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Geran 'Gar1onriva'

Geran 'Gar1onriva'

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Lord of the Rings: War in the North (First Impressions)

Ben and Jason join me for some officially licensed (but not voiced) LOTR fighting.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran and friends try a co-op hack n slasher set in the Lord of the Rings.

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Working on Top 5 Disney Villains

Helllllo Rivans

Turns out...there are a LOT of Disney films. Might take me a little longer than planned to watch through them and find my Top 5 Villains. I'll also be writing several other Disney-related lists at the time, so that'll be useful for the future.

Also, just as a note, I'm limiting this list to their animated work. I'm NOT going to watch through the scores of live action films they've done, 95% of which I've never heard. This will also eliminate stuff like Pirates of the Cari...

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Vanguard Princess (First Impressions)

May have accidentally had the panty-shot DLC on. It was NOT deliberate.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 2v2 anime girl fighting game.

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First Hurdle (Mostly) Cleared

Helllllo Rivans

After announcing my plan to move PokéSins to my website, I've been tight-lipped about WHEN exactly it'll happen. That's because there were a number of technical issues standing between me and that goal, and I didn't want to promise things I might not be able to keep.

One of these issues was the video player plugin on the website not functioning as advertised. This has been mostly fixed. It functions just fine on Chrome, but not so much on IE.

Brace yourselves...I u...

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Video Voting - February '18

Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.

How This Works:

Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.

Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.

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Slay the Spire (First Impressions)

You've activated my trap card! Now burn in hell!

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a rougelike card game dungeon crawler in early access.

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February '18 $10+ Access

Helllllo Rivans.

As I'm sure most of you know, I'm moving the PokéSins series to my website. If you aren't aware of this, go check out my State of the Channel 2018 video.

The first step of this move is the Johto episodes. The website isn't ready for the masses yet, but I do plan on uploading all the current Johto episodes to the website very soon. Because of this, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer before viewing the $10+ episodes.

A couple of them have been ...

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HIVESWAP: ACT 1 (First Impressions)

Tap-ballet, the 90s and a weird brother. Oh, and big monsters.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a cute 90s-inspired point 'n' click adventure based on a webcomic he's never heard of.

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Post-State of the Channel Patreon Changes

Hey, Rivans.

If you haven't seen my State of the Channel video yet, go check that out. It's embedded in the post before this one and it's on my YT, so I advise you watch that before reading this.

I outlined my PokéSins plan and those of you who've been reading some recent posts on here will find it familiar. I suggested it just after the New Year, but decided to try finding a YouTube-like monetised site instead. That search went terribly. I was gonna keep searching, but then 11 PokéSin...

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Gar1onriva's State of the Channel 2018

With the new year comes new plans, new ambitions and new methods of dealing with companies that ignore fair use.

This is my State of the Channel video where I talk about where all my series are, where they're going and what comes next.

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Staxel (First Impressions) Sapling 1.1.30

Stardew Valley meets Minecraft.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a game new to Steam which has you take over an old farm in a voxel-based world.

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A Whopping FIVE PokéSins Blocked

I checked my emails this evening to find that not one, not two, but FIVE episodes of PokéSins have been blocked today. Four happened within the space of half an hour while the fifth happened a little bit later.

Let me tell you, I am LIVID. I have had it with ShoPro's passive-aggressive attitude to me and other creators and I've had it with YouTube's policies which mean it will only sit and watch as its creators get beaten up.

I posted a thing a couple of weeks ago listing the pros and c...

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Pro Gamer Manager - Manager Mode (First Impressions)

My own team of ineffectual FPS players.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries another mode in the Game Dev Tycoon rip-off about being a pro e-sports manager.

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Pro Gamer Manager (First Impressions)

I've always wanted to play games for a living... Wait...

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a Game Dev Tycoon rip-off about being a pro e-sports player.

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Video Voting - January '18

Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.

How This Works:

Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.

Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.

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January '18 $10+ Access

All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.

Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is the 13th episode and BTSF uploaded on Dailymotion. It is password protected. The password is just above the link.

It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewin...

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Phoning Home (Fourth Impressions)

ANI and the game show their dark sides before we finally leave the desert.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran returns to a survival game about a robot trapped on an unknown alien world.

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Patreon Tweaks

Helllllo Rivans

As discussion seems to have stopped on the PokéSins Plans post (although it's not too late to catch up or leave thoughts), I thought it safe to move onto the Patreon Tweaks I mentioned in that post.

I try not to change things too often on here so you guys have the sense of stability that's important for monthly pledges. As its been a little while since I changed/added some stuff, I think it's okay for me to reopen discussions. There are a number of tweaks I'd like to mak...

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PokéSins Plans

Helllllo Rivans and welcome to 2018! I hope you all had a good New Year and Christmas and are ready to look to the future. I'm confident we can hit the $600 milestone this year and, hopefully, the one or two after that as well.

If you've been following my G-Logs on PokéSins for the last few months, you'll know where we are; ShoPro isn't responding and the series has ground to a halt. I've been thinking very long and hard about how to move forward with the series and I'll be presenting you all...

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Salt (First Impressions)

You know what happens if you leave a pickaxe in water? It Rusts.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a sailing, exploration game demo.

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Patreon Are Idiots Who Listen

This is a follow up to the post I did a few days ago talking about Patreon's planned change to the charging method. They aren't doing it.

A LOT of people (including me) signed a petition on change.org, adding to the overwhelming public dislike of the change, so Patreon have agreed to keep the payment system as it is.

As far as I know I didn't lose any pledges because of it, but if that's mistaken, there are no hard feelings. Patreon is staying as it is, so pledging even $1 a month is a g...

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December '17 $10+ Access

All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.

Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is the 13th episode and BTSF uploaded on Dailymotion. It is password protected. The password is just above the link.

It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewin...

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Bystander (First Impressions)

Checking rules, stamping stamps, getting violations. This is Not Papers, Please.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 'definitely not a document thriller' early access game.

P.S. COMPLETELY forgot to do a cold open for this one.

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Patreon Are Idiots

Hello

By now you should all have received an email regarding the changes to Patreon. I glanced over the email and didn't fully understand it, but I found a couple of places where other Patreon creators explain it. I shall explain it to you here and I understand if your reaction will be to cancel your pledge.


Currently Patreon make their money by taking a cut of the pledges you provide. I don't know the exact figure, but they take about 7-15% each month. This means that if you ...

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Finn & Jake's Epic Quest (First Impressions)

Evil pigs, magic pages and commentary on a children's TV show.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a hack n slash Adventure Time tie-in game.

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The Vidme Option

Hey. I've been quiet about progress against ShoPro for a while, but that's because there's no progress to report. This is an annoying fact.

Don't take this to mean that I've been doing nothing. I present to you: The Vidme Option! Wow, that name isn't as dramatic as I hoped.

Anyway. This is a temporary solution to the blocked videos. Vidme is an alternative to YouTube that cites itself as 'the friendliest to creators' and after browsing their monetisation rules, they may be telling the tr...

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Jalopy (First Impressions)

A beat up car, an oppressive regime and the open road. And a guide who may or may not exist.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a driving sim where you have to maintain the vehicle manually.

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Overgrowth (First Impressions)

Kick them until they stop moving. Then keep kicking them. For fun.

Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a visceral fighting game with anthropomorphic rabbits.

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November '17 $10+ Access

All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.

Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is the 13th episode and BTSF uploaded on Dailymotion. It is password protected. The password is just above the link.

It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewin...

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Video Voting - November '17

Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.

How This Works:

Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see levels of interest.

Remember: They are completely unconnected votes, so you should list them separately. Results will be collected in 1 week.

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