Thanks everyone who came along to watch The Last Post live (which will be this month’s episode of The Last Post). It’s always quite fun setting your alarm for 3.30am to prep for a morning show (call time was 4:30, but I wanted to wake up fully, and there’s nothing worse than having to juggle two guests and an alternate universe when you’re still groggy).
Waking up that early reminds me of buddhist Special Days at the meditation centres of my childhood. You’d set your alarm for...
2021-04-26 04:37:18 +0000 UTC
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ETA2: Thankyou to everyone who watched live and is watching later - it’s a fairly solid version of the show, with a few good lines I forgot to do, as is always the case when you record anything. Not enough mistakes to pull down the stream so enjoy it until tomorrow evening, when I’ll make the link private. If you miss the window, DM me.
Please, if you’d like to share it, bring people over to the Patreon rather than just sharing the link, because otherwise it doesn’t feel quite ...
2021-04-15 03:24:02 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely people! Tomorrow’s salon will be 8pm Tuesday west coast US time. Which is to say 1pm Wednesday my time. The link is below.
Also there’s a new Tea With Alice up with the magnificent Sami Shah. Also I just solved my show! More later when I’m not rushing to said show.
Xx
A
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 19
Time: Apr 13 2021, 08:00PM PST
Apr 14 2022 01:00 PM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
Zoom Link for Tomor...
2021-04-13 07:41:16 +0000 UTC
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Hallo!
If you’re not at MICF but wish you could see CHRONOS, I will stream it for all Patreonites next Friday the 16th of April. By that point I’m hoping it’ll be a show I’m pleased with.
I know technically it’s meant to be video content for the above $5 Patreonites, but I feel like the pandemic economy is so weird I feel incapable of more than the most rudimentary paywall.
SO,
- I’ll send out the link mid next week.
- It’ll likely be on YouT...
2021-04-08 10:44:01 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely people, I’m in Melbourne!
I made it in, and now I have a show that I’m building.
The salon this week is in U.K. time, 8pm Tuesday 5am Wednesday my time, (rather than 7am, which is what it was before, thanks daylight savings. I may in the future have to recalibrate the timezones, because the shift in relative clock time has made this suddenly more difficult). Next month’s U.K. timezone salon might welllll be a little later at night for you guys...
2021-04-06 01:29:24 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely Patreonites!
What a week of drama and Sisyphean admin. I’ll try to describe it in a way that is less boring and stressful than it was in real life, and get you up to date.
First! I’m still doing MICF! Apart from tonight’s show, the opening preview, where I will be in self isolation waiting for a third negative covid test to confirm that I definitely don’t have covid, which I definitely don’t.
My family holiday last week on Stradbroke island near Brisb...
2021-04-02 04:11:13 +0000 UTC
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Hallo beautiful Patreonites, I’m on a family holiday in Queensland, writing to you from the beach, which is one of the few places I get reception here.
As such, this week’s Salon will be off.
Next Tuesday is 8pm U.K. time April 6, and will be from me in Melbourne, where reception is more civilised and there are fewer cane toads.
Intermittent reception here makes it better for text based chat, so feel free to drop questions in below and I’ll answer them as I move into...
2021-03-28 20:48:18 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely
Patreonites
I’m currently sat in a fancy hotel lobby, writing up my script for the ABC all stars Melbourne Gala show for television.
This is one of the attendant privileges of my life; the way I was brought up to feel like this is something I’m allowed to do - walk into the lobby of a hotel I’m not staying at, and get some work done, saving money on a cafe. Also they play better working music in hotel lobbies than cafes. Smooth unobtrusive jazz or classi...
2021-03-22 00:30:03 +0000 UTC
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Hallo!
I’ll be doing a preview of my show CHRONOS (written on a train a year ago, performed once, rewritten again now to be performed more than once).
The time is 8pm THIS SUNDAY 21 March, 2021.
The place will be at the ITS Sydney in Redfern, which is 44-54, Botany Rd.
I’ll be mainly reading off notes, and doing the sound effects by mouth. It’ll be weird, some of it will be good...
