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I Have No Idea 15

Here we go! And if you are not caught up on No Idea you can read the rest of the story here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


Two updates written on my write 2 pages a day schedule. Still going to take a lot of work to make this as natural a part of my routine as going for a run every afternoon. I'm loving it though. I hope you all enjoy ...

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Monkey Wrench 30

The next chapter of Monkey Wrench, one of the last times we'll make it back to Earth before the climax. This has been a crazy journey. I remember when I got near the end in Blue Ribbon how amped up I got. I'm getting that now but I have much further to go than a last two chapters. I hope you like it.

If you are not up to date on Monkey Wrench, you can catch up here:

https://drive.google.com/...

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I Have No Idea - Chapter 14

Our story continues with chapter 14. If you are not caught you can read the older chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu

Next month we're going to have Blizzard on the 1st and 22nd, Monkey Wrench on the 8th and 29th, and the next chapter of I Have No Idea on the 15th.

Thank you all for your support!

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Monkey Wrench 29

I'm looking forward to writing the journey out. Been looking forward to it for months! Still, there's one more chapter on real Earth first.

If you missed any of the early chapters, you can catch up here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U

I hope you like it. I'm a bit burned out at the moment. I will be giving the story another heavy edit after sleeping o...

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I Have No Idea - 13

The next chapter of I Have No Idea. If you are not caught up you can read the previous chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


I'll see you all on the 10th with the next chapter of Blizzard. Thank you all for the support!

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Monkey Wrench 28

The next chapter of Monkey Wrench, getting the climax in sight. I'm excited.

If you're not caught up on Monkey Wrench you can read the whole series here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U


Schedule going forwards is: Next Monday Blizzard 3, and for September I Have No Idea on the 3rd, Monkey Wrench on the 10th, Blizzard the 17th, and I Have No ...

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I Have No Idea 12

Hey, another chapter of I Have No Idea, finally putting the gas on the plot with this one and taking care to have gratuitous sex. I like it. If you aren't up to date with I Have No Idea, read the whole story here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


Next week, we go back to the space ship with Dean and his girls, the week after we get to see...

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Monkey Wrench 27

Monkey Wrench continues with another break outside of the spaceship. If you're not caught up with Monkey Wrench you can read it all here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U


For August, Blizzard has won the poll and Monday August 6th I will post chapter 2. The following week, we'll have I Have No Idea, then Monkey Wrench, then Blizzard chapter 3. I'm ...

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I Have No Idea 11

I hope this chapter really lays out what I plan for the conflict of the story. I am hoping to have it finished on chapter 20. 

As always, if you've missed any of I Have No Idea, catch up here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


If you haven't be sure to vote on last week's poll: Is Granted or Blizzard the next project I shall add...

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The Next Project - Blizzard or Granted

With Magic is Gross 2 come to an end, an opening appears in my schedule. I've learned that I suffer burnout if I don't have different stories to jump back and forth between. So we'll be voting on Blizzard vs Granted. 

Blizzard - Tags; Mind Control [by fairy godmother], Harem, MF, FF, and as many permutations of one man and three women I can muster.

htt...

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Monkey Wrench 26

Hey, and here we are with next chapter of Monkey Wrench! Hope you enjoy it. 27 we will be jumping back to the Real World. I think there's two to three more days of storytime left (out, in, out, in, out, in - mucking about epilogue.) but I may need one more day.

If you are not up to date on Monkey Wrench, read the whole story here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U...

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I Have No Idea 10

Hello hello! Alright, barring no other unexpected funerals, I should be on track once again! Thank you all for your patience and support.

If you are not up to date with I Have No Idea, you can read it here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1E5_hCyR07xIkNk1hIv7BFSBszPWuUVtP


The schedule going forward is:

Monkey Wrench, followed by a vote between two first chapt...

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Best Man and Pallbearer

This has been a crazy as hell week. The end of Magic is Gross was supposed to post today, but I sadly cannot get to it. The travel over the weekend was supposed to delay things a few days as I went and stood for one of my best friends getting married. I returned to Halifax, not with two days to myself but to help another friend deal with the loss of his father. Magic is Gross will still finish this month, by Saturday most likely, and the following Monday's chapter of I Have No Idea may get pushe...

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Monkey Wrench 25

Twelve people in one shower. Not as mercenary as the shower scene in Blue Ribbon but I like this one as well.

As always if you are not up to date on Monkey Wrench, read the previous chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U

My next update will be the finale of Magic is Gross but I fly out to my best friend's wedding tomorrow and return home the ne...

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I Have No Idea - Chapter 9

Here we are with the next installment of I Have No Idea! This one focuses on Brian and Shani and gets him ready to come face to face with his step-mom.

If you've missed any of the previous chapters, read them here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu

The roadmap ahead is: Monkey Wrench, Magic is Gross 2 - Finale, I Have No Idea, and Monkey Wrench...

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If you want to punch someone in the nose, you aim for the back of the head.

Nemesis the Enemy is not at a level I'm comfortable charging money for. Part of that is because at least 2000 words are left to be written. When I released Janet, Abigail, and Valerie they all came out in two parts and I'd rather not do that with Nemesis because I may shuffle around parts of the story telling. (Abby and Janet are one upping the other until Valerie has to take control of the narrative). It's difficult to do that if the first 10 000 words are already released.


My long...

