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MiniBonus#15 - Renegades: Born in the USA, Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe!

If you're like me, you've received multiple emails from Spotify informing you about this really amazing and important new podcast featuring Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen. Unlike you, I actually listened to it. 

After demonstrating what a bore-fest Renegades is, we discuss another "show" made by two "comedians." Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano giggle at each other while talking about their caloric intake, jingles they remember, and counting to one million. 

My takeaw...

This is war! Vic reveals new cow costume, it appears the zipper is broken.

Ball's in your court, Kayci.

Bonus#16 - Streetlight Memoirs

Back on episode 241 we introduced you to Patrick Michael's serial drama podcast - Streetlight Memoirs. On this bonus episode Doug from Who's Right and Branden from Shitty Song of the Week sit in to try to make sense of episodes 2 and 3. We had a hard time with it but maybe we're the idiots. 

Then Branden and I go through some of our favorite Sheamus karaoke tracks that we found on that weird social karaoke website. Finally, Stuttering John is super nervous about this weekend's epis...

MiniBonus#14 - Holistic Male, Sofia with an F, No Focks Given

We're back hanging out with Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, and Brandon McAfee on the Drew and Mike Show. After talking about the Isotopes for a minute, we get into our recent episode about optimizing your flaccid penis. Then we listen to Paige Lorenze tell Sofia Franklyn about how fun it was to date Armie Hammer. We finish up by chatting about YouTube sensation Tanner Fox's podcast - No Focks Given. He's young and rich, but he still has a reason to complain. Go figure.

Oh no! Kayci got her new t-shirt wet!

She was pretty braggadocious about her 28Gs. Turns out she was right to be so cocky. Now I'm cocky. 

Enjoy however you enjoy this sort of thing. 

WATP/TLS #1 - NPR Politics, The Deciding Decade, Verdict

We teamed up with Larry Bleidner from That Larry Show for a brand new crossover event!! Larry and I listened to the self-proclaimed most downloaded political podcast available, NPR's Politics Podcast (a tad left leaning). Then we checked in with the Pete Buttigieg hosted The Deciding Decade featuring Hillary Clinton (a tad left leaning). Finally, for some balance, we sampled Verdict with Ted Cruz (making a hard right after using the right lane to merge right). 

If you love politica...

MiniBonus#13 - Sibling Revelry

Another trip over to the Drew and Mike Show to chat about Oliver and Kate Hudson's podcast, a show that is unnecessary is every single way. Especially when their guests are the Hilton sisters. Somehow we went the entire episode without talking about vocal fry. 

My apologies for the Bills talk but they asked me.

WATP/TDS Crossover #9 - Frenemies, The Fat Feminist Witch, F*ck Whales

Wednesday, January 6th, 2021 will go down as one of the greatest days in American history! That's because Who Are These Podcasts and the Dick Show recorded another crossover episode. Also, our supreme leaders felt uncomfortable for once. That was neat.

This is a jam packed episode. We start with Frenemies featuring YouTube celebrities Ethan Klein and Trisha Paytas ripping on other losers who make a living on YouTube. Then we're off to learn about moon spirits from a fat crazy person wit...

MiniBonus#12 - Busy Philipps is Doing Her Best, Jemele Hill is Unbothered

This week we explore some wokecasts with "mother-of-the-year" Busy Philipps and the "you are a racist" girl, Jemele Hill. Busy Philipps' daughter came out as gay when she was 10... whatever that means. Rather than let her explore her sexuality and identity privately, Busy has decided it's everyone's business. 

This was recorded on the Drew and Mike Show on January 5, 2020. Go Bills.

Bonus#15 - Worst of 2020 Contest

This week is a contest. We brought in Cros, Andy, Vinnie, and Producer Chris to each make an argument for the worst podcast that WATP reviewed in 2020. You can go vote on our twitter or in our subreddit. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhoAreThesePodcasts/

http://twitter.com/whoarethesepod

Bonus#14 - Christmas Stories

It's another retro-style episode with Kevin! This week we actually decided to review a holiday themed podcast. And what could be better than one with an audio drama that promotes Christianity?

At the very end I talk a little bit about the trip to Tampa for the Road Rage event. 

MiniBonus#11 - Tig and Cheryl: True Story, Howard Stern Re-signs with SXM

Another trip over to the Drew and Mike Show. This time we start off talking about a show featuring the comedian's comedian Tig Notaro and Larry David's fake wife Cheryl Hines. The premise of their show is they watch a documentary and then they talk about it. It's ponderous. 

Also, Howard Stern made the big announcement this week that he's going to be on SiriusXM for at least five more years. That means he'll be 71 when this next contract expires. 

Kayci's phone number is here!

You can now be texting friends with our review girl. She loves pictures of your dinner, cat, and penis.

(352) 639- 5669

Bonus#13 - The Alan Cox Show

It's the return of Chad Zumock!! We review a show he used to be on in Cleveland. Turns out Chad is no longer friends with any of the people on the show. Chad knows a lot of phrases but "no hard feelings" isn't one of them. We also talk about his last appearance on WATP, what happened, and the fallout from that episode.

Later in the show we hear from Vic for the first time since September. I don't know that we learned anything other than she is still alive. But at least there's that.&nbs...

MiniBonus#10 - Bunny Ears Podcast

Another trip over to the Drew and Mike Show. We talk about John Belushi vs. Chris Farley, defying Covid restrictions, Macaulay Culkin's podcast, qualifying as an expert by being a slut, the current state of Call Her Daddy, and finally an update on Sofia Franklyn. 