2021-03-17 21:58:49 +0000 UTC
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Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 16
Time: Mar 16, 2021 08:00 PM London
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85029152722?pwd=UVRwSHRZZnhYNkhHbUtBOHFuclY1dz09
Meeting ID: 850 2915 2722
Passcode: 712578
This salon is open to ALL LEVELS of Patreon Subscriber. See you there!
2021-03-16 09:36:34 +0000 UTC
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Today I sat down and had a look at my notes for CHRONOS, which I’m going to have to get into shape for MICF.
It’s funny thinking that I wrote this show more than a year ago, and having only performed it once, am to revive or rewrite it with another year under my belt. How much will I change, I think, going through it. What was that joke? The problem is that I tend to write out the fairly earnest bits in full and then intersperse my script with the set-list of actual jokes. So there...
2021-03-15 07:03:21 +0000 UTC
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Or who do you like liking you.
I was reading Jack Druce’s newsletter last week (sign up for it if you haven’t, and tell him I sent you - he’s a thoughtful delight) and he was talking about being liked, wanting to be liked.
It’s very much part of being a person I think, and certainly of being a performer. There are of course rare exceptions; people who ‘like’ to be hated - but I often feel l...
2021-03-09 07:55:00 +0000 UTC
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So we’re back in March. That means in a week it’ll be a year since I packed for six weeks and left my flat in London.
For everyone who’s been affected by the pandemic, it’s around that year-mark, give or take a month depending on geography.
I’ve been thinking about and wrestling all sorts of ideas - one is about guilt and reparations. There’s a lot of guilt and shame discourse around at the moment, which I’m seeing online. But there’s something fascinating to me i...
2021-03-01 21:23:35 +0000 UTC
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Hallo loves
I am moderately recovered from being under the weather, and raring to get back to production of work!
Here's the link to my podcast with my excellent cousin Lara Fraser
Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy
Non- itunes listeners can catch it here
2021-02-28 00:39:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey lovely Patreonites - I’m sorry. I’ve woken up sick this morning and couldn’t do the salon. Will do this time next week. Apologies all round.
Hallo Lovely Patreonites
I went for a swim early this morning, which was lovely, and one of those things that one continually wishes one made more of a habit. I should do that more often (I say to myself again).
This week’s Tuesday Evening Tea With Alice Salon is in U.K. time. The link is below and Iâ€...
2021-02-21 23:49:41 +0000 UTC
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Boo Dwyer is a powerhouse of the Adelaide Fringe Festival scene; and recently had a run of shows cancelled in Perth. She spoke to me during her quarantine period about life, fulfilment, achievement, deciding whether you've 'done enough' and what that means.
We also discussed loneliness, creativity and the nurturing urge, her open door policy at home and not being THAT mature age student.
Find Boo Here ...
2021-02-14 06:38:14 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely Patreonites
Things are moving. And by things I mean me. I’m moving (same suburb, new place), which is exciting and a little intimidating. After so long subletting, month-to-month-lease-ing and living with family, getting a proper flat means basically admitting that I’m not in the U.K. any more, least for now. I’ll have to buy a bed. Legit. Next I’ll be chucking in my prepaid phone plan for a proper contract. Erp!
Although most of my work is still b...
2021-02-08 02:01:10 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely Patreonites!
This week’s Tea Salon is at 8pm Tuesday 2 Feb in PST (US West Coast time).
That works out to 3pm Wednesday in AEST and very early in the morning U.K. time.
The link’s below and I’ll send password through a few hours before for the afternoon tea and up subscribers.
Alice Rebekah Fraser is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 11
Time: Feb 2, 2021 08:00 PM PST;
Feb 3,...
2021-02-01 02:56:03 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely people! I have things coming up! Exciting things! I need to get better at announcing things, or I need a secretary to help me get around to getting a secretary) but for now, here’s a list:
ETA: Oh! And there’s a new The Last Post in your podcatcher NOW! The first of the monthly new format 2021 post apocalyptic post post!
I’m on the BBC Radio News Quiz panel this week, rather than just writing for it. It was a very early start slash late night, with a 2am call t...
2021-01-29 03:07:17 +0000 UTC
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This week, I’ll be having my salon 8pm Tuesday 26 January in U.K. time.
I’m thinking we’ll talk about a few things, including love, rage and how to approach history, but those are just loose ideas, so if you have any suggestions, please drop them in below or in my DMs here.
