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Balgruuf the Great ch 46 preview

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Irileth

Balgruuf was tense.

Ever since his lady wife had told him about Freydis's supposed weapon, there was an aura of tenseness around him. She could see it, the way his eyes narrowed when he thought no one was looking, the tapping of his boots against the floor. And now that Balgruuf was tense, she was tense as well. What was there to be wary of? Her mind, ever nursing a healthy dose of paranoia, thought of everything from secret assassins to deadly p...

Balgruuf the Great ch 45 preview

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Balgruuf

The mountains of central Skyrim gave way to a long and sprawling plain, their distant snow-kissed peaks like towers of earth breaching the sky. The plains of Whiterun allowed for much wind to come and sweep in, cooling anyone with hot blood.

"Finally, we're home soon," Father groaned next to me, his eyes all but saying that he wanted to rest. I can imagine he needed that. Travelling as a parapalegic was a difficult thing, especially at his age a...

I am no longer sick.

By the grace of meds, rest, and intercession from the Emperor, I am no longer sick. Thy regular updoot schedule shall now return. 

A lil heads up

Just a lil heads up, gents and gentleladies. I've gotten a bad case of the flu and the sickness. I'm fine currently, just a little sick and its making writing difficult. I beg for your patience for a couple of days then I can get back to the daily updoots.

Thank you and have a wonderful day or night, wherever you are!

Balgruuf the Great ch 44 preview

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Hammerfell

Their scouts had watched them silently, their golden armor gleaming underneath the harsh sun. 

The scouts were unseen, hidden in the sands and their steely black eyes spied on the elves. One of the scouts noticed an elf reach for a waterskin and drink from it. He would note that elf was smart enough to bring with him a waterskin. Many mer hadn't, arrogantly and foolishly believing that their magicka would be enough to sustain them whil...

Balgruuf the Great ch 43 preview

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Hammerfell

It was too bloody hot, Trecano thought to himself.

It became clear to the Altmer soldier that his posting would not be pleasant as the ship which had first carried him to Hammerfell drew closer and closer to the docks of Sentinel and slowly by slowly, he felt himself roast inside his armor. His armor was made of Refined Moonstone, a light metal that was stronger than the steel the Imperials commonly used and twice as light. However, it was sti...

L'Empereur ch 6 preview

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Mazarine Pothos

"Cardin," she found herself saying. 

"Yes?" 

She took in a breath. "You know how I said I was going to go and follow you wherever you went, since it's, ya know, the reason for my whole life's existence?" she said. Beside her and with a face of stoic calm, Cardin nodded. "Yes, you did say that. A bit dramatic but yes." 

Her cheeks reddened slightly as she forced her eyes away from the building, from its flash...

L'Empereur ch 5 preview

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Pastah!Cardin

And with some wrangling, an agreement was signed. 

Menagerie would provide the people, I would provide a place where they could do business. All in all, a completely fair agreement in my view and the favor still completely with me. As far as anyone could see, the faunus were the ones that relied on me and not me them. Even if Menagerie would refuse sending workers off to me then I could have always gotten them somewhere else. The da...

L'Empereur waifu poll

Hello, my fellow degenerates.

This poll is here to determine which RWBY waifu would get the most exposure for main girl. The highest to get the vote would considered as Napocardin's Josephine. The second and third and fourth most popular ones will be considered the many mistresses Napoleon banged on the side.

So, make your voices known, friends!

Note: Should there be lacking, it will be added into the pile and continously voted on.

Balgruuf the Great ch 42 preview

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Balgruuf

My nose twitched.

Even despite Torygg not attaining the High Kingship, the opulence and wealth of the Solitude remained the same. It didn't matter to Solitude's wealth if its Jarl possessed a crown or not. His was still a Hold that acted as Skyrim's principal port into the rest of Tamriel. Redguard perfumes and rugs and oils, Breton wines, cheeses, porcelain, and so much more passed through it and was spread over the rest of Skyrim.

"Yours...

L'Empereur ch 4 preview.

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Pastah!Din

"Thank you! Thank you!" Mazarine said cheerily, bowing with unrestrained panache at the attention. "Oh please, I am not worthy!"