WATP/TDS Crossover #8 - Do You Party?, The Brief Case, F*ck Whales

It's another crossover EVENT! Not a show but an event that only comes many times per year. Dick and Sean learn a lot more about Patrick Michael this time around. It's always fun watching someone discover the insanity of Patty C Cups. We have to continue to spread this joy to those less fortunate than us, and by that I mean people who haven't yet given up trying to figure out what this podcaster is trying to accomplish.

It's also time to thumb through a few more chapters of Maddox's unre...

MiniBonus#9 - Crime Stories with Nancy Grace

Finally, someone with a more annoying voice than me! Who finds Nancy Grace appealing? 

It's another appearance on the Drew and Mike Show and we cover many topics, including the ongoing Heather W. saga and a bunch of the recent shows we've reviewed. 

Special#1 - The Lost Interview

If you listened to our latest episode, number 231, you might have noticed something was missing. I can't put my finger on it but there was just something that seemed incomplete for lack of a better word.

Well good news, here's the entire, unedited interview with Heather W. We also dig into some behind-the-scenes DMs and text threads. Unlike Patrick Michael, our "behind-the-scenes" content is actually interesting. 

TL;DR Stuttering John is a broke alcoholic who has hit rock bo...

Bonus#12 - The Patrick Michael Extravaganza Part II

This week Cros swings by the WATP studios to discuss not one, not two, not three, but four different Patrick Michael podcasts. The guy is on fire lately! And these shows are nothing like the rambling, incoherent solo shows of the past. He actually has guests on the show. PM has friends now!

Also, Sheamus reveals three new nicknames. I can't even keep up with all of his monikers.

MiniBonus#8 - Time to Warrior Up, Dumpster Fyre

Another great "hang" with our friends from the Drew and Mike Show. This week we talk about Lori Vallow's very first podcast appearance on a show called Time to Warrior Up. If you don't know who Lori Vallow is, she's the woman who joined a cult and then dispensed of her husband and children in order to spend more time with the cult leader... allegedly. 

Then it's time to check in with Billy McFarland, the mastermind behind the Fyre Festival. He's podcasting from prison. I think he w...

MiniBonus#7 - Sofia with an F

It's another appearance on the Drew and Mike Show. This one starts off a little personal but then we get into it. After I play a clip of Pitbull's show that's way too long, we dig into Sofia Franklyn's (former Call Her Daddy cohost) new show where she tells her side of the story. Spoiler, everyone was mean to her for no reason.

Bonus#11 - Pillowfort Pub

Kevin and I decided to hop into a Delorean and push it up to 88 mph in this throwback style episode. We listened to a podcast hosted by people who make porn drawings and animations who interview people who make porn drawings and animations. For people who draw alien hermaphrodites getting bukkaked they sure are boring. 

Let us know if you like the throwback style or if Cobra Commander needs to retire. 

MiniBonus#6 - Pretty Big Deal, Call Her Daddy

For this appearance on the Drew and Mike Show we focused mainly on two podcasts. Pretty Big Deal is hosted by Ashley Graham, a 200 lb "model." She puts down the Twinky to podcast with her husband about how amazing she is. What a treat.

Then we check back in with Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy. She had Miley Cyrus on the show recently. It's a bean flickin' good time. 

Bonus#10 - The Patrick Michael Extravaganza

I honestly don't know how I'm able to convince people to do the prep work necessary to come on this show. Somehow I got Vinnie and Cros to listen to After PM, Nine Minute Podcast, and Dead Town in order to provide a thorough deep dive into all things Patrick Michael. Even a song by Animal Crosley is featured. If you've been craving Sheamus, this episode will scratch you where you itch. 

WATP/TDS Crossover #7 - Life with Herpes, F*ck Whales

On this month's crossover we listen to women with herpes try to figure out how having an incurable STD is actually empowering and improves their self-esteem. There's some serious bullshit to sift through.

Dick, Sean and I then go through a few more chapters of Maddox's most recent and final book, F*ck Whales. It's not even trying to be funny anymore. Thankfully, we're still trying. 

We finish up with Vic reading some reviews of The Dick Show. Dick was not happy. This might be...

MiniBonus#5 - Juicy Scoop w Heather McDonald

I was back on the Drew and Mike Show this week talking mostly about Rachel Uchitel. Rachel is famous for having sex with Tiger Woods. But that's not all she's done. She's also done Derek Jeter, Bret Boone, Matt Altman, David Boreanaz... the list goes on.

We also chat briefly about Dr. Phil's true crime podcast. Yes, it's true, I listened to the entire four-part series. So what?

MiniBonus#4 - Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

This month on my Drew and Mike Show segment we took a look at Chelsea Handler's podcast. I actually listened to four episodes of this garbage. I also suffered through Alec Baldwin's blowhardy show but we never got around to that. Maybe next time. 

Bonus#9 - Jerry Banfield, Problem Academy, Stuttering John

Jerry Banfield tried stand up. It didn't go well. But that's just the beginning. Jerry is the most interesting person on the internet right now. Also, Patrick Michael rips off our format and John sucks at political banter... and life. Aaaandeeee joins us for this one. It's fun.

MiniBonus#3 - Opie Radio & Stuttering John with Anthony Cumia

I was a guest on the Anthony Cumia Show with Dave Landau. We pretty much did a mini episode of WATP (so I did get Ant to cohost!) and I figured I would share with all of the wonderful Patreon supporters. Cheers!

WATP/TDS Crossover #6 - Rebel Eaters Club, F*ck Whales

It's another crossover show featuring Dick Masterson and Sean the audio engineer. This time we listen to morbidly obese people who applaud themselves for breaking chairs. That's not a joke, I'm not funny enough to come up with that.

We also go through four more chapters of Fuck Whales, Maddox's anti-comedy book that has sold dozens of copies. 

Watch the video - https://youtu.be/F3U01T2eV6g