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I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 119

While his ability to stay awake without accumulating fatigue had been one of his greatest advantages in life, Wu came to understand how it could be considered a curse. Because he didn't 'require' sleep, he was the de facto caretaker for his newborn daughter, Momo. He didn't mind all 'that' much, but listening to her cry and having to change her diaper upwards of seven times a day could get a little...frustrating.

Fortunately, Momo's wailing waned considerably after eight weeks. Wu also ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 118

As punishment for her nearly making him late earlier than morning, Wu waited until 11:59 PM before sneaking into Kushina's residence. There, he found the burgundy-haired beauty with a slightly annoyed expression on her face, rhythmically tapping her foot as she stared at the clock counting down to midnight.

Sensing Wu's presence the moment he trespassed her barrier, Kushina's expression softened as she said, "You're playing with fire..."

Popping up less than a meter away, Wu adopt...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 117

With his cock still firmly sheathed in Kushina up to its hilt, almost as if her body was specially adapted to contain monsters, Wu basked in the silent afterglow of their lovemaking. Kushina would periodically tighten up as if she were trying to milk any lingering semen from his urethra, but her main focus was forming hickeys on his neck and shoulders, staring in a daze as they disappeared almost immediately after retracting her lips.

Interrupting the burgundy-haired woman's attempts to...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 116

Reaffirming Wu's desire to keep her indefinitely, Kushina took nearly two full minutes to compose herself before responding, "I'll take the lead this time..."

Instead of pointing out that she had spent the past seventeen minutes smacking her ass against him as if her life depended on it, Wu nodded his head and replied, "Sure..." before surprising her as he allowed himself to fall back, seemingly in slow motion due to the density of the air beneath them. This placed him flat on his back ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 115

Though her feet felt heavier with each step, Kushina led Wu to one of the smaller residences within the Uzumaki Clan Compound. It functioned as her private residence and workshop, so there was a secret underground storehouse covered in seals that regulated things like temperature and humidity while also making it impervious to sensory abilities and even the eyes of a Hyuga.

After activating the seal that effectively isolated the room from the rest of the ward, Kushina softly whispered, ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 114

As it was already 3:23 PM by the time he finished with Aya, Wu decided to wait until the next day to inform everyone of the proper training method for their seals. He had already warned them of the dangers of attempting to train it in secret, so if they ended up becoming statues or trees before the following morning, that was on them.

After entrusting Aya to the care of Samui, Wu, accompanied by Tayuya, went to pick up Hanabi from the Academy. He had developed a habit of dropping off an...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 113

As the seal on Sakura's body was the first of its kind, Wu took his time to ensure there were no problems. Afterward, he was a lot more confident in the process, so, after spending a few minutes making out, he asked her to head outside and send in the next person that was willing to undergo the procedure. 

Though he was expecting everyone to accept the seal, Wu was a little surprised when the next to arrive was Samui. She wasn't comfortable training with a group of people half her ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 112

After groping Karui for the better part of a minute, Wu had the fidgeting redhead rise from his lap to retrieve Omoi before having the entire group accompany him to the main house's courtyard. He sensed that everyone he was expecting to arrive had done so, so he took them over to carry out introductions before guiding everyone over to Hashirama's residence.

Though there were some very obvious tensions between Karui and Ino, largely originating from the former, she didn't try to pick a f...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 111

With the Sun cresting on the horizon, Wu decided to give Kurotsuchi a break, smacking the half-conscious girl's ass as he teased, "You're lucky it's Friday. Take today and the rest of the weekend off."

Though she stirred when Wu smacked her ass, Kuro replied with a faint "Nn..." before rolling over and curling up into the fetal position. She had made the mistake of many proud women by goading Wu into action and attempting to compete with him directly. Now, she just wanted to sleep, reli...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 110

As Temari's arousal continued to accumulate and her body became more accepting of his intrusion, Wu intensified his movements until soft moans emanated from her throat every time he poked her depths. She had been on the verge of a powerful climax for a while, so she began to get a little teary-eyed as the muscles in her legs and thighs tensed, preventing him from moving too much while also stopping him from pulling out.

Fortunately for Temari, Wu had absolutely no intention of pulling o...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: 109

With Ino lying on the ground, legs splayed wide and an enraptured look on her face, Wu turned to the other girls present and asked, "Who's next?" in a playful tone. 