"As you say," I said under my breath as my hammer defaulted back into its baton form. I gave it an affectionate glance. If there's one thing that was great about RWBY, one could make any weapon they wanted provided they had the money. Speaking as someone concerned primarily with logistics, that was a fucking nightmar...

Balgruuf the Great ch 41 preview

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Balgruuf

I should have known dealing with governance was not a pleasant nor easy experience. I mean, I do know, I studied pencil pushing for college. I had done the work in the writing up proposals, or meeting with braindead local officials who were just as effective as a wet paper and just as smart in their career. I knew what I was signing up for.

But holy Christ, dealing with the real deal, despite all the preperation, was still something to behold.<...

L'Empereur ch 3 preview.

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Pastah!Cardin/Kali Belladonna.

My face hit the dirt.

Spite, anger, the humiliation of being so kicked around as easily made me stand up. It did not take a few more seconds for me to get familiar with the dirt once again. Above, I felt her presence hover over me. A second later, her rapier embedded itself into the earth.

True to her word, Mazarine had been there at the allocated time. She was pleased that I had showed up, probably expecting me...

L'Empereur ch 2 preview

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Pastah!Cardin

Mazarine found me with a book in one hand, a nightlight in the other.

We had set off from the Winchester Manor in a private bullhead, those bulbous VTOLS that the wealthy were fond of using. After all, why walk when one could simply fly and since we were heading into the sort-of-frontier but provincial enough by the normal Valean's standard, it was a necessity and not a luxury. Considering that trying to travel normally outside the walls an...

Balgruuf the Great ch 40 preview

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Cecilia

She did not know what to think of Balgruuf's sister-in-law. For one, she was a jovial and electric sort of woman.

She also was very, very loud.

As an Imperial, Cecilia knew when to put on her best foot forward when dealing with other races, generally. Certainly there were times when her cosmopolitanism was tested when she had to meet the more wilder and rowdier ones such as the woman wolfing down on a leg of goa...

L'Empereur (RWBY SI)

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Pastah!Cardin

Vale was a magnificently beautiful city and one of the premier cities in Remnant to settle and have a new life in. As the train that beheld our persons ushered into the city proper, it was easy to see why. The city was built in the architecture of the French or rather Valean category. Many a house and building was painted bright green, yellow, or a mixture of both. Countless were the shops with bright tinted windows that gave potential customers...

The Last Dragonborn

I have two storylines to follow, one that continues onto the drumming of the elves or we follow first with the main events of Skyrim first. I would like to hear from yall if whether or not we should skip the events of Skyrim, or not.

The reason why I have this poll is because in the Dragonborn prophecy, it states that Skyrim should be kingless and sundered. However with Baltafarian as High King, it renders that final omen unnecessary. We can have the storyline where Balty has to conte...

Balgruuf the Great ch 39 preview

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Irileth

There was a certain solace in the realm between dusk and dawn. It was like a silent world, held between the bustling energy of the day and the muted rest of night. For Irileth, it was a time where she most enjoyed and preferred. Normally, it was where she could be alone with her thoughts as she patrolled her position or simply passed the time spying on other people. There had to be something ancestral in that considering that Lady Azura's sphere was th...

Balgruuf the Great ch 38 preview

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Cecilia

She was a proud daughter of the Tullius clan, a descendant of a line that had served from Potentates, Tyrants, Kings, and Emperors. Their blood had marched all over Tamriel, serving ever dutifully and faithfully to their lords and would continue to do so for a thousand years. They hadn't met a foe that they wouldn't eventually triumph over.

Until the ancient enemy of their family leapt out of the shadows and Cecilia found herself struggling again...

Balgruuf the Great ch 37

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Sybille Stentor/???

The morning started like no other for the Blue Palace. If one had open windows, the crashing of the waves against rock and shore could be heard from the sea below, the call of seagulls flying about, and the wind from the frigid Sea of Ghosts streaming in to chill one to the bone. For Sybille Stentor however, she felt all these and more, twice over. Her senses were greater than that of a normal human. Enhanced even. She could see distances...