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Monkey Wrench 24

Alright! Another chapter of Monkey Wrench! Awesome! This one is the only one with violence in the story but it's over quick. The coming chapter is all gratuitous sex. Shower, Courage, and Dean's second ever vaginal sexual partner. Have a favorite? There's two girls that have to be put off until later and one girl I just don't feel it yet, oh, and no Laurie but she's not a draw I don't think. What I'm saying is, I don't mind hearing suggestions or favorites or I don't like that girls.

If you ar...

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I Have No Idea - Chapter 8

Brian has walked in on his brother for the second time today.

If you haven't read all of I Have No Idea to date, check out the story here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


We're still looking for Monkey Wrench next week, Small Town Goddesses 4: Nemesis the Enemy on the 31st and Magic is Gross penultimate chapter the first Monday in ...

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Monkey Wrench 23

And we're up with the next chapter of Monkey Wrench! It feels to me like we're moving at a pace I really like with this chapter. I'd love to keep it going like this!

If you're not up to date with Monkey Wrench, you may read the previous chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U?usp=sharing


Over the next few weeks...

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I Have No Idea 7

Hi, this is the next installment of I Have No Idea, taking a bigger look at the island. I hope you like it. I'll be giving a third look after I get back from Avengers this evening, but we're in a bit of wind and rainstorm here so I'm posting it now while I'm certain I have power.

If you've missed out on any of I Have No Idea, you can read the previous chapters here:

https://drive.google...

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Monkey Wrench - 22

Honestly, I though this was going to be a Magic is Gross week. It seemed like every time I sat down, I was in a MiG writing mood. The good news is, next Monday is very much on point, and I might even have a couple of MiG chapters in reserve. A backlog would do me wonders.


Anyway, Dean! I focused this chapter on moving the plot forward, which meant, not a whole lot of display social and sexual courage. That'll be coming. I just want to get the plot further to go. When I started this,...

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I Have No Idea - Chapter 6

We're diving a bit more into the girls and how Brian treats them and himself. I hope you like it.

If you're not caught up on I Have No Idea you can read all the chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu

Next week, I am favoring Monkey Wrench over Magic is Gross, but I am so close to the end of MiG2, that I may just have more energy to ge...

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Chapter 21 of Monkey Wrench

With 11 persons in the box the Foo Fighter's reference in the title is less than apt. Anyway, another chapter up! If you're not up to date with Monkey Wrench you can access all the chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U

Next week we get closer and closer to the end of Magic is Gross 2! We're moving onto Wednesday and the story ends on Friday (technic...

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I Have No Idea Chapter 5

Alright, we're getting into the action. I hope you like it! If you're not up to date on I Have No Idea you can read the other 4 chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu

And the plan for the future: Monkey Wrench, Magic is Gross 2, and back to I Have No Idea. Thank you all for your support.

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A short delay.

I have noticed two glaring errors in Monkey Wrench and have been reconstructing my notes to fix this. The errors are as follows: Suzi invites Dean to bring Dashawn to her band practice with Kia. She's purposefully not interested in Dashawn so it doesn't make sense. It was supposed to have been Xiomara's recommendation.  The other big error occurs at the party at Pat's. Tthe guy that Zoe is pissed off at is written as Noah, the gay member of Kia's, when it should have been Jesse. (Both are m...

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Monkey Wrench 20

After discovering that Zoe has made it out of her room and her way to his, Dean wakes up in the box.

If you are not caught up on Monkey Wrench you can access all chapters here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U


the plan for March is as follows: Magic is Gross 2 13, I Have No Idea 4, Monkey Wrench 21.

Looking forward to earning that Stori...

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I Have No Idea Chapter 4

We continue Brian's journey. It's taken a while to set the stage and start exploring but Chapter 5 is where I'm promising to let loose. I hope you like the journey there.

If you haven't read the previous chapters you may do so here:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=17zcn1ehu3N4WKGgx-Ba0sT6-qacNj9Bu


Schedule, for the foreseeable future is a three week shuffle of Magi...

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Valerie the Red Conclusion

I apologize. Generally, Mondays and Wednesdays are my best writing days every week (though I try to make time to attempt something every day.) I didn't actually reach the end of this piece until about 3 am this morning. I'm glad I didn't post it then. I made huge mistakes. Did you know the Goddesses wear helmets when they fight? Apparently, I didn't. 

Now, I'm sure there are still little mistakes which I'll pick through after some proper sleep but the story is there, the characters are th...

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Maiden Stars 3, Valerie The Red, 1 of 2

I eat like shit when I overstep my deadlines. It's nothing but salads and misery for the next couple of days. Happy Valentine's Day!


The first three stories of the Maiden Stars (I've argued the names up and down with two close friends and settle on MS over Small Town Goddesses) are about defining the world. Sort of a pilot episode of a TV series. Abby, Jan, and Valerie manipulated by Michael are the core of the idea. Our Logline is simple:

Michael can turn any woman into a su...

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Valerie the Red, update

I am currently hard at work writing Valerie the Red, the third installment of Maiden Stars/Small Town Goddesses (I really need to decide on a name, I like both). I am not going to have the first half and enough of the second half written today for me to be certain it fits together correctly. As such, I'll be posting the first half on Wednesday and the back end next Monday.

I Have No Idea is still on task for the 26th. Monkey Wrench for March the 5th and Magic is Gross for the 12th. <...

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