Gav appoints himself CEO of the podcast and listens to a sexy merchandise pitch from Matt as Steve decides that poor old Roger Helmer's had enough. There's also some stuff about murders.
2014-10-23 23:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode we finally investigate and uncover Matt Lees's intense hatred of widows, a full woman-blasting fury so all-consuming that he even hates windows, both for sounding a bit like "widows" and for allowing widows to look through walls, something Matt believes they should not be allowed to do, considering what they are. Gav also tells the story of how he first met Log, and Steve provides the floundering #gamergate movement with some out of context audio ammunition. Eat it up, sucka.
2014-10-16 22:57:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt prepares a humble speech for an award ceremony he can't attend, Gav follows a stranger around an awful art exhibition, and Steve investigates the chilling world of Boots product reviews.
2014-10-09 10:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
They’re big, they’re long, they’ve all got massive schlongs! Regulaaaaaar Featurrrrrres! Steve risks his life to illegally drive a car, Log’s dog is acting up and God only knows what Matt was talking about but it goes on for AGES.
2014-10-02 15:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Well crumbs and titties, it turns out that Team Features couldn't get together to record a podcast this week, and now, without our combined energies to stabilise it, the power crystal at the heart of our fortress shines wanly. It's wan as balls and no mistake. To appease the podcast spirits and rejuvenate our withered life force we've instead put together a very spesh compilation episode made up of features from the past. That's right, when we repeat features and contravene the founding rules o...
2014-09-25 13:24:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons! Hi-de-hi! Just a little message to go alongside this episode, to remind you that *that lot* [hoiks a thumb to the Patreon door with a wince of disgust] get to buy tickets on Monday, so if you absolutely, mustolutely, shoulda woulda couldalutely, want to see us in Nottingham on the 1st November, you have to get them tickets in or face up to the dire consequences of your dilatory procrastination. It's a great reason to come check out Nottingham's GameCity festival, too, which every...
2014-09-18 13:05:59 +0000 UTC View Post
http://blog.regularfeatur.es/?p=653 Hey, did you know? There are exactly as many members of Regular Features as there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Our weapon proficiencies roughly match up too. Log, for example, is *such* a Michelangelo, but rather than using dual nunchucks he prefers to fight with a bo staff, which you’ll note is typically the weapon used by Donatello. Besides that one discrepancy we are identi...
2014-09-11 18:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies if you received an email about Matt's filthy little side project a little while ago. The man has so many Patreons he sometimes gets a bit confused. Rest assured however that we have no plans to start charging for podcasts that aren't Regular Features. Oh and if you didn't spot it already, here's an FMV (full motion video) of our second live show at the Camden Fringe, episode 104! If you whap it on an Oculus Rift you could even pretend you were there. 2014-09-04 15:21:24 +0000 UTC View Post
http://blog.regularfeatur.es/?p=650 Three out of the four chaps perform live guff with the aid of an ACTUAL ROBOT. Worth watching in video form, if you'd like to do such a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFyx6Xp4zDI
2014-09-04 12:55:12 +0000 UTC View Post
http://blog.regularfeatur.es/?p=648 Steve reinvents #travelawks, Gav gives sage advice to the world, Matt finds literature on the tube, and Log commentates full Olympic-grade sex between him and Steve, causing members of the live audience to physically leave. Watch the live show in VIDEO FORM here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mpfGTQriR...
2014-08-28 21:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post
http://blog.regularfeatur.es/?p=646 Matt arrives back from America with tales about how he played around with bombs and Obama, Gav wants to clarify social etiquette regarding cafes and cups of tea, and Steve is trapped in an unending nightmare that even the King’s greatest wizards seem unable to prevent. Will our adventurers find the crystal and save Steve from the nightmare realm? Find out in Issue #2. Oh and hell...
2014-08-21 14:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
http://blog.regularfeatur.es/?p=644 All rules are off in this bleak and lawless post-centenary comedown, as Log's audacious series of Doctor Who scripts skirts the closest we've yet come to repeating a feature. Meanwhile Gav plomps through a timehole to the 1950s, returning with a lovely story about how people are shit. Also! Tombola time! We spin the prize tombola and give away an incredible sack of goodies to one of ...
2014-08-14 19:54:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! In our continuing efforts to overreach our abilities and test the limits of our popularity, we've decided to do a couple of live shows as part of the Camden Fringe. I think that pigeon is their logo. It appears a lot on their site, anyway. The shows are at 4pm on Friday 22nd and Saturday 23rd. Here's a link to tickets: http://camdenfringe.com/detailact.php?acts_id=662 The shows are in The Camden ...
2014-08-11 12:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Sorry about the double-post. I was trying to make the post look nicer, but it seems that's not an option. You won't be charged twice! Anyway, this is what I posted first time around: It was never meant to be like this: we were going to have a meet-up with some hot hot Patrons (you) and associated freeloaders (scum), then retire to a room after closing time to have a nice private podcast in a shut pub. Instead, we got so excited that we ended up pulling a spontaneous live show out of the ...
2014-08-07 10:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a snique pique behind the scenes of the Regular Features Patrons Pub Meet, in case you couldn't make it. We had lost Matt and so set out on a merry adventure to find him. He was in our hearts all along!
2014-08-07 10:48:58 +0000 UTC View Post
As we speed faster and faster towards our glorious Regular Features centenary, we unceremoniously stall the podcast engine, forcing us to pull over on to the information superhighway's hard shoulder for this very special emergency prolongation episode. Steve, Gav and infrequent interloper Joe Skrebels dish up an echoey slice of audio to tide you over until next week,. It's nine'y nine poin' nine, ladies, so slop it up. Also, as a friendly welcoming gesture to you lovely patrons (and definitel...
2014-07-31 18:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post