Balgruuf the Great ch 36 preview

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Balgruuf

Shock and surprise. That was to be expected. I had after all come out of the woodworks and threw what was supposed to be a stable succession into the bin. I nodded at Ulfric who nodded back. I sat back down on my chair and so did he. With his nomination, I could count on the Old Holds of Dawnstar, Winterhold, Riften and his own Windhelm to support me. I had to admit that having Ulfric Stormcloak support you was a surreal moment for me considering who...

Balgruuf the Great ch 35 preview

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Torygg/Bolgeir/Ulfric

He stood over silently over his Father's sleeping form, the burning of candles, the lingering smell of incense, it all added into the sanctity of the place. Adding more onto that was Nin-no, Eight stained glass windows both looking down at him and pouring light on his Father's corpse.

The Temple of the Divines beauty had a sort of reverential aura to it, what with the stained glass windows and their niches, bearing the shrines of th...

Balgruuf the Great chapter 34 preview

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Balgruuf

Cecilia's soft breaths greeted me when my eyes awoke. Groggy, I glanced around and first felt her warm body snug tightly to me. Slowly by slowly, last nights events registered in my head. I had to say, our sex lives together was going to be beautiful. 

Our private habits aside, I allowed myself to smile a little bit as I ran a hand through her brown hair. Her lips quivered a bit as she felt me touch her but she stilled. I leaned in to plant a soft kiss on h...

Balgruuf the Great chapter 33 preview

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Guardsmen/Balgruuf/Cecilia

Byron sneezed

'He was going to catch a cold again, thought the Breton born guardsman as he stood sentinel over the main gate of the city. Despite the roaring fires that were lit around them day and night in massive braziers of orange-yellow light, not even it was enough to keep out the biting cold. It was at best, a temporary warmth. He needed something else to truly keep him warm, perhaps ale or mead at the Bannered Mare.

Balgruuf the Great chapter 32 preview

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Cecilia

She collapsed on the bed.

What a night, the Imperial noblewoman thought to herself as she buried her face into her pillow. The pillow was incredibly soft and she felt her world being consumed by the thing into a land of comfort and relaxation. Personally, she preferred beds that met both softness and hardness. Perfectly balanced.

As all things should be.

She turned on her side, her brown hair messily spread below her as she gla...

I'm back

Hello guys.

I'm would like to apologize for having vanished out of the blue. IRL issues had stopped me from actively going back into writing where I was just, floating in a endless void unable to do anything. Well, I am back now and intend to continue in my project definitely.

I'm sorry for the absence and I will return to writing chapters worth your support.

Thank you. 

RL update: I'm sick

Hey, madlads. I'm was going to release a complete update of the new chapter but I'm mad sick. Vomited yesterday and had a fever. I'm still quite nauseous so I'm going to have to delay it a bit.

A thousand pardons for the delay. I'll get to it as soon as I'm able. 

Balgruuf the Great chapter 31 preview

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Irileth/Cecilia

The fireplace flickered.

Irileth stood sentinel as the sound of a mirror being picked up echoed in the room. There was a low hum as Balgruuf used the mirror to glance at his cheek. The Nord ticked to himself as he put down the mirror on the table in front of him. He sighed in his seat.

"Fucking vampire, I swear I hate the bastards," the Nord muttered, his mood not well. "Just one scratch and it's enough to damn you to being a da...

Balgruuf the Great chapter 30 preview

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Cassius Aquillon

Cassius knew that Skyrim was a deeply cold place. It was situated at the far north and supposedly, its frost was magical in nature. And as such, he had prepared for it. Purchasing a fur coat as soon as he could get his hands on one. Well, he would have to march back to the merchant that sold him the coat for despite its thickness, he still felt the damn bloody cold.

"Aw, is someone getting a case of the shivers?" Mira cooed, astride her ...

For the Glory of Mankind (Nier Automata/Genshin Impact SI)

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"2B...are you alright?"

"Urgh...my head....Pod! Status report!"

Yorha Unit 2B struggled to get on to her knees, her mind fuzzy. Her internal systems told her that she'd be fine but the shock of whatever had happened, she'd have to shake off first. At her side, YorHa Unit 9S quickly got up to lend a hand to his partner. The gothic dressed gynoid glanced at the offered hand and took it.

"Oof!" said 9S, pulling 2B up. "You're heavier than you look!"

2B gave the ...