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Goblin Chapter 206: Mainline Extermination Target

They quickened their pace once they cleared the village.

The goblin nest for this contract wasn’t exactly close to Stone Creek; it sat roughly between several villages. That was why the villagers pooled their money and asked the Adventurers’ Guild to handle it. Unfortunately the pot was small, so days had passed with no takers—until Gauss saw the posting.

They followed Stone Creek upstream. The water murmured along. Gauss knew this path well; he used to set handmade fish t...

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Goblin Chapter 205: Gauss Rural Village Home

“Finally back!”

Standing before Grayrock Town’s gate—nowhere near as grand as Barry’s—Gauss and the others let a faint sliver of relief slip into their voices.

They were used to the Forest Capital’s sky-piercing walls bristling with watchtowers and fortifications. By contrast, this two-to-three-meter-high parapet of rough-laid stone felt small—yet oddly dear and familiar.

Alia couldn’t help lifting a hand to gauge the wall’s height in the air.

G...

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Goblin Chapter 204: Going Back...

Only when their feet touched solid ground did their taut nerves begin to ease.

Behind them, the labyrinth’s vast, misshapen mouth loomed darker and more inscrutable in the night—and under the dread of the coming repulsion phase—like the gaping maw of some great beast crouched in wait.

From deep within, a dull thudding—like the earth’s own pulse—seemed to roll outward, and the three of them felt the faint tremors through the soles of their boots.

“Whew… fin...

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Goblin Chapter 203: Repulsion Phase

With the challenge trial over, everything fell silent. The raucous insectfolk phantoms vanished, and the air no longer thrummed with wing-buzz and chitter.

Only the three of them remained, standing in the middle of the empty, moss-stained ruins of an ancient arena. On the stone terraces around them you could still make out the scars of ages.

“Is that it?” Alia looked around, still a little dazed; the pretty Powderwing settled on her shoulder.

After such a fierce, exhi...

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Goblin Chapter 202: Rewards

A warm current poured into Gauss in an instant.

It wasn’t a scorching heat, but a perfectly measured, gentle, and mighty energy—like sinking into a hot spring.

An unprecedented comfort swept through him, especially in his mind. His thoughts sharpened; a quiet, strangely vital energy unfurled, nourishing his brain cells.

It felt as if his soul slipped free of his body and entered some vast, mysterious higher-dimensional space, where he sensed countless tiny points of l...

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Goblin Chapter 201: Warrior Trial

Thinking it over now, he realized the distant Briar Behemoth wasn’t actually stupid.

Right from their opening exchanges it had used its vine-tails to intercept magic missiles, showing off rapid regeneration while also hinting that smashing those tails didn’t cause it any pain.

Which, in turn, nudged Gauss to stop focusing on its tail.

If that was intentional, you could even call it sly.

Still, even after spotting a likely weak point, landing a hit on it was any...

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Goblin Chapter 200: Briar Behemoth

Standing in the center of the arena, Gauss and the others suddenly felt the world around them shift.

A hard white spotlight dropped from overhead, flooding the middle of the ring with brilliance.

On the towering stands encircling them, tall insectfolk silhouettes flickered into view, and a tidal roar of cheers surged in from every direction.

For a heartbeat, their three-person squad felt as if it had crossed endless time and space, set down in the glory days before an anc...

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Goblin Chapter 199: Arena

The second haul of clay was just enough to shape a goblin at normal size.

Gauss and the others were rolling up their sleeves, ready to “fish” the burrowing worm up a third time the same way, when the unexpected happened.

No matter how Alia urged nature’s power—no matter how far that green gleam sank into the ley—the depths stayed dead and dull. Not a flutter in reply.

It was as if the worm had vanished.

“Huh? No reaction?” Alia tried again, baffled. S...

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Goblin Chapter 198: Burrower

Gauss’s voice was almost swallowed by the rising rumble underfoot.

The flagstone path heaved like a living thing and shattered.

Something was waking beneath the earth.

He moved on instinct—snatching Alia mid-sentence, legs exploding with power as he vaulted them several meters away.

Off to the side, Serandur reacted just as fast. He hadn’t been standing on the epicenter, so slipping clear was easier for him.

“Rrra-BOOM—!”

Right where Alia ...

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Goblin Chapter 197: Afk farming

The moment Gauss dropped Ghoul Form, his thighs went weak— that surging power drained in an instant.

A hollow fatigue washed through his body.

“—huh—”

He let out a long breath.

After feeling that kind of strength, returning to normal took a moment to adjust to.

He pulled jerky and a lantern-fruit from his satchel and stuffed them into his mouth.

A faint dizziness pulsed behind his eyes—low fuel warnings.

