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BONUS EPISODE: Peepaw's Birdfeeder Cringe Compilation

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting turned into content by your grandkids, a storied history of raw milk incidents, and the Homestead assisted living facility goes zip-lining sort of.

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EPISODE 322: Don't Hawk To Me Until I've Had My Morning Coffee (with James Colley)

Comedian and author James Colley joins us for: Blackface skirmishes in the Netherlands, an extraordinary hawk visitation, and a look around America in Blotter Watch.

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Pre-order The Next Big Thing here: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-next-big-thing-james-colley/book/9780645757910.html

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BONUS EPISODE: Try Not To PS General Slocum Challenge (with Jesse Black)

Marine biologist of the show Jesse returns to tell Lucy about a series of adorable fish behaviours and also a horrifying maritime tragedy.

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Check out Jesse's podcast here: http://sludgefest.substack.com/

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EPISODE 321: A Crab Bribe Rashomon

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our first ever visit to r/retcon, a fungible Canadian crab crime, one lion's journey to the heart of Italy, and a viral Dutch food sensation that is not for eating.

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BONUS EPISODE: A Lawnmower Motor And Some Italian Leather

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two complicated moral quandaries from the OzBargain forums, 11 hilarious jokes guaranteed to delight your Dutch colleagues, and the RIPing Report.

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EPISODE 320: Joe Biden’s America’s Spine Implant AI Cuck Fantasies

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The MILF-adjacent business offer a lifetime, personal disagreements in a Delta Airlines cockpit, and an America-wide edition of Blotter Watch.

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BONUS EPISODE: Bring Your Dad To Mischief Night

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: An almost total Dutch bee heist, no more gay songs for FC Twente, and two different regional perspectives on Mischief Night. 

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EPISODE 319: Introducing The Boonta Vista Tracer Marble

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another update from the Homestead Assisted Living, an anonymous snake hero, raw milk consequences, and a senseless fish tank explosion.

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BONUS EPISODE: Racist And Dripless

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The haircut photo policy at Taco Bell, accidental dad shots in Minnesota, the appearance of a mystery shack, and catching the same fish twice for the perfect urban fish pic.

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Check out Slowcut: https://slowcutband.bandcamp.com/album/in-death-is-relief

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EPISODE 318: The Hyundai i30 Giraffe Killer

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An avoidable giraffe mishap, a swift act of pickleball revenge, paranoia grips Armthorpe, an absent-minded gun-mailing, and the RIPing Report.

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The handbrake episode is Episode 213: Dad Like A Hole, and the pickleball one is the bonus episode 'Allen or Whitley'.


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BONUS EPISODE: 9/11 Your Real Estate Agent

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The ups and downs of the 66th Coupe Aéronautique Gordon Bennett, a man's tire fire draws ire, Idaho's high tech elk mecha program, and a bed bug-free Netherlands. 

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EPISODE 317: The Opposite Of Phimosis (with Tom Walker)

We're joined again by political satirist Tom Walker to discuss: A chemical spill on a bullet train, a wine catastrophe at a dinner party, and one man's penis. Plus: A little bit of Headline News.

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Find Tom at https://www.tomwalkerisgood.com/

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BONUS EPISODE: Never Fight A Duck With A Crown (with Tom Walker)

Intimate friend of the show Tom Walker joins us behind the paywall for a special "all mailbag" episode. Expect: Penis injuries, tall wrestlers, stealing food, and how to make a clean exit from the stall.

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Mailbag!! Mailbag!!

Hello beautiful homies. It’s been a while, but we would love some of your questions for us to answer on some upcoming episodes. Also, the beloved Tom Walker is returning, so he will also be helping us answer your questions about anything that fits into our regular categories, and anything that doesn’t.

Please submit your questions to mailbag@boontavista.com

Thank you!

Peace and love,

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EPISODE 316: A Hard Zero Of Dead Birds

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery package from Florida, heading towards a billion dead birds, and a duck walks into a bar.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Fort Wayne Diarrhea Bastards

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One pumpkin equals one zoo, reflection on the TinCaps debacle, getting attention at a wedding, and the hazards of Kansas.

