Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Roughly six dozen dads keeping one school safe, a perfectly orchestrated crawfish boil, the best time to steal a Lincoln Navigator, and losing your faith in vigilante justice.
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Outro: There's Your Dad - Frenzal Rhomb
2024-10-02 10:17:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An Iowan cryptid from the turn of the century, opportunities for sneezophiles, a bull exodus mostly addressed, a village defiled by correspondence, and the Clipping Report.
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Hot pies: https://x.com/thomas_violence/status/1295222966406406144
2024-09-29 02:59:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One extraordinarily long episode with one big segment exploring new and exciting discoveries in the realms of human sensuality.
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Outro: Torches Together - Mewithoutyou
2024-09-25 13:22:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Remembering the Ladmo Bag, coming out as aphant, temporarily playing as a chilli bun, and bleeding out on your way to Portland.
2024-09-22 03:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A very stinky update to the Stinkin' Sentra saga, cheating on your husband with your mind, starting a cycle of violence with a simple act of theft, and a house with no one in it.
2024-09-18 10:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clipping Report.
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Here's the link to the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERtP8VQLuw
2024-09-15 02:38:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew, Lucy and Theo bring you: a ludicrous expenditure on a legal fight against a monolithic entity all because you had one too many tempranillos, and an extremely solvable case of mistaken identity.
2024-09-12 10:49:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: lateral thinking and technological innovation punished by Big Music, a case of mistaken organ identity, a trip down East Idaho memory lane, and all the egg that's fit to news.
2024-09-10 11:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew, Theo and Lucy bring you: the innocence of a child holding a skull drill, it taking a village to bully a child, financial genius at work, and the real definition of a ghost train.
2024-09-05 06:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.
2024-09-02 09:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo and Andrew present: a Lead Pipe hit list, the devastation that follows bored Dutch tweens, and a generous prank that starts a little too strong, goes down a notch and then ramps right back up.
2024-08-29 00:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling.
2024-08-25 03:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostWake up sweetie! It's time to record! Andrew, Theo and Lucy bring you: the failed retrieval of a misplaced ping pong ball, and an all-timer fraud check at the service dog factory.
2024-08-21 10:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot smaller, and not one but two things that you really, really don't want to happen.
2024-08-18 10:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy and Andrew are here, stinking up the joint with a review of John Travolta's 2015 Texas Lineman epic, Life On The Line. We're also answering some questions from you, our stinky friends!
Outro song: The Lineman - The Kentucky Linemen
2024-08-14 11:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostWell well well. If it isn't Andrew and Lucy, pairing up to talk about something stupid and probably gross at some point. We will be chatting about the 2015 John Travolta-starring lineman thriller Life on the Line, but we will also take some of your questions!
Do you have any question about unpleasant liquids, or slimy things, or troubling relationship developments? Send them to mailbag@boontavista.c...
2024-08-11 09:14:58 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troubling world of the BookTok ice hockey enthusiast.
2024-08-11 09:03:56 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A bunch of ways to not name a Pennsylvanian bus, stealing a couple of Guggenheimers for no reward, and the curse of the Power Ranger.
2024-08-07 10:41:18 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohio wing ruling.
2024-08-04 00:36:23 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: A story that maybe shouldn't have made the cut, the world's least erotic flight, a reunited finger and man, more lineman violence, and a place to dispose of grenades.
2024-07-31 08:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival.
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This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQ
2024-07-28 04:57:54 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Random attacks from the American money deity, an ominous masked man, a train where a train shouldn't be, and the return of a dog who maybe can't remember home.
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The Boonta Vista Songs Mentioned playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/23btvTd4xnIHAOFwoNhuwH
2024-07-24 10:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Catch A Predator Jr, an almost perfect crime in Seattle, and Headline News.
2024-07-21 03:37:42 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The rudest thing you can do to a HVAC technician, how to heterosexually introduce cucking to your homophobic wife, and a broad look at America in Blotter Watch.
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Outro: Elsewhere - Hayden Pedigo
2024-07-17 10:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the world, a very professional watch heist, and the Clipping Report.
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Tom's Sydney show: https://standupsydney.com/event/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/
Tom's Melbourne show: 2024-07-14 03:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A story of teen heroism on New Hampshire's largest lake, one extremely cool pool party, the unique point of view of Generation X, how to kill 450,000 owls in 10,950 days, and the RIPing Report.
2024-07-10 14:02:46 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdresser, and the RIPing Report.
2024-07-07 02:25:10 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One woman's frighteningly avoidable encounter with a trio of wolves, one life-altering haircut, and the best board games for transitioning from awkward hellos to mix-and-match sucking and fucking.
2024-07-03 10:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry.
2024-06-30 02:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hooters enters the grocerant niche, a letter from a listener that you might recognise, and Headline News. Somehow that's a whole hour.
2024-06-26 13:24:07 +0000 UTC View Post