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I blacked out: Mukbang Monday

Indeed I did, and I'm telling y'all about it. 

Also I see the irony of this after I just posted a TikTok about how my doctor thinks im an alcoholic 

TODAY'S TOPICS

1. My blackout

2. Your underrated activities

3.Song of the Week

Question of the Week: Do you have an infamous night out drinking?

Anywho, love you

Brett

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I love doing this by myself: Mukbang Monday

It's quite underrated

Today's Topics:

-Updates/ Underrated Activities

-YOUR experience with meds

-Song of the Week

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: what's an underrated activity you love doing?

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My Underwear Tour: Nude-y Chats

Thought I'd give you a formal  look into my underwear drawer. Lots of interesting stuff going on in there.


Let me know which one is your favorite! And feel free to let me know what else you want to see from me on here? More photos? Videos? Lmk sexy!


Happy Humpday

Brett

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I am mentally ill, and so are you: Mukbang Monday

Put your Anonymous Questions Here

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1btGBHQ9e0ZkDOBnjrHo4tVCgCh0ELBzM2Nk6u8ubIXI/edit

also, its ok to take medication.

Today's Topics

-Meds and Drugs

-Your Favorite Reboots

-Song of the Week

Question of the Week: Do you take meds????

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Mean Girls & Reboots (Mukbang Monday)

I just saw the mean girls movie and I have thoughts...

Topics of the Day:

-Mean Girls Reboot

-Your Unhinged Crushes

-Song of the Week

Question of the Week: thoughts on reboots? What is the best reboot you've seen?

ALSO, put your anonymous questions here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1btGBHQ9e0...

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ASK BRETTNEY (Ep.1)

IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS, GO HERE

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1btGBHQ9e0ZkDOBnjrHo4tVCgCh0ELBzM2Nk6u8ubIXI/edit

From answering whether moaning make me c*m harder, to thinking about the meaning of life, I answer all the ANONYMOUS questions y'all asked me!


Anywho, love ya,

 Brett

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My Latest Fucked Up Crush: Mukbang Monday

I honestly didn't see it coming either but here we are.

Topics Of The Day:

1.  My Current Unhinged Crush 

2. Song Of The Week

Question: Who is your current unhinged crush?


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Gay Fun SUCKS: Mukbang Monday

In my "straight fun era". 

Today's Topics:

1. Straight Fun VS. Gay Fun

2. Your New Years Resolutions

3. Song of the Week

Question of the Week:  What is your ideal Night Out/In

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ASK ME ANYTHING (Q&A video coming soon)

Hey silly gooses,

I wanted to start a new Q&A video series, and obviously need some questions to answer. If you got  any questions for me,  put them in this Google Doc!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1btGBHQ9e0ZkDOBnjrHo4tVCgCh0ELBzM2Nk6u8ubIXI/edit

It's anonymous, obviously, so don't be embarrassed to ask anything. Honestly, the weir...

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McMukbang Tuesday

first ever DRIVE THROUGH MUKBANG. Channeling my inner Trisha Pastas. Dow e like this vibe? Do we hate it. Lmk cuz I could do this more or never again

Also sorry for filming vertical i fumbled that.

Todays Topics:

-Awkward at the drive though

-opening my happy meal toy

-New Years ReCap

Question of the Week: What  are your resolutions??

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Merry Christmas SLUTS: Mukbang Monday

Merry Christmas to you sexy bitches! 

Todays Topics:

-Christmas (duh)

-Your Drug Responses

-Song of the Week

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All the drugs I've done: Mukbang Monday

It is what it is... Don't judge me OK!

Today's Topics:

- DRUGS

-Your TV reccomendations

-Song of the Week

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I feel like my friends died: Mukbang Monday

I wish I could say happy Monday but I'm still MOURNING. Please tell me I'm not the only person who feels this way...

Topics of the Day

1. Show Mourning

2.Age Gap Responses

3.Song of the Week

Question of the Week: Tell me a show to watch because I NEED IT

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Ranking Disney Men

You knew I had to do it to em'...

After thinking on it long and hard, I have finally settled on my official ranking of Disney men in order of how much I'd want to be life partners with them and have their babies.

