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Episode 65: Easy to make. Tastes great. Maple Syrup.

Today we’re diving into the odd depths of Pikes 193-195[14-12 Days Til Halloween](Voice From the Dead Forest, Maple Syrup, and Face Sling Shot), we also discuss: How 69 is the only thing Spenser has to look forward to, things always get worse (before they get better or not), is Glen Benton conservative?, Lucien Graves and The Satanic Temple, Hail Satan? (2018), Metallica - Re-Reload, Democrats don’t want to do anything for anybody, Let’s Fuck Brandon, anime sends Spenser into a fugue st...

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Wizard vs Wizard - (want that pussy like) Linus Torvalds

Beat by Spenser Hodge

Lyrics and Vocals by Britain Ryan Strah


Bitch, why we gotta get feelings involved?

I just want that pussy like Linus Torvalds

Bitch, why we gotta get feelings involved?

I just want that pussy like Linus Torvalds


Hold up!

yo I heard you don't know

the architecture of the kernel Linus Torvalds has bestowed

it don't matter, though, cause at the end of the show

you're gonna blow me and then I'l...

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Wizard vs Wizard - Reaganomics

beat by Spenser Hodge

vocals by Britain Ryan Strah

recorded in 2014?


Lyrics:

Let me tell yall bout Reaganomics

It's the trickle-down theory of macroeconomics

it's my favorite system and  my favorite topic

it gets me high like dat endo grow with fuckin hydroponics

It's blowing up big like a bomb that's atomic

clean out your ass like it was a colonic

it gives a little respite but is shaky like tectonics

but like b...

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Gettin Album: An of the Yearcast 2021 (pt. 2 of 2)

It’s our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 2 of 2!
Together  with former guests, we’re telling you all our favorite albums from Join us! Extra special thanks to all our listeners and guests for such a fantastic year!2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them,  we’re getting into:

Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti

Badbadnotgood- TalkMemory 

Flashback - Wide Awake

Carcass - Torn Arteries

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Episode 64: Sixty-Nine Star General

Today the Bucketbois are flying solo into the void of Pikes 190-192 [17-15 Days Til Halloween](1079, Cellar, and Grotesques). We also discuss how Bill Cosby is a fan of the pod, dipping in the big toe (of experience), having sex with your doppelgänger, a 5-Pentagram General, who is the alpha Spenser at the geek squad?, Britain’s fucked up foot, Spenser breaks his foot as a kid, a history of Buckethead interviews, Mesothelioma, the worst Pike?, the Tandoori Chicken guy (one of the worst cus...

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Gettin Album: An Of The Yearcast

It’s our end of the year Album of the Year Podcast! Part 1 of 2!

Together with former guests, we’re telling you all our favorite albums from 2021! In no particular order other than the order we talk about them, we’re getting into:


NYX & Gazelle Twin - Deep England

Steve Moore - Gone World

KEY - Bad Love

Lonelady - Former Things

Suffering Hour - The Cyclic Reckoning

Dollhouse - The First Day of Spring

Parcels - Day/Night

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Episode 63: Zornhub (feat. Musician/Artist Prince Midnight)

Today we’re joined by Musician and Artist Prince Midnight! Together we’re going through Pikes 187-189 [20-18 Days of Halloween](Forgotten Experiment, Light in Window, and Blue Squared) and we also discuss: making a guitar out of the skeleton of your beloved dead uncle, skateboard guitars, the story and intent behind the Lars Ulrich Toilet (ain’t goofing on Lars), exploring unconventional creative spaces, Buckethead’s non-solo concert history, John Zorn-adjacent, Assuck, Noise Music, S...

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Episode 62: Gettin Spread a Buttstuff Cast (feat. Rott from Rottcasts 2.0)

Today we’re joined by our old friend, stoned metalhead titan Rott! Together we’re talking about Pikes 184-186 [23-21 Days Till Halloween](Wax, I Got This Costume from the Sears, and Cement Decay), and we also get into: Mark Macguire and the home run race, alaskanbands.com, Alaskan bands then vs. now, weird scene uncle, weed suppositories, the dangers of boofing, smoking three packs of camel wides a day, vape flavors, Buckethead and DJ Disk, comparing the Pikes to weed, cumsocks, and uncom...

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Gettin Quick: A Sandcast (feat. Breck aka @kewlshrek)

Today we're sinking deep into the topic of Quicksand Fetishism with our friend Breck. We explore the Who, What, Why and Where of the fetish, but we'll probably need a whole other episode for the How. 

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Episode 61: Free Jazz Glory Hole (feat. Monte McCleery and Andrew Jamieson of Annulus)

We have guests! Together with Monte and Andrew we’re discussing Pikes 181-183 (Bogwitch, Window Fragment and Annulus Reunion, and Screaming Scalp) Monte should get a Leather Trenchcoat/Tophat, the dude on LiveLeak who hangs out in septic tanks, Buckethead & John Zorn, Free Jazz Glory Hole, favorite chores, Andrew’s sleep terror on tour, Britain trusts nobody (on today’s cast), top Juice lists, the noise scene all works at Autozone, more talk about the importance of young boners, And...

