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EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hiding secret messages in your marriage vows, taking your big leg all the way to Canada, and one neat trick for permanent free parking in the inner city.

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Outro: Bambi - Suuns

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BONUS EPISODE: Nice Life, Dickhole

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Changing the law to persecute one man that nobody in your town likes, and regretting your car purchase because of one man that nobody anywhere likes.

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Outro: Love and Death - Ebo Taylor

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EPISODE 394: Make Your Own 9/11

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A once-in-a-lifetime tragedy hitting a bar in Arizona, a miracle exploding a tree in Alabama, and a tragedy exploding a vape in a pocket.

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Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live

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Outro: The Book Lovers - Broadcast

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BONUS EPISODE: I’m In The Funnel And My Back Hurts

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Helping your buddy out while he's away, the prevalence of modern oral, and nature balancing the scales one bobcat at a time.

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Outro: Ticker-Tape of the Unconscious - Stereolab

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Live show! Episode 400 at the Brisbane Polish Club

We're doing it again. Tickets and details at boontavista.com/live

We're also planning some Melbourne and Sydney shows in the next few months so keep an eye out if you're in those cities. Can't wait xoxo

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EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: History's most evil top hat, a brand new colour, Uberising the repo panopticon, CBTing your way out of road rage, and hacking into Disney's mainframe for mixed results.

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Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live

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Outro: Endless Blue - The Horrors

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BONUS EPISODE: The Porth Homunculus

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two centuries of eggfighting, a town overrun by barbers, a portentous steeple incident, and a bobcat handled.

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Outro: Hell Comes to Frogtown - Tape/Off

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EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black)

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins us to non-fishly discuss: A car that will always be Sheryl Crow's, how to talk normal in conversation, a possible Starman in New Jersey, the power of musical nostalgia, and Headline News.

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Listen to Savant Garde here: https://podcasts.apple.com/lu/podcast/savant-garde/id1801643885

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BONUS EPISODE: Live Eggs From Maltese Etsy

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An orthopedic surgeon with an illicit egg business on the side, America's fireworks crisis, a mountain-inspired sandwich dynasty, and putting chips in balls for unclear benefit.

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Outro: Orion - King Buffalo

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EPISODE 391: A Cutout For Hanging Dong

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A child who lives inside a dream, a pop punk band with an important message, the emergence of a nude man, illegal hotel reservations, and the meaning of life.

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Outro: Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk

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BONUS EPISODE: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The best degustation dinner an American golfer can imagine, the on-trend items for filling your Easter basket, and taking on the Werewolf Penis Challenge.

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Outro: Her Way Has Come - La Hell Gang

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EPISODE 390: Flying Shoes, Hidden Flask Bracelet

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lying about your degree in chaos mathematics, a mayor and restaurateur in crisis, an update on Dave Hughes, and the Clipping Report.

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Outro: Mesh Mask - True Widow

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BONUS EPISODE: In The Mind Of A Miscreant

Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: The continuing laser problem, an old-timey scam back in fashion, a million dollars on wheels, the plight of the pigman, and the return of the Shipping Report.

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EPISODE 389: Avec Wasps

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An indefinite substance that's definitely safe, cuckolding your way into a retention pond, Subway à la Francais, and close-up magic over IP.

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Outro: I Will Possess your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie

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BONUS EPISODE: A Nice Big Lovely Welcoming Vagina (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)

The world's only married podcasting team join Lucy and Theo for: A joke going too far for the Dutch, a billboard that's well minging, a regular hot air balloon landing, Headline News, and so much more.

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Find Demi's goings on at: https://centuryartists.com.au/demi-lardner/

Find Tom's goings on at: https://www.tomwalkerisgo...

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EPISODE 388: Mummified Queens And The Boots With The Fur

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: apizza amailbag, an ancient Dutchman receiving a second, newer face, the potato-themed license plates of Idaho, a mayoral insurgency in New Jersey, and the best and oldest stink you've ever sniffed.

