Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A sexy mishap in the German woods, a farewell to the Forceful tug, monkeys loose in Lancaster, an award-winning burger, an eclectic burglary, and a very short-lived scam.
2023-05-07 05:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: The medium-sized theft of a tiny house, an absence of Nazi gold in a Dutch village, stolen valour at an ultra marathon, and how not to illegally buy your boxes of body parts.
2023-05-05 04:18:50 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious congregation of empty cars, pipe theft trouble in the Kansas undercity, and the controversy surrounding the Monopoli MILF Mermaid.
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The Food Lab: https://www.seriouseats.com/the-food-lab-5118015
2023-04-30 06:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostI apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you.
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape.
2023-04-27 05:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostMarine biologist and ex-husband of the show Jesse joins Lucy to talk about training dolphins, whales and bats for modern warfare and the appropriate etiquette protocols for killer robots.
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Check out Jesse's podcast here: http://sludgefest.substack.com/
2023-04-22 00:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy.
2023-04-19 23:36:50 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious sea beast in a New Orleans park, hot dog chaos in Philadelphia, an ice disk of hitherto unseen proportion, and the monarch of a short-haul flight.
2023-04-15 02:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap.
2023-04-13 03:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A two-pronged attack on the Dutch rail network by the animal kingdom, and stories and glory, wonderment and saxophone solos from those who have seen the great beyond.
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This is the 99% Invisible episode about Dutch bicycles: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/de-fiets-is-niets/
2023-04-09 05:39:11 +0000 UTC View PostArtist, musician, fashion designer and Brisbane icon Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The ideal British diet, salvia-induced worm behaviour, using magic to trick monkeys, and the RIPing report.
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Get tickets to Vale Vivi here: https://thetivoli.com.au/events/vale-vivi
2023-04-05 09:53:10 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man whose crime is putting in the work, a beautiful gift from mother to ape, a pooling orange goop, and teaching the Amish about carbon.
2023-04-01 07:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Floridian crystal philanthropist, an unlicensed Canadian stunt driver, a big pile of deer carcasses in Tennessee, and the Great American Hall of Name.
2023-03-30 10:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Magnet magnate Dick Wicks, history's most two-faced physiotherapist, asymmetrical owl warfare, too many guns in a safe, and too many guns in an estuary.
2023-03-25 04:38:16 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The menus of the Pennsylvania school system, a car detailing prodigy, the worst way to watch porn, a cartoon mishap, an American abroad, and a hot tub animal attack.
2023-03-23 03:19:59 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An almost prodigal helicopter thief, acts of random impishness in Denton, Home Alone-ing a paint salesman, the neighbour panopticon, and the RIPing Report.
2023-03-19 04:58:41 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An ATV crash that makes you go hmm, an algae bloom that makes you go blind, badger sabotage, art traps, mind-bending ape rotation, and how to not be attacked by a zebra.
2023-03-15 23:03:54 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo and Ben bring you: A Great American Hall of Name from football history, a New York sandwich plural question, stories of Americans being irresponsible with firearms, mandatory New Hampshire train sobriety, and briefcases full of eels.
2023-03-11 03:47:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Several zoo containment breaches, the accidental removal of something very precious, the story of a very old clam, and the Tipping Report.
2023-03-09 06:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A worrying absence of crow movement, an innocent plane prank gone wrong, what the fuck is up with American toilet doors, and some sure-fire Tinder opening lines.
2023-03-05 03:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe filthy "normals" are this week getting December's previously locked Theo Philes episode, which means you guys are only getting the bonus episode you paid for with your hard earned dollars. BUT, if you just signed up to the Patreon after Freemium Freebruary, it's very likely it's an episode you haven't heard before, so why not check out "The Theo Philes XII - Dirigible Fever / Cryonic Youth" either on the free feed or by scrolling back through your shiny new premium feed to December.
Lucy and Ben bring you: Crossing the human-chimpanzee gesture barrier, the legal status of killer robots in Montana, a very slippery regional festival in Minnesota, theme park hack content gone wrong, and just how many guns are on your plane.
2023-02-26 02:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis week it's: A floor gun in Texas, a mystery smell in Texas, an aircraft prank crime in Texas, a URL feud in Kansas, and a misidentified flying prank over Lancashire.
The clicking was Lucy it turns out.
2023-02-23 09:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post
After an accidental break and a lost episode 3, Andrew and Riley are back with Episode 4! Alice from Trashfuture and Kill James Bond joins us for gangstalking construction workers, breakfast plans, Guy Ritchie defense and 2010's dismal understanding of viral posts.
2023-02-22 03:14:59 +0000 UTC View PostFish correspondent, ex-husband of the show and podcast host Jesse Black joins Lucy and Ben to talk about: Sex lamps, sturgeon lifespan, perfume poisoning, chicken sludge, and how to get away with arson.
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Check out Jesse's new podcast here: https://sludgefest.substack.com/
Follow him on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/...
2023-02-19 04:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostThis week: A very unhappy Dutch choreographer, a very secure Hoosier, a not-as-secure pelican, a grave train miscalculation, and an attempt at a Hyundai correction.
2023-02-16 12:24:41 +0000 UTC View Post
A tale of three Dennis the Menace statues, the loneliest hockey player in the Southern Professional Hockey League, the redditors who dream of a world without dogs, and just how much beer can an escaped bear bear.
2023-02-12 04:38:27 +0000 UTC View PostWe're joined once again by Max Lavergne, beloved author and creator and host of the serial podcast The Horse & The Rider!
It's time to ponder sunken toilets, burial mishaps, monstrous trucks, horny ghosts and an update about the many adventures of the mystical Jericho Wolf Labonte.
You can find Max's podcast, books, Twitter and more here: https://linktr.ee/maxlavergne
2023-02-09 12:54:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Barriers overcome for a miracle birth, mental illness cured by a Spinning Grandma simulator, a mystery smell in a supermarket, and two unrelated but very cool crimes (maybe).
2023-02-05 06:54:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The return of an ominous comet, a new mostly invisible cryptid, a touchy French robot, and a quick check on John Edwards.
2023-02-02 11:23:17 +0000 UTC View PostStreamer, comedian and star of stage and screen Tom Walker joins Andrew, Theo, and Ben to talk: Grocerant innovation, goon caves, Karen's Diner abroad, and the transformative power of psychedelic drugs.
2023-01-29 09:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post