Let me know if you agree, disagree, want to fight about it, discuss it over chai tea, whatever.

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Age Gaps??? Mukbang Monday

I told ya'll I would post today! I'm so tired I'm gonna pass out.

Today's Topics

1. Age Gaps/Younger Men

2. Your High School Experiences

3. Song of the Week

Question of the Week: How do you feel about age gaps?

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SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY!

But its coming!

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Private Show: Sneak Peek

I've been asked by a few of you what kind of content I post in the Private Show Tier...In case some of y'all are curious, this is sort-of the type of content I typically post on my snap story (though this is less NSFW). 

If you're wanting to see that type of content, I would check it out. You might like it

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going commando in my Comfy: Mukbang Monday

watch the video you may see the underside of my buttocks

Today's Topics:

-High School:Extracurriculars 

-Your favorite City

-Song of the Week

Question of the Week: What was your high school extracurricular

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My first time TOPPING?: Nude-y Chats

yes, it happened...

Let me know what you want me to talk about next! I'm an open book

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LA Gays: Mukbang Monday

Y'all, I finally get the hype for real.

Topics of the Day:

-My trip to LA

-Your Internet rabbit holes

-My Song Of The Week

Question of the Week: best city you've ever visited

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My New Hobby is Porn: Mukbang Monday

I'm not kidding, I can't stop looking...

Today's Topics:

-My new Hobby

-Fumbling the Bag

-Song of the Week

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Whats your favorite internet rabbit hole?

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Losing My Virginity: Nude-y Chats

Hey lil' Devils!

Ok new video series idea (and lmk if you like it) but I thought it could be fun to do a video series where I talk about sex related topics, with my titties and bits out...great concept right?!

This time I talk about how I lost my virgintiy and I would LOVE to know how y'all lost yours. 

ALSO let me know what you want me to talk about next time, and if you have any suggestions for what to wear (or not wear)

Anywho, love ya! 

Brett

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He wanted to F**k, and I Fumbled: Mukbang Monday

I still lie awake at night thinking about the mistake and its been 7 days...

Today's Topics:

-Fumbling The Bag

-Your Best Concert

-Song of the Week

Question of the Week: When was the time you fumbled the bag the WORST

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Answering Random Questions with LEX

My podcast buddy, Lex, and I answer more random questions! Some topics include...

-Thoughts on Disney Adults

-Our Best Lies

-Lesbian Bars

AND MORE

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He made out with someone else in front of me: Mukbang Monday

Halloweekend kicked my ASS y'all. But I'm happy to say I survived and I'm gonna tell y'all about it.

Today's Topics

-Halloweekend Recap and STUPID BOYS

-Your Sexual Awakenings

-Song of the Week


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Lacey Lingerie Show N' Tell

Y'all remember this little number? I totally forgot about it but...I'm kinda into it... Are y'all into men in more feminine sexy clothes, or is that not your thing?


Also, Snapchatters let me know if you want me to show off this number a little more? 

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Saving in chat is OK!

Hey Sexies,

Just a reminder that saving the snapchat videos in the chat is A-OK! You just cannot save to camera roll or screenshot/screen record. But please feel free to save and collect them like pokemon cards.

Brett

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My Sexual Awakening: Mukbang Monday

Happy (almost) Halloween babies! I'm so excited for this upcoming week omg SPOOKY SEASON is upon us!! And I'm excited to share yet another Mukbang Monday with you all! 

Today's Topics Are....

1. My sexual awakening

2. Your Crazy Car Stories

3.Song of the Week

Question of the week: What was your SEXUAL Awakening ?

PS Ignore the fact that I spelt "Sexual" wrong on my white board... it was a long day

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Lil' Manservant Costume (?)

is it a costume? Is it underwear? is it floss? You be the judge...


Let me know what lil Devil content you're curious about seeing. I'm interested in hearing what you wanna see from me.

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Queer Dating: Podcast Episode

Hey babies! 

My podcast partner Lex and I made a little mini episode all about Queer Dating, and wanted share with y'all. We talk about a wide range of topics, from my fucked up butthole, to religious trauma... Everything you'd wanna know basically.


Let me know if you have any other ideas for topics to cover, we're open to all the ideas!

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