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Gettin Heathcliff: An Original Orange Ca[s]t Part 2 (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

Here we are again! Together with Beck (aka the Love Doctor), we're diving into the rest of the characters in the Heathcliff extended universe. Make sure to listen to Part 1 first!

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Episode 78: Crash into Bandicoot (feat. Andrew Cahak of Life Was Peachy)

We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we’re listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack’s “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal masterpiece, Senator Ted Stevens, Godsmack kept on playing in Anchorage for some reason, Sully says ’never’ 71 times on the Godsmack - S/T,...

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Megalunch Episode 2: Risk (1999)

Together with regular guest Andrew Jamieson, we're reviewing and digging into the history of perhaps Megadeth's most divisive album: 1999's Risk. 

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Episode 77: Steve Viabes (feat. Ryan of The World Speed Project)

Oh boy today we’re joined by a guest! We’ve got Ryan Beitz with The  World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead’s Pikes 229-231  (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as:  Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister’s lost bass collection, Everything is  Terrible’s Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once,  pawn shop VHS tapes, the Vice article on TWSP, the best pasta shapes,  Spenser encounters a child goth, ...

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Gettin New Music: A Marchcast

This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are:


Blood Incantation - Timewave Zero

Zander Schloss - Songs About Songs

Tears for Fears - The Tipping Point

Sylvaine - Nova

Vein.fm - This World is going to ruin you

Ilhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your Eye

Slash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4

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Bratz (2007) Watchalong with Brit!

Brit watches and gives commentary on Bratz (2007) while taking notes for the podcast about it. 

NOT AVAILABLE ON MOBILE

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Gettin A Bratz: The Moviecast

We watched Bratz (2007) in the theater together when it came out. We watched it for the first time since then, and talked about it. 

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Episode 75: Destiny’s Child Predator (feat. Kurtiss fka Curtis Vodka)

We’ve got an old friend and Producer/DJ Kurtiss as a guest today!  Together we’re listening to Pikes 223-225 (Dragging the Fence, Buildor,  and Florrmat) We're also discussing: Hollertronix, not releasing  acapellas is bad for music, Uffie (Curtis Vodka Remix), Kurtiss - The  Curtis Vodka EP (2021), The Batman (2022), Spenser tries Del Taco for  the first time, cooking with Guinness, Buckethead’s project Cobra  Strike, fence stories, truck stop knives, head...

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Gettin Media: A 9/11cast

We discuss the movies, video games, and music released on and around 9/11. 

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Episode 74: Breckin 2: Electric Meyerloo (feat. Comedian Jesse Bercier)

We have another guest! Who’d have guessed? Today we’re joined by comedian Jesse Bercier, with whom we’re gettin into the gritty with on Pikes 220-222 (Mirror Realms, Cove Cloud, and Out of the Attic). We also discuss: why would a 14-year old have Dental Dams?, Chumbawamba has the best politics, the differences between living in an Anarco-punk Commune and a Grindhouse, French should be only spoken by sexy older men (never children), does the Austin Powers stay on during sex? (yeah, baby!...

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Gettin Heathcliff: An Original Orange Ca[s]t (feat. Beck aka The Love Doctor)

Today we’re going down the rabbit hole of the original Orange Comic Cat: Heathcliff. We talk about the history of the strip, its creators and associated media, and start to dive into the characters and conventions of the Heathcliff universe. We also discuss how Heathcliff probably tops, do cartoon cats take PreP?, the Jersey Tomato comic strip, saving on orange ink, and the characters close to Heathcliff. 

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Episode 73: HAT&T (feat. DJ Gre and Hellen of Showdown Productions Alaska)

We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we’re wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we’re also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny Tanner, the mount rushmore of Anchorage Alaska hobos, followthehat.com, Balenciaga Goth Crocs, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, PB&J Fries, Buck...

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Gettin New Music: A Februarycast

It’s the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style!

Today we’re listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including:

Cult of Luna- The Long Road North

Wilderun - Epigone

Zeal & Ardor- Zeal & Ardor

Yung Kayo - DFTK

Author & Punisher- Krüller

Krallice - Chystalline Exhaustion

Korn - Requiem 

and talking about them! Joi...

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Gettin Head Discord!

Hey all! If you use Discord, well come subscribe to our new server! We're pretty active on there talking about Christian Ska bands, Christians Ska covers, and Christians Ska record labels. Join us for a Church-sanctioned Horn-y good time!

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Episode 72: Yankin’ Candle

Giddy up mother fathers! We’re hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch’s ex-drummer’s Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out a fwb so he can have diarrhea, the lack of Buckethead Rule 34, Tony Hooper’s All American Massacre (unreleased), Buckethead as Leatherface,...

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Gettin First: An Albumscast

We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased!

Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993)

Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985)

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Episode 71: Austin Powers: Surprisingly Not a Rapist

We’re getting down like clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) We also cover a whole spectrum of topics including: the emancipation proclamation didn’t stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk’s Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will fuck anything (dirty dick nation), Papa John sounds off on execs with no pizza experience, w...