As Wu had briefly passed his fiery gaze over them, Kuro and Temari felt a nervous tension in their bodies as they sat with their thighs firmly closed. It had been a few months since they started fooling around with Ino and the other girls, so they had thought they were prepared to take things to the next level. After s...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 108

After promising he would be sticking around for the next year or two, Wu entered the estate alongside Tayuya. He could sense everyone waiting for him in the dining room, so he was unsurprised when one of them shouted, "It's about damn time you showed up...!"

As she had missed Wu during his previous return to Konoha, Ino was understandably upset by the eight months they had spent apart. She had even started living in the main house so that she could catch him upon his return, so the mome...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 107

While watching Wu get dressed from her oversized bed, Koyuki asked, "Are you really leaving...?" in a listless, utterly exhausted tone.

Nodding his head, Wu replied, "I can't govern the Elemental Nations from the Land of Snow, and Konoha is my home. You're welcome to accompany me, but you've known from the beginning that I wouldn't be staying here indefinitely..."

Without needing to consider her response, Koyuki allowed her body to go slack as she replied, "Pass...I'd rather stay ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 106

As Sakura, Kaia, and Fu might become disillusioned if he allowed Sandayu and his men to die, Wu's clones shielded them from most of the black ice dragon's attack. Koyuki would also require servants and attendants, so he let the men experience the fear of death and the pain of having their limbs frozen solid before stepping in to 'erase' the fearsome dragon with a wave of his staff.

Seeing Wu appear, seemingly out of thin air, Doto, with a frenzied look on his face, shouted, "So, you've ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 105

After making landfall in the Land of Snow, far from any actual ports, the production team unloaded the ship's cargo and set up a bunch of tents in a small clearing near the shore. Sakura helped by creating a wall of earth around the encampment, but most of the heavy lifting was done by Wu as the lack of a pier and a container crane made it difficult to unload most of the larger pieces of equipment and supplies.

Since she felt at least a slight obligation toward Director Makino and the r...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 104

While Sakura was dealing with Nadare, Kaia and Fu were engaged in significantly less climactic battles. Fu was a Perfect Jinchuriki, so her strength and speed were far beyond what most humans could hope to achieve. The woman she was facing was a Ninjutsu specialist that relied on her wings to keep a safe distance from her opponents. As a result, the moment Fu managed to catch her by surprise, demonstrating a far more proficient ability to fly, the fight was over.

Contrasting the ease wi...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 103

After three weeks on the water, less than two hundred kilometers away from the Land of Snow's largest port city, an enormous iceberg roughly the size of a small island appeared in the ship's path. While icebergs of that size weren't uncommon around the perpetually frozen region, their locations were continually updated as the Land of Snow had one of the most thriving shipping industries in the world. Thus, it was rare for even a medium-sized iceberg to appear in the path of a shipping lane, m...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 102

Never one to miss an opportunity to cement things in his favor, Wu responded to Yukie's greeting by kissing the top of her head, asserting, "Last night was amazing. Thank you for entrusting yourself to me..."

Furrowing her brows slightly, Yukie felt compelled to say she hadn't entrusted herself to anyone. Instead, she returned her head to Wu's chest, remaining absolutely silent and just listening to his heartbeat for several minutes.

Just as Yukie was considering going back to sle...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 101

Without meeting Wu's gaze, Yukie asked, "What's the furthest you've ever gone with a woman? I've seen how close you are with those three girls on your team...have you done it with them?"

Raising his brows, Wu replied, "If you're asking if I've had sex, then yes. I'm young, handsome, powerful, and part of a profession that requires me to put my life on the line. Making the most of every opportunity and living life to the fullest are the only ways to balance such a lifestyle."

Exhal...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 100

Fearing that Wu might abandon his mission due to Yukie's standoffish behavior, Sandayu clasped his hands together in an ingratiating manner as he said, "Please don't let Miss Yukie's conduct affect your opinion of her. She may act harsh and temperamental, but she's a kind and caring person deep down..."

As it didn't really matter to him, Wu shook his head, saying, "There's no need to apologize. I will execute my mission without fail, regardless of the temperament of my client. You just ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 99

Compared to most cities in the Land of Fire, Yokohama gave a distinctly 'modern' feeling. It served as one of the largest trading hubs in the entire Elemental Nations and was such an important place of commerce it used massive television screens and billboards to promote various brands.

