Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A ritual feast for seniors, the consequences of a failed ATM heist, the end of an illegal underwater wine operation, and a bean-centric hazmat situation.
2023-08-12 03:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Ben bring you: A classic arson dog golf cart mishap, no consequences for the snake burglar, a called shot with a sedan, and the travelling sludge problem in Maine.
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I lied about including a link to the video it's from a private account. Sorry.
2023-08-09 23:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Bryan Quinby from Guys to talk about: The butter sculptures at the Ohio State Fair, the ride safety at the Ohio State Fair, Ohio's newest rollercoaster, and the Clipping Report.
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Listen to Guys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/guys-with-bryan-quinby/id1671039476
Follow Bryan here: 2023-08-04 23:37:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Oklahoma City's most wanted amateur parachutist, Indiana's fastest Google Street View mapper, and the world's most unfortunate nude man.
2023-08-03 02:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Vulgar transgressions at the Rotterdam summer carnival, bug soups, self-crashing F-150s, a $20,000 mouthful of milk, and Headline News.
2023-07-30 02:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The slime problems of an incurious Labrador mayor, spontaneous jury duty in Oklahoma, a follow-up on our favourite untrained helicopter pilot, and Headline News.
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I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter by Isabel Fall: https://gwern.net/doc/fiction/science-fiction/2020-01-15-fall-isexuallyide...
2023-07-27 03:24:44 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A cryptid mystery solved 5 years later, a hog market update, tales of not-quite crime in Colorado, a perfectly named arsonist, and the Clipping Report.
2023-07-23 03:37:52 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Ben bring you: A Tipping Report, an even more detailed Tipping Report, a free pass on vorarephilia, a French meteorite that wasn't, and an apparently newsworthy fishing trip.
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Outro: Paint Some Lines On It - Nah feat. Givv
2023-07-20 02:55:53 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy and Theo bring you: Americans who can't stop showing Instagram Live to gorillas, a stolen alligator, a garbage man who has simply had enough, the world's slowest police chase and more
2023-07-16 12:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The fine foods available at the Iowa State Fair, a non-specific river incident, a Boonta Vista deer covid prediction come to pass, and a trigger happy Dutch mayor.
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Thanks to Kurt, Adam and Discord user Synthmage for the Dead Flag Blues homages.
2023-07-12 09:20:16 +0000 UTC View PostPolygon's Patrick Gill joins Theo and Ben to discuss: Travelling too far into turtle holes and storm drains, the worst liquid to sit near on a plane, and the best place not to land your hot air balloon.
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Follow Patrick on Twitch: twitch.tv/pizza_suplex
Follow him on Instagram: intagram.com/pizza_suplex_vevo
2023-07-09 05:16:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo and Ben bring you: Extraordinary accounts of the paranormal from an esteemed chemist, and a 14th century atlas documenting the real and incredible wonders of the globe.
2023-07-06 00:10:19 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A malevolent square haunting Texas, punching a bear to save your dog, the world's most expensive cow, a delinquent deputy mayor in Finland, and the Clipping Report.
2023-07-02 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben discuss: An American thinkfluencer alone on a plane, a very convoluted low-stakes sandwich scam, the Cowtown shotgun accident, Bohemian Grove, and Australia's new true blue shithouse airline.
2023-06-29 02:44:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Jasamine White-Gluz of No Joy to discuss: The fallout from Greeley's Xtreme Bulls event, unwanted custody of too many fish, going undercover to secure the drip, and worms harnessing the air power of bees.
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Follow Jasamine on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/nojoy
Get the 10th anniversary reissue of Wait To Pleasure right here: 2023-06-25 05:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Ice from the sky, freak accidents, freak miracles, tainted sausage links that are probably fine, and a Belgian TikTok prank from the mind of a dipshit.
2023-06-21 12:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: A wet Jeep, the stinkiest Nazi rubber in Texas, airholing the Kennebec River, angry cows, Swiss diaper trouble, and a dispatch from a big dinner.
2023-06-19 02:33:37 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Changing the lives of the elderly by giving them guns, how to decide when something is actually worth stealing, crushing coaster disappointment, and the explosions continuously shaking Rotterdam.
2023-06-14 09:44:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the video of episode 300 if you'd like to put some names to faces :)
2023-06-12 08:45:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Recorded live on the internet, it's episode 300, the roughly 600th episode! It's a bit longer than a normal episode and a bit sillier than a normal episode. It features: The search for a single turd producer, two American gun mishaps, a series of dildo burglaries, and a Great American Hall of Name.
2023-06-11 23:48:09 +0000 UTC View PostLucy and Andrew bring you: How to tell if a bear is filming you, are pigeons dreaming of romance, and how to exchange your Trump Bucks for real money.
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To hear more about beefalo, check out Boonta Vista episode 186: Beefalo beefalo Beefalo beefalo beefalo beefalo Beefalo beefalo.
2023-06-08 02:22:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies to people on the east coast of America but someone had to lose.
2023-06-06 03:20:20 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The magical world of Diddl and his large racist family, a variety of livestock ailments, and a stinky little groundhog.
2023-06-04 03:43:51 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A series of tabloid headlines, the hunt for the Welsh chupacabra, and how to take care of the raccoon you shouldn't have.
2023-06-01 02:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Cornwall's most competitive worm-summoning meet-up and a Texas community terrorised by the turkeys they once considered friends.
2023-05-28 04:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A slow joyride to the airport, the free episode debut of Headline News, a rabbit terrorising Iowa, another cop toilet gun mishap, and New Mexico's looming hot air balloon disaster.
2023-05-25 00:31:28 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: One weird trick that makes crime legal in Ohio, a word of wafflemaker caution, an extra set of hands for toe amputation, and an all-new, very short segment.
2023-05-20 05:59:23 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack.
2023-05-18 14:29:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A smell too powerful, a reversal of fortunes for a bird and a snake, the healing power of thousands of bees, and the Shipping Report.
2023-05-13 06:09:38 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three visitations of an invited bear, the dangers of the buffet on deck 16, how to make a battery disappear, the most disappointing ant in the colony, and turkey mistakes.
2023-05-11 03:42:34 +0000 UTC View Post