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Episode 60: Gettin FountainHead: Ayn RandCast (feat. Stephen Snow aka @streetsnacks)

Today we're joined by our friend Stephen (@streetsnacks) to explore  Pikes 178-180 (Blurmwood, The Insides of Outsides, and Cavern Guide), we  also discuss: Ripping/Burning Slipknot bootleg CDs, WalMart Censored  CDs, Hot Topic (and other temperatures of Topic), Parrotheads are the  worst of all people in existence, the origin of ‘Pike’, Megadeth’s  Cryptocurrency, Smegma, Buckethead & Bryan ‘Brain’ Mantia, is this  podcast just an incredibly elabor...

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Video Episode 52

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Video Episode 51

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Video Episode 48

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Video Episode 47

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Gettin Garf: A Field Cat

We read fuckin jokes from Garfield's Big Fat Hairy Joke Book (1994) and Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs & Slams. Then Spenser reads a Garfield Erotic Fanfic. 

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Megalunch Episode 1: Kill 'em All

We're gonna listen to Dave Mustaine, eat lunch, and talk about it. Here's our review of Kill 'em All (1983). 

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DTRM Podcast 3.2 - Alice

Britain's comedy band DTRM (featuring former Bucketcast guest We Forgot) interviews former Bucketcast guest Matt Collins (part 2). 

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DTRM Podcast 3.1 - Alice (aka Matt Collins)

Britain's comedy band DTRM (featuring former Bucketcast guest We Forgot) interviews former Bucketcast guest Matt Collins. 

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DTRM Podcast 2 - Strept

Britian's comedy band DTRM (featuring former Bucketcast guest We Forgot) interview Alaskan band Strept back in 2007.

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DTRM Podcast 1 - Neil

Britain's first podcast from back in 2007 with their comedy band DTRM (featuring former Bucketcast guest We Forgot). They interview a vegan hardcore straitedge dude named Neil. 

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Gettin X: A Filescast

Spenser made us watch and review X-Files Season 7 Episode 13: First Person Shooter, written by William Gibson. There's a lot to unpack here. We should have probably just burned the luggage but instead we have, uh, this for you. Enjoy. 

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Gettin Limp: A Bizkit Cast (feat. Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever)

We review Limp Bizkit's 2021 album with Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever (a November Rain Podcast)

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Plorbus Swop

This is the full intro song to the podcast recorded sometime in 2010

Spenser Hodge - Guitar & Drum Programming

Britain - Vocals & Bass

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Video Episode 44: Superjoint Custody (feat. Aayush aka ScreamsInMerzbow)

Today we’re joined by our good friend Aayush, also known as   Screamsinmerzbow!     Together we listened to Pikes 130-132 (Down in the Bayou Part 2, Down in  the Bayou Part 1, and Chamber of Drawers) We also talk about having a  half portion of racism, meme culture and community on the internet,  memes as a post-modern form of communication, into each life a few weird  Tool fans must fall (as the prophecy says), the world’s on fire (how &n...

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Video Episode 41: Everybody's Twerking for the Tweakend

We listened to three more Pikes this week! Pikes  121-123 (Shaded Ray, The Other Side of the Dark, and Scroll of  Vegetable) Britain is going to do standup comedy, Spenser tries to buy a  couch, nobody wants the refugee couch, Minor Figures oat milk is better  than Oatley, Spenser doesn’t know how to pronounce ‘chaise’, Buckhead’s  music videos, does Buckethead spiralize his vegetables?, artificial  banana rules, Sublime doesn’t rule, a hunch about majo...

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Video Episode 40: You'll Never Know How Slash Lives 'til You Pee a Mile in His Pants (feat. Tara and Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever [A Guns n Roses Podcast])

Today we have TnR (Tara and Robin) from the podcast  Nothing Lasts Forever (about GnR) joining us to fall to discover and  review Pikes 118-120 (Elevator, Solar Sailcraft, and Louzenger)  Buckethead’s pronouns, LA (ghost)writer Anthony Boza, Spenser shafts  Britain on a falafel deal, Peeing yourself in leather pants for the true  ’Slash Experience’, Slash’s exotic pet liabilities, Spenser counts in  Base Wheatus, Brit is Les Claypilled, 3/11 is a holiday,...

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Video Episode 39: Like a Reverse Louis CK (feat. Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die and Fires Were Started!)

Today we’re joined by our first international Guest: Chibbs from  Australia’s 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die Podcast and Fires Were  Started! Together we dive down Pikes 115-117 (Marble Monsters [is it the  worst pike?], Infinity of Spheres, and Vacuum), also the base 69 theory  of numbers (nice), Spenser greases it up (loosey goosey) and then  slides into some holes, then moves into a new Apartment, asking the  people who live in your old flat to come ...

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