After entering the city proper, Wu, accompanied by Sakura, Fu, and Kaia, got distracted by a five-story, name-brand clothing store that had actual people modeling outfits in the display window. The cloth...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 98

After spending the evening with Tsunade, Wu made a light breakfast for everyone living in the main house before everyone headed out together for their morning training. It was becoming a tradition of sorts for all the compound's residents to gather whenever he returned from a long trip, so Wu spent the morning sparring and testing everyone's improvement while Hashirama observed and offered pointers from the side.

As it had only been about a month since he saw everyone, Wu was a little s...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 97

As Wu was waiting for Temari and Kuro to finish their morning routine, someone he had been anticipating darted over from the cocoon-like residence she had constructed for herself in the forest.

Thanks to her insectoid wings allowing her to flitter about and change directions rapidly, Fu could fly at high speeds and arrest her momentum in an instant. This placed a tremendous strain on her core, but, as a result, her abdominal and ass muscles were the most developed among all the girls Wu...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 96

Astonished by the power of her attack, Mei's mind blanked for several seconds before she shouted, "Ao! Do it now...!"

As the location Mei's 'javelin' had struck was his lower abdomen, Yagura was temporarily unable to channel the power of the Three-Tails. He was regenerating quickly, but Ao had more than enough time to Shunshin over and place his palm on the half-conscious Jinchuriki's head, his free hand forming a half-ram seal as he shouted, "Release!"

Immediately following Ao's ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 95

With most of their preparations completed, Mei gathered the highest-ranking members of the resistance around a diorama depicting Kirigakure and its surroundings. Wu was also sitting in on the meeting, but he stood off to the side and simply observed as the spirited redhead explained the plan and did her best to fire everyone up.

Since killing Yagura outright would lead to the Three-Tailed Demon Turtle dissipating and resurrecting elsewhere, Plan A was to infiltrate Kiri, detain the Mizu...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 94

After sealing their agreement with a kiss and briefly discussing the matter of the Kazekage's assassination, Mei called Ao back into her office. What awaited the 44-year-old Jonin when he stepped inside was the scene of Mei, now appearing much younger, sitting sideways atop Wu's lap as she revealed, "I have accepted Wu-kun's proposal. We still need to hammer out the finer details, but Kiri will work alongside Konoha and the remaining villages in the future. Also..."

With Mei looking at ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 93

Understanding it wouldn't be a good idea to introduce himself while Mei was taking a bath, Wu located what he believed to be her office, picking up a few sensitive documents to peruse before kicking back with his feet on the desk. Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long as Mei, accompanied by a middle-aged man with mousy blue hair and an eye patch covering his right eye, entered the office around twenty minutes later.

As usual, Wu raised his hand and offered a curt "Yo." while the duo ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 92

Seeing Kurotsuchi's reaction, Tobirama crossed his arms and remarked, "Seems this one lacks a spine. And you said she was the Tsuchikage's Granddaughter? It's no wonder Onoki hasn't been able to pass on his title to the next generation..."

Recovering from her shock, Kurotsuchi's face formed into a frown as she asked, "What's that supposed to mean?"

Instead of answering the raven-haired Kunoichi's question, Tobirama snorted in contempt, appending, "Seems she's a bit slow in the hea...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 91

Though he had effectively converted the ruins of Taki into his private sanctuary, sealing off all entrances except for the air, Wu couldn't stay there indefinitely. Konoha, or, more accurately, the Senju Clan Compound, was his home. He also had business to attend in Kiri, so, after discussing the matter with Fu and Hiruzen, Wu arranged to have a detachment from the Barrier and Engineering Corps stationed within Taki.

While she was initially against the idea of 'outsiders' being statione...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 90

"Well, this was unexpected..."

As Konoha had an ongoing alliance with Taki, Wu felt no qualms about sneaking into the secluded village. Most people had trouble locating its entrance, but as he could fly in the sky, Wu had no difficulty spotting the nearly kilometer-high tree beneath which the village was constructed.

Unfortunately, while Wu was able to find and enter Taki with ease, what awaited him at his destination were the tell-tale signs of a massacre. He couldn't detect a si...