Howdy Hookers.
Just wanted to provide a quick update.
The winning movie of the latest poll, as well as the remaining movie requests will be posted later this week. I had a very busy week, but rest assured, they are coming!
I will have another episode of White Lotus this week as well (hopefully two but we shall see).
Hope everyone is doing well, and always remember to stay spooky.
2023-01-30 00:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 2 was the episode that HOOKED me (like the hookers!)
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2023-01-27 20:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The QUEEN has returned to television! Vampires aren't her problem this time around, but instead she's dealing with FIRE and WEREWOLVES. Sarah Michelle THE Gellar is back!
Starting a brand new series: WOLF PACK!
*HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?*
The show is on Paramount+. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-26 21:57:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a movie about crazy that made ME feel crazy. If you are into "is it in their head or is it a DEMON" type movies, perhaps this one is for you.
Checking out "Daniel Isn't Real" for the first time!
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this film. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-25 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We are heading back to the late 80's with one of the most bizarre, hilarious "what is this, honey" movies I've watched yet!
We are diving into WAXWORK!
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this film. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-24 21:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Time for another Hyperion Hotel request!
I was asked to watch "Be My Cat: A Film For Anne" for the first time, and well...you'll see.
This movie was: o_O
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this film. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-22 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We are finally getting into the second season of The White Lotus, and we are in a new location, at a new resort!
But everyone is just as whacky!
*HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?*
The show is on HBO Max. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-20 00:17:05 +0000 UTC View Post
SPOILER ALERT: Mixing Pop Rocks and Soda does NOT kill you.
For our next audio commentary we are watching a 90's slasher classic: Urban Legend. What did I learn from this movie?
-Always check the backseat.
-Always turn on the light.
-The microwave is not a suitable appliance to dry your wet dog.
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2023-01-16 18:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostAlright homies, it's that time where I ask for your help in picking the next reaction. As y'all know, I have a giant list I am trying to work through, and I am an extremely indecisive human being...that's where y'all come in.
Now this one is going to be non-horror (plenty of horror still coming)...I watch other stuff too!
But there are some classics I want to get through.
2023-01-12 18:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post
We have reached the finale of Season 1, and there is death...destruction...and some surprises (and unfortunate NOT surprises...iykyk).
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this episode. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-12 18:50:26 +0000 UTC View PostSee below for a complete list of all reactions and commentaries available here on my Patreon!
TELEVISION:
-Wednesday (Season 1)
-The White Lotus (Season 1 & Season 2)
-Interview With The Vampire (Season 1)
-Dahmer (Full Mini-Series)
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Select Episodes)
-Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin (Season 1)
-Resident Evil (Season 1)
-Young Royals (Season 1)
-Heartstopper (Seasons 1-2, 3+ ongoin...
2023-01-12 18:22:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I KNEW IT! That's all I am going to say.
I. Knew. IT.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this episode. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-12 18:06:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Now I am fully convinced that the monster is either the two boys thirsting after Wednesday, or the suspiciously cheering therapist.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this episode. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-09 17:51:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy goal this year is to get one new audio commentary up each month!
Well, January hath arrived and I am putting the power (of the sun) in the palm of your hands. Help me pick!
2023-01-06 05:37:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a busy week so I haven't had a chance to record anything other than this week's video for the channel, however, I'm going to try and get in a few recordings this weekend.
There will however be a poll going up tomorrow! 😉
And ANOTHER special Patron request, this time a first time watch: The Children.
Another prime example of why I don't want kids. Y'ALL. THESE KIDS.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
You will have your own copy, or access to, this film. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2023-01-02 06:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We have come to the conclusion of Season 1, and not everybody got a happy ending.
I am DEVASTATED.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
The show is on HBO Max. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2022-12-31 21:42:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did this have to happen to Kai?!
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
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2022-12-31 21:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
FINALLY, we get the rest of the Addams Family.
But...is that a good thing?
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2022-12-30 19:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Bringing you another special Patron request, we are doing a much-needed rewatch of one of my personal favorites, P2. Locked in a parking garage on Christmas with a psychopath?
SIGN ME UP.
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2022-12-27 20:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends and hookers!
I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas 🎄🎅
I appreciate each and every one of you joining to be a part of this little community that we are building, and watching along with me and supporting me and all the things!
Hope you all got all the presents you wanted! Y'all are the present I wanted! 🥹
I can't get over that ending. WHAT THE HELL?!
This show is MESS-Y, and I LIVE.
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2022-12-21 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I have now seen the dance.
I must now learn the dance.
And only dance the dance.
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2022-12-20 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
That ending completely took me by surprise!
We have reached the end of another series (for now!). Enjoy my reaction to the finale....where Lestat is STILL alive. -_-
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2022-12-19 16:24:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I am fully TEAM CLAUDIA.
Lestat is absolutely INSANE, so I am fully on board for whatever she has planned.
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2022-12-19 16:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post
With this one, I decided to watch a movie I have been putting off for quite a long time due to it's content...
...sigh...
I am watching Irreversible, y'all.
But I am not alone! I am joined by a special guest, my good friend Yutaka from The Horror Hour! We both agreed to be traumatized together. I am going down with the ship alone.
**TRIGGER WARNING**
This movie does contain graphic scenes of sexual assault, plenty of homophobia, and basically everything tha...
2022-12-16 21:38:52 +0000 UTC View Posthowdy howdy.
as you may have seen on YouTube/Twitter, sickness hath struck again! I feel better today, so I wanted to provide an update for the week!
This past weekend was crazy busy, so I didn't get to record, but I have something I recorded prior that I will be posting soon.
Then this weekend I will be recording a bunch of stuff too, so we will finish out Interview With The Vampire, get through more Patreon requests, and continue with some more Buffy and of course, We...
Armond.....Armond and Steve Zahn. Make it happen, y'all.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
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2022-12-09 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This show has me by the THROAT.
I also need to meet whoever designed the outfits for the show because I love them, and need them. Also, more Jennifer Coolidge. Forever.
HOW DOTH THIS WORKETH?
The show is on HBO Max. If you choose to sync up, I will do a countdown, and we will both hit play, this way you can watch along with me.
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2022-12-09 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
So we are having a Thanksgiving boat ride? This HAS to be a reference to the movie. It has to! Right?
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2022-12-08 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post