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Outro: My Little Town - Paul Simon

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BONUS EPISODE: Québécois Lesbiennes

Lucy, Andrew and Theo bring you: an illegally noisy bathroom situation, distressed swimmers who may or may not be human, anti-gravity pizza technology, the crime of scaring an officer, and things you can and can't ask about a cruise ship.

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Outro: Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers

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EPISODE 387: A Pig Was Cubed For This

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: From politeness to knife violence, a prayer for Boston, a real giraffe, no prize for Connecticut, and the empty car.

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Outro: Cheer Up, Chihiro! - Ovlov

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BONUS EPISODE: How Creamed Is Your Hog

Raw, uncut, and recorded live (in the sense that we didn't do it over webcam) in Brisbane: Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you the messed up stuff ladies are rubbing their shit to, and McDonald's setting its sights on the one point of chicken market share.

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Outro: How Deep Is Your Love? - Bee Gees

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EPISODE 386: I Came Here To Fuck The Gargoyle’s Wife

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Living in the shadow of your hot wife, the violation of the egg honour system, the future of despining beef, and lifting forbidden kicks from desert trains.

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Outro: Do You Feel Alright - KC and the Sunshine Band

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BONUS EPISODE: Yeah, I’m Thinking Einstein Liked It Hairless (with Tom Walker)

Mime, comedian, podcaster, streamer and all-round zany funster Tom Walker joins Lucy and Andrew to talk about: Two crashes from one man, Florida's animalian undercity, classic jogger pranks, and the RIPing Report.

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Outro: Dearest Alfred - Khruangbin

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Find Tom's goings on here: https://www.tomwalkerisgood.com/

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EPISODE 385: I Will Million Dollar Baby Myself At 9:45

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An entire episode of keenly insightful observations and predictions in the Grocerant space as it pertains to Millennials and Gen Z.

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Outro: Burn Out Blues - Washed Out

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BONUS EPISODE: Flying Specialist Lamprey Killers To The Great Lakes

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The very near future of furcons, very nearly hitting it big, striking an unconventional bargain to hit it big, too many lampreys, and the Great American Hall of Name.

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Outro: Main Title Theme - Unkle

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EPISODE 384: Croat Detected (with Milo Edwards)

Milo Edwards returns to the show to discuss: The seating arrangements of the Lynchian spectre of America's conscience and the Subways of the United Kingdom.

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Check out Milo's tour dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows

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Outro: Captain - Nice Biscuit

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BONUS EPISODE: Weird Memories Of Your Hot-Tubbing Father

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Failing to hide who you are from your friends, the return of a specific ShareLunker, solving the egg crisis with cruelty, and a double dose of Stuff We Should Chat About.

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Outro: No One Else - Roku Music

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EPISODE 383: Stanking Ass Or Otherwise (with Joe Kassabian)

Joe Kassabian from Lions Led By Donkeys joins us to discuss: A political career ruined by happy hardcore, brotherly lawyerly horseplay gone awry, fake Dutch cops, real Dutch heists, and Headline News.

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Get stickers here: https://boontavista.myshopify.com/

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BONUS EPISODE: Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News.

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EPISODE 382: A Seafood Sensation Upper Decker

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another look at humanity as a whole through the lens of the sandwich, mysterious seeds arriving in our Texas towns, and experiencing ambulance euphoria.

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Outro: Evil Eye - Fu Manchu

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BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A crumbling empire's roadwars, an unwelcome guest in your brown slop, big time egg theft, and the RIPing Report.

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Outro: Thebes - Om

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EPISODE 381: Get A Bucket, I’m About To Cum

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man in a Bobcat with nothing to lose, an international sandwich chain staffed by people with nothing to lose, and making sure the evil is cleansed from your house.

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Outro: Did I Buy It? - Jerry Paper feat. Mild High Club

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