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Gettin Sean Michaels: An Erotic GnR Fanfic Cast (feat. Nothing Lasts Forever & Guns n Radio)

Even Steven Adler?

On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl  Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and  Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean  Michaels gangbang story ever crafted.

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Gettin My Name Is: A Ralphcast

Today we're here with Britain's brother Beck (aka The Love Doctor) to talk about one ~minute-long scene from Bam Margera's Minghags (2009). Welcome to our nightmare. 

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Episode 70: Hard Rock CaFamily (feat. Everett aka @rad_milk)

Today we have a funny funny guest from the internet! Everett is also known as @rad_milk and they’re here to play our stupid games and listen to Pikes 208-210 (The Wishing Brook, Rooms of Illusions, and Sunken Parlor) and we also discuss: Everett has twins (but no twin-sized bed), Arby’s, the 1999 Ford Mustang Coupe, Spenser needs to shut the fuck up with his Herman Cain jokes, the juicy version of Spenser, Goth News: Mia Goth’s half-goth, half-LaBeof child, Jack White stealing Meg White...

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Episode 69: Nice (feat. Matt Collins)

Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight’s uncle guitar, Matt’s new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman’s Attempted Insurrection, does Spenser have a cat?, Hamburger Helper - Watch the Stove (2016), Christmas Crocs, Neil Young leaving Spotify because of Joe Rogan, Raffi going off o...

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Bonus: Gettin New Music - A Januarycast

It’s our monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing:

Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)

Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)

Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)

Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)

Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) 

Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)

We also discuss: Britain doesn’t like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004)...

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Gettin Doo: A Scoobcast

Brit and Spense watch and review Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015) and discuss Paul Stanley being in the closet, the magic of KISS, The Ascot Five, Jay & Silent Bob do Doo, a theme park psychic, music crystals capable of trapping a beast, the KISS defibrillator, and the red witch. This movie sucked. 

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Episode 68: Limp Zeppelin

Today these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn’t great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boom”, SpongeBob Squarepants speed runs, Spenser’s nostalgia machine, young Britain’s life, Manowar is the WWE of metal, Diablo 2/3 Necroman...

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Episode 67: Life is a Secret Fleshlight (feat. Levon of Knife Nuts Podcast)

Today we’re joined by a guest! The hilarious and charming Levon is joining us from Knife Nuts Podcast, and together we’re discovering Pikes 199-201 [8-6 Days Til Halloween](Flare Up, Cavernous, and Underlair,) also Britain is only halfway through the broken foot boot-phase, Spenser maybe gets a new job?, Spenser’s ongoing maintenance problems, Quantum Leaping into the maintenance guy, Buckethead in Derek Bailey’s Company 91 (1992), Jay Z is not JZ (John Zorn), canned whole chicken, Th...

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Gettin Faygo Hot Dogs: An ICP D&Dcast (feat. Mark Bronzino of Kontusion, ANS, Iron Reagan, Ghostemane, etc.)

We're here again with our buddy Mark Bronzino (guitarist of Kontusion,  ANS, Iron Reagan, GHOSTEMANE, etc.) to talk about The Gathering of  Juggalos, the connection between juggalo culture and hot dogs, and the  wild world of juggalo tabletop gaming.

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Video Episode 59: Ron Jeremey’s Benny Babies (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek)

Today we’re joined by hilarious comedian/memer Breck aka @kewlshrek to  listen to Pikes 175-177 (Quilted, Visitor from the Mirror, and Swollen  Glasses) and together what is the MILFiest peanut butter?, at what  temperature can you no longer masturbate?, Brit podcasts through his  trauma, difficult names (Spenser for Hire vs. Spencer’s Gifts), Lars  Ulrich Toilet (Skeleton Guitar), Stealing War Metal Valor, Buckethead’s  history with The Deli Creeps, bassis...

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Video Episode 58: What Are You Doing, Stepblob? (feat. Dan Bones)

Today we’re joined by musician/tattoo artist Dan Bones! Together we’re  diving into Pikes 171-173 (Crest of the Hill, The Blob, and Last House  on Slunk Street). We also discuss how Andrew Yang probably had a  Rickenbacker he didn’t know how to play, buying instruments you don’t  need, Spenser has a new doppelgänger on the Geek Squad, is having sex  with your doppelgänger masturbation?, Brit and Spense go to the Hard  Rock Cafe, Guy Fieri’s Manhattan ...

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Gettin Quick: A Sandcast Part 2 (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek)

We're back to sink forever deeper into Quicksand fetishism with the hilarious comedian Kewlshrek!

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Episode 66: Autechre Carlson (feat. Brad)

Today we have a semi-anonymous guest: BRAD. Together with Brad, we’re exploring Pikes 196-198 [11-9 Days Til Halloween](Reflection, Residue, and Eye on Spiral), we also discuss how every metal show should have someone playing the washboard, Spenser’s plumbing predicament (feat. weird anti-mask maintenance dude), Randy Newman sucks, we don’t know what we use the swear jar for, big sex fans on the cast, guessing how many dicks you can fit in a wizard’s sleeve?, Buckethead and George S. ...

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