The link’s below if you want to drop it into your calendar, and I’ll send through the passcode to Afternoon Tea and up Patreonites some time tomorrow.
Xx
A
A...
2021-01-25 09:37:05 +0000 UTC
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Catherine Jones is a specialist chest radiologist and writer, living in Queensland. We talked about the differences between practical and research based help, the place of doctors and the piece she wrote for a recently published anthology.
Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy
Non- itunes listeners can catch
2021-01-21 01:43:09 +0000 UTC
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We’re back, Patreonites!
This week’s Tea With Alice Salon is 8pm Tuesday 19 January in Australia time. (AEST)
Invitation below, password to follow.
The week after is U.K. time, then US West Coast. For the ‘week off’ week, I’ll try an experiment with the Salon, and open it to all levels as a birthday present to you from me.
Alice Rebekah Fraser is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 9
Time: ...
2021-01-16 02:41:22 +0000 UTC
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Hallo all you lovely people. I'm up late with emotions, and the lovely Ben Wren has edited this audio file of me talking at a wall (you) and now it's up on the internet. Talking fears, self and revelations in the new year.
Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy
Non- itunes listeners can catch it...
2021-01-11 14:23:57 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely people. Thankyou everyone who sent birthday wishes and all of you who didn’t, also Thankyou for being here and reading this.
I’m currently writing jokes for the news quiz and trying not to let the real news and chaos of the world invade my little birthday bubble of family and love too much. I’ve spent the past few days looking after my little niece while my twin and his wife are on holiday, and it’s been all consuming and lovely. Then they came to pick her up and we...
2021-01-07 10:31:01 +0000 UTC
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Hallo! This week’s Tuesday night salon is in West Coast US time! Send through questions or topics or drop them below. I’ll send through the password a few hours before the meeting to afternoon tea and up subscribers.
Alice Rebekah Fraser is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 8
Time: 8pm PST, Tuesday Jan 5
(3:00 PM Jan 6, Sydney)
Zoom link:
2021-01-03 08:48:36 +0000 UTC
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I unpacked my storage locker in Melbourne and found some old notebooks. This fell out when I was sorting them.
If you can’t read my terrible writing it says
DREAM LIGHT (LUCE)
If there are other words we walk
into with dreams
They might have other logic
in the way their atoms move
Physics might be as it is in dreams
where you can walk across events,
over hours & arrive.
Be as here as
you ever were.
Curve...
2020-12-30 03:14:58 +0000 UTC
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Alright! This week’s salon is also U.K. time. I know I did U.K. time last week, but I was LATE so I’m messing with the as-yet-barely-established norm.
See you Tuesday night (or Wednesday morning, if you’re in Aus)
I’ll send through the password a few hours before the zooom caaaallllll.
DM me with questions or suggestions for discussion topics.
Details:
Alice Rebekah Fraser is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
Topic: Tea With Al...
2020-12-27 22:20:13 +0000 UTC
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Hallo all, I hope you’re using your end of year to look after yourselves and the people you love. And the people you like, and the people about whom you have mixed feelings and old grudges.
We’re about to head into the doldrums of the year; that strange period around the new year when there’s suddenly time to reflect and think about the past and the future.
I hope along the celebrations and traditions and busywork of being, distracting yourself with all the marvellous art ...
2020-12-25 08:22:49 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Lovely Patreonites!
For those of you who listen to my daily-satirical-news-podcast-set-in-an-alternate-dimension, a reminder that the one and only live show will start in about an hour at 7.30pm GMT (6.30am AEST, 11.15am PST, 1.15pm New York time, etc etc etc, times may vary according to your location) and stay up for streaming for some limited time after that (a day? A week? [ETA: TWO WEEKS])!
Tickets are about 7 GBP and are here: 2020-12-20 18:16:46 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Patreonites!
This week’s Salon will be U.K. time! That is to say 8pm Tuesday 22 December GMT.
Our penultimate salon of the year should be a lot of fun, and if you have any questions you’d like me to answer, feel free to send them here or of course as always, you can ask them during the chat.
The link is below, and I’ll send the password through to the Afternoon Tea-and-up subscribers closer to the time. Hope to see you there!
Xx
A
Alice Rebek...
2020-12-19 02:38:15 +0000 UTC
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