Dumb Idiot Bullshit

Dumb Idiot Bullshit

Hey everybody!

We mentioned it on an episode of Gettin Head a few weeks back, but in case you missed it, here's what's up:

Obviously, we've branched out. We're now almost caught up with Buckethead in terms of Pikes for Gettin Head: A Bucketcast, and so we started a new podcast you've probably heard: Soy Trek

With this change, instead of trying to run two separate patreons and make fans of both shows potentially pay double, we're putting all our content under the banner of ou...

Episode 91: Rub Trip

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain...

Star Trek SNW S1E10 "A Quality of Mercy" & VOY S5E13 "Gravity"

It's not cheating if you're on a different level of space

Episode 90: She Puked on His Dick

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would to...

Star Trek SNW S1E9 "All Who Wander" & TNG S2E16 "Q Who"

in the future they remember station wagons but have completely forgotten what an omelette is

Episode 89: Head and Soldiers

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss  how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and  is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W  Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022),  Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo  Drop, the songs you when driving in some...

Star Trek SNW S1E08 "The Elysian Kingdom" and TNG S7E15 "Lower Decks"

We recorded this episode in one of those quarter-operated porn booth. It cost like 40 bucks in quarters. 

Episode 88: GOAT (God of all Titties)

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from  craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small  guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer  service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist  (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency  tastes the worst?, workplace shootin...

Star Trek SNW S1E7 "The Serene Squall” and Voyager S6E3 "Barge of the Dead"

Kortar is the Klingon king of Goth Night

Star Trek SNW S1E6 "Lift us Where Suffering Cannot Reach” and LD S2E8 "I, Excretus"

oo-mox gigolo 

Episode 87: Assimov Man (feat. Filmmaker Kevin Vonesper)

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg,...

Episode 86: Foreskin Horizon 5

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the vi...

Star Trek SNW S1E5 "Spock Amok" and TNG S4E6 "Legacy"

The soybois talk Trek

Gettin New Music: A Maycast

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them!

Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/Belladonna

Master Boot Record - Personal Computer

Ou - One

Red Snapper - Everybody is Somebody

Black Star - No Fear of Time

Pharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground 

James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of Grey

Episode 85: Rocky Bukakke and Apollo Seed (feat. Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die)

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead’s first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Austra...

Star Trek SNW S1E3 "Ghosts of Illyria" and DS9 S3E10 "Fascination"

We discuss the newest episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and a  classic Deep Space Nine Episode. We also burn mad renewal scrolls.

Soy Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E1&2 and DS9 S2E7 "Rules of Acquisition"

Captains Spenser and Britain watch and review the first two episodes of Star Trek Strange New Worlds and Deep Space Nine's S2E7 "Rules of Acquisition". They also discuss the Fox News article on Trek going "woke", learn a new Klingon word, eulogize a redshirt, and talk shit. 

Loose in 8

Britain and Spenser attempt to explain Loose in 8, an obscure one-man project from Alaska who may have released the worst album of all time in 2005.

Episode 84: Shaun White Privilege

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993’s Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten ...

Soy Trek Episode 1: Picard Season 2

Britain and Spenser discuss Star Trek Picard Season 2. 

Spoiler: They did not enjoy it. 

Episode 83: What are you doing, Step-Steven?

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables,...

Gettin Heathcliff: An Original Orange Ca[s]t Part 5 - Gaint/Robot (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

We can't stop talking about Heathcliff. This time we dive into Robots and Man Eating Giants in the Heathcliffverse. 

Episode 82: Rick & Morty Dab Rig

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, ...

Gettin New Music: An Aprilcast

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review:

Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror

Analepsy - Quiescence 

Wet Leg - Wet Leg

Jameszoo - Blind

Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My Heart

Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love

Join us!

Episode 81: QuentinAnon

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and n...

Gettin Heathcliff: An Original Orange Ca[s]t Part 4 - Meat (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

Let's talk about ham.

Episode 80: Farted Burrito Water

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad traum...

Gettin Conspiracy: A Primuscast

Today we’re talking about Primus’s new song “Conspiranoia”, or more accurately, we’re talking about the list of conspiracies listed in the video. Specifically, we’re getting into: All Mountains are Giant Trees, Black Snake Prophecy, Oil is Made from Humans, Big Pharma, Nazis on the Dark Side of the Moon, Iran-Contra, The Mandela Effect, MKULTRA, The Dog Suicide Bridge, Earth Has 2 Moons, Jesus died in Japan, McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines, 10% of Art in Museums if Fake, Solipsism...

Gettin Heathcliff: An Original Orange Ca[s]t Part 3 - The Garbage Ape (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

We dive into the world of Heathcliff for a third time to try to solve the mystery of The Garbage Ape. 

Episode 79: The GeddyLee Address

Oh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a...