Thankfully the fight had end...

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Goblin Chapter 196: People-eaters

By the campfire.

Before long, a large white mosquito took shape, lifelike and crisp.

The formless “mosquito spirits” around Gauss streamed in at the same time.

Its wings quivered; it drifted softly through the gloom.

Gauss blinked at how realistic the clay mosquito looked—unexpected.

Was it the “spirit” that made the sculpt so convincing?

Which meant… if he wanted to sculpt a person that vividly, he’d have to—

Nope. Stop that th...

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Goblin Chapter 195: Finally Lv2, Danger Approaching

Gauss weighed the pros and cons, hesitated a moment, then decided.

“Let’s scout toward the hidden room first. Once we’ve got eyes on it, we’ll decide whether to go in.”

Compared to whatever payout a labyrinth “dark room” might hold, safety was the priority.

And for some reason, a faint unease had been nagging him—like his sixth sense was trying to tap him on the shoulder.

Alia caught his hesitation and nodded.

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Goblin Chapter 194: Once bitten, Twice shy

That was the haul from last time they entered the labyrinth and killed that mud golem on the first level.

Aside from a bunch of mud, they’d also picked up a lump of white clay—magical-item grade.

And now he’d just obtained the Level 2 spell [Shaping Magic: Clay].

Honestly, Gauss was starting to think the panel’s rewards might not be random after all.

He pulled himself back to the present.

It hadn’t been long; Selandur and Alia—back in human form...

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Goblin Chapter 193: 2,000 Kills!

“I’ll check once more.”

“Meat, greens, fruit, ration bars…”

“Water filter, folding tent, thermal sleeping bags, cold box, med kit, night-vision draughts, gas test powder, whetstone…”

Before setting out, Alia was doing a final pass over gear and supplies.

“Alia, we’re good, right?” Gauss stood with hands on hips, a little helpless. “That’s the third pass already.”

“Let me just—hmm…” Alia squatted, pinched her chin, and le...

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Goblin Chapter 192: Gauss Wand Boost, Alia's Level up

“Cough, cough!”

Gauss downed several strips of jerky in a row.

Only when warmth began to spread through him did he exhale in relief.

He finally had the space to think back on what had happened.

He shut his eyes, searching his memory.

“I just…”

“I went into the quicksand whirlpool, and then…”

“What happened next?”

He muttered to himself, confusion deepening across his face.

He realized he’d lost the memory of ...

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Goblin Chapter 191: Wand

Gauss studied the spot for a long while and became certain the small clearing up ahead was the lowest point in the whole valley.

“Right there?”

Serandur followed Gauss’s pointing finger.

“Let’s back off a bit first.”

Knowing something was off, Gauss wasn’t about to stroll straight in. He pulled out a climbing kit, used Mage Hand to carry a rope up and anchor it high on the rock wall, tied off, then he and Serandur climbed to higher ground to look down...

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Goblin Chapter 190: Anomalies

With mixed feelings, Gauss walked the country lane.

The gate guard led him straight to the village head’s house—standard procedure for village-side commissions.

After showing the way, the young man bowed and hurried back to the gate. Monsters seemed more active of late; even a small place like this was mustering able-bodied youths to form a standing militia against roving bands.

“Please, sirs—sit.”

This village head looked barely thirty. From his eyes, G...

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Goblin Chapter 189: Headache

Over the next few days—

Gauss and Serandur, with time on their hands, picked up several more goblin- and small-monster-related commissions nearby.

They were small-scale commissions with few monsters; their only real merit was proximity.

All around Barry, not far at all—easy to handle.

By coincidence, with the labyrinth drawing so much attention, these routine clean-ups had started to overflow. The city watch had even sent reservists out to sweep. Gauss could ac...

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Goblin Chapter 188: Contribution Points, Lucky Villagers

Searing yet icy energy coursed swiftly through Gauss’s body, soaking every limb and bone in that strange, alien power.

First to change—again—was the toughness of his skin.

He could feel countless currents of energy pouring into the surface layer and fusing with that thin sheath, seeping into every cell, tissue, and pore.

His physical skin defense rose again, and he could sense a special, taut state coming online. If he willed it, his formerly fair, smooth skin could...

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Goblin Chapter 187: Hobgoblin

It might have been the loss of cover behind him—or the killing aura rolling up from his rear.

Theo’s back went ice-cold; sweat soaked his rough linen shirt.

“Run!”

He forced his shaking, buckling legs to move, scrambling and stumbling into a ragged trot.

The towering monster behind him followed at an unhurried, silent pace.

Thump!

Out of the corner of his eye he saw the ground erupt where he’d just been—dirt and turf exploding under a mass...

