we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug
We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price SHRUNKEN HEAD Apple Sculpture, and Rooster Coaster), we also talk about remembering music that you listen to during insignificant parts of your life, combining the fourth and the third rail, Britain remembers Bellingham is clean, universities spend too much money on facilities, breath work, Rainbow G...
2022-10-02 03:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is now a Monk (on the USA Network Starring Tony Shalhoub) Podcast.
Regardless, we end up talking about Seven of Nine taking a number 2 for about 3 hours.
2022-10-01 08:11:47 +0000 UTC View PostToday I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretorius, and Funace Follies), we also talk about how Harsh saw Buckethead without the mask and bucket while working security for a festival, Britain has never sucked dick for weed (but has for free), what does Primus smell like?, Shaq talks about the Papa John’s buyout, boofing a no-doz, working in a dr...
2022-09-25 00:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
We really “drop the ball” (pull out our testicles to prove a point), then Pat erases all the memories of his regrets and he’s consequently turned into a forklift-certified manbaby.
I’m joined by one of my favorite guests again today! Comedian and broadcaster Matt Collins joins me to listen to and discuss Pikes 306-308 (The Toy Cupboard, Mercury Beak, and Theater of the Disembodied), we also get into how George Carlin was naturally on cocaine, caffeinated orange soda, what’s the flavor of Big Red?, System of a Down - Toxicity, we need something to revitalize Peeps, blowing exclusively diabetic dudes is based, Buckethead’s new collab with Azam Ali, that one King Giz...
2022-09-18 06:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine
2022-09-16 08:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Well shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spenser leaving the podcasts, Goth Night at Six Flags cancellation, Payton Manning’s relationship with Papa John’s, sucking girl dick, Camouflage (2005), Master and Commander (2003), Icehouse (the Australian band, not the incredibly cheap beer), Young Einstein (1988), people disliking when Buckethead ...
2022-09-11 03:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Neelix produces some Skin Porridge from his glands and Pat tries to mind meld with a sandwich
2022-09-10 07:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostToday we’re getting into Buckethead’s Pikes 300-203 (Quarry, The Chariot of Saturn, and Cyborgs, Robots & More), plus we discuss the gothest beverage, old cash registers, Prince, Limp Bizkit covering Prince, getting too much pussy and turning into a Jehovah’s Witness, the genesis of post-punk, why Papa Johns doesn’t have dining rooms, making bread out of bones, biting a pizza tattoo, Taiwanese transistors, nationalizing any industry on which the public relies, Noah’s Apt., the c...
2022-09-04 02:24:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrick "French" Stewart requires jamaharon
2022-09-02 23:41:52 +0000 UTC View Postdownload the track and replace the audio file for Star Trek V in vlc or whatever with this track. or just listen like a podcast!
2022-08-28 01:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe dive into Pikes 297-299 (Fork, Robes of Citrine, and Thought Pond), Spenser's trip to Psycho Las Vegas, racist condo board members, and how much Papa John's spends on garlic butter.
2022-08-28 01:08:16 +0000 UTC View Post
we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes
2022-08-27 09:59:01 +0000 UTC View Postdownload the track and replace the audio file for Star Trek IV in vlc or whatever with this track. or just listen like a podcast
2022-08-20 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
kirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy
2022-08-19 08:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostToday we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password University, Spenser knows all the old slurs, Silly William Jellybeans, Britain’s drinks a half gallon mason jar of diet coke, Shia LaBeouf grabs his partner’s boob, RIP Steve Grimmett, Britain gives a full summary of Papa John Schnatter’s CPAC speech, Spenser is going to Psycho Las Vegas (Britain ...
2022-08-16 20:11:55 +0000 UTC View PostToday we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Beings, automatic drivers, new League gothic skins, RIP Gene LeBell (who made Steven Seagal poop his pants), pooping into each others butts with the homies, r/letstalkbam, coleslaw is a condiment, synth pads, monorails, bus stop meth friends, a dude who only enters his house through the window, the li...
2022-08-14 03:20:38 +0000 UTC View Post
we discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet sleeping bag.
2022-08-13 19:25:27 +0000 UTC View PostHey all!
As you've probably noticed, we've started making merch! We're still trying to figure out something to make for our $5+ patrons, but for everybody on every tier, if you see anything you'd like to purchase in our store, hit us up directly (either on here or our socials) and we'll gladly hook you up for merch AT COST (about 2/3 of retail) as a small thank you for your support.
Thanks!
Here's our shop, btw: 2022-08-08 22:44:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first trek watchalong!
This works like Rifftrax if you've ever done that before:
download the mp3, choose our MP3 as your audio track when you start playing the movie (works in VLC, Quicktime, etc.), and enjoy!
2022-08-08 22:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostHee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread, Prey (2022), is sinking back?, Spenser is not surprised when he finds out Brit is into *anything*, pool maintenance, a buckethero emerges and...
2022-08-07 01:24:23 +0000 UTC View Post
3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child
2022-08-05 20:17:40 +0000 UTC View PostToday we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pussy, is Ghost Weezer for goths?, RIP to Charles Ward of Rockfield Studios, Buckethead has some guitars stolen, fortnite on a disc for sale, the we...
2022-07-31 01:04:53 +0000 UTC View PostToday we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnecta...
2022-07-23 23:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post
a song about buying weed on deep space nine
beat - spenser
lyrics - britain
2022-07-21 21:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post
the greatest vore film ever made
2022-07-21 18:31:22 +0000 UTC View PostWe've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non...
2022-07-16 22:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
gettin our dicks wet at the LAN party
2022-07-15 07:40:15 +0000 UTC View Post