones.
2020-09-24 12:38:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, Patreon now lets us offer annual memberships.
This offers a few additional benefits:
If you're interested, 2020-09-24 02:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another installment of The Theo Philes, as Ben and Theo surprise and delight each other with the incredible post-death life of Ötzi the Iceman and the horrible pre-death unlife of Shingy.
2020-09-19 08:40:20 +0000 UTC View PostWe're all going a little stir crazy in lockdown. It's time to put on your Big Boy clothes, get in the car and drive over to your wife's boyfriend's house as we discuss the art of the "fake commute" and what happens when The Beast gets tamed by a guy called Scott.
2020-09-17 12:17:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the 100th episode of Bones! You know what that means! Something fun? No! It means abandoning the fun parts of the show for a joyless slog of a flashback episode!
LEARN the origins of Booth's carefree spirit! GASP as Bones gets fired in her first day on the FBI job! SCREAM at an extravagant Dinner Update!
2020-09-17 11:45:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Bones making people independently wealthy with her book profits! Gratuitous Toyota product placement! Breakfast update! Pretty much forgetting to put a murder in there until the end! It's all in another episode of season 5 of Bones!
2020-09-14 12:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben talk about an important update in the realm of Moon Law, the stress levels in baboon hierarchies, cutting your hand off to spite your insurance company, and mysterious seals.
2020-09-12 08:39:42 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew's off doing some dumb shit for his birthday so Lucy, Theo, and Ben have gone wild with a special episode about the swingers resort Hedonism II, and how the resort and its loyal Hedophiles are dealing with the advent of COVID-19.
2020-09-09 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostTrump's beautiful boaters are facing Poseidon's damp wrath, Tony Abbott has changed his mind about whether old people deserve to live, The Man Who Ruins Funerals, and Queensland Police continue to be monsters.
2020-09-06 03:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The boys are joined by comedian Tom Walker to discover the mystery behind a Satanic murder! The answer lies deep in the heart of Coptown, on the corner of Spooky Boulevard...
2020-09-03 11:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the second installment of Ben and Theo's spin-off podcast for nerds, The Theo Philes. In this episode: The Halifax explosion, nature's many attempts to make anteaters, and intercontinental buoyant monkeys.
2020-09-03 04:59:09 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Ben are joined by Free To A Good Home's Ben Jenkins to talk about the strange and troubling world of space law as it relates to selling pieces of the moon to nerds.
2020-08-30 02:46:29 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Andrew talk through the awfulness of schoolies, the mathematics of lives not actually lost to Covid, and what happens when a nude man goes through a car wash. Andrew seemingly doesn't know the difference between the Sunshine Coast and the Gold Coast, but that's neither here nor there.
2020-08-28 10:53:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Get ready to have your assumptions challenged as Bones presents you with the straightest gays and the whitest POCs that 2009 has ever encountered! Booth has a little brother, and their relationship is stupid! This is the humpday of episodes!
2020-08-24 12:45:52 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here to talk about the magic ticket machine beneath King George Square, accepting the risk that a fish might kill you at any moment, the Masked Singer not being quite masked enough, and the failing body of Steve Bannon.
2020-08-23 02:23:59 +0000 UTC View PostLucy is in mandatory quarantine and Andrew and Ben are here to take her mind off the ordeal by talking at length about the thing she hates most above all else: boats. Plus: more boats.
2020-08-20 11:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostSex doll sales are through the roof, scientists are reanimating pig brains, and children are running amok in Sydney's casinos. Plus, is there a scam so heinous even Andrew won't endorse it? Find out, in this week's episode of this podcast.
2020-08-16 04:40:22 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben, and Theo introduce new segment Omens and Portents, and run through all the very clear recent signs that the apocalypse is imminent and we all must surely repent.
2020-08-13 12:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins Andrew and Riley for an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamentals.
This week the brave technicians at the Jeffersonian-Medico Institute for Sexual Harassment are forced to investigate the cause of death of a very mysterious and influential historical figure! Deep respect for the boots o...
2020-08-12 08:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostA nude German man has his valuables stolen by a wild boar (also German). The bubonic plague rears its ugly head in America. Jim "Jim's Mowing" Penman rears his in Australia. All this plus a double-header of Paging Dr Lucy, and all-new segment 'Bean to Bar'.
2020-08-09 11:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone,
Every now and then I like to do a post for new patrons to let them know how to get the bonus episodes into their podcast app of choice.
If you head on over to the page that shows you your Membership Benefits, you'll see a box with the private RSS feed. You can copy that code and add it to apps like Apple Podcasts, Pocketcasts, Stitcher and others. Unfortunately some apps like ...
2020-08-07 00:17:35 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here as we declare the podcast to be a sovereign micronation and use our new found freedoms to talk about Virgin Australia's awful parting gift to its former employees, the fall of a mighty (unrecognised) empire, airlines comping funerals, and the awful British.
2020-08-06 11:26:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley and Andrew are joined by Boonta Vista's resident alien expert as we travel to Roswell for a very paranormal Bones! It is a real alien? No! But imagine if it was! Pretty cool, right?
Alien race war! Inaccurate map reading! The worst sentence construction in the galaxy! All this and more!
2020-08-02 12:41:46 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Ben debut their new spin-off series The Theo Philes, in which they tell each other about weird shit they think is interesting. In this first episode it's devastating corporate malfeasance and environmental negligence, and also a cool rock.
2020-08-02 11:58:15 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben open up the mailbag to explore what constitutes Australian food, who is the least worst between cops and sovereign citizens, and how bad an appendectomy can get. Plus: we pore through the group chat for the murky, embarrassing origins of the podcast itself.
2020-07-30 12:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew, Lucy and Theo are climbing into a warm, comfy electric vehicle and getting ready to confront the New World Order by bravely buying a sausage at the local hardware franchise. Also, in a very concerning development someone has armed the British monkeys.
Hi all! Just letting you know we’re having a one week break from Boney Island due to appendicitis, then we’ll be back next week with some fun guests.
Thanks!
2020-07-24 01:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post