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Pledges Tips on Patrons Using the iOS Patreon App

Hello Readers!

First of all, thank you for subscribing and joining my memberships. A simple thanks isn’t enough for the support you all have given me! It’s been a good month for me, and while checking the payout button on my page, I stumbled upon something...

Apparently, if you use iOS to make payments, the payment is held for up to 75 days before the creator (which is me) can cash out.

I searched for it and found this:

"If a patron subscrib...

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Goblin Chapter 186: Frostleaf Village Crisis

Leaving Barry by the west gate, the massive walls dwindled behind them.

Gauss rode his chocobo, rising and falling with its stride, eyes full of the open, magnificent view.

Now he truly felt the joy of traveling on his own mount.

Compared to hitching a ride with a caravan, this was pure freedom.

Go where you want, leave when you want.

Should’ve bought one sooner…

He couldn’t help thinking that, wind in his face.

But a glance at Serandur, ...

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Goblin Chapter 185: Meeting Old Teammates

Hailier circled Gauss twice, clicking her tongue inwardly in amazement.

It wasn’t that she’d never seen people change—but those were changes measured in years.

A cheerful childhood friend growing up to be reserved and subdued because of status gaps—she’d lived through that.

But that had taken a decade, and came during adolescence, when change is natural.

Gauss, though?

They’d been apart not even a year.

Now his looks, his bearing, even his...

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Goblin Chapter 184: Meeting Hailier Again

Serandur hesitated a moment but ultimately kept his question to himself.

They weren’t true teammates yet; prying into someone’s strength was taboo.

But sitting and waiting was dull.

So the two of them strolled toward the entrance hall to pass the time while they waited for Alia outside.

The entrance hall offered free juice and mixed dried nuts; most spellcasters couldn’t be bothered with such trifles, but Gauss didn’t mind sampling.

They found empty ...

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Goblin Chapter 183: Testing the Ghoul Form

Gauss had been braced to hear some other kind of request, and he’d steeled himself for it.

He hadn’t expected a question so… unrelated.

It had that simple yes-or-no, answer-or quality to it.

So for a moment he just stared.

Seeing him silent for so long, a flicker of disappointment crossed the serpentfolk’s face; he smoothed it over quickly and said, feigning nonchalance:

“Presumptuous of me. If it’s inconvenient, then…”

“No, no… it...

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Goblin Chapter 182: Path of Elite 2 Reward!

Gauss opened his eyes.

The dazzling sunlight made him reel.

He raised a hand by reflex to block it, mind a muddle.

“Where… am I…?”

His memory had a brief gap, like a blackout after drinking.

He stared around in confusion.

Then, as he quickly pieced things together, memories came back bit by bit.

Right—he’d been delving the labyrinth. At the edge of the labyrinth he ran into that terrifying pale guardian.

Then a chase, drove i...

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Goblin Chapter 181: Fifth Elite Monsters Kill! Escape!

Gauss was now as far from the adult as the nest allowed—on the opposite side—putting the maximum distance between them. At the adult’s earlier movement speed, it wouldn’t be closing that gap quickly.

He steadied his breathing and gathered mana.

At last, the three smaller ones skimmed up to him, sliding into range.

Boom!

His focus narrowed.

Three Magic Missiles locked straight onto the smallest one’s torso; by his sense, its upper body was relativel...

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Goblin Chapter 180: Trap...? No, Opportunity!

Gauss’s memory was razor-sharp now.

He was certain the passage around him wasn’t the same as before.

For instance, that corner he’d just flashed past hadn’t existed on the way in.

The terrain had changed—without a sound?

What truly unsettled him was not knowing where Alia was now.

Had the two of them been separated in the labyrinth’s shifting?

In his mind’s map, the course he was running now was the exact opposite of the route in.
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Goblin Chapter 179: Tricky Situation

“Go!”

He shouted—and moved.

Almost simultaneously he unleashed Enhanced Leap and Brute Force. A surge of raw power flooded his body.

In an instant his frame—especially his legs—bulked out.

Supple muscle lines swelled and knotted like slabs of rock.

Thud!

With the double boost’s explosive force, his foot hammered the ground.

The rebound launched him like a cannon shot!

Beside him, Alia threw him one last look and vaulted onto ...

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Goblin Chapter 178: Ancient Creature?

Gauss stared at the pallid figure before him—the very sight of it exuding invisible pressure—drew a deep breath, and forced himself to calm down.

It was a monster he had never seen before.

He couldn’t even name it.

Color seemed to have been leeched from the space around it, leaving only a chilling white.

Broadly, its form was humanoid.

“Broadly” because its upper body still vaguely held a female outline.

A pale carapace covered it head to to...

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