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Yo! No free new free episode this week

The normals are getting an unlocked Theo Philes this week because I'm at BORLFF, Theo is on holiday, Lucy is moving house and Andrew is doing the dance from The OA outside Netflix headquarters. If you're looking for something to listen to, I simply cannot recommend enough listening to Bigsofttitty.png episode 255. Tom's email will change your life.

Thank you,

Ben

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BONUS EPISODE: Rove Fever On My Grippo’s Ballreich

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The union of two Ohio snack titans, another dog with a gun, a miracle blow dart accident, and a celebrity visit sure to thrill a teen.

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EPISODE 315: Slugged at the Reborn Baby Bowser

Lucy, Andrew and Theo welcome you aboard the  scurvy-ridden HMS Erebus for a wedding celebration, a list of dead  people, the issues facing the aspiring parents of England, and the  noisiest chupacabra in town

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BONUS EPISODE: 43% Burnt (Harp Cover)

In this special bumper episode, Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you a nuanced and important look at the emerging phenomenon of millennials boomerising themselves. Plus: The Harp Twins are visiting Maine! 

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Outro: Hole in the Sky - Black Sabbath

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EPISODE 314: Spiralizing Jimmy Fallon (with Demi Lardner)

Comedian, podcaster, streamer, voice actor and nasty little freak Demi Lardner joins us to discuss: A Shaq Attack at a Best Buy, a series of unruly crimes, making Jimmy Fallon as long as possible, taking Garfield to task, and the RIPing Report.

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Follow Demi on Twitch: twitch.tv/DemiLardner

Follow Demi on Twitter: twitter.com/DemiLardner

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BONUS EPISODE: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A product recall over a forbidden URL, a fun day out in Salmon for teens and tweens alike, a secret lumpy deer in Maine, and a 5-star shoe that looks like a fam.

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EPISODE 313: The Mancunian Candidate (with Alexei Toliopoulos)

Andrew and Ben are joined by vibrant podcasting personality Alexei Toliopoulos to talk about the incredible power of sex magick and the level-headed English response to Christmas stuff on supermarket shelves.

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Listen to Special Features here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/special-features-with-cameron-james-alexei-toliopoulos/id999...

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BONUS EPISODE: A Pre-Babadooked Motorola G13

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another rapturous experience from Homestead Assisted Living, a horrifying otherwordly encounter with a haunted phone, and the Shipping Report. Somehow those three things take up an hour and fifteen minutes.

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EPISODE 312: The Egg Queen Of Forest City, Iowa (with Miles Klee)

Writer Miles Klee joins Lucy, Andrew and Ben to discuss: An egg reunion 72 years in the making, a $10 million ham, a mystery sound in Pennsylvania, and interacting with the public art in Geneva.

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Follow Miles here: https://twitter.com/youwouldntpost

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BONUS EPISODE: The First Heptapod Intern At KTXL

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two big victims of a tragic spontaneous trailer combustion, fighting crime by flattening convenience stores, a dark and mysterious liquid in an Iowa river, and the origin of a compelling image.

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EPISODE 311: An 11-Acre Toilet (with Dave Harmon)

Podcaster, DM and video game producer Dave Harmon joins Lucy, Theo and Andrew to discuss: A pelican's day out, the perfect movie to cuddle to, a "Dutch" man lost at sea, an easy $9, a perfect afternoon in Indiana, and jorts at BYU.

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Get Jumplight Odyssey here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1893820/Jumplight_Odyssey/

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BONUS EPISODE: Burying All Kinds Of Secrets In The Iowa Cornfields

Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Big laughs from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, gaining a grandfather from a lake miracle, losing your car to a lake tragedy, and the RIPing Report.

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EPISODE 310: A Humpback Chub In Every Home

Lucy, Theo and Ben bring you: A pilot with nothing to lose, the end of a historic escalator, a man who probably shouldn't build any more bridges, the quest to save a special fish, and 32 misplaced cars.


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BONUS EPISODE: A Reverse Ted Cruz Into A Metcalf Twist

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A contemporary Great American Hall of Names, trouble brewing at Wellington Zoo, an act of generosity at the Iowa State Fair, and on-the-nose symbolic violence in Kansas City.

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